This star is a bit cold

Chapter 248 Relief

The masters are among the people, and sometimes this is indeed true.

For example, the many bosses who bargained with Ye Che, although Ye Che seemed to have the upper hand and yelled at the bosses, but in fact the bosses not only did not lose money, but even made a small profit.

It can only be said that if the boss is willing to sell it to you, it can only show that the price is indeed not losing money.
Of course, if there is an event like a clearance sale, that's another story.

Besides Ye Che, Niu Yang was also in trouble at the moment.

Although I said "I'll just take a look, don't play!", but within 10 minutes after entering, I sat down with an itchy heart and said, "Oh, oh, I said I don't want to play, why is this old man Do you have to push me on the seat? It’s so irritating!”

The elder brother standing next to him: "???"

When did I press you?

It's better to say that I was ready to go, and I was preempted by you, an old boy.
After serving the table, Niu Yang was calm at first, and won smoothly all the way.

After all, he is the vice chairman of the National Mahjong Association, and he has been trained by the devil in the past few months. Isn't it pure abuse in a mahjong parlor in such a small town?
It's just that as a recognizable first-line star, Niu Yang was quickly recognized by fans, and the crowd in the mahjong parlor suddenly became a little excited.

What I want to say here is that Niu Yang is not only very popular among young people, but also very good among middle-aged and elderly people. Among other things, the mahjong skills of Lao Ailu in variety shows have already successfully attracted people. The attention of middle-aged and elderly people.

However, the majority of middle-aged and elderly people generally have a skeptical attitude towards their mahjong skills. As the quintessence of the country, there are people who play mahjong all over China, and some of them have worked in this field all their lives. How can they easily admit that they are weaker than others? ? !
Right now, isn't this the opportunity to prove himself?
As the only mahjong parlor in the town, everyone in the mahjong parlor knows about any real masters in the town. After a few phone calls, a few old men and women came to give Niu Yang strength. .

Niu Yang didn't care about changing people or something at first, but after playing a few games, a few drops of sweat emerged from Niu Yang's forehead, and after playing a few more games, Niu Yang changed from the original calm atmosphere to a full-fledged one. Head sweating profusely.
Three people against one of me, so ruthless? !

I only have 500 yuan!

Niu Yang, who glanced at his cash that was disappearing rapidly, and those old men and old ladies, even felt a little sad and angry.
When he was about to stand up and stop the loss in time, a pair of strong hands pressed on his shoulders. Niu Yang turned his head and looked, and the old brother who was wronged by him and let him play was smiling at him.

Niu Yang: "."

Xiaoye save me!

Although Niu Yang was calling for Ye Che's arrival in his heart, it was a pity that Ye Che's current location was several streets away from the mahjong parlor, and Ye Che's bags were big and small, so it was really hard to sell.

Carrying several bags of different vegetable seeds, and then fertilizer, hoes, gloves, shovels
Should I say it or not, I will only know after I really understand these things, cheap is really cheap, a thousand vegetable seeds are not worth five yuan, ten catties of chemical fertilizer is three or forty yuan, and farm tools such as hoes are added together None in triple digits.

Needless to say, chickens and ducks, if you really want to talk about it, it's better to paint them and take them to the school gate to deceive children, you should earn a little more.

All in all, as long as you understand the relevant knowledge and will not be fooled by the bosses who buy these things, then you can really buy a lot of things with 500 yuan, and if you can bargain, you can buy even more .

So Ye Che not only bought things related to farming, but also bought a lot of other things.

Speaking of which, when it comes to the 500 yuan, Ye Che really has a bold idea.

If you don’t buy anything and bring the 500 yuan to the shooting location, can you use the money to hire an uncle to help you grow some vegetables?
It should be feasible, but obviously, there is a high probability that this approach will be sprayed by the audience.
It can only be said that there are quite a lot of routes, but some routes are really difficult to practice.

Holding a lot of things, after thinking about it, Ye Che built a small cart for himself, and then successfully freed his hands.

Ye Che, who felt that he had bought almost all his things, was thinking about what to do next, when at an ordinary corner, Ye Che saw an extremely strange scene.

In a remote corner, a young man sitting on the steps lost his soul, the gradually dim sunlight covered him, his vaguely pale face was still a little at a loss, and the group of people around him were all solemn at the moment She looked at him as if she was about to attend his funeral.

Ye Che: "?"

"What happened?" Ye Che asked, looking at the time and feeling that it was time for some interaction between the guests.

"Huh?" Hearing Ye Che's voice, Meng Xuan raised his head abruptly, and the original black and white painting style suddenly changed to color again. Meng Xuan got up one by one, followed by a tiger descending the mountain, and hugged Ye Che's cheeks. Thigh said: "Brother Ye, save me!"

"Don't be so exaggerated." The confused Ye Che helped Meng Xuan helplessly, and then asked, "What's wrong? Did you buy the wrong thing?"

"No! I'm studded." Hearing Ye Che's question, Meng Xuan held Ye Che's hand and said sadly: "I bought all the scratch-off toys. I thought I could just scratch 30 yuan and lie flat. Not even hair!"

Ye Che: "???"

Take it all for scratches, you are a fucking genius!
"So? Now you are asking me to borrow money and hurry to buy other things?" Ye Che, who supported his forehead, sighed: "But I don't have anything left, and it may not be enough for you at all. In the future, you can use whatever tool you want." Come and ask me to borrow it."

"No, I want to borrow money and go on to scratch!"

Ye Che: "!!!"

Photographer: "???"

Looking at all the variety shows in China, this behavior is quite explosive.
"Do you understand the truth that betting with dogs is not easy?" Ye Che, who slapped Meng Xuan's hand away angrily, and shook his head, continued: "Let's think about what you need to buy, and I will try my best to explain it to you." Bargaining..."

"I have a hunch that I will win this time!"

"That's what gambling dogs think." Ye Che, who gave Meng Xuan a sideways glance, shook his head and said, "It's right to turn around."

But speaking of it, Ye Che's luck has always been good when it comes to things like lottery draws, but things like scratch-off games are really just for fun, and most of them will definitely lose money when playing.

Ye Che has talked to this extent, Meng Xuan still does not give up, still pinning his hopes on turning things around in one fell swoop.

While Ye Che was helpless about this, in the end he really couldn't resist this guy, so he lent him five yuan.

With Ye Che's whole body, there is only 16 yuan left. It's really hard to buy anything with this money, so Ye Che is ready to share the things he bought with Meng Xuan. If the 16 yuan can make Meng Xuan It must be worth it to suddenly realize the truth that gambling with dogs will not lead to a good death.

With an almost holy mentality, Meng Xuan, whose hands were trembling, started the last fight tremblingly, and the result was naturally as expected, there was no hair at all.

"Gambling with dogs is not going to end well." He patted Meng Xuan on the shoulder casually, Ye Che simply handed his last ten dollars to the boss and said, "Give me a random ten dollars, um, That's it."

After buying one at random, Ye Che, who decided to prove this truth to Meng Xuan again with practice, started scratching this kind of scratch-off.

A brief introduction is that there are a total of [-] chances to draw a lottery. If there is a number of seven on the amount, you can get the money, and if there are two sevens, you can get double the amount.

Ye Che has never played this kind of thing, but he has seen many people play it.

Not planning to win the lottery, Ye Che scratched it casually, and then seven came out. Ye Che was taken aback, and then scratched the amount below again, it was one hundred.

Ye Che: "?"

Sauce hinders my teaching?
Shaking his head in bewilderment, Ye Che continued to scratch, and found a total of five sevens on this ten-dollar scratch-off, and the corresponding amount under each seven was 100 yuan.

"How is it? You didn't hit, right?" Looking at Ye Che who was holding the scratcher for a while, Meng Xuan, who thought Ye Che should have missed, felt a little comforted.

Forget it, I can't win the king with this kind of luck, and it's even more impossible for Xiaoye.

Thinking of this, Meng Xuan patted Ye Che's shoulder and said: "It's normal to miss, I can't do it after so many shaved, let alone you?"

"No, no, no." Sighing, Ye Che picked up the lottery ticket, and after showing it to the photographer who came over to take a close-up, Ye Che shook his hand amidst the photographer's exclamation. The scratch said: "This fully shows us that this thing is really a probabilistic event, and it's better to have a meal with this money."

Holding the scratch-off to redeem the prize with the boss, Ye Che, who got the money, stuffed the cash into the dumbfounded Meng Xuan's hand, and said, "Go and think about what you want to buy, I'll go shopping later." , then walk away.

There is still time, and Meng Xuan can go shopping again, and at this stage, Ye Che doesn't have to meddle in his own business anymore.

As for whether Meng Xuan will continue to go to stud with the money?
Ye Che can only say that Meng Xuan is a bit of a second-year student, and he is not an idiot. This is a recorded program. If it is the effect of the program, if he does it again, he will definitely be pissed off by the audience, and his career will end here. until.

When recording a program, you can relax, but it must be within an appropriate range. If you grasp this speed, you will generally not overturn.

That's what Ye Che did. He basically lived and considered various issues as usual, but he paid more attention to it.

And after Ye Che left, Meng Xuan stared blankly at the money in his hand for a while, and under the terrified gazes of the photographers, Meng Xuan turned his attention to Scratching Le again.

No bro!
Don't do it!
If you really continue to buy, you will probably be belching, and there will be one less guest all of a sudden, can our show still run?
But fortunately, Meng Xuan just took a look, then turned his head and said something similar to Ye Che with a sad face, to the effect that he should not be lucky.

Facts have proved that Meng Xuan's IQ is indeed online. After saying these words, Meng Xuan, who was full of emotion with the money, went to other places to buy things.

Although, why is Xiaoye's luck so good? !

I am not satisfied!
When Meng Xuan was sad and angry, Ye Che, who hadn't gone far, suddenly encountered new troubles.

Dim sunlight, a dark corner, a decadent big man squatting on the ground and drawing circles, and the camera crew whispering with emotion.
Ye Che: "?"

What kind of plane is this?
Do all of you have such ideas?
While Ye Che was observing, Niu Yang, who had been squatting there, raised his head inadvertently, and saw Ye Che pulling a bunch of things, shouted excitedly, and in the next second, rushed over to grab Ye Che Niu Yang on his arm cried, "Xiaoye, Xiaoye! I have been insulted! Those old men and women insulted me like this!"

Ye Che: "???"

Why do you speak so ambiguously?
Before Ye Che could ask what was going on, he was dragged to a mahjong parlor by Niu Yang in a daze, and then Niu Yang pushed him in front of the mahjong table, and then yelled: "My big brother Ye Che is here!" This! Who can fight with it!"

Ye Che: "."

when did i become your big brother
It's pretty cheap too.
After Niu Yang yelled out this voice, several old men and women who looked quite oppressive turned their eyes over in an instant, and when they saw a young man sitting there, they ruthlessly laughed and said:

"I lost all my money, and even owed a little, but in the end, I found a young man to help out? It's really dizzy."

"Hahaha, Xiao Niu, the vice chairman of the mahjong association should let the old man take a seat. You still have to practice!"

"Stop bullying young people, huh? The young man is quite handsome, do you have a girlfriend?"

Faced with these ridicules, Niu Yang was not afraid. Instead, he smiled and said: "I think you are so old and dizzy that you can't see Mount Tai? It's not my bragging, he can easily win while drinking tea." you!"

Ye Che: "."

No matter how you blow it, I feel a little guilty.
"Hehe, then we old guys really have to take a good look at it."

"It's so loud."

Undoubtedly, these masters who had just taught Niu Yang a lesson were suddenly aroused to win. After sitting down one by one, they stared at Ye Che closely, as if they were going to put some mental pressure on him first. .

Ye Che, who has been in a daze from just now until now, almost understands what happened. After shaking his head helplessly, Ye Che, who felt the pressure on his shoulders, could only say that he put his hands on the card table.

Forget it, play two hands, anyway, the loss should not be counted on my head
When Ye Che was ready to play both hands with a casual attitude, a notice finally appeared under the official Weibo of "Forgotten Life".

It didn't take long for hundreds of comments to appear below.

"Okay! It will be aired tonight! It's finally here!"

"I'm looking forward to it, I feel like there haven't been any good variety shows to watch recently."

"Second visit to Xiaoye's house, I must watch this issue!"

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