One hundred yuan to survive: this anchor has a conscience but not much

Chapter 103 How is this product the same as Ah San Feibing?

Chapter 103 How is this product the same as Ah San Fei Cake?
As the curtain was lifted slowly, the audience greeted the two hosts on stage with warm applause.

Lu Chen and Miss Sister.

Afterwards, the young lady raised the microphone, and it was a regular opening remark.

"Dear leaders, ladies and gentlemen, dear colleagues, good morning!"

As soon as the words fell, the young lady winked wildly at Lu Chen.

Lu Chen nodded, understanding.

"Hi everyone, I'm the host, Lu Chen!"

A thick and magnetic voice clearly spread to every corner of the venue through the microphone.

The young lady standing in the middle of the stage was stunned for a moment, looking at Lu Chen in shock and astonishment.

I'm afraid that students who specialize in news broadcasting can't meet such a standard in this broadcasting accent, right?

professional!This guy is absolutely professional!
This thought crazily popped up in Miss Sister's mind.

The anxiety in her heart was instantly dispelled by Lu Chen's professional voice, and the young lady cast a trusting look at Lu Chen.

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Then the young lady walked slowly to the front of the stage, held the speech script in hand, looked at the guests who were full of audience, took a deep breath, and began to get to the point.

"First of all, I would like to introduce our company's first product, the sweeping robot!"

The staff put a sweeping robot that looks like "A San Feibing" on the stage.

After saying this, the young lady turned her gaze to Lu Chen.

Because according to the next process, it's time for Lu Chen to introduce the purpose of the sweeping robot.

Lu Chen scratched his head, and kicked the robot vacuum in front of him in some confusion.

With a face full of disgust, he complained: "This thing looks like the flying pancakes of Ah San next door!"

"Σ(°△°|||)︴"

The little sister was stunned at the time, it happened so fast that she didn't have time to react.

With a "slap", the robot vacuum was kicked by Lu Chen and turned over on its side, with its feet in the air.

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

The management guests in the audience couldn't help laughing at the funny scene of the sweeping robot turning over.

Qin Shou watched Lu Chen on the stage kick the sweeping robot over, and helplessly covered his forehead.

Although he hadn't read the speech, he knew in his heart that there would never be this passage in the speech.

And he will never allow Lu Chen to kick the product over.

Although no one knew him, he was still ashamed and wanted to find a crack in the ground to burrow down.

In the auditorium, there was another middle-aged woman whose expression suddenly changed.

"Who found this host???"

"I don't know if this sweeping robot is easy to turn over??? Who told him to kick it???"

This is the person in charge of the company's product launch.

Seeing Lu Chen kicking the sweeping robot over, his face darkened instantly and he was furious.

The employees on the side also looked at each other in a daze.

It was the first time they saw Lu Chen, and they didn't know how Lu Chen slipped up, and got into the position of host.

At this time, the young lady saw the gloomy expression on the person in charge's face that dripped water, and her back was already wet with cold sweat.

Although even losing the high salary that this job brings will not have any impact on her life, she really loves this job.

In her mind, she had already recalled the tragic experience of being fired from the company, or being exiled to the black state by the company's top management.

Suppressing the tears and numbness of the scalp, the young lady showed good qualities as a professional host.

"Our sweeping robot sweeps the floor when it is facing the front, and it can be cute when turned upside down. Buying it is like raising a pet that doesn't need to eat and drink. I want to buy one!"

There was a forced smile on the young lady's face, and she rushed to the rescue.

The guests in the audience were all expressionless at the moment, unmoved in the slightest.

All the people present here are human beings, so it is natural to hear that the young lady is talking about scenes, and it is easy to be reversed.

The lack of center of gravity and stability is its shortcoming.

When Lu Chen heard this, he also let out a disdainful "cut".

The small voice immediately spread through the audience through the microphone.

The young lady looked at Lu Chen with horror.

At this moment, she already wanted to kneel down for Lu Chen.

Brother!Please don't make trouble, please! ! !

Believing in Lu Chen was the most wrong answer she ever made in her life.

The management guests in the audience saw that even Lu Chen, who is an employee of the company, felt disdain for this sweeping robot.

Even less interested.

Some even stood up and were about to leave.

Unexpectedly, what Lu Chen said next made them stop in their tracks.

"This Asan Feibing is prone to rollover, but after all, the sweeping robot is to detect whether the sweeping is clean or not?"

Holding the microphone in his hand, Lu Chen took out a stack of toilet paper from his pocket, tore it up and scattered it on the stage.

The little sister on the side was completely stunned, her brain was down, and she didn't know where to answer Lu Chen's words.

This paragraph, there is no arrangement in the speech at all!

Just like that, the audience fell into silence, and all the guests turned their eyes to Lu Chen on the stage.

The person in charge also stared at Lu Chen.

No matter what the result is, she will not let this person stay in the company any longer.

Lu Chen put the scraps of paper on the stage, pointed at the scraps of paper in front of him, and pushed the "Ah San Fei Cake" in front of him with his feet.

"It's up to you! Flying cake robot!"

"Whoosh!"

I saw the sweeping robot sweeping past like a gust of wind, and the paper scraps scattered around the stage were cleaned up.

The eyes of the guests gradually showed a little interest in the sweeping robot on the stage.

Looking forward to more functions of this amazing "A San Fei Cake".

Unexpectedly, Lu Chen kicked the sweeping robot in front of him again.

Shrugging his shoulders, he said, "As you can see, this flying cake is quite useful for sweeping the floor!"

The entire venue was silent for a long time, and the guests looked at Lu Chen expectantly, looking forward to his next introduction.

Lu Chen seemed to be stunned, and refused to speak for a long time.

After a long time, a guest finally stood up and asked everyone's aspirations: "Excuse me. Does it have other uses?" It was obviously a good product launch event, but in the end, the guests were asked to actively ask the function of the product?
The faces of the guests all became weird, such a unique product launch conference.

They are also seen for the first time.

Lu Chen stood on the stage, bowed his head and pondered for a while.

When he got the speech, he vaguely glanced at the robot's introduction.

There seemed to be many more uses, but he couldn't remember that many.

Just take a salary of 1000 yuan, what kind of bicycle do you want? ? ?
The expression on his face gradually became a little impatient:

"No…"

Not finished yet.

But was abruptly interrupted by the young lady at the side.

Only then did the young lady come back to her senses, and hurriedly took over the conversation.

"Our sweeping robot is equipped with the latest U-20 series batteries..."

Let Lu Chen continue, and the two-hour press conference might turn into less than two minutes.

Seeing this scene, the audience in the live broadcast room also burst into laughter.

[(Laughing and crying) Hahaha!I knew something would happen if Brother Lu went up! 】

【You make me die laughing here!Where did Brother Lu get the confidence to help others? ! ! 】

[Look at Miss Sister's bewildered expression, I'm dying of laughter!If Miss Sister reacts more slowly, Brother Lu will probably finish the introduction and get off work! 】

[My brother Lu highlighted two words "Honesty!" (funny) when introducing things.]

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(End of this chapter)

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