I am the funeral anchor, a small group who is concerned about crying

Chapter 86 Ancestor Blessing, Give Me A Strong Man!
The original audience who said they would not buy.

Now one is more enthusiastic than the other!
"Ahem, actually, I don't think these candles are particularly expensive, they only cost 200 yuan a piece. It just so happens that my wife and I will have a candlelight dinner tomorrow night, and we will buy two to celebrate!"

"Fucking brother, do you use this candle for candlelight dinner?"

"People use whatever they like. I also think this candle is very good. I believe in Brother Funeral, buy it!"

"Hello? Mom? What? Dad's coffin can't be held down anymore? Do you want to smoke Brother Yu's candles? All right! I'll buy a pack for Dad right now!"

"The Ching Ming Festival is coming soon, I think I still have to buy some sacrificial supplies and go to Xinghua Village to drink!"

"Ah, yes, yes, we don't need it now, we can hoard it. After all, life is impermanent, and the world is unpredictable. I don't know when our Xiaoqiang will die, so we can use it!"

……

Although the reasons why netizens buy candles in the live broadcast room are all kinds of strange.

But in fact their legs and keyboards are already shaking like chaff.

This is too dangerous.

Come and watch a live broadcast, if you don’t take something with you, people will take you away.

Chen Yu just turned on Douyin and was about to watch the video.

I saw a burst of prompts in the background of the live broadcast.

[User Your Wife Zhenrun bought candles! 】

[The user seems to be your fat chicken shell and bought candles! 】

[Users, I guess you bought candles! 】

[Users love to eat big fruits and bought candles! 】

[The user wants to be Chen Yu's brother's dog and bought a candle! 】

……

Ding Ding Ding Ding!
Continuous pop-up window barrage.

It made Chen Yu realize that his candle was swept away in an instant.

He clicked on his backstage to take a look.

Of the 1000 candles, there are now only more than 300 left.

Even Bai Yingying and Liu Yan'er beside her were extremely surprised.

They originally thought that this time the operation of bringing goods would be cold.

But who knew that under the control of some mysterious power, this time the delivery turned out to have the miraculous effect of bringing the dead back to life, reversing the situation!
Bai Yingying, Liu Yan'er: Is he really a genius?
Chen Yu: Could it be that I'm really a genius?

Despite this, many people think that this candle is either made of particularly good materials, or the brand is premium.

What special effect do you think this candle can have?

You are lighting hours longer than others.

Or does the aroma of candles smell better than others?

But even if you want to ask Chen Yu, he can't tell you too many things in detail.

After all, I have never used it myself.

He also wanted to ask his fans to do a user experience follow-up after they ran out of use.

If the user experience is not very good, he will return all the 200 yuan.

Orders appear on the computer.

Chen Yu quickly arranged for two secretaries to handle the shipment.

This candle costs 200 yuan a piece, which is already very expensive.

Of course, Chen Yu arranged the best Shunfeng express delivery to the buyers.

……

A small town in Long Country.

Guo Renhui returned to his little house after a busy day.

Before entering the door, the neighbor's grandmother called Guo Renhui to stop.

"Renhui, look at when your floor will be repaired. It creaks and loosens every day."

"I have a little friendship with your father, so I come here to talk to you on behalf of the village."

"Don't have any safety problems in your house at that time."

Guo Renhui looked dumbfounded.

Scratched the back of his head.

"Understood, Grandma Wang, I've been too busy recently, so I didn't take care of the repairs. When I'm done this month, I'll definitely do it!"

After Guo Renhui finished speaking, he patted his round belly with a smile.

Trying to get away with cuteness.

Grandma Wang shook her head and went downstairs helplessly.

"Tch, who wants to fix it? I'm still wasting money if I fix it."

After Grandma Wang left, Guo Renhui complained while opening the door.

Then he entered the door and stepped on the floor of his own house, which was indeed loose.

Because I live in the South.

It's humid.

Especially when returning to Nantian.

The wooden floor is even more unbearable.

Coupled with his already somewhat fat body.

"Forget it, whoever cares about it."

After speaking, he threw his shoes aside, took off his clothes and pants, and lay down on the bed.

Brush up your phone.

But after he swiped a few times.

Suddenly feel a little thirsty.

I got up and put on my slippers and wanted to pour water.

It's just that he didn't take a few steps, and suddenly felt like he was stepping on cotton...

"Should...not be?"

……

And this moment.

Guo Renhui's house is downstairs.

A chubby woman with pockmarked face, buck teeth, big and small eyes with dark circles, and white powder all over her face.

Unpacked a courier.

He took out a candle from it and looked at it carefully.

"Is this the candle with special effects that the funeral brother said?"

She looked and smelled and squeezed.

But in any case, he didn't feel that the candle made much difference.

She even felt that her previous consumption was a little impulsive.

200 yuan is used to eat hot pot, isn't he delicious?

But I have already bought it, and I still need to buy it and try it.

And the reason why he chose to buy Chen Yu's candles.

In fact, she has a wish that has not been fulfilled for more than 30 years.

That is to find a boyfriend! ! !

It's not that she doesn't want to look for it.

only…

She looked at herself in the mirror again.

"Sure enough, men are not good things!"

"They only look at the face, they don't pay attention to my heart at all!"

The pain in her heart!
I have not tasted the nourishment of love for more than 30 years.

I thought that my delicate budding flower was about to wither.

I just feel that God is so unfair.

She also wants to enjoy the pleasure of a woman!
Every time she saw those girls acting like a baby in her boyfriend's arms on the street, the back molars of her biting were about to be broken.

That's why I heard the idiom in the live broadcast room, and after talking about his special features, I bought it impulsively.

Although I think it is a bit mysterious to burn a candle and be blessed for transshipment.

But now she can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

She took out the lighter and lit the candle she bought from Chen Yu.

Kneel in front of the ancestral spirit tablet.

Sincerely put the candles.

Put your hands together and start making a wish.

"The ancestors are above, and you must be healthy below."

"In addition, my ancestors blessed me with a strong man in my dream."

When she said this, her eyes were full of longing.

After finishing speaking, he kowtowed a few times in front of the ancestral tablet.

It's just that he didn't see the smoke from the candle he lit, which had a strange light.

After kowtow.

In particular, she somewhat felt that her behavior just now was a bit stupid.

"I really think too much, how could it be possible to just light a candle..."

Just as she was thinking.

Suddenly a loud noise was heard upstairs.

"boom!"

I saw a chubby almost Mediterranean man.

fell into his room.

Her eyes lit up immediately.

It's like a hungry wolf who hasn't eaten fresh meat for several winter nights.

Drooling!

She quickly thanked her ancestral tablet repeatedly.

"It's so thick, it's still naked, thank you ancestor, thank you ancestor!!!"

At this time, Guo Renhui supported his waist.

I am feeling pain all over my body.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a woman who was as beautiful as a flower and even surpassed it appeared in front of me!

It's just too late now!

The woman opened her hands, drooling and rushed towards herself!

"I am coming!"

"Fuck! Help!"

After that, there was a ping-pong sound in the room.

Sleepless night!
(End of this chapter)