Siheyuan starts to eat the old man

Chapter 269 Playing with Yi Zhonghai in Liu Hai
When Liu Haizhong saw Yi Zhonghai coming out with a panda eye on his head, he had already prepared himself not to laugh at Yi Zhonghai in public, but when he saw Lao Yi's panda eyes, he collapsed instantly, and he couldn't help but burst out laughing in public .

This time, Liu Haizhong's laughter was loud, the kind of laughter that could not be controlled no matter how he managed his expressions, it couldn't be said that the whole courtyard could hear it, at least everyone in the middle courtyard could hear it clearly.

According to modern scientific research, laughter is contagious. When Liu Haizhong smiled, other neighbors who didn't feel anything at first also laughed, and even Yan Fugui pursed his lips and smiled lightly.

Seeing the neighbors in the yard laughing together, Yi Zhonghai, who was only slightly embarrassed at first, was even more embarrassed to the point of embarrassment now. To express it in a modern way, that is, Lao Yi almost used his toes to dig out a three-bedroom and one living room on the ground.

Comrade Lao Yi is also considered an old silver coin. Regarding the fact that Liu Haizhong took the lead in laughing at him, Lao Yi took a small notebook to write it down, and planned to retaliate if he had a chance in the future.

"Okay, don't laugh, what's so funny, have you never seen the old man or something, you all have forgotten how good the old man is to you, right?" Silly guy saw the courtyard The neighbors in the yard were laughing at the old man, and felt a little guilty. After all, the old man was beaten because of himself, so he hurriedly reprimanded the neighbors in the courtyard, trying to save the old man's face.

The guy Shazhu's force value belonged to the ceiling before Li Pingan came to the courtyard. People of this age in the courtyard, who have not been beaten by him, are somewhat intimidating, and Yi Zhonghai is usually in the courtyard. The courtyard is also good to neighbors and has high prestige.Hearing Sha Zhu's reprimand, all the neighbors in the yard shut their mouths except Liu Haizhong.

"Ahem, well, stop laughing. One is a neighbor in the courtyard, and the other is an old neighbor from the past. This matter is a private matter between the two of them. There is no need to hold a general meeting to resolve it. If you have to say something fair If so, you can go to the police station and let the police comrades help you decide." Yi Zhonghai gave Liu Haizhong a hard look, and then said.

Although the fight between the two happened in the courtyard, strictly speaking, Xu Wood is no longer a member of the courtyard. He is now living in another house, and this room in the courtyard has been reserved for him. Son Xu Damao.

Therefore, the fight between the two of them is no longer a dispute between neighbors in the courtyard, but a dispute between people in the courtyard and other courtyards, and it cannot be held in a general meeting of the courtyard.

Of course, the main reason is that Yi Zhonghai still has panda eyes on his face now, so he doesn't want to embarrass himself in front of all the neighbors in the courtyard.Yi Zhonghai has just made a decision in the house, he is not going to go out these two days, and when he recovers, he will go to work again.

Although Yi Zhonghai thought very well, Liu Haizhong was not happy about it. After all, Yi Zhonghai made such a big scandal, and he could use this incident to damage the reputation of Old Comrade Yi. How could he let go of this opportunity.

"That can't be done. The old neighbors are also neighbors. They are also people in the courtyard. They can't be counted as people in the courtyard just because they don't live here. Since they are both people in our courtyard, how can they fight?" It’s a personal matter, it’s necessary to hold a meeting of the whole hospital, otherwise, what’s the use of us uncles, don’t manage it in the future, let them go to the police station if there is a fight in the courtyard.” Don’t look at Liu Haizhong’s usual lack of brains, But at this time, it turned very fast, and soon thought of the way to crack it, and immediately opened his mouth and went back to the past.

After Liu Haizhong finished speaking, he probably felt that his own words were not strong enough, so he pulled Yan Fugui who was next to him, and said, "Old Yan, tell me, Lao Xu has lived in our courtyard for so many years, does he count?" people in our yard"

How did Yan Fugui respond to these words? If Xu Wudou was regarded as a member of the courtyard, he would offend Yi Zhonghai.If Xu Wood is not from the courtyard, it will not only offend Liu Haizhong, but also make other people in the courtyard feel uncomfortable.

Other neighbors will definitely think in their hearts, 'Oh, I have lived in the courtyard for more than 20 or [-] years. Just because my son got married, I gave up the house and lived outside. Am I not counted as a courtyard person? '

In this case, my prestige in the courtyard will be greatly affected. How will I continue to work after this, and how can I smoothly exercise my rights as the third master!

Thinking of this, Yan Fugui could only cast an apologetic look at Yi Zhonghai, nodded his head in agreement with Liu Haizhong's words, and said: "What Lao Liu said makes sense, Lao Xu has indeed lived in the courtyard for more than ten years , even if he moved out, his son is still living in the courtyard, so he must be a member of the courtyard."

The other neighbors in the yard also nodded one after another, expressing their agreement with what Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui said.

Yi Zhonghai saw that the neighbors watching in the yard agreed, although he resisted in his heart, but there was no other way, he could only reluctantly agree with Liu Haizhong's words: "Okay, if that's the case, then get ready, let's hold a meeting of the whole hospital solve their problems"

"Okay, I'll let the two boys from my family go to the meeting with the whole courtyard." Seeing Yi Zhonghai nodding, Liu Haizhong showed a smile like a fox stealing a chick, hehe smiled, and immediately let himself His two sons acted quickly and notified the people in the courtyard to come to the meeting.

Under Liu Haizhong's vigorous urging, his two sons did not dare to delay, and quickly notified the whole hospital of the news that the meeting was going to be held now.

Soon, except for the neighbors who were not in the courtyard, the rest of the people gathered in the middle courtyard, quietly waiting for the general assembly of the courtyard.

After everyone arrived, Yi Zhonghai hid in the room and procrastinated, but he didn't want to sit in the C seat, no matter how much the aunt persuaded him.

Different from the embarrassed Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong is sitting on the second seat of the Eight Immortals table with a happy face at this time, holding his own enamel jar in one hand, and fanning the cattail fan in the other. He is not in a hurry, quietly waiting for Yi Zhonghai come up.

Neighbors who didn't know the reason, didn't see the uncle appearing for a long time, and they discussed the matter in low voices with the left and right. Soon, news spread that the uncle had black eye circles and was ashamed to see others, so he hid in the house The news that dare not come out.

A small number of neighbors in the courtyard were dubious, and there was a lot of discussion below.

Yi Zhonghai, who was hiding in the house, saw that he couldn't escape, so he could only scold Liu Haizhong fiercely in his heart, and there was no other way, so he could only bite the bullet and walked out of the house, sitting in the courtyard At the eye-catching C position.

Sure enough, as soon as Yi Zhonghai came out, the discussion in the courtyard became louder. Neighbors who didn't know the situation saw the wound on Yi Zhonghai's face, and immediately someone who didn't know stood up and shouted angrily: " Grandpa, who did you hit? How dare you hit the grandpa in our courtyard. Isn’t this a slap in the face of our entire courtyard? Tell me who it is, and I will avenge you right away.”

Seeing someone in the yard seeing the injury on his face, the first thing he did was not to laugh at him, but to care about himself. Yi Zhonghai felt a sense of relief in his heart. Yes, at least there are still some people.

"It's okay, it's okay, Xiao Zhao, sit down quickly, the person who hit me didn't mean it, I was accidentally injured when I was trying to persuade the fight." Yi Zhonghai let the other party sit down with a look of comfort.

Sitting on the mediation bench, Shazhu immediately lowered his head after hearing Yi Zhonghai's words, not daring to raise his head to meet anyone, a look of apology flashed across his face, even the thick-skinned Xu Wood had a flash of apology at this time. There was a look of embarrassment.

Liu Haizhong, who was sitting next to him, stood up from the stool at this time, coughed, and said loudly: "Ah, well, let me tell you about the fact that the respected uncle in our yard was slapped in the eyes of a panda. Some neighbors in the courtyard may not be very clear, I will explain the situation to everyone now."

After that, Liu Haizhong began to make a summary report on Yi Zhonghai being beaten into panda eyes. In short, he described in great detail how Yi Zhonghai was beaten, including his reaction after being beaten, and his possible psychology after being beaten. Question, I explained it to everyone in detail.

Yi Zhonghai, who was sitting in seat C, was gnashing his teeth, but under the gaze of everyone, Yi Zhonghai couldn't show it, so he could only listen with a smile on his face, thinking about the eighteen generations of ancestors in Liu Hai. I scolded them all.

After Liu Haizhong finished the summary report, more than ten minutes had passed, Liu Haizhong reluctantly stopped talking, looked at Yi Zhonghai with a smile on his face, and said, "Old Yi, you were beaten by me. I've finished talking, see if you have anything to add, stand up and tell everyone."

Murder!Take the bamboo shoots, the fat man in Liu Haizhong is really bad enough, Li Pingan can't listen to it anymore, if it wasn't for the wrong occasion, now Li Pingan really wants to go up and slap him.

"I don't need it. You have already told me in detail. You have told me the journey in my heart. What else can I say?" At this time, Yi Zhonghai couldn't hold back anymore. He gritted his teeth and said.

Liu Haizhong knew that Yi Zhonghai hated him to death now, but he didn't take it to heart, he still said with a smile on his face: "I'm doing this for you. If you don't explain in detail, how can the neighbors in the courtyard know what happened? "

"Okay, let's not talk about this, since you get out of the general meeting, let's solve the problem between He Yuzhu and Lao Xu, and don't talk about other things that have nothing to do with this matter, okay, let's start to deal with it now This matter" Yi Zhonghai wrote down a note to Liu Haizhong in his small notebook, and changed the subject.

"Well, Lao Yi, let me interrupt you. It's like this. You were beaten into panda eyes. You were beaten by Lao Xu when you were trying to persuade a fight. You are also a party involved, and you are a part of this incident. It is reasonable For me, you are a victim. I don’t think you should participate in this all-hands meeting. Otherwise, with the resentment in your heart, it may affect the fairness of the trial.” Liu Haizhong interrupted Yi Zhonghai, Shi Shiran said.

Liu Haizhong, the old man, insisted on holding this meeting of the whole court, just to make it clear that he wanted to embarrass Yi Zhonghai by coming, and he didn't intend to let him preside over the meeting at all.It was already planned before the start. After I opened my mouth to let Yi Zhonghai lose the person, I would remove Yi Zhonghai from the position of judge on the grounds that Yi Zhonghai was the party involved, and enjoy the hard-won opportunity to be the host. .

After listening to Liu Haizhong's words, Li Pingan, who was supporting Ding Qiunan below, was stunned, staring blankly at Liu Haizhong sitting on the Eight Immortals table, good guy, this trick is so clever, I underestimated this fat man.

Usually, he looks stupid and easy to fool. In this kind of power struggle, it is like changing a person. With his hand, ordinary people really can't play it. Li Pingan really can't admit it. It's really beautiful, it hit the vital point all of a sudden, Yi Zhonghai really fell down today, completely played by Liu Haizhong in the palm of his hand.

Not only Li Pingan, but the other two uncles on the Eight Immortals table, their eyes changed when they saw the old god sitting in Liu Haizhong, and they all lamented in their hearts that this guy is really hiding everything, and he can play this move. I just don't know if it's because of the occasional clever pen, or if this guy has been deliberately hiding his clumsiness before.

Yi Zhonghai's face is very ugly now, he knows that Liu Haizhong is playing with him today, but there is no other way, what Liu Haizhong said is right, he belongs to the party involved, and cannot sit on the judgment seat.

There is no way, since Liu Haizhong made the point clear, he can only agree, Yi Zhonghai forced a smile on his face, nodded to Liu Haizhong, and said helplessly: "Old Liu is right, this time It reminds me that I need to avoid being the person involved, and it is really not suitable for me to sit here, so let Lao Liu temporarily act as the uncle in the courtyard today to deal with the matter of He Yuzhu and Xu Wood."

Hearing Yi Zhonghai admit defeat, the center of bangs was as cool as drinking a large glass of ice water in the dog days. After so many years, I finally overwhelmed Yi Zhonghai, it was not easy.The dream of so many years has finally come true today. Although it is only a day, it is also a happy thing in the bangs center.

As for Yi Zhonghai and Yan Fugui's guess in their hearts, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, there is no such thing at all. Liu Haizhong's incident today is considered to be a mistake. As far as he can think so far, it is completely accidental in his mind. A flash of inspiration.

Just when Liu Haizhong was complacent, the following harsh words reached Liu Haizhong's ears.

"Hey, second uncle, you come to preside over today's general meeting of the whole courtyard. I said you deserve it. What kind of plan do you have in mind? You think no one knows. Don't treat the people in the courtyard as fools. I know it in my heart. I told you You, if you deal with my affairs, I will only obey the uncle, you are not qualified." This guy Shazhu doesn't look down on Liu Haizhong at all, seeing that Liu Haizhong kicked the uncle out of the stage, he immediately opened his mouth to mock Liu Haizhong.

(End of this chapter)