This star is a bit cold

Public execution means punishing criminals publicly. However, in contemporary society, public execution usually means that the scandal that one does not want to expose is made public, and then judged by the public, which often leads to social death in the end.
About the taste of public execution, Meng You had personally experienced it. It was a lazy afternoon, when Meng You occasionally went crazy, rolled on the bed and called her husband to her idol. Mothers who don't like to knock on the door just push the door open and enter.

Smiling meaningfully at the confused Meng You, her mother put down the fruit and left quietly.
Meng You: "."

Ah ah ah ah ah!
I really want to die!

And those who laughed at me, in fairness, what if you were the ones who were publicly executed?

Ok?
Can saying this arouse your empathy?

After this incident, Meng You learned from the painful experience, and then decided to let everyone in this world feel the pain of being publicly executed!
But this kind of thing needs to pay attention to skills. If you do it too bluntly, you will lose a lot of fun~
Today is undoubtedly the best time!

Family reunion, seven aunts and eight aunts are all there, chatting on the sofa, if I turn on the TV at this time, and there is a variety show with you on the TV, then my cousin, how should you deal with it?

Jie Jie Jie Jie!

You can't handle it even if you want to!

In all fairness, this cousin Meng Xuan is indeed very kind to Meng You, but that's it, why should he be the first to think of him when something good happens!

With this mentality in mind, Meng You turned on the big TV set in the center of the living room, and then accurately tuned to the Orange Channel. Next, it was the public execution time that he liked to hear~
Of course, watching this show is not all about wanting to publicly execute my cousin, but more importantly, my idol is also there!

And just at this moment, Ye Che's handsome face clearly appeared on the TV, followed by the crazy scrolling of bullet screens.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Finally the new issue is coming! Sahua Sahua~"

"Didn't you say that when the new episode airs, you'll post the incomplete poems from the last episode? Why haven't I seen it yet? Post it soon! I'm ready to quote it in my composition!"

"But wait until I die, this episode of the show should be about to get to the point, right?"

"Looking at the preview, it doesn't look like it? It seems that there is a link before going?"

"My CP is finally going to meet on the show! Yes, I'm talking about Xiaoye and Xiaomeng!"

"Uncle Niu can be regarded as Xiaoye's old acquaintance, right? Well, it's worth trying to figure out what kind of sparks a few people will collide with."

"The story that three men have to tell~"

"husband!"

Seeing Ye Che's face on TV and the barrage on it, Meng You felt his heart beating for a moment, wishing he could jump up and shout "husband" on the spot!

But after all, the seven aunts and the eight aunts are all there. In order to avoid becoming another meaning of "other people's child" in the relatives' mouth, Meng You can only pretend to be a lady, and then sit down obediently, without blinking her eyes. staring at the screen.

And the relatives around, after learning that Meng Xuan will appear on the show, became interested one by one. A large group of people sat around in front of the TV, kowtow melon seeds and commented on the show on TV. .

"Oh, this baby is so handsome."

"Isn't this Mr. Zhang? I've watched another show of his before. It's a good mediation program for the elderly."

"Mom! You've got the wrong person!"

"This guy looks a little hypocritical. It looks like a middle-aged person has not taken good care of his health."

After a few small chats, the commercial time ended, and the show finally officially started.

Accompanied by a voice-over and the subtitle of "seven o'clock in the morning" next to it, several guests who looked more or less sleepy appeared one after another, and then got into the car arranged by the program group.

Oh, not all the guests looked a little sleepy, for example, Meng Xuan seemed to be in good spirits? !
Meng You: "?"

Why does it feel like my cousin is a bit contrived.
No matter what she thought, the compliments from the elders around her had already sounded, "Oh, Xiaoxuan looks so energetic!"

"As expected of my old Meng's family, it can be seen that it is different from ordinary people at a glance."

"Look, Xiaoxuan is really promising!"

Meng You: "."

I said Aunt San, even if you want to save the country with curves and flatter your cousin's father, you don't have to talk nonsense, do you?

What does this have to do with retirement.
Thinking of this, Meng You turned to take a look, and was surprised to find that his cousin's father seemed quite happy.
That's all, how hypocritical the adult world is!
My evaluation is that paying attention to them is not as good as I look at Xiaoye.

What Meng You didn't expect was that Ye Che's performance during this journey was actually quite quiet.

In the past no matter what the links were, Ye Che was undoubtedly the most eye-catching one. Seemingly ordinary performances can often bring people a very different feeling, but this time, apart from a few moments in the middle Sentence interaction, seems to be sleeping at other times?
But should I say it or not, I must use this sleeping face as a mobile phone screen saver!

In addition, the editing is also very interesting. While showing the dynamics of other guests and the local customs, the words and pictures of "Mr. It's really pleasing to the eye.

But for some reason, Meng You always felt that there were too many little blackheads today. At this time in the past, everyone in the barrage should be in the same formation. "My husband is so handsome!" !" and so on, but today, a lot of inexplicable speeches.

"The performance of the other guests is very good, I love it, but can I not suddenly cut the picture to the sleeping person when I am watching other guests? What's so good about sleeping?"

"Yes, it's just inexplicable! I want to see Teacher Meng!"

"Please, I was just laughing after listening to Teacher Jiang's cold joke, why did you cut it off for me all of a sudden?"

Meng You: "?"

True classics!
Typical stepping on one handful, right? !
To be honest, the program team of this variety show is absolutely top-notch, and the editor's editing will never fail. Ye Che's appearance is only as an embellishment, and will not steal the scenes of other guests, so where are these sunspots? what is it call? !

It would be fine if there were only one or two people. Meng You was really puzzled by the sudden appearance of so many inexplicable speeches.
Just when Meng You was itching with hatred, wishing to become a Jianxian, her elders spoke at this time:

"Oh, why are there so many words, it's dazzling, how can I turn them off?"

"Auntie, this is called a barrage, and it actually appeared quite early."

"What is it talking about?"

"It seems to be saying that the guest in the upper right corner stole Xiaoxuan's role."

"Huh? Will it be snatched if it's so big? But it's always wrong to steal the show, how can I get some opinions and reactions?"

Meng You: "."

How angry, obviously nearly half of my cousin's current popularity is brought by Xiaoye!

Although his angry face was a little bulging, Meng You still didn't dare to say anything when he looked at the elders.

There are not many juniors present today, and she is the only one who is chasing stars at this age. The others are either too young, or are uncles who have been working for more than ten years. If you are not careful, Meng You, who is fighting alone, might be killed. Facing the scene of being surrounded, it is better not to speak
But, still so angry!

Just when Meng You looked at the barrage and got a little sulking, to her surprise, one of her almost 40-year-old brother actually said, "This person and Xuan are actually very good friends, and he is also a singer. It’s all pretty good, these people should have set the fire on purpose.”

Ok?
Could it be that there is a lurking iye beside me?

When Meng You thought this way, out of consideration for the old man's eyes, the barrage was still turned off, but Meng You didn't care too much, so he took out his mobile phone and prepared to watch the barrage with one hand and watch the show with the other.

Looking at the barrage and comment area again, it was no surprise that someone had already started to fight back.

What I want to say here is that Ye Che has never engaged in fan circles, and he even said that he has never managed fans. Most of Ye Che's fans are rational, and they are nothing more than expressing their dissatisfaction in the face of a large number of such speeches.

"Is this still part of the show? It's normal, okay?"

"If you don't like to watch it, just ignore it."

"It feels like a lot of little sunspots suddenly appeared."

But these are quite normal reactions, but the replies I get are all "I'm so anxious! Fan circle?"

"Isn't it okay to just say it? Do you have to like watching him?"

"I just said that I wanted to see Teacher Meng. Why did everyone react so strongly? Hehe, I understand everything."

"Is this a little black boy? What did I say? Are you so domineering?"

Meng You: "!!!"

You know your mother!
Are all speeches so classic? !
Although he was a little angry, as a glorious iye, Meng You didn't just come off the stage and start cursing, but continued to pay attention to the development of the show, looking forward to Ye Che's next highlight performance.

Xiaoye's words can't be disappointing, right?
The comments of the fans in the barrage and the comment area are very rational, basically saying "shut it down, brothers, and watch the barrage later." "Let's watch the show, there's nothing interesting about the barrage, I'm really wondering, why is it such a trend today, and everyone agreed to complain happily together?"

Occasionally, there are one or two fierce speeches, and Meng You always feels a bit like playing a black role
After thinking about it, Meng You finally turned off the barrage, and then turned his attention back to the show itself.

I have to say that although Ye Che was slightly absent in the previous part, the other guests were all quite interesting. Mr. Jiang's cold jokes that made people unable to laugh at all were obviously not too big or too small to be regarded as a star , but it always makes people feel that he is a very poor ordinary uncle.

Then there is Brother Niu's high-spirited talk. It's really fun to see him bragging there in a serious manner, and everything he brags always feels like he has heard it around him.

Then there is the Wan Dingwen, although it feels very narcissistic, but I don't know if it is the editor's credit or the person himself has a little sense of joy. All in all, it will not make people feel disgusted.

In the end, it was my own stinky cousin.
If you want Meng You to sum it up, just one word: "Pretend!"

All kinds of things are easy and easy, and 500 yuan is too much to use up, and you have to smile evilly when you type anything.
To this, Meng You can only say, you are really a little tadpole pretending to be a frog, you pretend to be you cough cough, it's not fun to say
However, just pretending like this has aroused the applause of his seven aunts and eight aunts, especially when Meng Xuan talked about the little tricks his father taught him in front of the camera, all the relatives said :

"Oh, when I'm talking about this, I really think of my second child when I was a child. I thought it was skin, but I didn't expect that he showed courage and action when he was young!"

"Xiaoxuan's eyes glowed when he said these words! It really is a tiger father without dog son!"

"Xiaoxuan is really confident. It seems that I have asked you for advice a lot before, right?"

Alas, the shameful faces of adults.
But let’s not talk about it, my cousin’s father seems to be really happy when he hears it.
But speaking of it, it wasn't all flattery. Elders like those older aunts praised them from the heart. After all, my cousin was very fond of them since he was a child.

Putting this aside for the time being, as this period passed, several guests finally arrived at their destinations one by one. At this time, Ye Che on the screen finally woke up. It seemed that he really slept well in the car.

And his appearance was actually quite prestigious. Almost all the other guests looked over and greeted enthusiastically. After all, strictly speaking, apart from Mr. Niu, there was really no one better than Ye Che. Popular.

Even if it is Mr. Niu, after a while, it is really uncertain who will be more popular.
After a simple greeting to everyone, the few people who received the task of the program group took action on their own, and the first thing that appeared in front of the audience was Ye Che's movements.

Just looking at it for a while, you can see that Ye Che is definitely well prepared. Although he was sleeping in the car just now, he obviously had a plan long ago, and he was very purposeful when shopping.

And in the process, they are still constantly spying on information, and through these few words, they analyze the market price of vegetables, the next trend of vegetable prices, and when is the best season to go on the market.

Just looking at this professional posture, subconsciously, people will believe that his analysis is correct.

Although it is very common to buy something, why does it feel a bit cool?

But this detective feeling soon became very dramatic in Ye Che's wrangling with the merchant.
"Young man, seeing how handsome you are, I'll buy you at eighty!"

On the screen, a kind aunt said with a smile.

Facing the aunt's kind face and talking mouth, Ye Che just glanced at her, and then opened his mouth and spit out a number, "Eight yuan! If I don't sell it, I will leave."