I didn't intend to become a fairy

Chapter 85
afternoon.

Song You was washing clothes in the backyard of the inn, and a little foam was rubbed out of the tub.

The three-flowered cat was sitting right in front of him and staring at him.

After turning her head and looking, there was no one, so she whispered: "I don't need to buy meat for these few days, there are mice here, I will catch them to eat at night."

Song You didn't look up, just asked while washing, "Is it better to eat rats or fish?"

"The fish is in the water, I can't catch it."

"What about the rats and the meat?"

"It costs money to buy meat."

"Which one is delicious?"

"do not know."

Li Daguan's eyes rolled.

Song You found it interesting.

The three-flowered cat tilted its head and stared at him.

From her point of view, the rat is like a staple food, although there is no other good, but it must be eaten.

Just saw it this morning.

But only for people.

"What are you waiting for me to do?" Li Daguan stared at him, "This morning, the Sa family showed kindness and let you go, and you still dare to come to your door, as if you are not afraid of being beaten? Or do you think the Sa family looks deceptive?"

Until the three sticks of incense are burned.

These rascals are really muddleheaded, but they really respect Immortal Lingmin. They not only believe in the magic power of Immortal Lingmin, but also sincerely offer incense and worship.

No!

The breathing and snoring of the guests in the next room, the sound of the night wind blowing through the eaves, the shaking of clothes to dry, and the subtle sounds coming from the mouse hole at the foot of the wall downstairs.

"..."

Especially Empress Sanhua.

Li Daguan's eyes were wide open, but no matter how he hesitated, the Taoist didn't look back, but the cat looked back at him frequently, with a curious face, and the passers-by looked at him in surprise.

This is the place where Lingmin Daxian is enshrined.

"?"

"Young and handsome, as tall as me, and thin, looks like he is in his 20s." Li Daguan lowered his head deeply, not daring to raise it, "The Great Immortal wants to..."

Li Daguan's expression became more and more frightened.

Buy another small fish.

Not very familiar, only met once.

Unknowingly, the weather is already very warm. When the sun is at its best in the afternoon, people wearing half-arms can be seen on the street, so Song You is going to go out to buy some oiled paper. After washing and drying the thick clothes in autumn and winter, put them on. Wrap it up and put it at the bottom of the quilt bag.I should go to other places and ask Mr. Li again, and ask a little more.

"Officials know it well."

At this time, Sanhuamao stared at him closely, and saw that he had finished washing his long robe and started washing his own little clothes. She blinked and stared at him, and whispered: "It would be great if the swallow was here, and the swallow must have not left yet." The rain will find a place to hide from the rain, and we won't get caught in the rain."

"Give up some virtue! A Taoist went to play with a nun, what kind of expert are you pretending to be here with me?"

However, he couldn't say a word here, he could only hear the Taoist say to him:
"Officer, calm down.

Just a little priest.

It's not as simple as being unable to speak, unable to open your mouth, unable to eat or drink.

The three-flowered cat raised its paw and licked it: "But it doesn't matter if you don't eat other meat. If you don't eat mice, you will want to eat it. The meat you buy costs money, let's spend less money."

In the evening of that day, west of the city.

Li Daguan suddenly felt a little bad.

……

"A small Taoist in the district, who has learned a little bit of bluffing and deception, doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth, and dares to insult this immortal, so I have to meet him for a while."

"I need to do laundry."

Li Daguan didn't dare to say anything, just waited quietly.

"I live on the left side of the second floor of the Jingfu Inn, Room No. [-]. The spell will be unlocked every morning and noon for a moment, and it will recover after a moment. After thinking about it, you can come to me. Come looking for it You must bring a bowl of light wine and three silver coins."

The idol returned to its original state.

"It doesn't matter."

Li Daguan kept hemming and hawing.

"..."

"It should have been washed."

The boss who sells incense on the mountain?

"?"

The three-flowered cat ran two steps on the bed, jumped lightly, and jumped onto the window sill without making a sound, then grabbed the window and looked down.

As expected, the mouth recovered, and there was no abnormality in the recovery.

"Then you're not smart."

"it is good."

The Taoist man was still wearing the Taoist robe, and the three-colored cat was still following him, standing opposite the door of his house, staring at him, with no expression on his face.

If it was a big city like Yidu, there might still be drunks walking and yelling on the street at this time, and maybe the light boxes in the shops outside the door hadn't run out of candles, but in this small city, it was quiet and dark.

It can be seen from his expression that he is clearly waiting here specially for him.

The spring water is no longer iced.

……

But same as that boss!
The Sanhuamao didn't make a sound, and leaned out of the window again, staring quietly.

"I'm going out in the afternoon. You look sleepy. Do you want to sleep in your room? It's good to catch mice at night."

"My mouth..."

But I can't even open my mouth!
The two mouths were tightly closed, as if they were no longer my own. No matter how much I tried to open my mouth, it just didn't move at all, couldn't make any effort, and didn't listen to my own.

Stayed here until midnight.

But after waiting for a while after speaking, they saw the cigarettes curling up in front of them, and as usual, they all flew towards the statue of the Great Immortal Lingmin, but there was no response from the Immortal Lingmin.

I saw a short figure walking along the street.

Li Daguan was waiting on the spot. He thought that what Daxian Lingmin said "it's a small matter, don't worry" meant that he could solve it soon, but he waited and waited, and when he wanted to say something again, he found that I couldn't open my mouth anymore.

Could it be that Immortal Sensitive Forgot?

Li Daguan hurriedly lowered his head: "It is said to be the left guest room on the second floor of Jingfu Inn, Room No. [-]..."

For cats, it is still possible to see at such nights, and there is still a lot of movement in the night.

It's not that I can't speak--

"I don't know what an overseer is."

The voice was ethereal and majestic.

Or are you dissatisfied with your own performance and deliberately condemned?
In any case, if I had known earlier, I should have had a glass of water at least.

Now I just feel thirsty.

He turned around and went back home, quietly watched the Taoist walk away, waited for a while, and hurried out of the city.

The statue in front of him suddenly seemed to come alive and became more vivid. Looking at him with burning eyes, a voice came out of nowhere:
"Where does he live?"

Song You smiled and cupped his hands at him and said: "I just saw that the official has a monster aura this morning, and his luck is not good. I'm afraid it's because he has been with monsters and evil gods for a long time, and he has done too many bad things. If it goes on like this for a long time, the official may There is no turning back at all, so I am here to rescue the officials."

No matter how much money you have or how little money you have, as long as there is a place to buy fish and meat, there will be no shortage of money for Empress Sanhua to eat fish and meat.

After speaking, the Taoist left.

Sanhuamao didn't speak, just changed its position and lay down, yawned, and continued to stare at him.

The figure was less than half the height of a person, dressed in human clothes, chubby, and liked to stick to the foot of the wall when walking, shaking and walking, and even stopped to look around.

"Go to the teahouse and do some shopping."

Mr. Li had just had dinner, and his expression was exceptionally contented. He came out of the house, ready to have some fun, but just as he took a step, he saw an acquaintance.

At four o'clock, it was pitch black outside the window.

"Uuuuuuu..."

"I um..."

Daguan Li's eyes widened immediately, he hesitated, and suddenly he was speechless.

If ordinary Taoists, monks or old beggars stare at him like this, he will only feel that the other party wants to get some money from him, and he must say something like "I watch you".However, he had some unpleasantness with this Taoist just this morning, and now that this Taoist came to find him specially, it was hard to feel that it was a good thing.

Li Daguan immediately lighted incense and knelt down, bowed to the statue of the Great Immortal Lingmin, and told all about what happened to him today and the thing that the Taoist slandered the Immortal Lingmin as a monster, and asked the Immortal Lingmin to explain it to him Open the magic of the demon way.

Suddenly something is wrong.

Li Daguan was not sure, he was a little apprehensive and a little annoyed, he just put on a fierce look on his face, and strode over.

"Um..."

"Well?"

Sensitive Daxian is also very effective most of the time.

"What nonsense are you talking about? What monster?"

The three-flowered cat followed suit.

The hemp rope is also gradually full of clothes.

But he was also clever, and he went around a lot, stopping from time to time to see if anyone was following him, and only after he was sure, he walked to a hidden place on the east side of the city.

"Where are you going?"

wrong!How did he find himself?
Could it be a chance encounter?

"Mistress Sanhua will go with you."

"?"

"Alright."

Li Daguan was stunned again, never thinking that Sensitive Sensitive didn't untie it for him.

"There are many people in this world who can talk, but few people know how to shut up at the right time. This is really a kind of self-cultivation." Song You said to him, "If the officials can't keep their mouths shut, I'm willing to help."

"?"

"What does it look like?"

Li Daguan looked Song You up and down: "Hey! You Taoist priest who visits the kiln! What kind of expert are you pretending to be? You cheated money into the Sajia? Did you go to find out who the Sajia is? Hearing a few rumors makes me think It can be used to deceive your family officials, if you don't leave, you will be punished!"

"I am here to wait for the officials."

"Officials talk about accumulating virtue."

"The officials misunderstood."

"If you want to kill an official, I can easily do it, but rather than taking the life of an official, I hope that the official can change his past and become a good person from now on.

"It's a small matter, don't worry."

Li Daguan felt that with the magic power of the Great Immortal, it should be easy to undo the spell on himself.

"You look like an overseer."

"Why are you here?"

Song You stopped talking and concentrated on washing clothes.

I saw that short figure walked to the door of the inn, then stopped, and then looked up upstairs.Of course, Empress Sanhua used to be a god of catching mice, so it is impossible for a mouse to find her whereabouts.

There was a slight movement from below.

The little man was coming upstairs.

The three-flowered cat almost instinctively hid in the corner of the room in an instant, curled up to hide, and stared at the window with only one pair of eyes.

(End of this chapter)