Da Song: Shhh, I'm really not a prince

Chapter 445 "Hiss~~~" "Riding... a bicycle?"
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"Sigh~~~"

Take a deep breath,
Really is,
Take a deep breath,
even,

Wen Yanbo's three views of more than 50 years, all at this moment, had a very fast, broken, and reorganized process, and then said: "Ah! It's nothing, that is, officials seem to be able to ride on the road without cattle and horses. .”

and so……

"What's this called?"

brush

brush, brush,
Fu Bi, Han Qi, Bao Zheng and the others looked at Wen Yanbo in unison, and then saw Wen Yanbo's... a face that seemed to have been destroyed by... violence, and, suddenly... I understand a little bit, and then...

crunch

crunch

in fact,

This broken bicycle is really hard to ride, not only the chain is out of oil, the seat cushion is fluffy, even the handlebar is bent a lot. If Zhao Shi hadn't been able to ride a bicycle to and from school since he was a child, he might not have been able to If you can control this thing, this thing, in later generations, will definitely be regarded as... an antique among antiques...

but……

Stunning!

If gel pens, balloons, poker, and globes are still within the comprehension of these people present, then when Zhao Shi crunched and rode the bicycle in front of their eyes, from one side to the other, They're completely...silent, it's fucking...it's okay!
squeak
Zhao Shimeng parked the bicycle in front of Li Lingshi. Then, he held the handlebar with one hand and propped his foot on one side. Of course... For Zhao Shi, if this bicycle is left for more than 900 years, let alone let him If you show off to a girl, you will give it to him for nothing. Even if a girl shows off to him, he has to be careful and think about it, but now...

smile,

Zhao Shi stretched out a hand and said, "Miss Saint, would you like to let me give you a ride?"

Shame!
say no more,

Zhao Shi has obviously begun to forget that he is a descendant. If these descendants see this, they must think that the royal family of the Northern Song Dynasty is poor. They must not even be able to afford his mother's Avalokitesvara. Otherwise, why would a The emperor will ride a crooked bicycle with a cracked seat and broken pedals, only an iron rod, and... a bicycle with no air, such a proud face, and what is even more terrifying...

flattered,

Li Lingshi,
Damn it, I covered my mouth with both hands, shame on me!And... What's even more frightening is... Li Lingshi is usually as shy as a Song girl, but she knows how to honor her parents. Basically, no matter what, she would rather use less and eat less I want to give it to the Empress Dowager Cao, or the Supreme Emperor, but this time... She was selfish for a while, and she was a little bit reluctant to give it to the Empress Dowager Cao or the Supreme Emperor first. On Zhao Shi's hand.

Zhao Shi,

damn it,

A bit proud.

then,

As if this is not a bicycle with flat wheels, but a motorcycle, or the best Ducati Viper, Zhao Shi gently said to Li Lingshi: "Sit here and hold my waist "I don't know, I thought Zhao Shi was talking about a cushion that can be heated automatically, instead of a rusty iron frame that doesn't even have a futon, and...

Even more terrifying is...

Li Lingshi, at any rate, is also the daughter of Li Yuanhao and Princess Daliao, at any rate, Zhao Shi's wife, the queen of the world, looking at the somewhat crooked back seat of the car, she is... a little... timid, After asking a few more questions, it won't hurt me!Then, cautiously, cautiously, like walking on thin ice... sat on it...

and,
What's even scarier is...

The eldest princess of the Great Song Dynasty swallowed enviously beside her. The Supreme Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, and even the Empress Dowager Cao, who was usually able to keep some restraint towards Zhao Shi's things, couldn't help it... The eyes turned green for a moment, this kind of thing, which somewhat subverted their three views, was still... very explosive.

"Sit still."

It's no wonder that Zhao Shi, a person who has experienced more than 900 years, still couldn't help showing off. Then, he drove Li Lingshi around the field several times in his car, and everyone The eyeballs of Zhao Shi followed Zhao Shi around several times, and Shen Kuo couldn't help but sighed, "Ingenious workmanship, ingenious workmanship!"

"Too fast, too fast." As for Li Lingshi, Li Lingshi obviously knew how to ride a horse, and when the horse galloped, the speed would not be said to be slow even in later generations. However, she sat on the back seat of Zhao Shi's bicycle and died. Hugging Zhao Shi's waist tightly, I still felt a burst of shock... However, if you look closely at her face, she still...smiles of excitement are more than fear...Zhao Shizi can't let her go, if It wasn't that she hugged her waist, Zhao Shifei gave her one... Stand up and kick, no.

envy!

Empress Dowager Cao looked at Zhao Shi and Li Lingshi who were circling around the hall of the Ministry of Industry. For the first time, a sincere envy appeared on her face, and she even looked at Zhao Zhen involuntarily. Zhao Zhen... [-] He is next year, and his grandson is about to be born. However, watching Zhao Shi's circle of joy, especially, feeling that not only Empress Dowager Cao, but also Empress Dowager Miao also looked at him frequently. He finally Unable to bear it anymore, he blocked Zhao Shi's only way and shouted, "Play with your father for a while."

crunch
The brakes didn't work anymore. If Zhao Shi hadn't stepped on the ground with his calfskin dragon boots in a hurry, high blood pressure and lung disease might have killed Zhao Zhen. After sending it back to the west, he said helplessly, "We've only ridden a few laps!"

"It's more than 20 laps, not a lot." Zhao Zhen didn't care, and rushed up to grab it. Zhao Shi suddenly became more helpless: "Can you ride?"

"Is it enough to learn?"

Zhao Zhen acted more resolutely, and turned his head to call Empress Dowager Cao. Empress Dowager Miao came over to snatch it together. Li Lingshi said helplessly, "Let father, mother, and empress ride!" Zhao Shi turned his head to look at her, and noticed the door At this time, Wen Yanbo and others who were more or less stunned shook their heads and said, "Okay!"

then,

Zhao Shi taught Zhao Zhen and others a little bit, and then asked the officials from the Ministry of Industry to take care of Zhao Zhen so that the old father would not fall, and then walked towards Wen Yanbo and others, and Wen Yanbo and others saw Zhao Shi coming over At the first moment, everyone was asking: "Officials, what is this thing?"

"Officials, why can this fetish not use the power of a bull or a horse?"

"It's amazing, Guan, this thing only has two wheels, why doesn't it fall to one side?"

I don't know.

Zhao Shi shook his head, and then asked: "Have you guys already written the charter?" Even so, even though Zhao Shi took the initiative to bring the topic back, Wen Yanbo and others still paid more attention to that side, Zhao Zhen's At the car learning scene, one person handed over a copy of the regulations. Obviously, they were more or less aroused by Zhao Shi last night, and they all wrote very quickly. Then, Wen Yanbo cupped his hands and said, "Officials, we will After thinking about it for a while, it is not appropriate to send troops to Yanmen Pass, because Yanmen Pass is a dangerous pass. In the past, it was more defensive. In the meantime, it is better to send troops to Youzhou directly."

Zhao Shi nodded,
but,

"Hey!" Zhao Shi waved his hand fiercely in front of Fu Bi's eyes. Fu Bi actually liked these strange things very much, so he drew Fu Bi's attention back, and then continued: "What do you think?" It is not unreasonable, but, in this way, only Youzhou is the main one, and the advantages of the Xiongguan Pass of Yanmen Pass cannot be used. Therefore, in my opinion, Yanmen Pass should be the main pass, so that it can attract everyone. More soldiers from the Liao Dynasty will come here, and then we will take advantage of the strength of Yanmen Pass to consume and resist more Khitans, and then combine the soldiers from Yizhou and Hejian to take Youzhou directly. Of course, in this way, The hinterland of the Central Plains will be completely exposed, and more of us still need to beware of the Khitans, who will go from place to place and attack our hinterland."

Everyone nodded,

then,

Just as he was about to speak, he listened, Zhao Shi took advantage of the time when they were persuaded by him, and suddenly said: "I want to be conquered by the emperor."

"Ok?"

all of a sudden,

Whether it was Wen Yanbo, Bao Zheng, or Han Qi, even Zhao Zhen, who was practicing bicycle not far away and forgot to be tired, all seemed to take a look this way, and then, Di Qing suddenly couldn't care less Going up, he hastily cupped his hands and said: "Your Majesty, your majesty has a body of gold, why do you lightly commit dangerous places?"

This is... a good way to say it, but the ugly thing is... what are you making trouble for? You are the most important thing when you are on the battlefield. Are we going to protect you or capture the city?Moreover, once the emperor entered the battlefield, the opponent's goal became clear at once, and it was really not suitable for a large army to fight.

and,

From ancient times to the present, in fact, there are not a few emperors who want to conquer by themselves and expand their territory by themselves. However, except for a small number of founding kings, the vast majority of kings, as long as they conquer by themselves, will not What's the good result? Moreover, what does it mean that you have personally conscripted?Look down on us generals?but……

"I once surrounded and annihilated thirty thousand with three thousand."

Zhao Shi,

Looking at the front calmly, although Di Qing was the only one who refuted it immediately, most of the ministers disagreed with the group of prime ministers. There is one thing to say, Zhao Shi actually didn't have much desire to conquer by himself, but, once Come on, Xiao Guanyin only recognizes Zhao Shi but not Song general, and secondly, once Yelu Hongji wakes up, unless Zhao Shi comes in person, he will [-]%, no matter what, go back to Linhuang Mansion in Shangjing first to deal with Xiao Guanyin , let’s talk about war or not.

Therefore,
Of course Zhao Shi knew that if something happened to him during his personal conquest, he would probably replicate the embarrassment of Zhu Qizhen, the Ming Dynasty emperor, but he still wanted to go, and even though Zhao Shi didn't like to show off his The so-called merit, but when this sentence is said...

still is,

pressed,

Di Qing was a little out of breath, so he could only say stubbornly: "Please, Your Majesty, think twice."
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　Thank you, Brother Longjian, and the stars in the dark night. I don't care about anything now, and I just bury my head in writing. So, maybe the thank you is not so fast, please forgive me.

　　but,

　　The emotion of gratitude is still as strong as ever, fists, fists, fists...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)