I didn't intend to become a fairy

Chapter 472 Wen Pingzi visits again (please vote for additional updates)
Huo Erniu lowered his head and raised his eyes, feeling uneasy as he quietly glanced at the deity. However, he saw that the deity had no intention of punishing him immediately. Instead, he asked him with a smile:
"Have you had a good time these days, Shiba?"

This is different from the previous dreams.

In the previous dreams, no matter how good-tempered the god was, after asking him for a bamboo stick, he would scold him and teach him that he would never dare to do so in the future.Those with a bad temper will turn him into a pig or a dog. The most frightening thing was the night before yesterday, when the god beat him to death with a swipe of his whisk, and he would never be reincarnated.

Huo Erniu was a little puzzled, but he replied: "In the past few days, the villain has been carrying magical weapons to slay demons and ghosts everywhere. The surrounding villagers, elders and dignitaries all treat the villain as a distinguished guest and entertain him well..."

"I have obtained treasures, fame, and real benefits in one step. It can be said that I have obtained everything I originally wanted. Why do I feel uneasy?"

"The villain...the villain doesn't know either."

"That's all!"

The Taoist immediately stopped asking any more questions. He just stroked the bamboo stick and said, "I have done a lot of killing demons and ghosts these days, and I have done some good things. However, stealing the bamboo stick from me is wrong after all. This bamboo stick The staff was something I passed through Anqing many years ago and met an old friend of my master's family. I accepted his warm hospitality and asked for it before I left. It has followed me through thousands of mountains and rivers, and I have already developed feelings for it. In the days since I stole it away, I always feel empty when I go out to buy groceries or go out for a spring outing in the city."

The Taoist paused and looked up at him:

"Say, what should I do?"

"The gods will punish you!"

"How will I be punished? Should I punish you, or should I go to the government to receive my punishment?"

"..."

Huo Erniu's eyes immediately started to move as he lowered his head, his eyes flashing and he weighed in his mind.

In the past few days, I have dealt with several county officials around Yangdu. Even though I don't have the bamboo stick, I can actually help the county get rid of evil spirits and add some merit to the county officials.If you go to the yamen in these counties to ask for punishment, the county magistrate will only go through the motions, giving you a symbolic punishment and a few broad strokes with a stick, which is not painful.

Even if you don't go through the motions and just steal a stick, how powerful is the punishment?
Huo Erniu has rough skin and thick flesh, so he is not afraid of these things.

"Little man..."

Huo Erniu opened his mouth and was about to respond.

But as soon as he opened his mouth, he held back his words.

It is of course good to go to the county to ask for punishment. Even if the skin is bruised by the beating, it is still better than turning into a pig or a dog. But how much face will be lost in that case?And from now on, will there be Huo Erniu, the demon-slayer hero, in this world?
"Please be punished by the gods."

Who says idiots don't know how to measure?

It’s just that after weighing it, I didn’t follow it.

"That's what I said."

"Yes! The villain said it! Even if the gods turn the villain into a pig or a dog and beat him until his soul is knocked out, the villain will recognize it!" Huo Erniu said through gritted teeth.

"I'm not a god, I'm just a man in the mountains. I don't have the magic to turn people into pigs or dogs. If I steal a bamboo stick due to greed and impulse, I will beat my soul to pieces, and I will also fight with those monsters. There is no difference between evil ghosts." The Taoist said calmly, "But since he stole on my head and refused to go to the county government, I have no choice but to punish him."

"Yes Yes Yes……"

"I will punish you by not being able to eat for three days, only drinking water. You will vomit as soon as you eat. You will not be allowed to speak for a month, and you will be silent when you speak. You will not be allowed to drink alcohol for a year. If you drink, your stomach will be like a knife. How about that?"

"This……"

Huo Erniu was stunned again.

What kind of punishment is this?
A warrior in the martial arts world is not smart and only possesses brute strength. How can anyone live comfortably?

On weekdays, if someone hires someone to hire him, he can naturally have a few meals of meat and wine. But if no one hires someone to hire him, he has to go to the riverside to work as a coolie and eat gruel and steamed cakes to survive.If there is a slow business season and the coolies cannot be sold, others will go to their friends who usually hang out together to see if they can get some food and help each other. Huo Erniu often feels embarrassed and goes hungry for two or three days. The stomach is also common.

It's a bit uncomfortable not being allowed to speak in January. He has always been a loud-mouthed person who loves to brag.

But if you don't have to control your mouth, you can open your mouth to speak, but you can't make a sound, then it will be much better.

Not being able to drink for a year is the hardest part.

People who are miserable in the world find happiness in drinking.

"..."

Huo Erniu opened his mouth, hoping to change the immortal or shorten the time limit, but he remembered that he did such things because of drinking that day, so he swallowed his words again.

"Thank you god!"

The Taoist smiled slightly and continued: "This is just the punishment I gave you. The punishment was just for stealing my bamboo stick, leaving me with no use for the bamboo stick."

"..."

Huo Erniu was stunned and opened his mouth to ask, but found that he was speechless.

"After you have received this punishment, I will no longer pursue you for stealing my bamboo stick, and no one else will pursue it again. However, a wrong thing is a wrong thing after all. If you feel some uneasiness in your heart, you want to eliminate it. If you feel uneasy and unsatisfied in your heart, I might as well give you some advice."

"..."

Huo Erniu continued to open his mouth and speak dumb words.

He couldn't hear the sound, so he could only nod his head.

"I just say that in my heart, wrong things can often be made up for by good deeds." The Taoist said as if to comfort him, "It rained heavily tonight, and it washed away many trees on the mountain, blocking the road, and the road was also washed away by the mud and rocks on the mountain. Young Master, if you are willing to take a step forward, go and repair the roads.”

"..."

"Of course, this is your business. Whether you do it or not, whether you take it seriously or not, it all depends on you."

"..."

"I have to take the bamboo stick with me. There will be thousands of miles to go in the future, so I have to rely on it."

"..."

The Taoist picked up the bamboo stick and smiled at him.

Suddenly, the temple became dark.

That's really hard to see.

"Boom!"

There was a thunderous roar, deafening.

Huo Erniu suddenly discovered that all the sounds in the world outside the temple had been restored, including the sound of wind and rain, the sound of rocks collapsing, and the sound of trees snapping. The sound of the woodpile burning was missing.

A bolt of thunder and lightning penetrated the sky and the earth outside the temple, and the bright thunder light reflected the scene in the temple.

The temple is still the same temple, with tattered statues of gods, dirty and faded windbreakers, spiders spinning webs in the corners, and the wind and rain blowing in, causing the webs to sway.

There was no fire at all in the middle of the temple.

Not even a trace of a fire.

He was lying on his side under the altar, huddled in a ball. He had just been awakened by the thunder and straightened up.

Another dream?

Huo Erniu was stunned, reaching out and groping around him, looking for the jade bamboo stick, but he couldn't find it.

"..."

He opened his mouth to speak, but no sound came out.

"Rumble..." The lightning and thunder just now came too late.

Huo Erniu was so excited that thunder seemed to hit his heart, and it was only then that he slowly woke up.

……

In Yangdu House, the rain is still falling.

The Taoist opened the window, sat on the bed, quietly looked at the heavy rain outside the window, and felt the moisture hitting his face.

The calico cat lay next to him, and the swallow stood on the windowsill, staring outside intently.

The heavy rain hitting the ground stirred up rain and mist, and the air was damp and cool. Even the quilt on the bed was damp and cool, and it felt extremely comfortable against the skin.Although it is very cool, the rain and weather outside the window already have a bit of a summer atmosphere.

"It's the beginning of summer..."

Song You murmured softly.

Hearing his voice, the cat turned its head instantly and cast a doubtful look at him.

But his peripheral vision suddenly glanced at the wall.

There stood a green jade bamboo staff.

"what!"

The calico cat couldn't look away for a moment, and asked in surprise: "Why is your crutch back?"

"Get it back."

"When?"

"last night."

"Is it when Sanhua Empress is reading and writing?"

"No."

"Is it the time when Sanhua Empress is learning magic?"

"It's when Empress Sanhua is sleeping."

"Why don't you call me Sanhua Empress?"

"Because I didn't go either."

"I don't understand~"

"Has Sanhua Empress' Travel Notes been repaired?" Song You stretched out his hand and touched her back. When he first touched it, the hair was cold. When he pressed it with his hand, he felt the temperature of the cat's body. "After repairing it, You can take it to the Liao family and ask them to help Sanhua Empress print it into a book."

"It's almost ready."

"When Sanhua Empress fixes it, we should leave."

"Then should Sanhua Empress do it faster or slower?"

"It's fine as it happens."

"I don't understand~"

"There are guests outside the door."

"Meow?"

The cat turned to stare at the Taoist again.

At this time, the rain outside was noisy and crackling, and the water vapor blocked all smells, so even she didn't notice anyone coming.

But if you listen carefully, you can see that there are indeed some dull sounds mixed in with the patter of rain.

It was like the sound of raindrops hitting an umbrella.

"How did you know?"

"Guess."

"How did you guess?"

"Hard to say."

"You're not smart!"

The cat turned back again, staring intently at the outside of the courtyard.

The dull sound was getting closer.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk..."

There was a knock on the door.

Before the Taoist could make any move, the calico cat suddenly twisted and jumped and jumped off the bed. Only her clear, thin and energetic voice could be heard: "Miss Sanhua, please open the door!"

When she walked into the yard again, she was already a girl wearing three-color clothes and a bamboo hat.

"Squeak..."

The wooden door was pulled open by her.

The girl raised her head high.

Standing outside was an old Taoist priest, holding an old yellowed umbrella. The oil paper was thick and hard, and the raindrops made a popping sound on it.

"Miss Sanhua, you are so polite."

"Wen Pingzi, Sanhua Empress is polite."

"Take the liberty to visit..."

"Come in quickly, it's raining outside!"

"Thank you..."

Although the little girl was not tall, she had the demeanor of a hostess. She let Wen Pingzi into the house, closed and locked the door, and then led Wen Pingzi through the yard and into the main room.

The Taoist is already waiting here.

"Wen Pingzi is here!"

Sanhua Empress said to the Taoist priest, then walked to the kitchen house and scooped water to wash her feet.

……

Thank you everyone!He actually made it to sixth place!

This is a thank you gift from No.9!

(bow and bare chest)
(End of this chapter)