Siheyuan starts to eat the old man

"What's the matter? Is someone calling?"

Li Pingan, who could enter the street just around the corner, stopped his bicycle abruptly after hearing the scream, and listened carefully to the surrounding movement with his ears up.

Fortunately, it's summer now, and the cesspit is cleaned up diligently. Banggen just sank into it when he fell down. The feces inside only spread to half the stick.

The stick covered in indescribable things, after standing up, did not continue to call for help immediately, but vomited vigorously while leaning on the wall.

"yue"

When the stick just fell down, he forgot to close his mouth, and poured a lot of feces into his mouth, and the disgusting stick was about to spit out bile.

He vomited out all the contents in his stomach, and when there was nothing to vomit, Bang Geng anxiously wanted to quickly crawl out of the cesspit.

The cesspit was not particularly deep, about two meters deep, and there were only 1.5 meters of sticks, jumping and jumping underneath, and it was useless except for splashing a lot of indescribable things on myself.

If it is a pit in other places, stick stems can definitely come out, but who made this a latrine, the dung water can't jump high.

Sticks still need face, even if they are about to die of nausea in the cesspit, they don't want people to know that they fell into the cesspit.

After the last attempt was fruitless, and the indescribable matter that was splashed by the jump was sprayed into the mouth of the stick, the stick completely gave up the idea of ​​going out by himself.

Stick stood in the cesspit in a daze, looking up at the sky through the opened cover, wondering whether to ask someone to pull him out of the cesspit.

Stick is caught in a dilemma between social death and disgusting death.

Li Pingan just stopped on his bicycle, and after hearing no further calls for help, he thought it was some naughty child who was being punished by his parents, so he didn't take it seriously, and rode back on the bicycle and walked to the courtyard.

"What's the situation, what are you three doing at the door?"

When he came to the door, Li Pingan couldn't help but ask when he saw the three elders in the courtyard at the door.

When Yi Zhonghai saw Li Pingan coming back, he smiled and waved his hands: "I heard someone shouting outside just now, and Shazhu hasn't come back for so long, let's go out and look for it."

"I also heard someone yelling just now, but there was only one sound. Someone's child must have been cleaned up by adults. What do you think happened to Brother Zhuzi?"

"We were drinking together just now, and Zhu Zi said he went to the toilet, but he hasn't come back yet. I was worried that he drank too much and slept there, so I wanted to go out and look for it."

"Well, there is no one on this road, go to the toilet and have a look, Brother Zhu, don't fall asleep in the toilet"

Yan Fugui answered with a smile: "We are worried about this, isn't this just going to the toilet to look for it, I just ran into you when I went out."

Li Pingan was really curious about whether Shazhu would sleep in the toilet, so he put the bicycle at the entrance of the front yard, and went to the toilet with the three uncles in the yard. If Shazhu really fell asleep in the toilet, That would be fun to watch.

Before the four of them reached the toilet, they smelled a strong stench, and all four of them couldn't help covering their noses.

"Fuck, what's going on, brother Zhuzi won't fall into the latrine, why would it be so smelly?" Li Pingan couldn't stand the smell, and said with a frown.

Yi Zhonghai also felt that the smell was too bad, but he didn't say anything, but went to the toilet with his nose covered.

When we got near the toilet, the smell became stronger. If it weren't for the handkerchief that he carried with him to block most of the smell, Li Pingan would have turned around and left. This smell is really not something ordinary people can resist.

Li Pingan and Yan Fugui, who was following behind, looked at each other. It must be that someone fell into the toilet, otherwise it would definitely not be so smelly.

Thinking about it, I thought about it, but the two of them didn't take the initiative to go to the latrine. The reason is very simple. The latrine is not deep, only about two meters, and the latrine was cleaned just two days ago. If someone asks for help, it means that the person wants to lose face and sneaks out alone.

Just when the visitor was about to enter the toilet, Yi Zhonghai exclaimed from the toilet: "Silly Zhu, that's a urinal, not a bed, why did you sleep in it?"

Li Pingan and Yan Fugui, who were outside, heard Yi Zhonghai's exclamation, their eyes lit up, and they rushed into the toilet regardless of the stench around them.

When the two of them went in and took a look, under the dim light of the flashlight, Silly Zhu was lying naked in the urinal, with a lot of filth on his body.

This visual impact had a great impact on Li Pingan. The first time he saw it, Li Pingan frowned, regretting watching this scene, and then his stomach was churning, and he couldn't help but ran out of the toilet crazily , Suppressing the nausea, ran a few steps to find a place with less smell and vomited.

"Ping'an, go to the courtyard and get a basin of water to wake up the silly Zhu." Yan Fugui came out of the toilet and shouted in Li Pingan's direction.

When Li Pingan rushed out just now, they tried to wake up Silly Zhu three times in turn, but they couldn't wake up no matter how they yelled, the place was so dirty, Yi Zhonghai and the others didn't want to push, they looked at each other left and right, Yan Fu Gui came up with the idea of ​​splashing water to wake him up.

Hearing Yan Fugui's shout, Li Pingan almost vomited at this time, got up and went to the courtyard to get a basin of water.

As soon as he arrived in the courtyard, he bumped into Xu Damao who was about to go out.

"Brother Damao, it's so late, you want to go out?" Seeing Xu Damao, Li Pingan greeted him.

Just now Xu Damao had been paying attention to the outside situation, Yan Fugui's shout, it was relatively quiet at night, Xu Damao in the backyard vaguely heard something, knew that Shazhu was discovered by someone, so he hurriedly yelled I really want to go out and watch Sha Zhu's jokes.

Seeing Li Pingan coming in, Xu Damao covered his stomach, pretending to go to the toilet, and said with a painful face: "Going to the toilet, I ate badly at night, and now my stomach is so uncomfortable that I will die."

"You wait for a while, Brother Zhuzi drank too much and went to the toilet and fell asleep. You can go after he wakes up." Li Pingan did not doubt Xu Damao's words, and spoke to dissuade him.

When Xu Damao heard the news, his face brightened, and he shouted loudly: "What? Sha Zhu fell asleep in the toilet? Then I'll go and see."

Since the two met at the moon gate in the front yard, the whole courtyard heard the loud shout, and people who were close to each other opened their doors and came out to check the situation.

Soon, under Xu Damao's call, all the people who went out to check followed Xu Damao to the toilet to watch Shazhu's joke.

Li Pingan looked at the backs of all the people running out of the courtyard, shook his head, picked up a bucket of water by the pool, and quickly went to the toilet.

At this time, the toilet was full of people, and Xu Damao could be heard laughing unscrupulously in the toilet from time to time.

Yi Zhonghai took the bucket from Li Pingan's hand, and poured it on the stupid column in the urinal.

Silly Zhu, who couldn't wake up just now, was splashed by the icy cold water, and slowly opened his eyes.

"Zhu Zhu, Zhu Zhu, get up quickly, the urinal in the toilet is too dirty." Seeing that Silly Zhu was awake, Yi Zhonghai shouted anxiously to get him to get up.

At this time, Sha Zhu's mind was still in a state of confusion. Hearing Yi Zhonghai's voice, he looked up at Yi Zhonghai and said, "Master, what's the matter? Where am I?"

Before Yi Zhonghai could speak, Xu Damao's excited and humble voice rang out.

"Silly Zhu, I really admire you. I didn't expect you to have this habit. You are covered in shit and can fall asleep in the toilet urinal. Isn't this urinal very cool?"

When the surrounding crowd heard what Xu Damao said, they all burst out laughing.

Silly Zhu reacted, looked left and right, and found that he was really lying naked in the urinal, and there were many indescribable things on his body, before he had time to trouble Xu Damao, a feeling of nausea surged in his heart, suddenly Yue spit it out with a sound.

It caused Xu Damao to laugh again.

Normally, if Xu Damao was so sarcastic, Sha Zhu would definitely get up and fight him, but the back of his head still hurts from the beating just now, and after vomiting like this, he has no strength in his body, and he has no desire to fight Xu Damao at all. Ability, can only lie down temporarily and let Xu Damao be dealt with after his physical strength recovers.

After Shazhu vomited almost, the sober Shazhu got up and was about to leave the toilet. Yi Zhonghai hurriedly stopped the movement of Shazhu going out, and said to Li Pingan: "Ping'an, you go and call the woman outside first, don't let the woman go back." They are watching the fun here"

After Li Pingan drove all the women who were watching the excitement home, he really didn't want to go to the toilet to smell the smell, so he yelled at the toilet and told Yi Zhonghai the situation outside, and the restroom group started to go out.

The stick is now in the cesspit and has become dizzy and dizzy. Hearing the movement from the toilet, his mind has cleared up a little. He knows that people outside are about to leave. If he doesn't go out again, he will probably be fainted in the toilet , when the time comes, my life will definitely be over.

Between drowning in the toilet and social death, Stickyong chose social death and shouted for help outside.

The people who were walking towards the courtyard stopped when they heard someone shouting for help, and turned their heads to look in the direction.

"What's the situation? Why is someone calling for help in the toilet?" Yan Xiecheng asked suspiciously.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what was going on. After all, just now, everyone came out of the toilet. It was certain that the toilet was empty. Now that they heard the voice of help, they suspected for a while that they had encountered something dirty.

At the critical moment, the veteran is still reliable, Yi Zhonghai stabilized his mind, and shouted in the direction of the toilet: "Who is in the toilet? What life is saved?"

"I'm a stick, I fell into the latrine"

When they heard that the stick had fallen into the latrine, everyone was stunned. Before they could react, they heard two screams at the top of their lungs from the gate of the courtyard.

"Stick, my stick"

"what?"

Then I saw two black shadows running out of the courtyard, they looked like Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Seeing this, the bare-bottomed silly Zhu quickly covered the important parts with his hands and hid behind everyone.

Seeing this, everyone hurriedly ran to the back of the toilet and fell into the latrine. It has been so many years, and this is the first one to have an accident. How could everyone miss this opportunity to witness history? Even those who heard the voice in other courtyards rushed away Come out to watch the fun.

All of a sudden, flashlights were shining everywhere on the pitch-black streets.

Everyone ran away, and the bare buttocks of Silly Zhu were naturally exposed. Just as Silly Zhu was embarrassed and wanted to find a place to cover up, the big girl ran out of the house with a big underpants, covered her eyes and threw it to Sha Zhu.

Da Ya's actions moved Shazhu to tears, he didn't hurt her in vain, and regardless of the indescribable things on his body that he didn't clean, he quickly caught up with his big underpants.

Silly Zhu, who was wearing big underpants, also wanted to go to the latrine, but when he turned around, he saw that Li Pingan was still standing there, so he couldn't help asking, "Brother Pingan, why don't you go?" have a look?"

"It stinks, I'm still thinking about it"

In summer, dry toilets are really smelly. Even if the latrine is cleaned frequently, it is not ordinary smelly, not to mention there are white maggots crawling everywhere. Li Pingan is sick to think about that scene, let alone take a look. .

Shazhu doesn't feel disgusted by this. When he was a child, he often used firecrackers to blow up cesspit pits. To fish people from the toilet, this level is completely a small problem for Shazhu.

Seeing Shazhu pass by, Li Pingan stayed where he was and struggled for a while, but decided to endure the smell to see the situation, after all, such things are rare.

When Li Pingan came over, he saw Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang pulling up the wooden stick, trying to pull up the stick from the toilet. He could already see half of the stick's head. With a pull, the stick stem can be pulled up.

The stick that is covered in indescribable things naturally won't be pulled by anyone, even Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang are too disgusted to stretch out this hand, so they can only let the stick climb up by grabbing the edge of the latrine.

Just when the stick was reaching out to grab the edge of the latrine, it might be because something indescribable was stained on his hand and it was slippery. Just as his right hand let go of the wooden stick, his left hand slipped and fell off the stick again.

This time is different from the last time, last time it fell vertically, this time it was lying down, the contact area was relatively large, there was a dull "plop" sound, yellow juice splashed, and flew through the lid that was lifted. The shot came up and sprayed the faces of Qin Huairu and Jia Zhangshi who were closest.

Especially Jia Zhang, who just opened his mouth to yell, a lot of yellow juice got into Jia Zhang's big open mouth.

The faces of the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law turned black, and they didn't care about saving the stick at this time. They threw the stick away, turned around and bent over, and vomited violently.

There were a lot of onlookers around, and naturally there were a lot of flashlights, and the rescue scene that was photographed was similar to the daytime, and many people saw what happened just now.

"Shit flew into the mouths of Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang."

An exclamation came from the crowd of onlookers.

The scene was quiet for a second, and many people who saw the situation just now couldn't help the nausea in their hearts, and they all found places to vomit. (end of this chapter)