This star is a bit cold

Chapter 406: That year, 28, during the recording of the program, I stood like a follower.
Different people often have different feelings when watching the same program. For example, Ye Che felt very embarrassed when he watched his pen flying on TV.
When Su Mo looked at it, he didn't think there was anything special. He even felt that Ye Che was really wasting his time on some questions and the methods he used were not very smart. Out of boredom, he even told Ye Che about other more convenient ones. Methods.

Ye Che: "."

Hey hey hey, we were watching TV, why did it suddenly turn into a study place?
This is the scene on Ye Che's side, but if you switch the camera to the audience sitting in front of the TV at this moment, you will find that a considerable number of people are staring at Ye Che on the screen. Writing and drawing seemingly casually.

Someone here is a parent. Seeing this, he couldn't help but say to the child next to him: "See? This is a sign of solid study! You can still write it ten years after graduation! What if you If you can learn to this extent, I don’t have to worry about your grades!”

children:"???"

Is this a sentence that can be summarized if you learn it solidly? !

He has learned so well that he can manage for ten years? !

So some children replied dissatisfiedly: "In this case, can you write it now?"

Then I got this answer: "That's nonsense! It's been 30 or [-] years since we graduated. How can we compare with those who graduated only ten years ago? Study hard and don't make excuses for yourself."

children:"???"

what? !

Then there are the stupid college students with clear eyes. Although they may have only graduated from high school for a year or two, at this moment, looking at the close-up papers on the screen, the college students just want to say "Abba Abba."
Finally, there are the students who are in high school. They were also the ones who shouted the most fiercely before the show started.

After all, college students are useless and junior high school students are useless!But aren’t those of us who are at the peak of our intelligence entitled to ridicule? !
And there are really not many opportunities to mock Xiaoye!

However, no matter how happy the audience was before the show started, the audience would be silent after the show started.
Of course, there are some hard-nosed people who are questioning Ye Che's authenticity, thinking that it is just a provocative writing, but in fact it won't get many points at all.

Regarding this, the program team didn't care about it. After giving a close-up for a while, they skipped the time of writing the paper and went directly to the part where the results were announced.

Before that, one person had to be publicly executed, and this lucky person was Hu Weiqing, who kept scratching his head and head while writing the paper, and glanced at Ye Che from time to time.

Hu Weiqing: "."

"I'm laughing so hard, hahahahaha, my sister Qing's eyes are like, tsk tsk tsk."

"Actually, I'm afraid of competition in everything. If I were to take the exam with the previous guests, I guess my sister Qing wouldn't be panicked at all. But now, she's actually quite pitiful."

"It's over, it's over, my sister Qing is really embarrassed now hahahaha."

In fact, as for Hu Weiqing's character in this variety show, she actually adopts the image of a rather gentle and elegant big sister. When faced with such a test paper that cannot be written in a few words, the correct reaction should be Weiwei. He smiled wryly, and during the interview, he lamented the passage of time and the deterioration of his intelligence.

All in all, even if you can’t write much, you still have to stick to your elegant image!
It's a pity that this plan completely failed after being in the same examination room as Ye Che.
The reason is naturally very simple. When another artist about your age is writing with flying colors, and you are holding your forehead and smiling bitterly, how can you hold your nerve?
No matter how others responded, Hu Weiqing was really unfazed, especially when the results were announced. When he heard that his scores in each subject were basically within [-] points, Hu Weiqing was quite calm, even I was still relieved in my heart, after all, this score seemed to be a little higher than other guests.

However, when he heard that Ye Che had received almost full marks in all subjects, the smile on Hu Weiqing's face really froze.
Hu Weiqing: "???"

Audiences:"???"

ah?Are you cheating? !

"Fuck! Full marks in all subjects? Are you kidding me?! Is this something that someone who has graduated ten years ago can do?"

"Xiaoye, tell me honestly, did you have a shady deal with the show crew, and then they gave you the answer directly."

"Urine test! Urine test must be done!"

"Xiaoye, you are really guilty. You directly made my sister Qing's facial management out of control."

"This calligraphy is very spiritual hahaha."

“College students say they are looking at Jesus”

"Grandpa Kong has appeared!"

When the barrage filled the screen with 666, the program was still moving forward. The screen turned and it came directly to the interview session, and Ye Che's full appearance after putting on the school uniform was presented to the audience.

"Fuck! Handsome!"

"There's a saying, he's handsome, but he doesn't feel right."

"So it turns out I'm not the only one who feels this way? I feel like Xiaoye looks too old to others. Although her face is very tender, she always feels a bit weird when she wears school uniform."

"The looks are suitable, but the temperament doesn't quite match. But it's normal for Xiaoye. I really can't imagine Xiaoye pretending to be a high school student."

"I hate it! I feel like I can't see Xiaoye acting in an idol drama anymore!"

"According to me, you can still perform as you should! Have you ever seen someone who is almost forty and still putting on a school idol drama? Xiaoye isn't even thirty, so I think it's fine!"

The interview session had officially begun before the audience had discussed it for long. Unlike other guests who faced the matter of going to school with a relaxed and calm attitude, Ye Che looked more or less serious.

At the beginning, the staff handed over a course schedule. After Ye Che read it carefully, he shook his head slightly. Seeing this, the interview staff smiled and asked, "How is it?" Teacher Ye, if you see a class schedule like this again now, will you feel stressed?"

"No." Ye Che, who put down the course schedule, replied calmly: "I think there are too few courses. Students go to school too late and finish school too early. I suggest that they go from five to ten in the morning and experience endless learning. Youth is precious.”

staff member:"?"

Students sitting in front of the TV: "???" What a beast!
It is worth mentioning that in China in this world, the learning pressure of children is actually not bad. At least on the surface, the school hours of [-] to [-] are stable, and some club activities will be carried out during this period, as well. Take some interesting practical classes.

In other words, for Ye Che, this class schedule is as simple as eating and drinking.
"Why are you so surprised?" Ye Che paused for a moment and then said with a smile, "Just kidding."

Staff and students: "."

What a damn sense of humor.
"Of all the courses, which one is Teacher Ye looking forward to the most?" the staff member said again after a slight pause.

"I'm looking forward to the club activities, I didn't really experience them at that time." Ye Che thought for a moment and replied, "The other courses are okay, mainly because I basically know them well, so I don't have much expectation. "

students:"."

People say no?
"Then you are about to return to the campus life that you were so familiar with. Teacher Ye, do you feel any different?"

"It's very emotional." Ye Che in the picture replied seriously, and it could be seen that for a moment, Ye Che seemed to be in a trance, and then he smiled and said: "I always feel that this is something far away from me. Now that I think about it, maybe the unhappy things at that time have become a bit nostalgic, and I just thought it was normal at the time."

At that time, it was just commonplace.
The interviewer seemed to have been thinking about this sentence for a while. It took several seconds for the staff member to react and asked: "Then what advice do you have for people who are going through this period, Mr. Ye?"

"Huh?" He glanced at the staff in surprise. Ye Che quickly shook his head and said, "They don't need advice. They can just spend their youth normally. If I have to say it, I hope I can feel it well." This time.

A person's biggest regret is that he cannot have youth and the feeling of youth at the same time.There are few times that are richer and more rapid-changing than this time. When a person reaches a certain age, it seems that there is only repetition and stagnation. "

After this paragraph, he seemed to think that asking this question might seem a little heavy. The interview staff quickly changed to some lighter topics. Ye Che was quite cooperative with this, and followed these topics. He continued.

Some things may only be experienced by oneself in the past.

When Ye Che answered the previous questions, the barrage area was silent for a while, and then the audience of different age groups spoke:

"You can't have youth and the feeling of youth at the same time. This is such a good saying. Now I think that if I could do it all over again, I would seize every day, but why were you so casual at the time?"

"At that time, I just thought it was ordinary, and this sentence is also very good. Alas, why were you so stupid when you were a child, thinking about growing up every day? You may not be happy when you are a child, but you will definitely not be happy when you grow up. The things you have to face are really There are too many.”

"It seems that Xiaoye really misses some of the past times. This is the first time I see Xiaoye showing such an expression."

"Well, how should I put it, there is a little sadness in the memory?"

"Good guy, I, a 40-year-old person, originally thought it was nothing, so I came here in a daze. But when he said this, I suddenly felt a little depressed. Why am I already forty?! That teenager back then Is it fake? It’s like a dream.”

"Oh, let's cherish the time we have now."

"When Xiaoye said this, I feel like my life is quite wasted now. I need to do something serious."

The audience in the barrage area felt like this for a while, and even started to feel a little sad, but fortunately, the rest of the program was in a relaxed and joyful atmosphere.

First, on the day of school, the program team originally thought that Ye Che might not be able to get up, or that he might be a little dazed when he first got up, so they prepared to launch a surprise attack to capture Ye Che's confused and ugly state.

Then at seven o'clock, the program team came to Ye Che's house. After ringing the doorbell for a while, no one opened the door. They just heard a few heavy and muffled sounds. The program team was wondering what the sound was. , Ye Che suddenly appeared behind them, wiping his sweat and saying in surprise: "Huh? You came quite early?"

Program group: "."

Why are you so self-disciplined in your daily life?
High school students are as sleepy as dogs at this time. At your age, you can still go out and run around.
By the way, the muffled sound heard by the program crew originated from Su Mo who was awakened by the doorbell.

According to what the program team said before, they picked up Ye Che on time at 08:30, so the little girl could rest assured and continue sleeping at Ye Che's house. If it was 08:30, it would be fine.

But what Su Mo didn't expect was that this program team also liked to play the role of surprise attack.
Su Mo: "."

According to Ye Che's recollection, in order to suppress the urge to punch those people, Su Mo directly punched the elastic mattress several times through the quilt. The result is that now Ye Che is really thinking about changing the little girl's mattress. Mattress.
You are arrogant when you launch a surprise attack. If Su Mo really gets up, your life or death will be in doubt.
After the program crew waited for a while and filmed for a while, they picked up Ye Che and rushed to the school. Then the scenes mentioned before happened. The students poured out of the classroom one by one, layer by layer. , three circles inside and three outside, applauding Ye Che at the same time and then welcoming Ye Che's arrival.

But in fact, in these big scenes, there is really one person who is inseparable, and that is Hu Weiqing, who is always not far from Ye Che. As a famous second-tier artist, Hu Weiqing, a high-profile star, usually You will be recognized by quite a few people when you walk on the street, and it is common for you to scream and ask for photos.

But now that she is in the same frame as Ye Che, Hu Weiqing really feels like she has become the woman next to Ye Che.
Hu Weiqing: "."

That year, when I was 28, the program was being recorded, and I stood there like a slave.
What comes after that is the things that happened in class, and at this point, Ye Che’s article "Orange" became a matter of reading comprehension. Netizens also showed their talents:
"I think the appearance of oranges is to show that oranges are indeed delicious!"

To be honest, I think Xiaoye’s short article is not very good, so you still have to look at me!I see an orange here and an orange there."

"Mr. Talent!"

"Speaking of which, it actually turned into reading comprehension!"

"What is this? I remember that several of Xiaoye's poems have been officially included in the textbook! If nothing else, it should be next year's edition!"

"Ah? Why haven't I heard any news? I haven't seen Xiaoye send it either?!"

"I only saw this hot search by chance. It's such a big deal, but Xiaoye's Weibo didn't even repost it! Isn't it too serious?"

"Okay! It's the agent's fault!"

"Yes! The blame for any uncertainty will always be placed on the manager!"

Su Shibai, who also saw this kind of barrage: "???"

This guy said he was too lazy to forward it, right? !
(End of this chapter)