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Chapter 302: The Clever and Weird Little Beggar
Just as she was about to reach out to hit Su Hai, she realized that her body was covered in excrement and urine. A flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, and she held back immediately.
"Hey, I'm ugly, do you look good with shit all over your body? It's just a joke!" The little beggar at the side immediately came over and chased An Keke and yelled.Su Hai shook his head slightly, this beggar is really, unexpectedly so unforgiving.
"Forget it, let's go to the police station quickly, today's harvest is finally good." En Keke walked to Su Hai's side.Smelling these scents on her body, Su Hai couldn't help covering his nose immediately.
Hearing that she said she was going to the police station, before Su Hai could speak, the little beggar at the side immediately yelled: "Ah, just go home and take a good bath with your virtue, and then don't come out to scare people within three days. That's it, You still have to go to the police station."
"Never mind your business!" An Keke glared at the little beggar fiercely, then frowned at Su Hai, "Hurry up and leave. This time, I believe that all the evidence in your favor is on me!"
"Ah, so just now..." Su Hai's eyes widened, and he was about to say something but was stopped by Encore's words.
"It's not too late to talk about what you said just now, let's ignore this little beggar, let's go quickly." After speaking, Ankeke turned around and left under the escort of Aunt Awang.Su Hai watched from the side, and immediately followed up with Xie Yu.
At this time, Wang Kai had already driven the car to the side of the square, and the air conditioner was fully turned on to welcome such a stinky person.But just as everyone was driving to leave, an old lady walked up to them.The old lady never fell, she insisted on falling in front of the car.
"Ouch, I killed someone, I killed someone!" The old lady yelled immediately after falling down.Soon, a young man and woman hurried over not far away.
"Mom, what's wrong with you, have you been hit by this car?" The woman came over and was about to help the old lady up, but the old lady couldn't get up, as if she had already decided on the owner of the car.
Seeing such a scene, Su Hai, who was already nauseated by the smell of Encore, frowned even more tightly.He was sitting in the co-pilot, so he had a very clear view of the situation outside.The old lady just fell down by herself.
For such an old man to do such an old and disrespectful thing at such a great age, Su Hai wished he could kill this old lady immediately.But at this moment, the old lady's son had already walked to the car and stopped Su Hai and others.
Seeing the other party's short stature but menacing appearance, Su Hai knew that the other party was not prepared to just let it go.
Sure enough, the man walked up to the car, put his hands on his hips and yelled, "Hey, you rich people are really disgusting, do you want to run away when you bump into someone? That's not okay! My mother's matter , you are responsible to the end!"
"Ouch, I killed someone, I killed someone..." the old lady yelled to herself.Seeing that the other party came to such a trick, both Su Hai and Wang Kai ran out of the car, ready to deal with the situation in front of them.
"I'll give you ten seconds. If you don't leave, don't blame me for being rude." Seeing that the guy in front of him was so rude, Su Hai immediately raised his leg and stomped hard on the ground.Immediately, he stomped a hole in the original marble floor.
Seeing Su Hai showing such a trick, Wang Kai on the side smiled slightly: This guy really picked the wrong person to blackmail, and he actually blackmailed a powerful character like Su Hai.
But looking at the guy, he didn't seem to have the slightest intention to back down.When he saw Su Hai make such a move, that guy immediately swallowed his saliva, apparently also a little scared.But just for a moment, he immediately straightened his chest and took a step in Su Hai's direction.
"What? Do you want to bully people because of your own ability? I don't believe that you can kill me in front of so many people in broad daylight?" The man immediately put on a rogue face. With a posture, he leaned in front of Su Hai, "Today's matter will not end, you don't want to leave, unless you kill me immediately!"
"Oh, you fight and kill all day long, don't you think it's stupid to do so?" Just when Su Hai was about to drive away the scoundrel in front of him immediately, a Linglang voice came over, and then he saw just now The figure of the little beggar appeared in front of everyone triumphantly.
For some reason, Su Hai always felt that the origin of this little beggar was not simple.Although she said before that she did everything unintentionally, but she definitely did it on purpose, otherwise how could she pour a bucket of excrement and urine on Enkeke's head in an unbiased manner?
At this moment, the beggar followed her side again.It seemed that she had already followed her group.
"Hey, you old woman can move, talk and listen to others. When you die, I'll see if you die." Just as the old lady was still yelling "Killing someone", the beggar immediately He shouted at her, "Also, even if you kill someone, it's not you, why are you crying? I advise you to go home and guard the coffin for the rest of your life."
"Hey, beggar, you dare to say that about my mother, believe it or not..."
"Believe it or not, as long as you dare to hit me, this group of people will immediately attack you?" Before the man could speak, the little beggar immediately raised his chest and shouted.As a result, that man really didn't dare to do anything to the beggar.
For this beggar, Su Hai already had a special feeling.Seeing her cleverness and weirdness at this time, Su Hai suddenly felt a little amused, so he stood aside silently, watching how she settled the matter in front of her.
"Beggar, what kind of favor do they give you, you actually help this group of people like that. You also saw that this group of guys knocked down my mother with a car just now." The man originally wanted to reach out and push the little beggar.But after the beggar quickly stated his intentions, he didn't dare to say anything, and immediately stopped.
What he said was to let the beggar retreat in the face of difficulties.Su Hai stood aside and listened to this guy actually say that the beggar also saw his car hit the old lady, and couldn't help being a little angry: There are such garbage and scum in the world.
"Aha, is that right? I didn't see it, I just saw this old woman deliberately fell to the ground and slandered good people—by the way, I don't know whether this group of people are good people, anyway, just slander others "The beggar smiled, "So, I, a beggar, advise you to leave quickly, otherwise, I will not be polite."
"Hey, you're a beggar and you're still being polite, so let me see if you're not being polite."
"According to the records at the scene, your mother did not have any paint on the body. If the car really touched your mother, then the body should have your mother's clothing fibers, but it seems that nothing No." The beggar grinned, looking confident, "According to Article 324 of the second volume b of the "General Principles of Civil Law": Anyone who does such things with improper reasons constitutes fraud and will be fined more than 3000 yuan and 1 yuan. A fine of not more than [-] yuan. If a crime is constituted, criminal responsibility shall be investigated.”
With her casual words, Su Hai's eyes lit up immediately: "I just said that this girl feels a little weird. It turns out that she has such a thorough study of law, and she can translate the legal provisions in the blink of an eye." come out.
The old lady who was howling at the side stopped howling when she heard that the beggar had brought out the law, and left with her daughter-in-law immediately.Seeing this, the man pointed at the beggar's face, "You stinking beggar..."
With that said, he was about to leave immediately.
"Stop!" The beggar immediately stopped him, "Article 203 of the first volume of the "General Principles of Civil Law" has made it very clear that anyone who intimidates others by improper means in order to achieve his own selfish desires constitutes the crime of intimidation and shall be fined less than 5000 yuan. Fines. If the circumstances are serious enough to constitute a crime, criminal responsibility shall be investigated.”
"One law at a time, I'm sorry little beggar..." Seeing that the beggar kept bringing out the legal provisions, the guy finally couldn't help apologizing.You must know that it was indeed his fault just now, so when others talked about the law, he immediately felt guilty.
After getting rid of the three guys in front of him, the beggar looked at Su Hai and the others with a smile on his face: "Well, if it was you, I'm afraid that you will either do something or do something right away. But I just said a few words casually, and they left gone."
"You are really amazing." Wang Kai gave her a thumbs up, "You can memorize all the legal provisions so fluently."
The little beggar shrugged and blinked his eyes: "Who told you that it is a legal provision, I just made it up to deceive these three idiots. Anyway, they like to deceive people, and I will deceive them too, which is not too much." , the little beggar smiled at everyone, turned around and walked away bouncing.
Thinking that the two legal provisions just now were actually made up by this beggar, Su Hai and others suddenly laughed and shook their heads: It seems that people who don’t understand the law can’t afford to be hurt. Everywhere is useful.
"This little beggar looks very smart, and he is the talent our company needs." While driving, Wang Kai saw that An Keke was still scolding the little beggar just now, and couldn't help but praise her with a slight smile from the bottom of his heart.
An Keke pouted: "There are so many capable people, what do you want this kind of beggar to come to our company for. You can tell she is not a good person by looking at her thief-like appearance."
"But she must have saved you just now." Su Hai turned his head and told what he saw at the bottom of the water.But Ankeke, Aunt Awang and the others immediately blinked their eyes when they heard what Su Hai said, looking incredulous.
An Keke said: "Actually, I jumped into the lake on purpose today. I know Mary is by my side, and I know her intentions. But I don't know, so it wasn't you who saved me."
"Yeah, not long after you plunged into the water, Encore floated to the surface of the water. When everyone fished her up with fishing nets, that beggar threw a big bucket of feces and urine all over her." Xie Yu explained.
"Ah, I see!" At this moment, Aunt Awang blinked, as if thinking of something immediately.Seeing everyone looking at her curiously, she immediately explained: "It turns out that these filthy things are exactly the nemesis of those dirty tricks that Mary used just now!"
Hearing what she said, everyone couldn't help being surprised: "No way, what do you mean?"
"Hey, I'm ugly, do you look good with shit all over your body? It's just a joke!" The little beggar at the side immediately came over and chased An Keke and yelled.Su Hai shook his head slightly, this beggar is really, unexpectedly so unforgiving.
"Forget it, let's go to the police station quickly, today's harvest is finally good." En Keke walked to Su Hai's side.Smelling these scents on her body, Su Hai couldn't help covering his nose immediately.
Hearing that she said she was going to the police station, before Su Hai could speak, the little beggar at the side immediately yelled: "Ah, just go home and take a good bath with your virtue, and then don't come out to scare people within three days. That's it, You still have to go to the police station."
"Never mind your business!" An Keke glared at the little beggar fiercely, then frowned at Su Hai, "Hurry up and leave. This time, I believe that all the evidence in your favor is on me!"
"Ah, so just now..." Su Hai's eyes widened, and he was about to say something but was stopped by Encore's words.
"It's not too late to talk about what you said just now, let's ignore this little beggar, let's go quickly." After speaking, Ankeke turned around and left under the escort of Aunt Awang.Su Hai watched from the side, and immediately followed up with Xie Yu.
At this time, Wang Kai had already driven the car to the side of the square, and the air conditioner was fully turned on to welcome such a stinky person.But just as everyone was driving to leave, an old lady walked up to them.The old lady never fell, she insisted on falling in front of the car.
"Ouch, I killed someone, I killed someone!" The old lady yelled immediately after falling down.Soon, a young man and woman hurried over not far away.
"Mom, what's wrong with you, have you been hit by this car?" The woman came over and was about to help the old lady up, but the old lady couldn't get up, as if she had already decided on the owner of the car.
Seeing such a scene, Su Hai, who was already nauseated by the smell of Encore, frowned even more tightly.He was sitting in the co-pilot, so he had a very clear view of the situation outside.The old lady just fell down by herself.
For such an old man to do such an old and disrespectful thing at such a great age, Su Hai wished he could kill this old lady immediately.But at this moment, the old lady's son had already walked to the car and stopped Su Hai and others.
Seeing the other party's short stature but menacing appearance, Su Hai knew that the other party was not prepared to just let it go.
Sure enough, the man walked up to the car, put his hands on his hips and yelled, "Hey, you rich people are really disgusting, do you want to run away when you bump into someone? That's not okay! My mother's matter , you are responsible to the end!"
"Ouch, I killed someone, I killed someone..." the old lady yelled to herself.Seeing that the other party came to such a trick, both Su Hai and Wang Kai ran out of the car, ready to deal with the situation in front of them.
"I'll give you ten seconds. If you don't leave, don't blame me for being rude." Seeing that the guy in front of him was so rude, Su Hai immediately raised his leg and stomped hard on the ground.Immediately, he stomped a hole in the original marble floor.
Seeing Su Hai showing such a trick, Wang Kai on the side smiled slightly: This guy really picked the wrong person to blackmail, and he actually blackmailed a powerful character like Su Hai.
But looking at the guy, he didn't seem to have the slightest intention to back down.When he saw Su Hai make such a move, that guy immediately swallowed his saliva, apparently also a little scared.But just for a moment, he immediately straightened his chest and took a step in Su Hai's direction.
"What? Do you want to bully people because of your own ability? I don't believe that you can kill me in front of so many people in broad daylight?" The man immediately put on a rogue face. With a posture, he leaned in front of Su Hai, "Today's matter will not end, you don't want to leave, unless you kill me immediately!"
"Oh, you fight and kill all day long, don't you think it's stupid to do so?" Just when Su Hai was about to drive away the scoundrel in front of him immediately, a Linglang voice came over, and then he saw just now The figure of the little beggar appeared in front of everyone triumphantly.
For some reason, Su Hai always felt that the origin of this little beggar was not simple.Although she said before that she did everything unintentionally, but she definitely did it on purpose, otherwise how could she pour a bucket of excrement and urine on Enkeke's head in an unbiased manner?
At this moment, the beggar followed her side again.It seemed that she had already followed her group.
"Hey, you old woman can move, talk and listen to others. When you die, I'll see if you die." Just as the old lady was still yelling "Killing someone", the beggar immediately He shouted at her, "Also, even if you kill someone, it's not you, why are you crying? I advise you to go home and guard the coffin for the rest of your life."
"Hey, beggar, you dare to say that about my mother, believe it or not..."
"Believe it or not, as long as you dare to hit me, this group of people will immediately attack you?" Before the man could speak, the little beggar immediately raised his chest and shouted.As a result, that man really didn't dare to do anything to the beggar.
For this beggar, Su Hai already had a special feeling.Seeing her cleverness and weirdness at this time, Su Hai suddenly felt a little amused, so he stood aside silently, watching how she settled the matter in front of her.
"Beggar, what kind of favor do they give you, you actually help this group of people like that. You also saw that this group of guys knocked down my mother with a car just now." The man originally wanted to reach out and push the little beggar.But after the beggar quickly stated his intentions, he didn't dare to say anything, and immediately stopped.
What he said was to let the beggar retreat in the face of difficulties.Su Hai stood aside and listened to this guy actually say that the beggar also saw his car hit the old lady, and couldn't help being a little angry: There are such garbage and scum in the world.
"Aha, is that right? I didn't see it, I just saw this old woman deliberately fell to the ground and slandered good people—by the way, I don't know whether this group of people are good people, anyway, just slander others "The beggar smiled, "So, I, a beggar, advise you to leave quickly, otherwise, I will not be polite."
"Hey, you're a beggar and you're still being polite, so let me see if you're not being polite."
"According to the records at the scene, your mother did not have any paint on the body. If the car really touched your mother, then the body should have your mother's clothing fibers, but it seems that nothing No." The beggar grinned, looking confident, "According to Article 324 of the second volume b of the "General Principles of Civil Law": Anyone who does such things with improper reasons constitutes fraud and will be fined more than 3000 yuan and 1 yuan. A fine of not more than [-] yuan. If a crime is constituted, criminal responsibility shall be investigated.”
With her casual words, Su Hai's eyes lit up immediately: "I just said that this girl feels a little weird. It turns out that she has such a thorough study of law, and she can translate the legal provisions in the blink of an eye." come out.
The old lady who was howling at the side stopped howling when she heard that the beggar had brought out the law, and left with her daughter-in-law immediately.Seeing this, the man pointed at the beggar's face, "You stinking beggar..."
With that said, he was about to leave immediately.
"Stop!" The beggar immediately stopped him, "Article 203 of the first volume of the "General Principles of Civil Law" has made it very clear that anyone who intimidates others by improper means in order to achieve his own selfish desires constitutes the crime of intimidation and shall be fined less than 5000 yuan. Fines. If the circumstances are serious enough to constitute a crime, criminal responsibility shall be investigated.”
"One law at a time, I'm sorry little beggar..." Seeing that the beggar kept bringing out the legal provisions, the guy finally couldn't help apologizing.You must know that it was indeed his fault just now, so when others talked about the law, he immediately felt guilty.
After getting rid of the three guys in front of him, the beggar looked at Su Hai and the others with a smile on his face: "Well, if it was you, I'm afraid that you will either do something or do something right away. But I just said a few words casually, and they left gone."
"You are really amazing." Wang Kai gave her a thumbs up, "You can memorize all the legal provisions so fluently."
The little beggar shrugged and blinked his eyes: "Who told you that it is a legal provision, I just made it up to deceive these three idiots. Anyway, they like to deceive people, and I will deceive them too, which is not too much." , the little beggar smiled at everyone, turned around and walked away bouncing.
Thinking that the two legal provisions just now were actually made up by this beggar, Su Hai and others suddenly laughed and shook their heads: It seems that people who don’t understand the law can’t afford to be hurt. Everywhere is useful.
"This little beggar looks very smart, and he is the talent our company needs." While driving, Wang Kai saw that An Keke was still scolding the little beggar just now, and couldn't help but praise her with a slight smile from the bottom of his heart.
An Keke pouted: "There are so many capable people, what do you want this kind of beggar to come to our company for. You can tell she is not a good person by looking at her thief-like appearance."
"But she must have saved you just now." Su Hai turned his head and told what he saw at the bottom of the water.But Ankeke, Aunt Awang and the others immediately blinked their eyes when they heard what Su Hai said, looking incredulous.
An Keke said: "Actually, I jumped into the lake on purpose today. I know Mary is by my side, and I know her intentions. But I don't know, so it wasn't you who saved me."
"Yeah, not long after you plunged into the water, Encore floated to the surface of the water. When everyone fished her up with fishing nets, that beggar threw a big bucket of feces and urine all over her." Xie Yu explained.
"Ah, I see!" At this moment, Aunt Awang blinked, as if thinking of something immediately.Seeing everyone looking at her curiously, she immediately explained: "It turns out that these filthy things are exactly the nemesis of those dirty tricks that Mary used just now!"
Hearing what she said, everyone couldn't help being surprised: "No way, what do you mean?"
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