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Chapter 471 His Majesty the Bard of Huaxia Cinema

Chapter 471 His Majesty the Emperor of Huaxia Movies—His Excellency the Bard

On June 2005, 6, "The Promise" and "Embroidered Spring Knife" came to an end a week later, and the media said: "The sixth generation of directors shines with swords and the fifth generation of directors, the old and new eras of Chinese films collide."

As expected, Han Qiao was defeated. According to the national movie theater box office statistics of the week, the total national box office of Wuji in the past week: 3600 million, and the total national box office of Xiuchundao: 1800 million.

not difficult to see.

Xiuchun Dao was crushed by Wuji, and the successor was weak. At the same time, the reputation of the two movies can also be seen.

Wuji dominates the mainstream media, the representative of authority, and the eyes of elite culture. Wuji is the masterpiece of bards surpassing Farewell My Concubine.

Xiuchun Dao is full of boring, vulgar, bloody violence, a "disrespectful movie."

The dark tide is raging.

At the Wuji celebration banquet, reporters gathered, Han Qiao angrily yelled at the bard, saying, "Wuji, you're so boring."

To challenge "authority", the first shot was fired, followed by the second shot.

6 month 13 day.

The Southern Metropolis Daily published the latest report: "On the second weekend of June, the most popular market for Huaxia Films in the past three years, Promise and Xiuchundao, the leaders of the fifth and sixth generation directors, the peak duel , which greatly stimulated the movie-watching craze of the general public..."

"While the box office is rising steadily, the difference between the two films is also worrying. Where is the way for Huaxia Film?"

"The Promise, directed by The Bard, uses many metaphors to express fate and love with its grand epic world and unique narrative techniques. We must admit that this is a beautiful movie with beautiful pictures, beautiful love, and beautiful costumes. With its luxurious lineup and production, Promise Movie deserves the praise of film critics and experts: "The perfect Chinese movie. "

"but."

"We also have to admit that Wuji is a carnival for the elite. The emperor, the duke, the general of light, the emperor's favorite woman, the love and hatred in the clouds, fate, and the ants in the ground can only be looked up."

"Many audiences can't understand Wuji. It's not surprising. Wuji is not a movie for audiences from the beginning to the end. There are many similarities between Wuji and Shakespeare's "Macbeth". The metaphors in the movie are completely western operas. To this day, in China, how many people have seen opera? How many people have heard opera?"

"This is the triumph of Wuji, but also the sorrow."

"Director Han Qiao's Xiuchundao is also a rare masterpiece. If Wuji is an "elite movie", then Xiuchundao is a complete "grassroots carnival".

"A civil servant at the bottom, with an old mother and a few brothers in his family, and the woman he likes is a prostitute. He saves up money to redeem him, drifts with the crowd, and lets himself be manipulated."

"Han Qiao was born in the grassroots, and his movies all have a smell of mud. He is on an embarrassing journey, an unknown person. This time, Xiuchun Dao is the same."

"very lucky."

"Han Qiao has grown up. He has jumped out of the relationship between people and focused on the tide of the times. People's lives are involuntary."

"I'm glad."

"This movie has no preaching meaning, so we can easily escape from the busy life for a short time without thinking, and enjoy a love-hate relationship in the last years of the Ming Dynasty."

"Unfortunately."

"Grassroots movies will never be accepted by the elite. They don't understand why someone would risk their life for money, and they don't understand why a prostitute would risk his life to save him. They don't understand, how can a person So disrespectful."

"It's indecent."

"It's not decent to fight, but it's even more dishonorable to use teeth, nails, and blood."

"Dirty white clothes."

"The elite are the minority, the grassroots are the majority, and the grassroots of the majority can only be forced to accept the aesthetics of the few elites."

"so."

"Don't say you don't understand Wuji, maybe, it's time to reflect on why you are not a general of light, not an emperor, not a god, but just a soldier who puts down his gun and raises it again, a soldier who has no choice."

Southern Metropolis Daily: Zhang Heng.

This report received a strong response, because it was the first provincial newspaper to publish news not to praise "The Promise", but to analyze the quality of the two films from an objective perspective.

Or rather.

Euphemistically pointed out: "The Promise is an elite movie, and his appreciation threshold is simply not something that ordinary people can cross."

after all.

In the entire Chinese-language movie, bards say that they are second, and no one dares to say that they are first.

When Zhang Heng wrote the article, he didn't dare to use many words of criticism, and even more so, he didn't dare to mention a word about the words of criticism of bards.

The failure of the Promise film is not the problem of the bard, but the problem of the audience.

Are you saying you don't understand Promise?
Why don't you think about it, why are you not an "elite", the movies that the Romans watched, you are a cowherd boy in the countryside, why are you joining in the fun!

Zhang Heng wrote the manuscript all night and sent the manuscript to the editor-in-chief. He didn't go to work and fell asleep.

At noon, he was awakened by a phone call in a daze. He was short-sighted. After a long while, he saw the caller clearly and his throat was hoarse: "Editor Zheng, what's wrong?"

"Old Zhang, don't go to sleep. The Wuji show has called and asked you to withdraw the newspaper that slandered Wuji and publish an apology."

"What?" Zhang Heng was a little confused: "Apologize, what are you apologizing for?"

On the phone, Editor-in-Chief Zheng raised his voice and said concisely: "The bard is suing you!"

"What."

"What the hell." Zhang Heng's confused mind instantly sobered up, a sense of humiliation, he sat up straight, and said angrily, "Editor Zheng, you have reviewed the manuscript. We all know that a critic He doesn't have the words of a bard, withdraw, why withdraw."

"I have to apologize!"

"What did I write, I scolded him, why should I apologize." Zhang Heng was full of anger: "I am a reporter, the reporter's pen, when did I feel so unfree!"

"He bard is the emperor! He can only brag, not criticize."

"Damn it, I haven't criticized him yet." Zhang Heng was convinced: "Can I have a more relaxed creative environment? I've been working so hard all day, and I just hope to write some manuscripts to make some money. Either report it or withdraw it. , Damn, I have to apologize now..."

"Old Zhang, calm down." Editor Zheng persuaded: "It's not that your reporter's license has been revoked. We don't want to write such words, because there are legal risks. Well, Xie Wanyi, it's not clear to you that you have resigned from the newspaper. .”

"Get ready." Editor-in-Chief Zheng said, "The manuscript will be withdrawn. Don't think too much about it. Just publish an apology statement. If you are in trouble, we can find a smaller newspaper."

"He's a big director, a big celebrity, we tabloids, small reporters, should be frightened, apologise, and don't cause trouble."

silence.

After a long time, on the phone, Zhang Heng said tiredly, "Okay, I apologize."

"However." Zhang Heng buttoned his hair, angry and aggrieved: "I want the biggest reward!"

2005 6 Month 14 Day.

The Southern Metropolis Daily published a statement of apology in a relatively prominent position: "I, Zhang Heng, published a report on Wuji on June 2005, 6. In the report, many parts that have not been repaired are quite inappropriate. In the Here, I would like to express my most sincere apologies to the respected director of the bard, director of the bard, your Wuji is really a masterpiece, and you yourself are the best film director in the Chinese film circle, Your works, like meteors, ignite my dry heart."

"Bard director, you are truly a well-deserved master in the Chinese film industry. Forgive me for being blind and unable to appreciate the beauty of Wuji!"

funny.

So funny, if life were a black and white Chaplin movie.

That moment.

Enough to conceive the gods, the newspapers were issued, and it was almost clear what was going on, all of them had subtle expressions.

Then, absurdity arose in my heart: "Bard, what on earth is he going to do!"

"Is he a god?"

Before Promise was released.

He coerced Zhang Wanyi, a reporter from Southern Entertainment Weekly, to resign. During Wuji's publicity, a little girl asked: "If the movie is not as successful as you expected", the bard was furious, regardless of the occasion or identity, and angrily reprimanded: "Your question is very unfriendly."

She was even more resolute and wanted to "send a lawyer's letter". The scared little girl knelt down and apologized on the spot.

afterwards.

The little girl squatted in front of the press conference venue alone, crying with her head in her arms, helpless and pitiful.

just now.

The Southern Metropolis Daily published Wuji's objective comments, but they didn't say anything good.

Promise officials actually called the newspaper to demand an apology...

Is it.

The majesty of God cannot be criticized by anyone!
this moment.

Even staunch bard supporters dare not say: "The bard is right."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Nice job!"

When Han Qiao saw the news, he burst out laughing, God is pitiful, Xie Wanyi and the little reporter are his black hands.

but.

Southern Metropolis Daily, really not, Lao Chen's personality is like this, he can't accept any criticism at all, and he even shows such domineering that he doesn't allow others to say bad about him.

It's a double-edged sword.

usually.

No one dared to touch the sharp edge of the sword, but the negative emotions of word-of-mouth and word-of-mouth became more and more intense, and they couldn't be sealed at all!

At this moment.

The bard is still immersed in the glorious glory of Wuji, and he still thinks that Wuji will make him a god.

Too stupid!
Han Qiao felt so happy!

He immediately called: "Naive, how are you getting ready?"

on the phone.

The wind was strong, tearing up Yang Tianzhen's voice intermittently, Yang Tianzhen said: "Brother Han, I've arrived at Tianchi now and met the leaders of the local environmental protection unit. They were very angry and agreed to sue the bard and make a film to destroy nature." environment, and to pursue losses.”

"Okay." Han Qiao nodded: "Naive, we must make it bigger. The reporters from Hunan Satellite TV and Liao Province Satellite TV have all gone. Remember, we are not condemning Master Chen, we are promoting environmental protection."

"clearly."

Hang up the phone, Promise is a well-deserved blockbuster in every way.

although.

It is indeed not good-looking, but its box office has truly created a new record for Chinese-language films.

There are many reasons.

Most importantly, The Promise was originally controlled by China Film Group, and with China Film's theater channels guaranteeing the bottom line, the movie sold well at the box office.

this time.

Promise does not have China Film's guarantee, and its combat effectiveness is greatly reduced. However, Xiuchun Dao has no big scenes, no big stars, and is a very ordinary commercial movie.

Want to beat "The Promise".

Certainly not by movies, by what?Relying on the dirty tricks.

Hanqiao's plan is very simple: 1. To ruin the bard's reputation. This is almost the same, but the steamed bun is the fatal blow.

2. Criticizing bards for making movies and destroying the local natural environment through authoritative TV channels. This kind of irresponsible film behavior is not an example for a film master at all.

3. Farewell My Concubine is a masterpiece made by a bard, and this movie, the bard's father, controls it behind the scenes, or in other words, this movie was shot by the bard's father, just for the sake of his son's future , false hand to the bard.

4. Black material.

of course.

These are not killer moves, real killer moves, blockade at the capital level, simply put: "Whoever dares to find a bard to make a movie, he, Han Qiao, let him know what is the iron fist of social attention, blockade of theaters, Movies collide."

Whoever has the courage to try it!
Thinking about it, Han Qiao leaned back with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Jie Jie!"

In a few minutes.

Han Qiao choked on the saliva in his throat, coughed twice, gasped heavily, and complained: "Who the hell said that the villain should laugh like this, so he won't choke to death."

French windows.

In the office, the sun was shining everywhere, and Han Qiao browsed Douban, the video commentary module.

Pangu Network.

In May, "Pangu Video" was launched, which is the first online video player in China.

but.

The website is being tested. In the past few days, Douban.com's "Video Clip" template will be connected to "Pangu Video."

page style.

Very Bilibili style, mainly spoof movies, Han Qiao clicked to pay attention: "Hu Ge".

Lao Hu is weak!

What about steamed buns?What about steamed buns!
What the hell, you published it. Without your steamed buns, I have no bullets in my gun!
Han Qiao complained,

Hu Ge's "a murder caused by a steamed bun" completely put the bard on the pillar of shame.

not.

The reason for the movie, however, is that the bard threatened Hu Ge, threatening him to sue him, and publicly said: "A person cannot be so bad."

Hu Ge can only apologize!

He apologized, the netizens quit, I spent money to watch the movie, and I felt uncomfortable watching it, so I can't criticize it anymore.

Who is used to...

So arrogant!

The bard saw online violence for the first time, which caused him to be unable to escape for a long time.

this time.

Han Qiao sneered at the corner of his mouth. With his help, the bard wanted to escape easily.

wishful thinking.

Thinking about it, Han Qiao couldn't help it, and sent a message to Hu Ge: "Hello, Hu Dashen, I'm your fan, your work Nameless Sadness, I watched it hundreds of times, it's great, Wuji was released recently, Hu Ge God, don't you have any ideas?"

"I look forward to seeing your masterpiece Hu Dashen! Love..."

did not expect.

Hu Ge was online and replied to the message: "Thank you, thank you, I'm honored that you like it, brother, it's not that I don't make videos, I dare not, the bard is too domineering, if I make videos, I will be finished."

"Speaking of which, many netizens asked me to do it, which is a pity."

shit.

You dare not, no, you must dare!

Han Qiao quit immediately: "Master Hu, I never thought that you would give in to authority. Could it be that you just watched those people talking nonsense, and you just watched the netizens suffer abuse!"

"What about your fairness?"

"What about your justice?"

Like the Zaan lunatic, Han Qiao said angrily: "Hu Ge, you are not worthy of being Hu Dashen, I will make a video of your chat history and post it on the Internet, so that netizens can see it!"

Hu Ge: "... Brother, don't make trouble."

Just do it.

Han Qiao made a small video, posted it on Douban.com, uploaded it for himself, and it was instantly trending.

Netizens swarmed: "God Hu, why are you! We support you!"

"Hu Ge is the god in my heart. His nameless sorrow opened the way for me to make videos. God Hu, I support you!"

"The bard is alone, but we have tens of thousands of people. God Hu, I support you!"

Han Qiao simply asked Douban to make a large banner: "Master Hu, we support you!"

Seeing the video comments all over the screen, Han Qiao was very relieved: "Hu Ge, Hu Ge, you dare not, this oil, I will fill it up for you!"

"Han Qiao gave you the courage!"

(End of this chapter)

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