Chapter 73
Jiangnan City, in a high-end community.
The night was quiet, but the single-family villa at the corner was brightly lit.
Lu Chen and Qin Shou sneaked in the door quietly, only to see Lord Reaper sitting alone on the sofa exuding dark knowledge and arrogance?
"You two. You still have a good time playing with me!"
"Lord Reaper" looked slightly condensed, and lightly tapped the rolling pin twice on the palm of his hand.
The plain words were like the cold wind on a winter night, and immediately made the two of them fall into an ice cave.
With trembling steps, Lu Chen walked up to Xu Xiaodan tremblingly, and took out a jade pendant from his pocket.
"The salary I earned today has been used to live here, and it seems that I haven't bought you anything."
"The red string on the top, I bought it..."
Qin Shou saw that the terrifying blackness on Xu Xiaodan's body gradually calmed down, and added his own credit to it.
Xu Xiaodan looked at the ugly jade necklace in front of him, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.
Like a child getting a favorite toy, his eyes were full of joy, and he put a cheap jade necklace around his neck.
"Hmph! You guys still have a bit of conscience!"
She was in a good mood, and with a wave of her little hand, she forgave the two people for secretly leaving her behind and going out to play alone.
After all, she could see everything through the live broadcast.
Hearing this, Lu Chen felt as if he was granted amnesty. He picked up the happy water "ton ton ton" in front of him and drank it, then slumped down on the sofa.
Glancing at Xu Xiaodan who walked into the kitchen humming a ditty, he couldn't help but raise his brows, can you handle me as an old man?
Lu Chen pretended to hammer his shoulders, and there was a hint of reminiscence in his eyes:
"I'm really exhausted today. I still miss the time when I used to go on a blind date and go directly to my family to meet my family!"
Qin Shou looked Lu Chen up and down carefully, and said in surprise:
"Brother, have you ever been on a blind date before???"
Qin Shou pondered over what Lu Chen said again, and always felt that something was wrong.
"This should be the blind date method of my parents' generation, right? Brother Lu, you won't be over 50 this year, right???"
Lu Chen gave Qin Shou a white look, and said with some disdain:
"What do you know, I was walking in a small alley in the middle of the night, and many young ladies invited me to her house for a blind date!"
Qin Shou frowned slightly, wondering why the blind date took place in the middle of the night, and what did this alley have to do with it?
However, he continued to listen patiently.
"We just got acquainted with each other's situation and thought it was inappropriate, but this night, the young lady refilled tea and water, and invited me to drink milk. I didn't want to make the young lady sad, so I gave her 600 yuan. hard work."
Speaking of this, Lu Chen was a little annoyed, he paused and looked towards Qin Shou.
"It's not too much!"
Qin Shou thought about it carefully and nodded.
"Not too much, what happened next?"
"Later? That's what I told the police comrades later!"
"Hey??? Σ(°△°|||)︴"
Qin Shou immediately reacted?
shut up!Would we, the police, believe what you said!
Qin Shou was just about to say something, but recalling what Lu Chen said before, he was a little puzzled and said:
"Didn't you say that you met your family members on a blind date? Where are your family members?"
Lu Chen angrily grabbed the Coke bottle in his hand and snorted coldly.
"It was her husband who called the police to arrest me!"
"..."
After a long time, Qin Shouwan seemed to have been refreshed, and said slowly: "Brother, your death reprieve is really not too much."
The audience in the live broadcast room were already laughing.
[(Laughing and crying) Hahaha!I thought Brother Lu had really been on a blind date! 】
[Don’t tell me, I also had a similar experience. The online dating girl said she liked me and came to play with me, but when I arrived, I refused, and I paid her 500 yuan for travel expenses to let her go back. In the end, she insisted that she was cold and let me I hugged her, and I hugged her. In the end, comrades in the police didn't believe me! 】
[Upstairs, you can produce evidence!Where did you find the girl, you can provide a screenshot of the chat! 】
[Shake it nearby, we were both naked when we were caught! 】
[Very well, our name police have already believed your words, and now we only need your address (funny)! 】
【…】
In the live broadcast room, there was a brief silence.
But it wasn't because of the barrage, but because they saw Sister Xiaodan running out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife.
Qin Shou saw that things were not going well, and just wanted to run away, but was pulled back by Lu Chen.
"Qin Shou! You can't leave your half-brother behind!"
Qin Shou glanced affectionately at Lu Chen behind him, and shook off Lu Chen's hand holding his sleeve.
Standing in front of Xu Xiaodan, he resolutely said:
"In ancient times, there were strong men who cut off their wrists. Today, I, Qin Shou, resolutely cut off my siblings. I will definitely remember the shame of today!"
Xu Xiaodan gently stroked the blade with his onion fingers, and spit out a word, which immediately caused the temperature in the room to drop suddenly.
"and then?"
Looking at the sharp kitchen knife, Qin Shou shuddered all over, and said firmly with his head straight:
"Then. Then I will remember today's shame!"
Lu Chen: "..."
"Co-author, you just remember it???"
Qin Shou snorted coldly, and quickly slipped away.
Lu Chen was terrified by Xu Xiaodan's gaze, and shivered all over, looking at Qin Shou's fleeing back.
He cursed secretly: "The defeated general will ruin my morale!"
"Ok?"
Seeing Xiao Dan's sister Dai Mei raised her eyebrows slightly, Lu Chen was defeated.
Lu Chen coughed, his voice weakened a few degrees.
In order to save his life, he did not hesitate to expose himself at this time.
"Ahem, I am also unfortunate, and I am also a member of the army of magicians..."
Hearing this, sister Xiao Dan seemed to have lost her memory, and looked at the kitchen knife in her hand in shock.
"Oh! Am I cutting fruit? How did I get here?"
"Brother Lu, wait for me to go to the kitchen to get you some fruit!"
Xiao Dan's sister smiled slightly, and ran away!
After the catastrophe, Lu Chen survived for the rest of his life!
……
The next day, it was still dark.
Qin Shou vaguely heard his father praising him for the gift in his sleep, and a smile appeared on his face.
In the end, before he could feel complacent, his father's temperament changed drastically, and a loud slap called him up.
"what!"
Qin Shou covered his face and sat up from the bed.
What came into view in front of him was a handsome face.
"Brother Lu! Why are you here?"
"Well, I'm here to see you, you seem to be having a nightmare!"
Qin Shou nodded: "Don't tell me, I just dreamed that my dad praised me, but he slapped me in the face!"
"This dream is quite real, I can feel it on my face now!"
Lu Chen looked at the slap marks on Qin Shou's face, his face was neither red nor his heart was beating.
"Maybe. Technology has improved, and the bottom has also improved. Dreams can be 4D, 5D!"
"Is that right?"
Qin Shou nodded, then realized something, and immediately reacted.
"Hey??? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"
"Brother! My dad isn't dead yet! He's still alive and well!"
Lu Chen: "..."
"Careless, I forgot!"
"So I was slapped by you, right!!!"
"I'll go and see if it's cooked earlier? ( ̄△ ̄;)"
Lu Chen walked to the living room, and the porridge and soy milk were already placed on the table.
On the top of the breakfast, there is still a note with a line of beautiful small characters on it.
"Brother Lu! I have something to do today, play around!"
"And remember to eat breakfast!"
Lu Chen blankly glanced at the porridge and soy milk in front of him, feeling a warm current rushing through his heart.
"That's great, I'm afraid I don't have enough to eat, so I ordered two servings!"
Although the breakfast is plain, it is hard to hide the sweetness in the heart.
Within 10 minutes, Lu Chen wiped out his breakfast.
Qin Shou also yawned and walked out of the bedroom, looking at the empty takeaway boxes in front of Lu Chen, he was a little puzzled.
"Brother? Where's my breakfast?"
Lu Chen scratched his head, a little puzzled: "What breakfast?
Then he looked down at the empty takeaway box in front of him, nodded and said clearly:
"Oh! You said this!"
"Xiao Dan ordered this for me. I will definitely criticize her next time. Remember to bring you with me when I order takeaway!"
Qin Shou looked at the empty boxes in front of him, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching a few times.
"Brother, is it possible that she ordered two and one is mine?"
……
(End of this chapter)
Jiangnan City, in a high-end community.
The night was quiet, but the single-family villa at the corner was brightly lit.
Lu Chen and Qin Shou sneaked in the door quietly, only to see Lord Reaper sitting alone on the sofa exuding dark knowledge and arrogance?
"You two. You still have a good time playing with me!"
"Lord Reaper" looked slightly condensed, and lightly tapped the rolling pin twice on the palm of his hand.
The plain words were like the cold wind on a winter night, and immediately made the two of them fall into an ice cave.
With trembling steps, Lu Chen walked up to Xu Xiaodan tremblingly, and took out a jade pendant from his pocket.
"The salary I earned today has been used to live here, and it seems that I haven't bought you anything."
"The red string on the top, I bought it..."
Qin Shou saw that the terrifying blackness on Xu Xiaodan's body gradually calmed down, and added his own credit to it.
Xu Xiaodan looked at the ugly jade necklace in front of him, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.
Like a child getting a favorite toy, his eyes were full of joy, and he put a cheap jade necklace around his neck.
"Hmph! You guys still have a bit of conscience!"
She was in a good mood, and with a wave of her little hand, she forgave the two people for secretly leaving her behind and going out to play alone.
After all, she could see everything through the live broadcast.
Hearing this, Lu Chen felt as if he was granted amnesty. He picked up the happy water "ton ton ton" in front of him and drank it, then slumped down on the sofa.
Glancing at Xu Xiaodan who walked into the kitchen humming a ditty, he couldn't help but raise his brows, can you handle me as an old man?
Lu Chen pretended to hammer his shoulders, and there was a hint of reminiscence in his eyes:
"I'm really exhausted today. I still miss the time when I used to go on a blind date and go directly to my family to meet my family!"
Qin Shou looked Lu Chen up and down carefully, and said in surprise:
"Brother, have you ever been on a blind date before???"
Qin Shou pondered over what Lu Chen said again, and always felt that something was wrong.
"This should be the blind date method of my parents' generation, right? Brother Lu, you won't be over 50 this year, right???"
Lu Chen gave Qin Shou a white look, and said with some disdain:
"What do you know, I was walking in a small alley in the middle of the night, and many young ladies invited me to her house for a blind date!"
Qin Shou frowned slightly, wondering why the blind date took place in the middle of the night, and what did this alley have to do with it?
However, he continued to listen patiently.
"We just got acquainted with each other's situation and thought it was inappropriate, but this night, the young lady refilled tea and water, and invited me to drink milk. I didn't want to make the young lady sad, so I gave her 600 yuan. hard work."
Speaking of this, Lu Chen was a little annoyed, he paused and looked towards Qin Shou.
"It's not too much!"
Qin Shou thought about it carefully and nodded.
"Not too much, what happened next?"
"Later? That's what I told the police comrades later!"
"Hey??? Σ(°△°|||)︴"
Qin Shou immediately reacted?
shut up!Would we, the police, believe what you said!
Qin Shou was just about to say something, but recalling what Lu Chen said before, he was a little puzzled and said:
"Didn't you say that you met your family members on a blind date? Where are your family members?"
Lu Chen angrily grabbed the Coke bottle in his hand and snorted coldly.
"It was her husband who called the police to arrest me!"
"..."
After a long time, Qin Shouwan seemed to have been refreshed, and said slowly: "Brother, your death reprieve is really not too much."
The audience in the live broadcast room were already laughing.
[(Laughing and crying) Hahaha!I thought Brother Lu had really been on a blind date! 】
[Don’t tell me, I also had a similar experience. The online dating girl said she liked me and came to play with me, but when I arrived, I refused, and I paid her 500 yuan for travel expenses to let her go back. In the end, she insisted that she was cold and let me I hugged her, and I hugged her. In the end, comrades in the police didn't believe me! 】
[Upstairs, you can produce evidence!Where did you find the girl, you can provide a screenshot of the chat! 】
[Shake it nearby, we were both naked when we were caught! 】
[Very well, our name police have already believed your words, and now we only need your address (funny)! 】
【…】
In the live broadcast room, there was a brief silence.
But it wasn't because of the barrage, but because they saw Sister Xiaodan running out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife.
Qin Shou saw that things were not going well, and just wanted to run away, but was pulled back by Lu Chen.
"Qin Shou! You can't leave your half-brother behind!"
Qin Shou glanced affectionately at Lu Chen behind him, and shook off Lu Chen's hand holding his sleeve.
Standing in front of Xu Xiaodan, he resolutely said:
"In ancient times, there were strong men who cut off their wrists. Today, I, Qin Shou, resolutely cut off my siblings. I will definitely remember the shame of today!"
Xu Xiaodan gently stroked the blade with his onion fingers, and spit out a word, which immediately caused the temperature in the room to drop suddenly.
"and then?"
Looking at the sharp kitchen knife, Qin Shou shuddered all over, and said firmly with his head straight:
"Then. Then I will remember today's shame!"
Lu Chen: "..."
"Co-author, you just remember it???"
Qin Shou snorted coldly, and quickly slipped away.
Lu Chen was terrified by Xu Xiaodan's gaze, and shivered all over, looking at Qin Shou's fleeing back.
He cursed secretly: "The defeated general will ruin my morale!"
"Ok?"
Seeing Xiao Dan's sister Dai Mei raised her eyebrows slightly, Lu Chen was defeated.
Lu Chen coughed, his voice weakened a few degrees.
In order to save his life, he did not hesitate to expose himself at this time.
"Ahem, I am also unfortunate, and I am also a member of the army of magicians..."
Hearing this, sister Xiao Dan seemed to have lost her memory, and looked at the kitchen knife in her hand in shock.
"Oh! Am I cutting fruit? How did I get here?"
"Brother Lu, wait for me to go to the kitchen to get you some fruit!"
Xiao Dan's sister smiled slightly, and ran away!
After the catastrophe, Lu Chen survived for the rest of his life!
……
The next day, it was still dark.
Qin Shou vaguely heard his father praising him for the gift in his sleep, and a smile appeared on his face.
In the end, before he could feel complacent, his father's temperament changed drastically, and a loud slap called him up.
"what!"
Qin Shou covered his face and sat up from the bed.
What came into view in front of him was a handsome face.
"Brother Lu! Why are you here?"
"Well, I'm here to see you, you seem to be having a nightmare!"
Qin Shou nodded: "Don't tell me, I just dreamed that my dad praised me, but he slapped me in the face!"
"This dream is quite real, I can feel it on my face now!"
Lu Chen looked at the slap marks on Qin Shou's face, his face was neither red nor his heart was beating.
"Maybe. Technology has improved, and the bottom has also improved. Dreams can be 4D, 5D!"
"Is that right?"
Qin Shou nodded, then realized something, and immediately reacted.
"Hey??? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"
"Brother! My dad isn't dead yet! He's still alive and well!"
Lu Chen: "..."
"Careless, I forgot!"
"So I was slapped by you, right!!!"
"I'll go and see if it's cooked earlier? ( ̄△ ̄;)"
Lu Chen walked to the living room, and the porridge and soy milk were already placed on the table.
On the top of the breakfast, there is still a note with a line of beautiful small characters on it.
"Brother Lu! I have something to do today, play around!"
"And remember to eat breakfast!"
Lu Chen blankly glanced at the porridge and soy milk in front of him, feeling a warm current rushing through his heart.
"That's great, I'm afraid I don't have enough to eat, so I ordered two servings!"
Although the breakfast is plain, it is hard to hide the sweetness in the heart.
Within 10 minutes, Lu Chen wiped out his breakfast.
Qin Shou also yawned and walked out of the bedroom, looking at the empty takeaway boxes in front of Lu Chen, he was a little puzzled.
"Brother? Where's my breakfast?"
Lu Chen scratched his head, a little puzzled: "What breakfast?
Then he looked down at the empty takeaway box in front of him, nodded and said clearly:
"Oh! You said this!"
"Xiao Dan ordered this for me. I will definitely criticize her next time. Remember to bring you with me when I order takeaway!"
Qin Shou looked at the empty boxes in front of him, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching a few times.
"Brother, is it possible that she ordered two and one is mine?"
……
(End of this chapter)
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