Let you deliver food, you become the savior?
Chapter 310 Little Trick!
Chapter 310 Little Trick!
The female warrior's questioning voice filled the corridors and stairs.
"What the hell... you!"
Wang Yang patted the dog's head angrily.
Not to mention being exposed at a critical moment!
This fart belt is thin, it's like a stink bomb!
that smell...
Even Yun Zhenyue pinched her nose, and Xianyan glared at Master Ting like a fierce spirit.
Ting Ye was so scared that he trembled and almost returned to his hometown.
"Cough, forget it, write it down first."
Wang Yang touched Yun Zhenyue's arm and persuaded in a low voice.
"Yeah." Yun Zhenyue gritted her teeth: "If there is another time, I will peel the skin and eat dog meat hot pot!"
"call……"
Master Ting felt as if he had escaped a catastrophe, and muttered: "Xiao Yangzi, thank you."
at this time.
Upstairs, the female martial artist at the opposite door from Lu Ying felt the strange noise and became quiet, but there was no response, so she put on her slippers and decided to come down to have a look.
Wang Yang had already suppressed the real smell of shit and shit, and ambushed at the corner of the stairs.
With the sound of footsteps approaching.
"It stinks. Could it be that the bathroom pipe on the second floor is cracked?"
The female warrior muttered while turning into the stairs.
Haven't responded yet.
Just in time to see a shadow of a fist passing by, she felt a "bang" in her head, and she fell into a coma and lost consciousness...
It means that Wang Yang controlled the strength just right, otherwise, if he really confiscated his strength, his brain would be blown away with one punch!
Wang Yang carried her on his shoulders, and waved to Yun Zhenyue who was waiting below, "Come."
Yun Zhenyue, who was smoked with all kinds of meat and eight vegetables, couldn't wait to rush to the third floor.
Master Ting also raised his dog's paw to come up.
But she gave her a disgusted look, "You are watching the wind below, you are not allowed to follow, and besides, clean up that piece."
"I……"
Master Ting wants to cry but has no tears, I'm not a real dog, how can I clean it up!
Soon, Wang Yang and Yun Zhenyue came to Lu Ying's bedroom.
For the convenience of monitoring.
Lu Ying's door was open.
She was woken up by the movement just now, so she secretly narrowed her eyes and looked at the corridor outside.
"Pillow moon, Wang Yang."
Lu Ying opened her eyes wide and sat up happily, "Why are you here?"
Wang Yang put down the unconscious female warrior, and said with a smile: "If you promise to help you, you must do what you say. It is impossible to bring you back to the fire pit and leave it alone."
"Correct."
Yun Zhenyue came to the bedside and hugged Lu Ying, "Don't worry, with us here, the Lu family can't arrange your fate."
"Uh-huh!"
Lu Ying had a sore nose and moist eyes.
Today, after she was brought back to the family by her fifth uncle, she experienced the eccentricity of her elders and the cynicism of her cousins, but what really saddened her was the abuse from her biological parents.
No one cared about how Lu Ying was doing when he was wandering outside.
Only the young brother gave him a lollipop, which gave him a hint of warmth.
suddenly.
Lu Ying seemed to remember something, her face changed suddenly, she pushed Yun Zhenyue away and said: "You guys leave quickly, there are surveillance cameras on the way up and down the mountain, even if you avoid the guards, the Lu family will find out soon!"
"Don't worry, I avoided them all."
Wang Yang smiled indifferently, "I'm a half-immortal, what doesn't count?"
After hearing this, Lu Ying breathed a sigh of relief.
"This woman is specially guarding you, right?" Wang Yang pointed to the one on the ground.
"Well, she'll be in trouble when she wakes up, and if she disappears, I'll be in trouble too." Lu Ying was at a loss.
"Calm down."
Wang Yang said casually: "Look at me."
As the words fell, a roll of cloth seemed to appear out of thin air in his hand.
After spreading it out, there are all kinds of silver needles hanging inside.
Wang Yang pierced the female warrior with seven needles like flowers, and then rolled up a cloth strip to put it away, "These seven acupuncture points can keep her in a state of suspended animation, unless I wake up when the needles are withdrawn. "
"Then..." Lu Ying was about to say something hesitantly.
Yun Zhenyue smiled, "Sister Ying, I'll pretend to be her."
"what?"
Lu Ying was stunned.
Afterwards, she saw Yun Zhenyue caressing the female warrior's face for a moment, then stood up and stroked her own face.
When Yun Zhenyue put down her hand.
The appearance is exactly the same as that of the female warrior, there is no difference at all!
"Awesome, when you came up, you said you could fake the illusion of the real face, I thought it was a joke." Wang Yang was amazed, his eyes glanced back and forth between the female warrior and Yun Zhenyue, and even the mole at the corner of the eye imitated it vividly .
Immediately, he couldn't help asking, "Where's the sound?"
"Like it?" Yun Zhenyue said two words, and her voice was exactly the same as that of the female warrior's question at that time!
She looked at Wang Yang and Lu Ying with dull faces, "Illusion and onomatopoeia are just tricks, don't look at me like that, let's talk about business first."
How can the yang body of Emperor Underworld really be a vase?
There are so many means in the memory, but Wang Yang is carrying it, and is responsible for enjoying the happiness in the world, and there is no need to show it at ordinary times.
It took Yun Zhenyue a minute to change into the clothes of the female warrior.
"That...should I say it or not, although the appearance and voice are hard to tell, but..."
Wang Yang glanced at the female warrior, "There is a place that seems to be much more turbulent than yours. Tomorrow, when others see that it has shrunk, what do you say?"
Lu Ying: "..."
Cloud Pillow Moon: "..."
But this is indeed a problem!
Yun Zhenyue asked with a cold face: "It seems that you observe very carefully."
"Don't dare, I just do it out of rigorous consideration." Wang Yang smiled awkwardly.
"Humph."
Yun Zhenyue gave him a white look, raised her foot and kicked the unconscious female warrior under Lu Ying's bed, then took the toilet paper on the table, tore some, and turned her back to Wang Yang to bulge up the front cushion a lot.
She turned around and asked, "What now?"
"It's almost there. If you don't touch it, there should be no difference."
After Wang Yang finished his serious evaluation, he changed the subject and asked Lu Ying: "What will the Lu family do next?"
"The Ouyang family has been contacted."
Lu Ying bit her pale lips, "Tomorrow afternoon, Patriarch Ouyang will come over to discuss specific matters with my fiancé in name. The old man doesn't want to make any trouble, and plans to get married within three days..."
"It really doesn't take your feelings into consideration."
Wang Yang raised his chin, "Then let's have a serious fight."
"Tell me about your plan." Yun Zhenyue asked.
"Let me think."
Wang Yang closed his eyes and racked his brains to think.
Soon.
The corners of his mouth were grinning, and a wicked smile floated up.
Yun Zhenyue curled her lips, "I feel like I thought of some bad move."
Anyone who is not stupid knows that Wang Yang's expression is definitely a sign of the advent of Sao operation!
"Can your magic face and onomatopoeia skills be used on others?" Wang Yang looked sideways at Yun Zhenyue, "For example me."
"can."
Yun Zhenyue nodded, "However, once the breathing method is used to condense the inner strength into the body, it will be automatically broken."
"Wonderful!"
Wang Yang snapped his fingers, his eyes filled with anticipation, "This way... I will pretend to be Lu Ying, and Lu Ying, you will pretend to be the female warrior guarding the courtyard. At the critical moment, I will directly stage a public sex change. A big surprise for the Lu family and the Ouyang family!!!"
(End of this chapter)
The female warrior's questioning voice filled the corridors and stairs.
"What the hell... you!"
Wang Yang patted the dog's head angrily.
Not to mention being exposed at a critical moment!
This fart belt is thin, it's like a stink bomb!
that smell...
Even Yun Zhenyue pinched her nose, and Xianyan glared at Master Ting like a fierce spirit.
Ting Ye was so scared that he trembled and almost returned to his hometown.
"Cough, forget it, write it down first."
Wang Yang touched Yun Zhenyue's arm and persuaded in a low voice.
"Yeah." Yun Zhenyue gritted her teeth: "If there is another time, I will peel the skin and eat dog meat hot pot!"
"call……"
Master Ting felt as if he had escaped a catastrophe, and muttered: "Xiao Yangzi, thank you."
at this time.
Upstairs, the female martial artist at the opposite door from Lu Ying felt the strange noise and became quiet, but there was no response, so she put on her slippers and decided to come down to have a look.
Wang Yang had already suppressed the real smell of shit and shit, and ambushed at the corner of the stairs.
With the sound of footsteps approaching.
"It stinks. Could it be that the bathroom pipe on the second floor is cracked?"
The female warrior muttered while turning into the stairs.
Haven't responded yet.
Just in time to see a shadow of a fist passing by, she felt a "bang" in her head, and she fell into a coma and lost consciousness...
It means that Wang Yang controlled the strength just right, otherwise, if he really confiscated his strength, his brain would be blown away with one punch!
Wang Yang carried her on his shoulders, and waved to Yun Zhenyue who was waiting below, "Come."
Yun Zhenyue, who was smoked with all kinds of meat and eight vegetables, couldn't wait to rush to the third floor.
Master Ting also raised his dog's paw to come up.
But she gave her a disgusted look, "You are watching the wind below, you are not allowed to follow, and besides, clean up that piece."
"I……"
Master Ting wants to cry but has no tears, I'm not a real dog, how can I clean it up!
Soon, Wang Yang and Yun Zhenyue came to Lu Ying's bedroom.
For the convenience of monitoring.
Lu Ying's door was open.
She was woken up by the movement just now, so she secretly narrowed her eyes and looked at the corridor outside.
"Pillow moon, Wang Yang."
Lu Ying opened her eyes wide and sat up happily, "Why are you here?"
Wang Yang put down the unconscious female warrior, and said with a smile: "If you promise to help you, you must do what you say. It is impossible to bring you back to the fire pit and leave it alone."
"Correct."
Yun Zhenyue came to the bedside and hugged Lu Ying, "Don't worry, with us here, the Lu family can't arrange your fate."
"Uh-huh!"
Lu Ying had a sore nose and moist eyes.
Today, after she was brought back to the family by her fifth uncle, she experienced the eccentricity of her elders and the cynicism of her cousins, but what really saddened her was the abuse from her biological parents.
No one cared about how Lu Ying was doing when he was wandering outside.
Only the young brother gave him a lollipop, which gave him a hint of warmth.
suddenly.
Lu Ying seemed to remember something, her face changed suddenly, she pushed Yun Zhenyue away and said: "You guys leave quickly, there are surveillance cameras on the way up and down the mountain, even if you avoid the guards, the Lu family will find out soon!"
"Don't worry, I avoided them all."
Wang Yang smiled indifferently, "I'm a half-immortal, what doesn't count?"
After hearing this, Lu Ying breathed a sigh of relief.
"This woman is specially guarding you, right?" Wang Yang pointed to the one on the ground.
"Well, she'll be in trouble when she wakes up, and if she disappears, I'll be in trouble too." Lu Ying was at a loss.
"Calm down."
Wang Yang said casually: "Look at me."
As the words fell, a roll of cloth seemed to appear out of thin air in his hand.
After spreading it out, there are all kinds of silver needles hanging inside.
Wang Yang pierced the female warrior with seven needles like flowers, and then rolled up a cloth strip to put it away, "These seven acupuncture points can keep her in a state of suspended animation, unless I wake up when the needles are withdrawn. "
"Then..." Lu Ying was about to say something hesitantly.
Yun Zhenyue smiled, "Sister Ying, I'll pretend to be her."
"what?"
Lu Ying was stunned.
Afterwards, she saw Yun Zhenyue caressing the female warrior's face for a moment, then stood up and stroked her own face.
When Yun Zhenyue put down her hand.
The appearance is exactly the same as that of the female warrior, there is no difference at all!
"Awesome, when you came up, you said you could fake the illusion of the real face, I thought it was a joke." Wang Yang was amazed, his eyes glanced back and forth between the female warrior and Yun Zhenyue, and even the mole at the corner of the eye imitated it vividly .
Immediately, he couldn't help asking, "Where's the sound?"
"Like it?" Yun Zhenyue said two words, and her voice was exactly the same as that of the female warrior's question at that time!
She looked at Wang Yang and Lu Ying with dull faces, "Illusion and onomatopoeia are just tricks, don't look at me like that, let's talk about business first."
How can the yang body of Emperor Underworld really be a vase?
There are so many means in the memory, but Wang Yang is carrying it, and is responsible for enjoying the happiness in the world, and there is no need to show it at ordinary times.
It took Yun Zhenyue a minute to change into the clothes of the female warrior.
"That...should I say it or not, although the appearance and voice are hard to tell, but..."
Wang Yang glanced at the female warrior, "There is a place that seems to be much more turbulent than yours. Tomorrow, when others see that it has shrunk, what do you say?"
Lu Ying: "..."
Cloud Pillow Moon: "..."
But this is indeed a problem!
Yun Zhenyue asked with a cold face: "It seems that you observe very carefully."
"Don't dare, I just do it out of rigorous consideration." Wang Yang smiled awkwardly.
"Humph."
Yun Zhenyue gave him a white look, raised her foot and kicked the unconscious female warrior under Lu Ying's bed, then took the toilet paper on the table, tore some, and turned her back to Wang Yang to bulge up the front cushion a lot.
She turned around and asked, "What now?"
"It's almost there. If you don't touch it, there should be no difference."
After Wang Yang finished his serious evaluation, he changed the subject and asked Lu Ying: "What will the Lu family do next?"
"The Ouyang family has been contacted."
Lu Ying bit her pale lips, "Tomorrow afternoon, Patriarch Ouyang will come over to discuss specific matters with my fiancé in name. The old man doesn't want to make any trouble, and plans to get married within three days..."
"It really doesn't take your feelings into consideration."
Wang Yang raised his chin, "Then let's have a serious fight."
"Tell me about your plan." Yun Zhenyue asked.
"Let me think."
Wang Yang closed his eyes and racked his brains to think.
Soon.
The corners of his mouth were grinning, and a wicked smile floated up.
Yun Zhenyue curled her lips, "I feel like I thought of some bad move."
Anyone who is not stupid knows that Wang Yang's expression is definitely a sign of the advent of Sao operation!
"Can your magic face and onomatopoeia skills be used on others?" Wang Yang looked sideways at Yun Zhenyue, "For example me."
"can."
Yun Zhenyue nodded, "However, once the breathing method is used to condense the inner strength into the body, it will be automatically broken."
"Wonderful!"
Wang Yang snapped his fingers, his eyes filled with anticipation, "This way... I will pretend to be Lu Ying, and Lu Ying, you will pretend to be the female warrior guarding the courtyard. At the critical moment, I will directly stage a public sex change. A big surprise for the Lu family and the Ouyang family!!!"
(End of this chapter)
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