Entertainment: I treat you as my sister, but you want to pick on me?
Chapter 217 Crisis Resolved
Chapter 217 Crisis Resolved
I am going out?
Hearing Xuan Yiran's embarrassing words gave Jiang Yan a headache.
I have a hammer to use when I go out, so I have to go in!
Looking at the hot cheeks of the two girls, Jiang Yan knew that they were forcibly restraining their desires and resisting the urge to take off their clothes. Without any hesitation, Jiang Yan rushed to the entrance and took out two pairs of sneakers.
"Sit down!"
Jiang Yan said loudly, first took off Jiang Luoli's slippers, then quickly changed into sneakers, followed by Xuan Yiran.
"Jiang Jiangyan, why are you touching my leg?"
Xuan Yiran said shyly, the desire in her heart could no longer be restrained, and her slender fingers tightly grasped Jiang Yan's biceps.
"Whoever touches your legs, I'll put on your shoes again!" Jiang Yan corrected.
"Jiang Yan, I...I'm so hot."
Jiang Luoli leaned limply on Jiang Yan's back, the temperature in the air suddenly rose, full of ambiguity.
"Who told you to drink indiscriminately?" Jiang Yan grabbed Jiang Luoli with his left hand and Xuan Yiran with his right hand.
Jiang's mother and Jiang's father in the living room saw this scene, and there were gratified smiles on their faces.
"My son is amazing, he took Yiran's hand so quickly." Mother Jiang nodded frequently.
"I taught you well. You have to be thick-skinned when chasing a woman. That's how I chased you back then. When a woman says no, she wants it, and if she wants it, she wants it very much!"
Father Jiang talked eloquently, with the appearance of a life mentor.
"You are the only one who knows a lot!" Mother Jiang said coquettishly.
Downstairs, Jiang Yan patted Jiang Luoli's buttocks, and then patted Xuan Yiran's long legs.
"Move!"
There are two kinds of effects to resolve the effect of energy drinks. The first is to have sex with men and women, and the second is to eliminate it through exercise and sweating.
It's an emergency, so don't even think about running clothes, Jiang Yan is willing to wear them, and they probably won't be able to withstand the violent effects of the energy drink.
"Running? But warm up before running."
Xuan Yiran's face is like a ripe apple, which makes people want to take a bite.
"Why do you still need to warm up? If you don't run now, I will be the one who will warm up later."
Jiang Yan complained in his heart, dragged the two girls and ran away.
Half an hour later, Jiang Luoli and Xuan Yiran slumped on the stadium benches, panting violently. Although their faces were still rosy, this was caused by strenuous exercise.
"Jiang Yan, what is the drink in the refrigerator?"
Jiang Luoli asked.
She remembered clearly that she and Xuan Yiran drank the energy drink with four simple characters on the can, and the embarrassing and shameful scene happened just now.
"This is a drink specially brought to me by brother Xu from my hometown. It can quickly replenish physical strength, and it also has the effect of enhancing desire."
Jiang Yan blamed Xu Wenxue.
"This effect is too powerful." Xuan Yiran was still in shock, wiping her sweat with a tissue.
After drinking the energy drink, Xuan Yiran had only one impulse, which was to tear up Jiang Yan's clothes and execute him on the spot.
This is an instinctive reaction of the body, until now, Xuan Yiran still has this thought, but it is not so strong.
"It's the same when men drink?"
Jiang Luoli's beautiful eyes flickered.
Jiang Yan: "."
It seems that I can't put energy drinks in the refrigerator in the future, even if I set a password, Jiang Luoli can still guess it.
The stars are dotted, Xuan Yiran has a complicated expression, thinking of what happened just now, she is ashamed.
Especially when he was in physical contact with Jiang Yan, and when changing his sneakers, Jiang Yan didn't know whether he was stroking his legs on purpose or not.
"Yiran, sleep at my place tonight."
Jiang Luoli said.
"Your brother ate tofu just now, do you want to eat my tofu tonight?" Xuan Yiran said speechlessly.
To put it bluntly, I seldom exercise, but I am full of energy when I run, and I am still full of energy, but I sweat a lot.
In addition, I didn't wear a down jacket, and it was January, so I didn't feel cold at all.
"Let's play for the year, speak with conscience, who will eat your tofu."
Jiang Yanyi said sternly.
When I changed Xuan Yiran's sneakers earlier, she was the one who kept moving around, touching herself up and down, left and right, and almost tore her clothes to pieces.
I was completely forced to do nothing, and just accidentally touched Xuan Yiran's slender and long legs a few times.
As for the hand feeling, the situation was urgent at that time, Jiang Yan's mind was full of exercise methods to get rid of the effect of the energy drink, and he didn't remember to think so much.
"I'm still going back to my own home, and I have to deal with the publishing house at night."
Xuan Yiran said.
On the day of the Spring Festival, Gu Jiu posted six fairy tales in a row, and Xuan Yiran has been promoted to become the editor-in-chief of the fairy tale category.
After the annual vacation is over, Xuan Yiran will sort out all the fairy tales released by Gujiu, and then release the physical book.
In addition, there is "Journey to the West", when the time comes, I will discuss with the editor-in-chief and several other editor-in-chiefs about the pre-heating of publicity.
"Alright then, during the holiday, we sisters go shopping!"
Jiang Luoli said goodbye to Xuan Yiran. The stadium was a little far from home, and it took about 15 minutes to walk.
"Jiang Yan, do you drink energy drinks every day?"
Jiang Luoli asked curiously, and naturally took Jiang Yan's arm.
"Drink while exercising."
Jiang Yan said angrily, whoever drinks energy drinks every day, who can bear it if he drinks every day.
"Cut, I don't believe it, no wonder you have so many toilet paper in the trash can, and you lock the door at night when you sleep." Jiang Luoli had an expression that I had seen through everything.
Jiang Yan: "."
At home, seeing only Jiang Yan and Jiang Luoli came back, Jiang's mother was a little puzzled.
"Where's Yiran?"
Mother Jiang asked.
"I went home and said I have to deal with the publishing house." After Jiang Luoli said that, she went into the bedroom to get a change of clothes. After exercising, her whole body was sweaty and sticky, and she couldn't wait to take a quick shower.
"Son, don't rush after girls."
Jiang Yan's experienced father patted Jiang Yan's shoulder.
"You must be too anxious to make the Xuan family girl shy, right?"
"Son, as a person who has experienced it, Dad feels that it is necessary to teach you."
Jiang's father began to talk at length, drinking tea and nibbling melon seeds, talking about the past.
Jiang Yan listened indifferently.
"Of course, the one I love the most in my heart is my wife!" Jiang's father had a strong desire to survive, and he did not forget to add the most important point after imparting the experience of picking up girls. Jiang's mother slowly put down the rolling pin, with a happy and sweet look on her face smile.
Originally, Jiang Yan wanted to say, Dad, your style has long been outdated, and now girls don't eat it anymore.
But he refrained from saying that if he told his parents about his relationship with Mu Qingya and Xi Youle, he might be served with sticks or mixed doubles.
"Yan Yan, tomorrow we are going to grandma's house to visit relatives."
Mother Jiang said.
It is the custom of Mother Jiang's hometown to go back to her natal home on the second day of the Lunar New Year.
"Got it!" Jiang Yan went back to the bedroom and sat on the ergonomic chair, and was about to go to sleep when he suddenly received a message from Xuan Yiran!
(End of this chapter)
I am going out?
Hearing Xuan Yiran's embarrassing words gave Jiang Yan a headache.
I have a hammer to use when I go out, so I have to go in!
Looking at the hot cheeks of the two girls, Jiang Yan knew that they were forcibly restraining their desires and resisting the urge to take off their clothes. Without any hesitation, Jiang Yan rushed to the entrance and took out two pairs of sneakers.
"Sit down!"
Jiang Yan said loudly, first took off Jiang Luoli's slippers, then quickly changed into sneakers, followed by Xuan Yiran.
"Jiang Jiangyan, why are you touching my leg?"
Xuan Yiran said shyly, the desire in her heart could no longer be restrained, and her slender fingers tightly grasped Jiang Yan's biceps.
"Whoever touches your legs, I'll put on your shoes again!" Jiang Yan corrected.
"Jiang Yan, I...I'm so hot."
Jiang Luoli leaned limply on Jiang Yan's back, the temperature in the air suddenly rose, full of ambiguity.
"Who told you to drink indiscriminately?" Jiang Yan grabbed Jiang Luoli with his left hand and Xuan Yiran with his right hand.
Jiang's mother and Jiang's father in the living room saw this scene, and there were gratified smiles on their faces.
"My son is amazing, he took Yiran's hand so quickly." Mother Jiang nodded frequently.
"I taught you well. You have to be thick-skinned when chasing a woman. That's how I chased you back then. When a woman says no, she wants it, and if she wants it, she wants it very much!"
Father Jiang talked eloquently, with the appearance of a life mentor.
"You are the only one who knows a lot!" Mother Jiang said coquettishly.
Downstairs, Jiang Yan patted Jiang Luoli's buttocks, and then patted Xuan Yiran's long legs.
"Move!"
There are two kinds of effects to resolve the effect of energy drinks. The first is to have sex with men and women, and the second is to eliminate it through exercise and sweating.
It's an emergency, so don't even think about running clothes, Jiang Yan is willing to wear them, and they probably won't be able to withstand the violent effects of the energy drink.
"Running? But warm up before running."
Xuan Yiran's face is like a ripe apple, which makes people want to take a bite.
"Why do you still need to warm up? If you don't run now, I will be the one who will warm up later."
Jiang Yan complained in his heart, dragged the two girls and ran away.
Half an hour later, Jiang Luoli and Xuan Yiran slumped on the stadium benches, panting violently. Although their faces were still rosy, this was caused by strenuous exercise.
"Jiang Yan, what is the drink in the refrigerator?"
Jiang Luoli asked.
She remembered clearly that she and Xuan Yiran drank the energy drink with four simple characters on the can, and the embarrassing and shameful scene happened just now.
"This is a drink specially brought to me by brother Xu from my hometown. It can quickly replenish physical strength, and it also has the effect of enhancing desire."
Jiang Yan blamed Xu Wenxue.
"This effect is too powerful." Xuan Yiran was still in shock, wiping her sweat with a tissue.
After drinking the energy drink, Xuan Yiran had only one impulse, which was to tear up Jiang Yan's clothes and execute him on the spot.
This is an instinctive reaction of the body, until now, Xuan Yiran still has this thought, but it is not so strong.
"It's the same when men drink?"
Jiang Luoli's beautiful eyes flickered.
Jiang Yan: "."
It seems that I can't put energy drinks in the refrigerator in the future, even if I set a password, Jiang Luoli can still guess it.
The stars are dotted, Xuan Yiran has a complicated expression, thinking of what happened just now, she is ashamed.
Especially when he was in physical contact with Jiang Yan, and when changing his sneakers, Jiang Yan didn't know whether he was stroking his legs on purpose or not.
"Yiran, sleep at my place tonight."
Jiang Luoli said.
"Your brother ate tofu just now, do you want to eat my tofu tonight?" Xuan Yiran said speechlessly.
To put it bluntly, I seldom exercise, but I am full of energy when I run, and I am still full of energy, but I sweat a lot.
In addition, I didn't wear a down jacket, and it was January, so I didn't feel cold at all.
"Let's play for the year, speak with conscience, who will eat your tofu."
Jiang Yanyi said sternly.
When I changed Xuan Yiran's sneakers earlier, she was the one who kept moving around, touching herself up and down, left and right, and almost tore her clothes to pieces.
I was completely forced to do nothing, and just accidentally touched Xuan Yiran's slender and long legs a few times.
As for the hand feeling, the situation was urgent at that time, Jiang Yan's mind was full of exercise methods to get rid of the effect of the energy drink, and he didn't remember to think so much.
"I'm still going back to my own home, and I have to deal with the publishing house at night."
Xuan Yiran said.
On the day of the Spring Festival, Gu Jiu posted six fairy tales in a row, and Xuan Yiran has been promoted to become the editor-in-chief of the fairy tale category.
After the annual vacation is over, Xuan Yiran will sort out all the fairy tales released by Gujiu, and then release the physical book.
In addition, there is "Journey to the West", when the time comes, I will discuss with the editor-in-chief and several other editor-in-chiefs about the pre-heating of publicity.
"Alright then, during the holiday, we sisters go shopping!"
Jiang Luoli said goodbye to Xuan Yiran. The stadium was a little far from home, and it took about 15 minutes to walk.
"Jiang Yan, do you drink energy drinks every day?"
Jiang Luoli asked curiously, and naturally took Jiang Yan's arm.
"Drink while exercising."
Jiang Yan said angrily, whoever drinks energy drinks every day, who can bear it if he drinks every day.
"Cut, I don't believe it, no wonder you have so many toilet paper in the trash can, and you lock the door at night when you sleep." Jiang Luoli had an expression that I had seen through everything.
Jiang Yan: "."
At home, seeing only Jiang Yan and Jiang Luoli came back, Jiang's mother was a little puzzled.
"Where's Yiran?"
Mother Jiang asked.
"I went home and said I have to deal with the publishing house." After Jiang Luoli said that, she went into the bedroom to get a change of clothes. After exercising, her whole body was sweaty and sticky, and she couldn't wait to take a quick shower.
"Son, don't rush after girls."
Jiang Yan's experienced father patted Jiang Yan's shoulder.
"You must be too anxious to make the Xuan family girl shy, right?"
"Son, as a person who has experienced it, Dad feels that it is necessary to teach you."
Jiang's father began to talk at length, drinking tea and nibbling melon seeds, talking about the past.
Jiang Yan listened indifferently.
"Of course, the one I love the most in my heart is my wife!" Jiang's father had a strong desire to survive, and he did not forget to add the most important point after imparting the experience of picking up girls. Jiang's mother slowly put down the rolling pin, with a happy and sweet look on her face smile.
Originally, Jiang Yan wanted to say, Dad, your style has long been outdated, and now girls don't eat it anymore.
But he refrained from saying that if he told his parents about his relationship with Mu Qingya and Xi Youle, he might be served with sticks or mixed doubles.
"Yan Yan, tomorrow we are going to grandma's house to visit relatives."
Mother Jiang said.
It is the custom of Mother Jiang's hometown to go back to her natal home on the second day of the Lunar New Year.
"Got it!" Jiang Yan went back to the bedroom and sat on the ergonomic chair, and was about to go to sleep when he suddenly received a message from Xuan Yiran!
(End of this chapter)
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