I am the funeral anchor, a small group who is concerned about crying

Chapter 8: Connecting with a Beautiful Anchor!What the hell is this?

impermanence of life.

All fame and fortune are not brought with you, and you will not take them away with you when you die.

When we came into this world, we were empty-handed.

When you leave this world, you don't take anything with you.

No one can predict what will happen in the next second.

What everyone can do is to live the life in front of them.

Although it is said that life is impermanent, sometimes it makes people feel sorry.

But it also reminds us to live well in the present moment and live every day well.

But now Chen Yu is working hard to make money and put the company on the right track.

After all, life is alive, although it is impermanent, but the basic food and clothing must be guaranteed.

Chen Yu asked Bai Yingying to put on her makeup and arrange her clothes and hair.

While swiping his phone, he looked at the faces of all living beings.

"Object ID: Cute little bunny!"

"Sins in the world: regardless of the venue, often slander others and speak ill of others, and even often quarrel with former colleagues and spread rumors, causing damage to others' reputation. You are the green tea whore of the company!"

"The next accident will happen in the middle of the night three days later. Because I don't like others, I'm a crazy keyboard man. As a result, I get too emotional and die. The probability of death is 5%."

"The host can pay attention!"

……

"I didn't expect that being a green tea whore or a keyboard man would be life-threatening these days."

Seeing this reminder, Chen Yu also smiled slightly in his heart.

Because he also hates green tea whore and keyboard man very much.

Some people say that they are just talking about it, and they are not guilty of death after a few curses, right?
But anyone who has learned about cyber violence and the power of rumors knows how annoying these two types of people are.

Although they just moved their lips, it is very likely that they will cause great harm to others.

"A 5% chance of dying isn't that high either."

"Simply persuade her, let her take care of herself."

Thinking of this idiom, I sent a private message to this person named "Cute Little Rabbit".

"Don't do to others what you don't want yourself to do to yourself. Misfortune comes from your mouth. You still have to be kind to others, and don't always insult and spread rumors."

Although the probability of death this time is only 5%.

But as the number of times increases.

Chen Yu felt that the probability of his death might be getting higher and higher.

After all, for this kind of person, cursing may be a lifetime thing.

If you commit more crimes, there will naturally be retribution.

After sending the private message, he returned a follow.

It's only 5% now, if the probability increases later, you can also seek cooperation!
Click to follow and see you in the future.

In the process of watching the video, he also saw several other users.

"ID: Big whore in the wilderness... The construction site falls, the probability of death is 10%..."

so lucky?
Even if the construction falls, there is only a 10% chance of death.

"ID: Angels can talk...Go out and open the hood, and the result is that the scarf strangles the neck and dies. The probability of death is 15%..."

Chen Yu's neck tightened.

Scarf strangled to death?
Is there such a way to die?
Sure enough, the world is so big, full of wonders.

Especially those who are engaged in his funeral industry have seen countless strange ways of dying.

Just as he was scrolling through the video.

Bai Yingying spoke.

"Boss, why are you so eager to start the broadcast all of a sudden?"

"Just now Liu Yan'er came over and told me that you don't plan to start broadcasting soon."

Chen Yu reacted after hearing his voice.

"Oh, isn't this just to pay you guys?"

After hearing this, Bai Yingying covered her mouth and smiled.

She was quite happy that her boss thought about them like this.

Soon all the makeup and everything will be ready.

It was at this time that Chen Yu came across a video.

The above prompt directly stunned him.

"Subject ID: I am not Huang Rong"

"Sins in the world: I have repeatedly misled users to give gifts. On the surface, he chatted with others in person, but in fact he was his male assistant. At the same time, he made money and sex transactions with various top brothers..."

"The next accident will happen at 2 o'clock tomorrow afternoon, because a fecal suction truck exploded and died, the probability of accidental death is as high as 65%!"

"This user has a very high potential, please continue to pay attention to the host!"

This person is a typical internet celebrity with long legs and a sexy, semi-revealing route.

"I'm not Huang Rong, I don't know martial arts, I just want brother Jing and beautiful love~"

"Brothers, do you want to watch me do the chair dance today? Or the attack speed dance?"

You can see that the anchor has [-] to [-] followers.

Of course most of them are male compatriots.

Seeing that this anchor has such a high degree of surprise.

Chen Yu made a decisive decision and asked Bai Yingying to connect directly.

Bai Yingying:? ? ?

"I'm really touched in vain."

"Mr. Chen, isn't it enough for you to have the two of us..."

I thought Mr. Chen started the broadcast because the people in his company could make a living.

But I didn't expect that men's tastes are the same.

He said it was for the sake of the company, but in fact it was to connect with beautiful women.

Chen Yu also quickly understood what Bai Yingying meant.

"What do you think? I'm here for business, and they are our potential users."

Upon hearing this, Bai Yingying was immediately stunned.

In the live broadcast room, this beautiful sister who was showing her head and dancing to the audience is also in danger? ? ?

This reminded her of Chen Yu's previous prediction.

She shuddered again.

But since it was Mr. Chen's order, he could only follow through.

The live broadcast room was opened soon, and at the same time, a connection was made with the opposite anchor.

A connection prompt popped up in the live broadcast room of the anchor I am not Huang Rong.

Because the name is too long, it is still the same as before, and the middle is omitted.

Only see "Chen's... Co., Ltd."

Viewers in the live broadcast room saw this connection prompt.

Quickly urged up.

"The anchor, the anchor, someone is looking for you to connect!"

"Could it be another young master who has taken a fancy to our Miss Huang and wants to have a head-to-head with her?"

"Head off? What kind of head off are you talking about? (smirk)"

"Don't, don't, anchor, don't fall into the arms of other men!"

"Let's connect to see, I want to see which family's son is harassing our Miss Huang again!"

"I'm definitely not as handsome as me, sister Huang Rong, choose me, choose me~"

……

See the fans who have been climaxing in the live broadcast room.

Chen Yu was also a little helpless.

This group of people's lsp attributes are too heavy, right?

But it's a pity for such a good leg.

In the live broadcast room, I am not Huang Rong, licking her lips and speaking to the camera.

"Since everyone wants to watch the connection so much, then I will connect~"

In fact, this kind of thing also happens from time to time, some slightly rich sons always want to tease her in the live broadcast room.

But for her, the other party is a bulging wallet.

But in the next second, when she successfully connected and saw the other party's ID.

The whole face was pale for a while.

"Chen's Funeral Service Co., Ltd.??? What kind of underworld thing is this riding a horse?!"

(End of this chapter)