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Chapter 101 Outlaw Madman...Professor Wei Wei?
Chapter 101 Outlaw Madman...Professor Wei Wei?
Backstage.
Director Qian and Director Jiang were urgently contacting other professors, but suddenly, a thunderous applause caught their attention.
"What's going on?" Director Qian raised his eyebrows and asked.
"I don't know." Director Jiang also looked blank.
At this time, Director Zhao walked in excitedly, "I'll go! Teacher Ye is so awesome! Did you listen to the passage just now?"
"Huh? Which part?"
Director Qian and Director Jiang were busy on the phone just now, so they didn't pay attention to the front desk at all.
"Ms. Ye's program! It's so powerful, I'm so open-eyed, Mr. Ye is really playing with the law!"
Director Zhao was talking about what happened to Ye Luo just now, and Director Qian looked surprised, "Really? The audience responded so well?"
"That's right, the applause just now made my ears hurt." Director Zhao said excitedly: "Director Qian, I think we should stop looking for guests, why don't we let Teacher Ye speak by himself!"
"Let me take a look first." Director Qian didn't see it just now, but Director Zhao's behavior really made Director Qian interested.
Teacher Ye Luo really spoke so well?
What does it mean to make fun of the law?
Both Director Qian and Director Jiang sat in front of the monitor and watched.
……
At this moment, Professor Wei and the three in the auditorium were also stunned. They naturally knew what Ye Luo said was the legal obligation to save relatives, but they never thought that this legal clause could be used like this?
How did your brain grow?It's obviously an emotional issue, but you got involved in the law?You can connect things that are out of reach?
Although a little shocked in my heart, Professor Wei's expression remained the same, and he even snorted coldly, "Nonsense! If it's true according to what you said, it's likely to score, then you can help him find a partner?"
The three of them sat in the first row, Ye Luo could naturally hear what they said clearly.
But Ye Luo was not annoyed, but repeated it, "Well, what Professor Wei said just now, if you follow what I said, then you will probably score, and let me help you find a partner..." Ye Luo said here He smiled and joked, "Professor Wei is not young, but he is very fashionable and knows how to find a partner."
There was a burst of laughter from the auditorium. How could they have seen anyone dare to tease Professor Wei before?
Professor Wei blew his beard and stared angrily, but Ye Luo didn't give him a chance to speak, and continued directly: "Unfortunately, I can tell everyone responsibly that if you listen to me and your partner breaks up with you, I will It must be irresponsible. Not only me, even if you ask Professor Wei that there is something you want to do, but you don’t know whether it is illegal or not. Then Professor Wei tells you that you can do it boldly, sure. It’s okay, but you were caught by the police after you finished your work, and you cried to the police, saying that Professor Wei allowed it, does it work?”
"of course not!"
"Professor Wei is a law professor, but is his answer authoritative?"
"Not at all! Note, I said not at all!"
"Professor Wei's answer is a jurisprudential explanation if you put it nicely, but it's nonsense if you put it badly! Does it have any legal effect? Not at all!"
Ye Luo even stretched out his index finger and gestured, "Attention, I'm emphasizing it again, it's not at all! If you were talking about revealing your mouth at that time, it would be even more fun if you said it was ordered by Professor Wei. "
"Hahaha~"
There was a burst of laughter at the scene. Just now everyone was relatively restrained, but this time the audience really couldn't help it!
"I really opened my eyes. It's the first time I saw someone take Wei Lao as an example."
"I'm dying of laughter, this sentence 'not at all...' is so funny, look at his snarky energy, hahahaha!"
"What people said is wrong, personal explanation is really not authoritative. It's just his way of expression, it's really awesome, most people can't think of it."
"Oh? Why did Professor Wei stand up? What did he say? It's too far away for me to hear you!"
"Hahaha, I guess old Wei has lost his temper. I laughed to death."
Ye Luo's embarrassing expression, coupled with what he said, really made everyone laugh.
Even Director Qian and Director Jiang in the background laughed out loud.
"Teacher Ye is really poisonous!" Director Qian was furious at Wei Donghua and the others, but after sitting and listening to Ye Luo's lecture for 5 minutes, his cheeks ached from laughing.He even felt a little sympathetic to Wei Donghua, Ye Luo made him angry, he couldn't say a word.
what can you say
Is Ye Luo talking nonsense, or scolding you?Every word people say has a law to follow!
Now Professor Wei was so angry that he was about to go on stage, he wanted to tear Ye Luo's mouth, but after he stood up, he didn't think to refute Ye Luo.
After thinking about it for a while, he realized that what this guy said was actually him!
This made Professor Wei collapse even more.
Judicial interpretations are only counted in documents issued by state agencies, and what others say has no legal effect.
But the question is, what the hell are you talking about me for?
You son of a bitch!How insidious!
Professor Wei's face turned green with anger, but it was useless, Ye Luo continued, "Since we talked about Professor Wei, let me use Professor Wei to give you an example."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Wei Donghua and asked, "By the way, Professor Wei, I remember that when you analyzed my beating incident, you said that as long as you don't give your real name in this kind of legal argument, it doesn't count." Violation of reputation right?"
Wei Donghua nearly vomited blood when he heard this.
Yes!
When the legal circles were analyzing the "Barbecue restaurant beating incident", they did mention Ye. After all, he was the party involved, so there was no way not to mention it!
But the point is, what the hell is that a real case, can it be the same as your empty-mouthed example now?
Moreover, we are talking about Ye, you mean Professor Wei?You can just say my name!
But Ye Luo didn't care about Wei Donghua's reaction. Could Ye Luo not know if it was an infringement or not?He asked Wei Donghua just to disgust him.
You've been throwing face at me since you entered the door, and you've been targeting me all the time, why don't you let me have a good time now?
Ye Luo said with a smile: "Just now I told you about emotions, now I will give you a small example about finances. It is said that one day Professor Wei went to the bank's ATM to withdraw money, but he got stuck After plugging it in, I got [-], but the ATM vomited out [-]. This made Professor Wei overjoyed, thinking that God has finally opened his eyes, and let me have such a good thing, and I picked it up for nothing. So much money? So, without even thinking about it, Professor Wei went home with the wad of money in his pocket."
"Everyone can think about it, what kind of behavior is Professor Wei?"
Ye Luo looked at the audience and asked, "Did he pick up money?"
The audience below really answered yes, Ye Luo smiled, "Then you are ready to go in to accompany Professor Wei. This kind of behavior is considered stealing." Ye Luo explained: "Obviously the money that does not belong to Professor Wei, Professor Wei also Knowing that it was money from an ATM, but you took it back, this is called taking without telling or stealing.”
"Of course, if the police come to the door at this time, if Professor Wei wants to go in and squat in the police station, what should he say?"
Ye Luo glanced around, and the audience had everything to say, and Ye Luo even asked Wei Donghua, "Professor Wei, what do you think?"
Wei Donghua's face was so gloomy and terrifying that Feng Yu beside him couldn't stand it anymore, and pointed at him and said, "Ye Luo, don't bully people too much!"
Ye Luo smiled, "Law discussion, is it normal for me to give an example? Let me tell you, Professor Wei only needs to say that he didn't pay attention at the time, right? Professor Wei can say that he didn't look carefully at the time, then what? Is it 1 yuan or 10 yuan? I don’t know. Is this still called stealing? This is called an accident. Return the money to the bank and say sorry, isn’t it all right? Accidents can never convict you Bar?"
The audience in the audience burst into applause after listening to it. Really, it was all spontaneous. They really had never heard such a lecture on Fa principles.
It is obviously the same behavior, but the words are different, but the final result is very different!
Everyone understands the truth here, but no one has ever said it like this before!
But that's not the end yet, Ye Luo kept talking more and more, "I'll give you another example, suppose there is a conflict between Professor Wei and us."
Speaking of this, everyone is already laughing.
You two have conflicts, do you still need to assume this matter?
Ye Luo also laughed, and continued: "Today we quarreled again. After I came back, the more I thought about it, the more angry I decided to kill him! How to kill him? I'm going to poison him! But, I don't understand How to poison, so I went to the Internet to check, and the netizen told me that adding wine to raw flour can poison people to death.”
"So, this day I asked Professor Wei to come out for a drink, and I planned to quietly add a bag of flour to his beer. But I took it by mistake and accidentally made it into arsenic. As a result, Professor Wei accidentally sneezed while drinking , spilled the beer on the ground, and let the dog drink it, and seeing his dog died, Professor Wei knew that the wine was poisonous."
"Do you understand? How do you think this case should be handled?"
The audience were all college students in the field of law, and they all understood the law, but when they heard the example given by Ye Luo, the audience was stunned.
After dozens of seconds, the person in the front row said, "Attempted murder?"
Many other viewers, even Director Qian backstage, thought the same way. This should be an attempted murder.
But Ye Luo said with a smile: "I guess everyone thinks so, but in fact, this is not an attempted murder."
Ye Luo explained: "If you decide that it was an attempted murder, it is obviously logically inconsistent. Although in fact what I took was arsenic, it was an actual intentional act, but the intentional act is divided into two levels. What am I doing... I think I am killing Professor Wei with beer and flour, and the norm is to judge whether this is intentional homicide or a prank? Obviously, this is a prank. Moreover, there is no negligence and no attempt, so this does not constitute a crime."
"If Professor Wei was really poisoned to death because of this, did I kill you on purpose? Sorry, no, because I wanted to kill you with beer and flour, but I accidentally made a mistake and turned it into arsenic. This caused Professor Wei to be poisoned to death, what is this? It was my fault that caused Professor Wei's death, so it is manslaughter."
After Ye Luo finished speaking, the scene was silent for a long time, and everyone swallowed unconsciously.
Does this work?
Professor Wei's complexion was even darker, Ye Luo is really capable of making up stories!
Can you make up such an outrageous example?
You are so good at making up, why don't you write novels... wait a minute!
Grass!
This guy is really a writer of novels!
Now Professor Wei has come to his senses, no wonder Ye Luo is so good at giving examples, he just opened his mouth to come to all kinds of outrageous cases, because this guy is a novel writer!
Storytelling is his forte!
Professor Wei couldn't hold back at all.
Professor Wei really wasn't wrong about this point, Ye Luo could indeed make it up.
Next, that outrageous example is one after another.
It seems to open the door to a new world for the audience.
It turns out that the law can be so interesting?
Even the backstage staff who have been engaged in the legal column for many years, including Director Qian and Director Jiang, listened to it with gusto.
Who said that law popularization programs have to be serious?
Look at the level of Mr. Ye, when did there have been so many laughter in the law popularization program?If it was before, Director Qian would not believe it!
But today, he really believed it!
Director Qian was overjoyed, even looking at Professor Wei's eyes was much more comfortable.
Of course, at this time, Professor Wei seemed a bit out of tune with the cheerful atmosphere of the studio.Others laughed heartily, but his old face was longer than a donkey.
But everyone also understands, after all, Ye Luo's protagonists in these examples are all him!
Professor Wei!
(End of this chapter)
Backstage.
Director Qian and Director Jiang were urgently contacting other professors, but suddenly, a thunderous applause caught their attention.
"What's going on?" Director Qian raised his eyebrows and asked.
"I don't know." Director Jiang also looked blank.
At this time, Director Zhao walked in excitedly, "I'll go! Teacher Ye is so awesome! Did you listen to the passage just now?"
"Huh? Which part?"
Director Qian and Director Jiang were busy on the phone just now, so they didn't pay attention to the front desk at all.
"Ms. Ye's program! It's so powerful, I'm so open-eyed, Mr. Ye is really playing with the law!"
Director Zhao was talking about what happened to Ye Luo just now, and Director Qian looked surprised, "Really? The audience responded so well?"
"That's right, the applause just now made my ears hurt." Director Zhao said excitedly: "Director Qian, I think we should stop looking for guests, why don't we let Teacher Ye speak by himself!"
"Let me take a look first." Director Qian didn't see it just now, but Director Zhao's behavior really made Director Qian interested.
Teacher Ye Luo really spoke so well?
What does it mean to make fun of the law?
Both Director Qian and Director Jiang sat in front of the monitor and watched.
……
At this moment, Professor Wei and the three in the auditorium were also stunned. They naturally knew what Ye Luo said was the legal obligation to save relatives, but they never thought that this legal clause could be used like this?
How did your brain grow?It's obviously an emotional issue, but you got involved in the law?You can connect things that are out of reach?
Although a little shocked in my heart, Professor Wei's expression remained the same, and he even snorted coldly, "Nonsense! If it's true according to what you said, it's likely to score, then you can help him find a partner?"
The three of them sat in the first row, Ye Luo could naturally hear what they said clearly.
But Ye Luo was not annoyed, but repeated it, "Well, what Professor Wei said just now, if you follow what I said, then you will probably score, and let me help you find a partner..." Ye Luo said here He smiled and joked, "Professor Wei is not young, but he is very fashionable and knows how to find a partner."
There was a burst of laughter from the auditorium. How could they have seen anyone dare to tease Professor Wei before?
Professor Wei blew his beard and stared angrily, but Ye Luo didn't give him a chance to speak, and continued directly: "Unfortunately, I can tell everyone responsibly that if you listen to me and your partner breaks up with you, I will It must be irresponsible. Not only me, even if you ask Professor Wei that there is something you want to do, but you don’t know whether it is illegal or not. Then Professor Wei tells you that you can do it boldly, sure. It’s okay, but you were caught by the police after you finished your work, and you cried to the police, saying that Professor Wei allowed it, does it work?”
"of course not!"
"Professor Wei is a law professor, but is his answer authoritative?"
"Not at all! Note, I said not at all!"
"Professor Wei's answer is a jurisprudential explanation if you put it nicely, but it's nonsense if you put it badly! Does it have any legal effect? Not at all!"
Ye Luo even stretched out his index finger and gestured, "Attention, I'm emphasizing it again, it's not at all! If you were talking about revealing your mouth at that time, it would be even more fun if you said it was ordered by Professor Wei. "
"Hahaha~"
There was a burst of laughter at the scene. Just now everyone was relatively restrained, but this time the audience really couldn't help it!
"I really opened my eyes. It's the first time I saw someone take Wei Lao as an example."
"I'm dying of laughter, this sentence 'not at all...' is so funny, look at his snarky energy, hahahaha!"
"What people said is wrong, personal explanation is really not authoritative. It's just his way of expression, it's really awesome, most people can't think of it."
"Oh? Why did Professor Wei stand up? What did he say? It's too far away for me to hear you!"
"Hahaha, I guess old Wei has lost his temper. I laughed to death."
Ye Luo's embarrassing expression, coupled with what he said, really made everyone laugh.
Even Director Qian and Director Jiang in the background laughed out loud.
"Teacher Ye is really poisonous!" Director Qian was furious at Wei Donghua and the others, but after sitting and listening to Ye Luo's lecture for 5 minutes, his cheeks ached from laughing.He even felt a little sympathetic to Wei Donghua, Ye Luo made him angry, he couldn't say a word.
what can you say
Is Ye Luo talking nonsense, or scolding you?Every word people say has a law to follow!
Now Professor Wei was so angry that he was about to go on stage, he wanted to tear Ye Luo's mouth, but after he stood up, he didn't think to refute Ye Luo.
After thinking about it for a while, he realized that what this guy said was actually him!
This made Professor Wei collapse even more.
Judicial interpretations are only counted in documents issued by state agencies, and what others say has no legal effect.
But the question is, what the hell are you talking about me for?
You son of a bitch!How insidious!
Professor Wei's face turned green with anger, but it was useless, Ye Luo continued, "Since we talked about Professor Wei, let me use Professor Wei to give you an example."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Wei Donghua and asked, "By the way, Professor Wei, I remember that when you analyzed my beating incident, you said that as long as you don't give your real name in this kind of legal argument, it doesn't count." Violation of reputation right?"
Wei Donghua nearly vomited blood when he heard this.
Yes!
When the legal circles were analyzing the "Barbecue restaurant beating incident", they did mention Ye. After all, he was the party involved, so there was no way not to mention it!
But the point is, what the hell is that a real case, can it be the same as your empty-mouthed example now?
Moreover, we are talking about Ye, you mean Professor Wei?You can just say my name!
But Ye Luo didn't care about Wei Donghua's reaction. Could Ye Luo not know if it was an infringement or not?He asked Wei Donghua just to disgust him.
You've been throwing face at me since you entered the door, and you've been targeting me all the time, why don't you let me have a good time now?
Ye Luo said with a smile: "Just now I told you about emotions, now I will give you a small example about finances. It is said that one day Professor Wei went to the bank's ATM to withdraw money, but he got stuck After plugging it in, I got [-], but the ATM vomited out [-]. This made Professor Wei overjoyed, thinking that God has finally opened his eyes, and let me have such a good thing, and I picked it up for nothing. So much money? So, without even thinking about it, Professor Wei went home with the wad of money in his pocket."
"Everyone can think about it, what kind of behavior is Professor Wei?"
Ye Luo looked at the audience and asked, "Did he pick up money?"
The audience below really answered yes, Ye Luo smiled, "Then you are ready to go in to accompany Professor Wei. This kind of behavior is considered stealing." Ye Luo explained: "Obviously the money that does not belong to Professor Wei, Professor Wei also Knowing that it was money from an ATM, but you took it back, this is called taking without telling or stealing.”
"Of course, if the police come to the door at this time, if Professor Wei wants to go in and squat in the police station, what should he say?"
Ye Luo glanced around, and the audience had everything to say, and Ye Luo even asked Wei Donghua, "Professor Wei, what do you think?"
Wei Donghua's face was so gloomy and terrifying that Feng Yu beside him couldn't stand it anymore, and pointed at him and said, "Ye Luo, don't bully people too much!"
Ye Luo smiled, "Law discussion, is it normal for me to give an example? Let me tell you, Professor Wei only needs to say that he didn't pay attention at the time, right? Professor Wei can say that he didn't look carefully at the time, then what? Is it 1 yuan or 10 yuan? I don’t know. Is this still called stealing? This is called an accident. Return the money to the bank and say sorry, isn’t it all right? Accidents can never convict you Bar?"
The audience in the audience burst into applause after listening to it. Really, it was all spontaneous. They really had never heard such a lecture on Fa principles.
It is obviously the same behavior, but the words are different, but the final result is very different!
Everyone understands the truth here, but no one has ever said it like this before!
But that's not the end yet, Ye Luo kept talking more and more, "I'll give you another example, suppose there is a conflict between Professor Wei and us."
Speaking of this, everyone is already laughing.
You two have conflicts, do you still need to assume this matter?
Ye Luo also laughed, and continued: "Today we quarreled again. After I came back, the more I thought about it, the more angry I decided to kill him! How to kill him? I'm going to poison him! But, I don't understand How to poison, so I went to the Internet to check, and the netizen told me that adding wine to raw flour can poison people to death.”
"So, this day I asked Professor Wei to come out for a drink, and I planned to quietly add a bag of flour to his beer. But I took it by mistake and accidentally made it into arsenic. As a result, Professor Wei accidentally sneezed while drinking , spilled the beer on the ground, and let the dog drink it, and seeing his dog died, Professor Wei knew that the wine was poisonous."
"Do you understand? How do you think this case should be handled?"
The audience were all college students in the field of law, and they all understood the law, but when they heard the example given by Ye Luo, the audience was stunned.
After dozens of seconds, the person in the front row said, "Attempted murder?"
Many other viewers, even Director Qian backstage, thought the same way. This should be an attempted murder.
But Ye Luo said with a smile: "I guess everyone thinks so, but in fact, this is not an attempted murder."
Ye Luo explained: "If you decide that it was an attempted murder, it is obviously logically inconsistent. Although in fact what I took was arsenic, it was an actual intentional act, but the intentional act is divided into two levels. What am I doing... I think I am killing Professor Wei with beer and flour, and the norm is to judge whether this is intentional homicide or a prank? Obviously, this is a prank. Moreover, there is no negligence and no attempt, so this does not constitute a crime."
"If Professor Wei was really poisoned to death because of this, did I kill you on purpose? Sorry, no, because I wanted to kill you with beer and flour, but I accidentally made a mistake and turned it into arsenic. This caused Professor Wei to be poisoned to death, what is this? It was my fault that caused Professor Wei's death, so it is manslaughter."
After Ye Luo finished speaking, the scene was silent for a long time, and everyone swallowed unconsciously.
Does this work?
Professor Wei's complexion was even darker, Ye Luo is really capable of making up stories!
Can you make up such an outrageous example?
You are so good at making up, why don't you write novels... wait a minute!
Grass!
This guy is really a writer of novels!
Now Professor Wei has come to his senses, no wonder Ye Luo is so good at giving examples, he just opened his mouth to come to all kinds of outrageous cases, because this guy is a novel writer!
Storytelling is his forte!
Professor Wei couldn't hold back at all.
Professor Wei really wasn't wrong about this point, Ye Luo could indeed make it up.
Next, that outrageous example is one after another.
It seems to open the door to a new world for the audience.
It turns out that the law can be so interesting?
Even the backstage staff who have been engaged in the legal column for many years, including Director Qian and Director Jiang, listened to it with gusto.
Who said that law popularization programs have to be serious?
Look at the level of Mr. Ye, when did there have been so many laughter in the law popularization program?If it was before, Director Qian would not believe it!
But today, he really believed it!
Director Qian was overjoyed, even looking at Professor Wei's eyes was much more comfortable.
Of course, at this time, Professor Wei seemed a bit out of tune with the cheerful atmosphere of the studio.Others laughed heartily, but his old face was longer than a donkey.
But everyone also understands, after all, Ye Luo's protagonists in these examples are all him!
Professor Wei!
(End of this chapter)
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