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Chapter 566 North American film prehistoric Han Qiao: Oh no, I'm Korean now

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"In 1941, the Sakura government planned a surprise attack on the base of the Pacific Fleet, and the flag of the Pacific Fleet was paraded around the world."

"In 2007, Chinese director Han Qiao's science fiction film "Inception" landed on the beach and bombed North America..."

"Hollywood Frontline News" July 2007 special issue.

"New York Times": "Huaxia director Han Qiao's sci-fi film "Inception" is a fantasy of a typical ancient oriental country."

"Variety": "He is a horror film genius and a science fiction film master."

The Washington Post: "Paramount missed out on the greatest sci-fi movie of the 21st century."

America, or in other words: North America.

All the directors and audience, throughout July, were immersed in a dream created by a Chinese director...

"Inception"!
Hollywood's most authoritative newspaper "Hollywood Frontline News", because of this movie, has unprecedentedly launched a special news issue, covering the entire page with one piece of news!
The arrogant Hollywood reporter, in the press, was caustic and frightened.

They remembered the nightmare they had: "Sakura Country's sneak attack on Pearl Harbor."

Great America, the most serious trauma in the history of the founding of the country!
And now.

Acrimonious media people think that Huaxia director Han's film "Inception" has an impact on the North American film industry, which is a "sneak attack on Pearl Harbor".

Hollywood, the film capital of the world, is the first time to focus on China, the ancient oriental country, a place where freedom is strangled, and great directors can also be born there!
The New York Times, the newspaper with the largest circulation in North America, claims that one out of five Americans subscribes.

In the newspaper, the entire article was published by the film critic James Hawke: ""Inception" is a great work, yes, it is great, I have no doubt that it will be Cameron's work, Maybe Nolan, maybe the Wachowski brothers..."

"They are all the best directors in the history of Hollywood. They understand Hollywood and America. They are witnesses to the greatness of America."

"Unfortunately."

"This is the work of a Chinese director, Han Qiao, who has an awkward surname and a crappy first name. He was born in China and made a purely American movie. How can he not be suspicious?"

"Yes, the answer is correct. "Inception" is the greatness of America and the greatness of American movies. God used Han to give his people the darling of movies."

"Han is God's chosen messenger, praise God, praise the great America."

Shameless!
When Han Qiao saw the news, unlike the anger of the people around him, he was very calm.

Very normal.

"Inception" is a typical Hollywood science fiction movie.

result.

He was made by a Chinese director, and the arrogant Hollywood, which is the center of the American world, will definitely not accept it!
and so.

It is reasonable to say that Han Qiao is just a believer of God. To put it bluntly, Han Qiao is just a lucky guy who got God's favor by luck.

Han Qiao was very calm.

The people around me were pissed off.

The first one who couldn't sit still was Zhang Yimou, pointing at the newspaper, laughing angrily, and said angrily: "It's a big joke, we are Chinese people, descendants of the dragon, God is a fart."

"These Americans really look down on others, Han Qiao, this time I'm really proud!"

Raise your eyebrows!

For the first time, Chinese films were popular in North America, with frequent box office successes.

It has reversed foreigners’ stereotyped impressions of China, and many people suddenly realized it.

original.

In the ancient and backward China, they also have advanced technology, their spiritual life is equally rich, and they also have wonderful movies.

Han Bridge.

He became the first Chinese director in China who is truly famous in the world.

This kind of fame.

Unlike Zhang Yimou, Zhang Yimou's international reputation cannot be separated from his Chinese cultural factors.

He can't be said to be a world-renowned director, but Huaxia is a relatively famous Chinese director in the world.

Hanqiao is different.

His movies cannot be seen as Chinese movies, or rather, his works can be produced in the UK, the United States, or anywhere in the world.

The cultures and customs of all countries in the world are compatible with his films.

and so.

His films, in all regions of the world, will not have cultural conflicts.

therefore.

He is a world-class director in China, not just a world-renowned director in China.

Hollywood.

Not fancy at all, it's also a dirty, dark, fame-seeking entertainment game.

"Inception" landed in North America.

Unrivaled posture, the box office on the first day, the sword beat "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix".

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

It's not an ordinary movie, the world-class big IP, the word-of-mouth and box office of the previous work, all can stand the test of the market.

pity.

On the first day of release, "Inception" hit the box office and the box office surged in the morning.

in the afternoon.

The box office was cut in half, and it collapsed in a mess. At night, "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" film director David Yess complained on Twitter: "Potter may not have imagined that his magic lost to a bug."

The second day of the show.

The movie "Rush Hour 8", which was originally planned to be released on August 3, has been postponed.

"Rush Hour" is a masterpiece of Hollywood word-of-mouth. The Chinese actor Jackie Chan in it was interviewed by reporters, saying that Han Qiao is an excellent director in China.

His movie was released in North America, and as a compatriot, he withdrew from the schedule, hoping that "Inception" would be a hit.

"Rush Hour 3" introduces Jackie Chan as spokesperson, so be careful.

to be honest.

I just saw that Jackie Chan and Han Qiao are both Chinese, and I got a wave of popularity by the way.

Corpses are everywhere.

It's a bit funny. Some time ago, American movies were rampant in China, and Chinese filmmakers complained, calling out: "The wolf is coming."

never thought.

Han Qiao's movie "Inception" is rampant in North America, and North American movie corpses are everywhere. North American film critics said: "There was a cherry blossom bombing of Pearl Harbor before, and now Han Qiao is bombing North America."

The only thing that can compete is the North American super masterpiece "Transformers".

That's right.

"Transformers" slaughtered the North American box office and bombarded the box office with a total of 2.7 million US dollars.

just now.

It also dominated the North American box office in 2007, with a slender attitude.

North American film critics want to save face. They originally attacked "Transformers" but immediately reversed it and praised it overwhelmingly. They called on the audience to go to the cinema and appreciate "the romance of men."

"Transformers" director Michael Bay, late at night, uploaded pictures on Twitter.

A starry sky with the text: "Transformers are the brightest stars in the night sky."

Uploaded the next day.

In Michael Bay's sleep, the phone rang as if to remind him of his death. He pushed away the girl's long legs stretching across his waist, and said angrily, "Damn it, Daqing..."

"Michael, this is Steven."

Michael Bay suddenly woke up: "Good morning, Sir."

"Michael, you can take down the news on your Twitter. The box office of "Inception" knocked down "Transformers" yesterday."

"Han Qiao." Steven Spielberg said: "A very interesting young man. I used to think Noonan was the successor of science fiction movies, but now I think Han Qiao will have a good performance."

"The successor to science fiction."

Michael Bay looked stunned.

Nolan is the most promising young filmmaker in Hollywood, and it is almost a consensus in Hollywood.

just now.

China's Han Qiao, he succeeds Nolan and shines in Hollywood.

"Sir, I have never doubted your vision, but does Han Qiao really have such ability?"

"Don't underestimate him. From his movies, I see the shadow of Nolan, Cameron, Zhang Yimou, and Han Qiao. He is a brilliant plagiarist."

"Plagiarism?"

"Prometheus stole fire, and he is also a plagiarist. Michael, don't underestimate a skilled plagiarist. He will easily defeat you in the field where you are good at it."

The phone hangs up.

Michael Bay quietly retracted the tweet.

Open Rotten Tomatoes.

In just a few days, the movie "Inception" scored 9.8 on Rotten Tomatoes, with a freshness rating of 97%.

see this.

Michael Bay looked serious. If it continues, the movie "Inception" is very likely to be shortlisted for the top ten North American movies!

Then.

He clasped his hands together and prayed: "God, Inception must never surpass Transformers at the box office."

In 2007, the North American box office champion...

Michael Bay doesn’t want to lose!

………………

"Han."

"Congratulations, you have created a miracle!"

7 month 24 day.

The box office of the "Inception" movie in North America exceeded 1.5 million US dollars, firmly ascending to the top of the box office in July.

If nothing unexpected happens.

Movie theaters in North America in August are also dominated by "Inception".

at the same time.

"Inception" has set off a huge wave of science fiction movies around the world. It has an unrivaled appearance and has topped the box office in major regions around the world.

Japan, South Korea, Britain...

They are all shrouded in a dream net woven by a Chinese.

The visitor was Kevin, an old friend of Warner International, followed by a hot blonde secretary.

"Han, I brought some bottles of good wine, you will like it!"

"Sure, Kevin, come on up!"

That's right!

From the first day of the release of "Inception", Han Qiao has contracted a large cruise ship with a lot of money.

He named it: "Inception!"

This cruise ship is the real steel overlord at sea, with a deadweight tonnage of 56748 tons and a capacity to hold 90 barrels of crude oil.

Its length is 317 meters, its width is 47 meters, and its draft is 17 meters.

The cruise ship is painted in bright Chinese red.

on this cruise ship.

It was full of "Inception" crew members, interns, and Han Qiao's friends.

of course.

Feng Xiaogang and Zhang Yimou were both there, but Brother Chen Kai was not there. Brother Kaizi disappeared without a word after the premiere, and his wife Chen Hong didn't even want her anymore.

Han Qiao wanted to take Chen Hong with him, but unfortunately, Mrs. Chen refused!

of course.

Han Qiao tried Mrs. Chen, it tasted very good, and gave her "Taitai Le Chicken Essence."

This cruise ship.

Starting from the east coast of Los Angeles, following the coastline of the United States, the destination is London, England!
Hanqiao is preparing to hold a celebration banquet in London, England!

seriously.

Han Bridge feat.

Feng Xiaogang was dumbfounded. Back then he contracted a train and named it "A World Without Thieves."

Drive all the way from the north to Hong Kong.

At that time, the domestic media said that he was high-profile and arrogant.

He himself thinks so, being high-spirited, drinking and having fun are the happiest things in his life.

Witness the feat of Han Qiao.

The little steel cannon was dumbfounded.

His own layout is still too small.

The train is a fart, all the big cruise ships are here, and they are not jumping in the country.

People are jumping all over the world!
They all jumped from Los Angeles, USA to London, England. To be honest, Feng Xiaogang sometimes thought: "If the cruise ship sinks, this incident will be called a legend."

Far away.

Hanqiao slut takes over a cruise ship to have a party!
He did not pay attention to domestic news.

The American News praised him.

Capitalism is good, this kind of extravagant life, capitalism is a child's play.

Kevin boards.

He is going to London to witness the greatness of "Inception"!

on a cruise ship.

Li Xiaoran, the president of Pangu Pictures, prepared delicious food.

Kevin accompanied Han Qiao and expressed his thoughts: "Han, Warner is going to invite Cameron, Spielberg, Nolan, and you to hold a science fiction film summit in London!"

"That's a good idea."

really not bad!
In Huashan Discussion of Swords, no one would really think that a few people just went to fight.

of course not.

From then on, there are four martial arts myths in the Jianghu: Southern Emperor, Northern Beggar, Eastern Evil, and Western Du.

to be honest.

This is Jianghu's "Mount Tai seals the cicada!"

just now.

Warner paid a bloody price to invite film legends Cameron and Spielberg to come.

And Nolan, Han Qiao.

They are just taking advantage of the halo of the two seniors, but it is foreseeable that after this time.

Nolan and Han Qiao will both be legends in the world of film and television!

Brag.

When I was discussing movies with Cameron and Spielberg, you, you, you, and you...

They're all just wild kids playing in the mud!

Can be imagined.

domestic.Han Qiao basically beat all the directors.

Abroad, Han Qiao does not say that he can hang all of them, but he can hang 99.999% of them without any problem.

"Kevin, did Warner pay a lot this time?" Han Qiao was curious.

"Han, I believe you will be a legend. Warner invests in a movie legend. It will be worth any price!"

"Kevin, I like you." Han Qiao said with a smile: "That damn fat guy from Paramount drove his car on the coastline road all night long, trying to get on this cruise ship."

"I told him his ticket had expired."

"Kevin, let me say now that Warner's ticket will never expire."

"of course."

The two glasses of wine clinked together, and Kevin said, "Warner will be Pangu Pictures' most sincere friend."

The cruise ship went all the way east, across the entire Pacific Ocean.

Good news spreads frequently.

It's February 8th.

The North American box office of "Inception" broke through 2.7 million US dollars, officially boarded the 2007 North American box office champion.

Simultaneously.

The total global box office of "Inception" exceeded 25 billion US dollars, and it currently ranks 17th in the history of North American film and television.

The reputation of "Inception" has been recognized by movie fans around the world.

Rotten Tomatoes launched the ranking of global sci-fi movies, and "Inception" ranked 5th.

front.

They are all classics of world science fiction movies, such as: "The Matrix", "Jurassic Park", and "Star Wars".

domestic.

The domestic situation is a bit ridiculous.

"Transformers" was released a few days earlier than "Inception".

then.

The box office of "Transformers" showed a blowout, and the domestic audience was dumbfounded.

shit.

Movies can still be made like this!
So cool!
Robots and cars can transform, which is completely different from domestic movies.

Domestic film critics ridiculed it: "A popcorn movie."

That's right.

"Popcorn movie", the core of the movie is cool, and everything else is false.

Critics despised it.

The audience buys it!
The box office has been unrivaled, sweeping the mainland movies, and not a single movie can resist it.

Seeing so.

Domestic filmmakers were mixed with joy and sorrow, and laughed painfully: "Isn't Han Qiao very crazy? Let me see if he loses this time!"

"Although I am miserable, when I think about Han Qiao being as miserable as me, I feel that it is not so miserable. I really want to laugh. Han Qiao, you have today too!"

"Han Qiao, Han Qiao, you're not saying that the box office is not good and that they are all rubbish movies. I want to see if you admit that your movies are rubbish. Transformers is so powerful that you can't even beat them!"

Very mixed emotions.

Foreign blockbusters are rampant, and the rabbit dies and the fox is sad, and I feel very uncomfortable.

but.

When they thought that Han Qiao was also going to die, they felt such joy from the heart that they couldn't help crying with joy!

result.

"Inception" is released!

The country is dumbfounded, what the hell...

Han Qiao's movies are completely different from domestic movies!

Is Han Qiao a domestic director or an American director?
Really satisfied!
"Inception" is also very enjoyable, compared with "Transformers".

"Transformers" is a great summer, when a pot of cold water is poured on the spirit cover, it is so refreshing.

"Inception" is just a piece of candy. This candy is beautifully packaged and looks delicious.

When you peel off the candy wrapper, it turns out there is still one more layer.

Keep peeling!
There is one more layer.

Keep peeling!
In the end, you don't even care if you can eat this candy, because the process of peeling the candy paper makes you want to stop.

At last.

As expected, you taste the candy, and sure enough, it is very sweet.

and.

"Transformers" can only be cool once, but "Inception" can make you sweet many times.

"Inception" crushed "Transformers"!
Mainland China has always been Han Qiao’s home field.

In fact, the audience is willing to support domestic products from the bottom of their hearts.

but.

In the past, the domestic products were inferior to the naked eye, and the audience was not stupid. The same money would buy a defective product.

just now.

The quality of domestic films is the same as that of foreign blockbusters, and even surpasses foreign blockbusters.

Definitely look at domestic products!
Don't look at the Chinese people!
"Inception" has exceeded 1 million in just a few days.

It's February 7th.

News from America arrives.

The country is completely blown up!

What the hell!

Han Qiao is really promising. He crushed foreign films in North America and became the North American box office champion with an unrivaled posture!
The current situation of the domestic film industry is copied one-to-one to the North American film industry.

Mother's.

You trash directors are crying all over the place, saying that foreign blockbusters are awesome and great.

Various reasons, various excuses, and moral hijacking of domestic audiences.

result!

The massacre of Han Qiao Du Te Niang hit the North American box office list.

how!

Han Qiao is no longer Huaxia's director!

The audience is so angry!

Emotions themselves are fools. Han Qiao's words frequently appear in online forums: "If people are not good enough, we cannot blame the uneven road."

"The real strong never complain about the environment."

With this support.

"Inception" has become a major national news story, whether it is newspapers, media, major news websites, or TV programs.

They all praised it almost unanimously!
Excited.

Chinese films have really stood up!

Our movies can also travel around the world!

even.

Baodao next door published news about Han Qiao, saying that Han Qiao slapped Lao Cai angrily because he saw the shortcomings of director Bao's film.

Han Qiao absorbed the advantages of Formosa films and made excellent films.

Kimchi country next door.

Han Qiao was able to shoot "Inception"!
the reason is simple……

He is the son-in-law of the Republic of Korea!
After rigorous inspection and research, experts from Kimchi Country concluded: "Inception is actually the work of Samsung's little princess Lee Yoon-hee. It is because Han Qiao received the guidance of Samsung's little princess Lee Yoon-hee of the Republic of Korea that he made a classic science fiction movie."

“We in Kimchi Country are the starting point of science fiction movies!”

unambiguous evidence!

Before Han Qiao was guided by Lee Yoon-hee, the three-star princess of the Republic of Korea.

The movies are "People on the Journey" and "Embroidered Spring Knife."

Style and cultural factors are completely different.

Because of Lee Yoon-hee from the Republic of Korea, Han Qiao's film style has changed drastically!
Lee Yoon-hee has become the pride of Koreans!
(End of this chapter)

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