Cultivating immortals for hundreds of generations, I am struggling to stick to Chunyang due to socia
Chapter 62 Can You Cut It Out?
Chapter 62 Can You Cut It Out?
"Lolo, I've thought about it carefully, and I don't want to lie to you again."
"The "Complete Collection of Hilarious Terran Common Jokes" you read, the version is really too old!"
"The excerpts in it are clearly all jokes from the previous generation."
Li Zhi continued to speak seriously.
"Ah, yes, is that so? Luo, Luo Luo doesn't really understand..."
Pang Luoluo lowered his head, twisted his two small hands together awkwardly, and his cute big eyes instantly brewed water.
He, how could he know which book Luo Luo read it from, and even the title of such a long book can be pronounced at once... Could it be, is it true that anyone in human beings has read that book long ago? Old, outdated books? !
"Also, simply being able to tell jokes is not enough to gain friends in the human race."
"I have personally verified this point."
Li Zhi said with a serious face, as if he was talking about something remarkable like someone who has been there.
"Woo... woo woo..."
The little girl with the braids couldn't help sobbing, and big tears dripped down her favorite little flower dress.
"I have thought a lot about your problem, but I am limited by my social skills, and I don't know how to solve it..."
He pursed his lips unwillingly, and continued,
"But then your aunt... Then I met another dragon girl. She made me understand that the dragon girl doesn't need to use the human race's method to make friends..."
"Dragon Girl, you should use Dragon Girl's method to solve it!"
Li Zhi said solemnly.
The dragon girl's solution?Hearing this, Pang Luoluo couldn't help but stop sobbing, and looked up curiously at the boy in front of him.
"Let's go to practice dragon girl! Lolo!"
"Stop naively succumbing to imitating human beings. Human practice courses are not suitable for you. Only through the practice of the dragon girl can you truly release your dragon girl's talent and truly become stronger!"
"Then go and snatch your friends!!"
Li Zhi said plausibly.
"Hey - grab, grab it?!"
Pang Luoluo's eyes widened, as if he had received some huge mental shock.
"Help the weak get rid of the bullying of the strong, and grab the protection of your own subordinates."
"Let the weak be able to express their demands without fear of power."
"The dragon girl I know acted so savagely that in the end even her nephew and son-in-law were almost snatched by her!"
Pang Luoluo looked at the longing expression unconsciously on Li Zhi's face, but for some reason, there was envy in his heart.
"For the specific method of cultivation, I suggest that you consult the elder dragon girl in your clan! I believe that she will be willing to help you patiently!"
After Li Zhi finished speaking, he thought about turning around and leaving.
"Wait, wait!"
Pang Luoluo couldn't help but blurted out to stop her. Seeing Li Zhi turning her head to look at her in doubt, a hot thought inexplicably rose in her mind.
Her face was flushed, she held the two unformed small bags on her head, and said falteringly:
"But, can I ask you to touch the dragon's horn?"
Li Zhi was silent for a while, then said:
"Feel sorry."
"I……"
Li Zhi opened his mouth, but the sad words that directly refused to others were difficult to speak, so he gritted his teeth and shouted as he ran, "I, I'm allergic to dragon horns!!!"
Pang Luoluo: "Hey——?!!"
...
After staying for another two days, the three of the Li family packed up their luggage and left.
When leaving, Pang Luoluo was still hugging her mother's leg, she poked her whole head out, looking at the sword-style shuttle flying away with a little reluctance.
She thought back to what Li Zhi told her that day, and silently made a certain decision in her young heart.
Since it is a friend, it can be robbed.
So, my future...
Ah, yes, one more thing.
"Daddy, daddy."
Pang Luoluo whispered softly.
"Huh? What's wrong, my good daughter of Wo De."
The dragon man with a bruised nose and a swollen face spoke vaguely.
"I...I don't like my dragon horn anymore..."
"Can it be cut?"
"?!!!"
...
...
Jianhai, the Li family.
A flying shuttle transformed into a sword blade slowly stopped in an open space in a courtyard.
Before the floating ladder was lowered, Li Taigang jumped off again cursing.
"It's fine if you can't swing a sword at people with a sword..."
"Why can't you replace the sword with your fingers?? Doesn't make sense??"
"Huh? Could it be that this is actually a period of rebellion??"
The one-eyed villain, who suddenly became thoughtful and stopped, suddenly saw his elder son standing in front of him, who seemed to have been waiting for a long time in advance, and was respectfully saluting him.
He went up and patted his eldest son on the shoulder.
"My family, don't be so polite, and even came to pick us up."
"Father, something may have happened..." The eldest son, Li Bi, was about to say something with a serious expression, when he raised his head, he was suddenly taken aback, "Huh?? Your face..."
"Hmm... don't worry, I accidentally fell on the road." Li Taigang said foolishly while covering his slightly swollen face, but luckily the swelling had subsided a little on the way.
"Father, someone is coming from the palace." Li Bi tried his best to maintain a serious atmosphere, "It is said that he came with the secret order from that person, and he came two days ago. My child temporarily arranged him in the guest room, waiting for you to return .”
Li Taigang's expression became serious, and he said, "Take me to meet that palace man immediately!"
"Yes, father." Li Bi said.
Suddenly, he glanced at Li Zhi and Mrs. Li following behind him from the corner of his eye, remembered something, and shouted at Li Zhi:
"By the way, it seems that there is another girl here who says she is someone you know, Ah Zhizhi."
"Should be visiting in your room just now."
Although the girl seemed to come with the guards in the palace, after all, she was just a girl who was still young and just out of the stage of a girl, so Li Bi didn't pay too much attention to it.
Li Zhi was stunned, someone he knew? ?Why can't he remember that this kind of thing happened in the past few lifetimes?
Is it the natural fluctuation of the world line again?
He vaguely had some bad premonitions.
Li Zhi came to the door of his room, and was about to open the door to enter, but hesitated for a moment, and stopped cautiously.
He casually pinched an investigative talisman and was about to release it.
The door of the room opened suddenly, and a thin hand as white as jade lotus root grabbed his collar and pulled him in abruptly.
Li Zhi was startled, and quickly brewed a dagger technique in his palm.
It's just that when he caught a glimpse of the other party's face in a hurry, Li Zhi was taken aback.
His back was pushed against the wall, and a girl four or five years older than him supported the walls on both sides with both hands, surrounding Li Zhi.
The woman leaned close to Li Zhi's body, but because it was too flat, she didn't touch anything.
That charming face was almost only one centimeter away from his face.
A pair of ordinary brown winking eyes stared fascinatedly at Li Zhi's golden pupils.
She laughed and said:
"Hehe, my good junior~ I haven't seen you for a long time, do you miss senior sister?"
It turned out to be the reincarnated person who once had the eyes of Daji——
Senior sister, Yan Baibai! !
(End of this chapter)
"Lolo, I've thought about it carefully, and I don't want to lie to you again."
"The "Complete Collection of Hilarious Terran Common Jokes" you read, the version is really too old!"
"The excerpts in it are clearly all jokes from the previous generation."
Li Zhi continued to speak seriously.
"Ah, yes, is that so? Luo, Luo Luo doesn't really understand..."
Pang Luoluo lowered his head, twisted his two small hands together awkwardly, and his cute big eyes instantly brewed water.
He, how could he know which book Luo Luo read it from, and even the title of such a long book can be pronounced at once... Could it be, is it true that anyone in human beings has read that book long ago? Old, outdated books? !
"Also, simply being able to tell jokes is not enough to gain friends in the human race."
"I have personally verified this point."
Li Zhi said with a serious face, as if he was talking about something remarkable like someone who has been there.
"Woo... woo woo..."
The little girl with the braids couldn't help sobbing, and big tears dripped down her favorite little flower dress.
"I have thought a lot about your problem, but I am limited by my social skills, and I don't know how to solve it..."
He pursed his lips unwillingly, and continued,
"But then your aunt... Then I met another dragon girl. She made me understand that the dragon girl doesn't need to use the human race's method to make friends..."
"Dragon Girl, you should use Dragon Girl's method to solve it!"
Li Zhi said solemnly.
The dragon girl's solution?Hearing this, Pang Luoluo couldn't help but stop sobbing, and looked up curiously at the boy in front of him.
"Let's go to practice dragon girl! Lolo!"
"Stop naively succumbing to imitating human beings. Human practice courses are not suitable for you. Only through the practice of the dragon girl can you truly release your dragon girl's talent and truly become stronger!"
"Then go and snatch your friends!!"
Li Zhi said plausibly.
"Hey - grab, grab it?!"
Pang Luoluo's eyes widened, as if he had received some huge mental shock.
"Help the weak get rid of the bullying of the strong, and grab the protection of your own subordinates."
"Let the weak be able to express their demands without fear of power."
"The dragon girl I know acted so savagely that in the end even her nephew and son-in-law were almost snatched by her!"
Pang Luoluo looked at the longing expression unconsciously on Li Zhi's face, but for some reason, there was envy in his heart.
"For the specific method of cultivation, I suggest that you consult the elder dragon girl in your clan! I believe that she will be willing to help you patiently!"
After Li Zhi finished speaking, he thought about turning around and leaving.
"Wait, wait!"
Pang Luoluo couldn't help but blurted out to stop her. Seeing Li Zhi turning her head to look at her in doubt, a hot thought inexplicably rose in her mind.
Her face was flushed, she held the two unformed small bags on her head, and said falteringly:
"But, can I ask you to touch the dragon's horn?"
Li Zhi was silent for a while, then said:
"Feel sorry."
"I……"
Li Zhi opened his mouth, but the sad words that directly refused to others were difficult to speak, so he gritted his teeth and shouted as he ran, "I, I'm allergic to dragon horns!!!"
Pang Luoluo: "Hey——?!!"
...
After staying for another two days, the three of the Li family packed up their luggage and left.
When leaving, Pang Luoluo was still hugging her mother's leg, she poked her whole head out, looking at the sword-style shuttle flying away with a little reluctance.
She thought back to what Li Zhi told her that day, and silently made a certain decision in her young heart.
Since it is a friend, it can be robbed.
So, my future...
Ah, yes, one more thing.
"Daddy, daddy."
Pang Luoluo whispered softly.
"Huh? What's wrong, my good daughter of Wo De."
The dragon man with a bruised nose and a swollen face spoke vaguely.
"I...I don't like my dragon horn anymore..."
"Can it be cut?"
"?!!!"
...
...
Jianhai, the Li family.
A flying shuttle transformed into a sword blade slowly stopped in an open space in a courtyard.
Before the floating ladder was lowered, Li Taigang jumped off again cursing.
"It's fine if you can't swing a sword at people with a sword..."
"Why can't you replace the sword with your fingers?? Doesn't make sense??"
"Huh? Could it be that this is actually a period of rebellion??"
The one-eyed villain, who suddenly became thoughtful and stopped, suddenly saw his elder son standing in front of him, who seemed to have been waiting for a long time in advance, and was respectfully saluting him.
He went up and patted his eldest son on the shoulder.
"My family, don't be so polite, and even came to pick us up."
"Father, something may have happened..." The eldest son, Li Bi, was about to say something with a serious expression, when he raised his head, he was suddenly taken aback, "Huh?? Your face..."
"Hmm... don't worry, I accidentally fell on the road." Li Taigang said foolishly while covering his slightly swollen face, but luckily the swelling had subsided a little on the way.
"Father, someone is coming from the palace." Li Bi tried his best to maintain a serious atmosphere, "It is said that he came with the secret order from that person, and he came two days ago. My child temporarily arranged him in the guest room, waiting for you to return .”
Li Taigang's expression became serious, and he said, "Take me to meet that palace man immediately!"
"Yes, father." Li Bi said.
Suddenly, he glanced at Li Zhi and Mrs. Li following behind him from the corner of his eye, remembered something, and shouted at Li Zhi:
"By the way, it seems that there is another girl here who says she is someone you know, Ah Zhizhi."
"Should be visiting in your room just now."
Although the girl seemed to come with the guards in the palace, after all, she was just a girl who was still young and just out of the stage of a girl, so Li Bi didn't pay too much attention to it.
Li Zhi was stunned, someone he knew? ?Why can't he remember that this kind of thing happened in the past few lifetimes?
Is it the natural fluctuation of the world line again?
He vaguely had some bad premonitions.
Li Zhi came to the door of his room, and was about to open the door to enter, but hesitated for a moment, and stopped cautiously.
He casually pinched an investigative talisman and was about to release it.
The door of the room opened suddenly, and a thin hand as white as jade lotus root grabbed his collar and pulled him in abruptly.
Li Zhi was startled, and quickly brewed a dagger technique in his palm.
It's just that when he caught a glimpse of the other party's face in a hurry, Li Zhi was taken aback.
His back was pushed against the wall, and a girl four or five years older than him supported the walls on both sides with both hands, surrounding Li Zhi.
The woman leaned close to Li Zhi's body, but because it was too flat, she didn't touch anything.
That charming face was almost only one centimeter away from his face.
A pair of ordinary brown winking eyes stared fascinatedly at Li Zhi's golden pupils.
She laughed and said:
"Hehe, my good junior~ I haven't seen you for a long time, do you miss senior sister?"
It turned out to be the reincarnated person who once had the eyes of Daji——
Senior sister, Yan Baibai! !
(End of this chapter)
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