Entertainment: I treat you as my sister, but you want to pick on me?

Chapter 250 Jiang Yan is really humorous

Jiang Yan stared at Jiang Luoli with wide eyes, and raised his head the moment his lips touched.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

It's not that Jiang Luoli has never kissed Jiang Yan before. After the kiss, Jiang Yan wiped his saliva with disgust on his face.

But this time it's mouth to mouth.
"There is a lot of change in the second drawer of the computer desk, you can give it to mom." Jiang Yan pretended to be calm and said.

"Ah."

Jiang Luoli didn't expect it to turn out like this, she sat on the edge of the bed, put on her slippers, took the change from the drawer and left.

boom--

Hearing the sound of closing the door, Jiang Yan took a deep breath, and Jiang Luoli and himself looked at each other for more than ten seconds when filming "Kung Fu" appeared in his mind.

Opening the window, the cold wind howled, Jiang Yan looked thoughtfully at the vehicles passing by on the street.

In the evening, Jiang Luoli carefully opened Jiang Yan's bedroom.

"Want to attack me again?"

Jiang Yan opened his eyes.

"I know you're not asleep, it's time to eat~" Jiang Luoli curled her lips.

At the dinner table, Jiang Yan was busy cooking, and Jiang Luoli was also uncharacteristically silent, not as lively as usual.

Meow--

August started meowing.

"Stop barking, if you bark again, I'll castrate you!"

Jiang Yan and Jiang Luoli spoke in unison, and then looked at each other.

"Mom, before I wanted to eunuch August, you didn't agree, but now it's turning blue and barking every day, and it often knocks over my cosmetics."

Jiang Luoli pouted and said.

"Why don't you be eunuch, August is scratching the sofa every day." Jiang Yan echoed.

Mother Jiang put down her chopsticks and thought seriously.

August tactfully lay at Mother Jiang's feet, wagging her tail back and forth, trying to please the head of the family and not wanting to become a eunuch.

"Jiang Yan, I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs!"

After going through this little episode, Jiang Luoli fought with Jiang Yan as usual, the two tacitly kept silent about what happened in the afternoon, but they firmly remembered that scene in their hearts.

"Yan Yan, you are going to record a show tomorrow, I see the weather forecast is heavy rain in Suzhou City, you should wear thicker clothes so you don't catch cold."

Mother Jiang reminded.

"I see." Jiang Yan ate the last piece of sweet and sour pork ribs, satiated with satisfaction, and thought that he would go downstairs for a while to digest.

The title of the director of the third issue of "The Strongest Lyricist" is "Hi", and Jiang Yan had already handed "Good Luck" to Zhang Lianyun.

At noon the next day, as Mother Jiang said, it was raining heavily in Su City, and Yu Xiaoling waited for a long time at the exit with an umbrella.

Seeing Jiang Yan, Yu Xiaoling stood on tiptoe and waved her arms, showing her cute little tiger teeth.

After the successful meeting, on the way to Lizhi Terrace, Jiang Yan chatted with Yu Xiaoling casually.

"Teacher Jiang Yan, the guests invited by the fourth program group are your acquaintances."

Yu Xiaoling said.

"Who?"

After recording several episodes, Jiang Yan knows the rules of the program group by heart, and will invite different guest singers for each episode.

"Xu Wenxue." Yu Xiaoling didn't give a shit.

Xu Wenxue has a very good relationship with Jiang Yan. This is something that many people know. After all, Xu Wenxue is equivalent to Jiang Yan holding fire.

"Broken Bridge and Remnant Snow", "Reverse War" and "Little Apple", these three songs gave Xu Wenxue a firm foothold, and he is now considered a well-known singer.

No wonder that when Xu Wenxue sent him home that day, he looked mysterious. He was invited to be the guest of the third issue of his feelings, but he deliberately didn't tell himself.

Hearing that Xu Wenxue was the guest singer of the fourth episode, Jiang Yan smiled. It happened that he saw a few bad jokes recently, and he could share them with Xu Wenxue later.

Lizhitai, the recording site of "The Strongest Lyricist".

"Hahaha, it's funny, it's so funny!"

"Brother Jiang Yan, you are so humorous, this joke is absolutely perfect, ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

In the lounge, Xu Wenxue laughed and cried, Yu Xiaoling was a little confused.

She felt that Teacher Jiang Yan's cold joke was not funny at all.

For example: "What do you do for work?"

"Oh. My job is to kill zombies."

"Huh? But there are no zombies in this world!"

"Why do you think they don't exist?"

Is it funny?
Even if it was funny, Xu Wenxue wouldn't laugh so exaggeratedly.

Sure enough, Brother Xu understands me!
Jiang Yan was very relieved, it seemed that Xu Wenxue liked the cold joke he said very much.

Jiang Yan suddenly felt a little thirsty, and was about to eat a sweet orange to moisten his throat, but before he stretched out his hand, Xu Wenxue peeled the sweet orange immediately.

Brother Xu still understands me!
"Brother Jiang Yan, the plane was delayed due to the heavy rain today. I specially booked a deluxe e-sports room. I also prepared your favorite yogurt. The game has been updated in advance, and the mouse and keyboard are also commonly used." Xu Wenxue said.

Do you think that's all?

Innocent!

Xu Wenxue also found three people with Bel Canto and top game playing skills to play with them.

There is a loli voice, a royal sister voice, and a girl voice, so I promise to serve Jiang Yan comfortably!

This is so sweet!
Yu Xiaoling was amazed, it was the first time for her to see such a caring person, who even considered the small details of the mouse and keyboard.

Brother Xu understands me!

"The recording of the show will start soon, all guests are invited to go to the stage!"

The staff knocked on the door of the lounge one by one.

The audience took their seats one after another, and the host first announced the voting rankings of the previous period.

Jiang Yan's "May I Live Long" ranked first, with 8000 million votes!
Compared with Jiang Yan, No.2 Quan Yongsi's "Immortals Beyond Immortals" only received 3000 million votes, the gap is clear at a glance!
Quan Yongsi sighed.

In fact, "Immortals Beyond Immortals" written by him can be regarded as a high-quality ancient style song. After all, it took two and a half years, but who knew that he would meet such a monster as Jiang Yan.

The lyrics of "I hope people will last forever" are so amazing, and the poem "Shui Tiao Ge Tou" was also compiled into the junior high school textbooks, causing a huge sensation!

After the ranking results are announced, two lyricists will be eliminated after this episode!

"Let us be the first to invite singer Yang Qianqin. She sang "Happiness Comes from Heaven" written by He Yuansi!"

The title of this episode is [Xi]. Compared with [Ancient Songs], it is undoubtedly much easier to write a song with the title of [Xi].

The accompaniment is cheerful and rhythmic, and the lyrics are festive.

One song after another was sung one after another, the applause never stopped, and the atmosphere was full of joy.

"The first four songs, including Quan Yongsi, give me the same feeling. It depends on what song Jiang Yan writes for Zhang Lianyun."

"I think "Happy Heart" written by Quan Yongsi is very good, especially with the addition of rap elements, which made my eyes shine."

"The main reason is that the title given by the director is too simple, just a word [Hi]. If the title is a folk song or other types of songs, I believe you can hear the difference!"

Jiang Yan ranked first in the previous period, so Zhang Lianyun came out on stage.

The host stood on the stage, smiling and facing the camera.

"Please enjoy the last song of this episode, "Good Luck" written by Jiang Yan and sung by Zhang Lianyun!!!"

(End of this chapter)