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Chapter 92 Frightened to death by my father!

A small village in the magic capital.

"Boom!"

"Hello, please sign for Shunfeng Express."

Li Qing trotted to open the door.

He poked his head out and looked around.

"So fast?"

After signing for the receipt, Li Qing quickly closed the door.

Holding the courier, he ran to his bedroom.

"Honey, what did you buy? Is it a gift for me?"

Li Qing's wife came out and asked.

What he got in exchange was Li Qing's disgust.

"Go away! I want a gift and buy it myself!"

All of a sudden, the opponent's anger was ignited.

"You bastard! No wonder your father left early. Sooner or later, an unfilial son who follows you will be pissed to death!"

Li Qing went up with a slap and a kick.

Domestic violence has become commonplace with him.

"Made, can you control it? Fuck!"

"You dogecoin bastard! Unfilial son! How dare you hit me!"

There was tinkling in the house.

The two fought for a while.

After Li Qing finished venting, he entered the room with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

"Dog girl, when I get my wish this time, I'll dump you as soon as I get rich!"

He rubbed his hands.

Cursing and unwrapping the package.

Soon a piece of talisman was seen.

Is this the Ancestors Happy Talisman that Chen Yu mentioned?
I don't know if I can make my dead father happy.

He remembered the things his father had done.

It's not stealing chickens and dogs, or stealing melons and people.

He grew up in such an environment since he was a child.

How could it be any better?

To blame.

I can only blame my father for not teaching well!
So it's only natural to ask him for something now.

Who called himself his son?
He took the talisman and looked around.

"Made! If this thing still doesn't work, I'll go to your house and blow you up!"

Bring the talisman paper.

He rode on a small electric donkey and went to his father's grave.

The last time I came, it was still midnight.

So I can't see clearly.

Now I find that the picture of my father seems to have a more dignified expression.

"What are you looking at, old man!"

"I'm here to burn paper for you."

"Be happy! Otherwise, the paper won't be burned for you!"

After scolding.

Li Qing put some rotten fruits on the plate.

He took out the Ancestral Happy Talisman and set it on fire.

"Daddy, Daddy, I'm burning paper for you, be happy!"

"Give me a big villa for your son, a big car!"

"Then tell your crazy woman and daughter-in-law to get out of here!"

"Did you hear that? Come, drink!"

After finishing speaking, he took out a bottle of Erguotou mixed with water.

Gulu Gulu drank a big bottle.

The remaining little bit was sprinkled on his father's tombstone.

Wait until the talisman paper is burned.

Li Qing sat by the tombstone and leaned against it for a while.

It was found to have no effect.

Suddenly bared his teeth.

Standing up unsteadily.

"I scolded the neighbor! Old man! You don't want to do me any favors, do you?!"

"I'm your son! You're so picky too? Fuck!"

He kicked on his father's tombstone.

A large footprint was printed on it.

After kicking.

He still feels angry.

And the more I think about it, the more angry I get!
Why did I spend 500 yuan to buy a piece of waste paper?
Hey!
"It must be that bastard Chen Yu! I knew this bastard was a liar!"

"My surname will not be Li unless I blow up your house!"

After scolding.

I went down the mountain immediately.

It's just that he doesn't know.

After I left.

The expression on this tombstone photo is getting more and more gloomy!
……

Li Qing quickly went down the mountain and returned home.

When he saw his wife, he beat her up again.

There is no reason.

It's because I'm angry and I want to find someone to vent my anger!

After beating his wife, he even felt a little tired.

Plus drinking.

Lie directly on the bed, cover the quilt and go to sleep.

After closing your eyes and going to sleep.

Li Qing quickly entered the dreamland.

"Huh? Isn't this the forest in front of our house? Why did I come here?"

He rubbed his eyes in confusion.

But he found that his hands seemed much softer than before.

When I came to the water's edge, I found that I had returned to my childhood.

He just didn't feel right.

Suddenly someone pulled a big bag for him from behind, and the whole person fell directly into the water tank.

He struggled to get out.

Started cursing on the mouth.

"Damn it, who hit me!"

"Believe it or not, I will beat you to death!"

But when he turned his head to look, he was almost scared to pee on the spot.

He only saw his father who had passed away long ago, his eyes were red, looking at him with bloodshot eyes!

There was even his deceased mother standing beside him.

He immediately knelt down in fright.

"Mom and Dad, you... Aren't you dead? Why are you back?"

"Don't hit me don't hit me, I was wrong!"

Li Qing kept begging for help, scared out of his wits.

I disrespected my father before.

That's because he had grown up when he was alive, and when his father died, he thought it was just a tombstone.

But now seeing his own parents, in front of him, bloodshot eyes, so terrifying.

Of course my legs were weak from fright.

"come over!"

"See if I don't beat you to death today!"

"Kick my grave, right? Drink half of the wine and sprinkle it on my stele, right?"

"I'm going to smack you, slap you, slap you!"

Li Qing's parents immediately started a series of doubles.

Give Li Qing a good meal.

Li Qing was immediately stunned.

He originally thought that the people below would not be able to see what he was doing above.

In the end, he didn't expect his father to know all the things he did!
Now it's time for revenge!

"Why did I give birth to such a bastard as you? You have done all kinds of bad things up there, and I have little virtue in the first place. I pray to you. I will torture the brat every day down there!"

"Look I don't kill you!"

"Father, I was wrong, I was wrong!"

Li Qing kept begging for help.

What kind of ancestor happiness talisman is this?

Where is the joy!
But his father seemed to be able to hear his thoughts.

Beat and scold.

"I beat you so badly, can I not, can I not be happy!"

Later, Li Qing's father felt that he couldn't play well.

Quickly took out a butcher's knife from behind.

The knife directly chopped down on Li Qing's body.

"what!!!"

Li Qing only felt severe pain all over his body.

He could feel that his whole body seemed to be chopped to pieces!
He was so scared that he jumped up from the bed in an instant.

The whole person's eyes widened, and his eyesight was slack.

Mouth slightly open.

His wife was quite frightened by his calling.

I wanted to scold him when I ran in from outside the room.

"You bastard! What's your name? Scared my old lady!"

But the other party didn't respond at all.

Seeing this, she walked up angrily.

"Talking to you! Do you hear me!"

Seeing the other party still did not respond.

Papa is two slaps.

But after two slaps.

Found something wrong.

this person...

Why is this man staring?

Carefully approaching and touching his breath...

I was so frightened that I sat down on the ground and yelled!
"Dead... dead???"

"Ah!!! Dead, dead!!!"

(End of this chapter)