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Chapter 391 The Wedding of the Century

July twenty-nine.

The wedding day.

The wedding was originally planned to be simple, but due to changes in plans, everything had to be replanned.

The hotel had to be chosen in the largest location in the imperial capital.

The Never-Sleeping Beijing Hotel, located in the suburbs of Beijing, is usually very busy. But today, the bustle is definitely far greater than any other day in the past.

Too many people!

Before dawn, a large number of media gathered in the square in front of the hotel!

Although it was an exclusive live broadcast by the music channel, major domestic media still attended the event.

After all, this is Ye Luo's wedding.

Ye Luo, a name that has become a legend.

He is a star.

But he is not a star in the traditional sense.

If we only look at his ranking in the entertainment industry, he is not very high, and can only be considered a first-tier star. However, he is a well-deserved "Chinese superstar" of this era!
He leads this era of China!
Because it is a traditional Chinese wedding, the stages of picking up the bride, sending off the bride, and welcoming the bride all need to be shown.

In addition to the reporters waiting in the hotel, Ye Luo's house and Tang Rou's house were also crowded with people, including reporters, relatives and friends.

……

Ye Luo's home.

"Teacher Ye, it's almost time, are you ready?"

"Teacher Ye, please fix this hair a little bit."

"Teacher Ye, button up your clothes!"

Seeing that the auspicious time was about to arrive, Ye Luo's side was almost ready.

Ye Luo was wearing a bright red wedding gown and standing in front of the wedding procession.

The two little cousins ​​were standing on the left and right, each with a smile on their face.

"Brother, come on!"

Ye Luo waved his hand and said, "Let's go!"

The huge wedding procession, with the sound of gongs and drums, set out towards Tang Rou's home in the rising sun.

Behind the wedding procession, there was a large group of friends who came to watch the fun.

On the other side, at Sister Rou’s house, there was also a lot of noise.

Some people from the New Literature Association, the Ancient Literature Association, and the Chess Association had been waiting here early.

Tang Rou doesn’t have any close friends, and the Tang family doesn’t have many relatives, so these people came over to block the door.

"Teacher Ye hasn't arrived yet?"

"Look, time is almost up."

"Hey? The convoy! The convoy is coming!"

Everyone was looking around in the living room. Although they were nominally blocking the door, no one went to Tang Rou's boudoir on the second floor.

After all, most of them are gay men, so it’s not very convenient.

Professor Liu Ying, on the other hand, has been accompanying Sister Rou the entire time.

"Teacher Ye is here."

In the room, Professor Liu Ying leaned against the window and said with a smile.

Sister Rou was also wearing a bright red wedding gown, the festive red was dotted with golden yellow, which was full of elegance. Today, she looked extremely beautiful.

Tang Rou, who was sitting in the middle of the bed, also looked out when she heard the sound.

Professor Liu Ying said with a smile: "The person is here, but if he wants to get in, it will probably take some effort."

Looking at the smiling Professor Liu Ying, Sister Rou mourned for Teacher Ye for two minutes. She knew that those people in the living room downstairs would never let him up easily.

Ancient Chinese literature world.

New literary world.

Chess world.

Music industry.

……

These people are all holding back their energy.

In the blink of an eye.

Ye Luo entered the house with the wedding procession and all the necessary gifts.

In an instant, the already bustling living room became even noisier.

"Teacher Ye!"

"You never expected it? We are the ones blocking the door today!"

"Teacher Ye, if you want to go upstairs, you have to get past us."

“It’s not just one level!”

"It's not that easy to see the bride!"

Tang Rou's parents were watching with a smile on their faces. Such a joyous atmosphere was a must on a happy day.

Seeing so many familiar faces in the room, Ye Luo was a little dazed.

"What are you doing here?" Ye Luo shouted upstairs, "Sister Rou, this isn't my family!"

"Your words don't count!" Li Wenzheng, chairman of the Ancient Chinese Literature Association, said with a laugh, "We are all on Xiaorou's side."

Professor Feng Jiahua next to him also chimed in, "Teacher Ye, if you want to take your dear wife away, that depends on your ability."

As he spoke, he and Chairman Li looked at each other. The two old men, who were over a hundred years old in total, laughed and said directly to Ye Luo: "Our Ancient Literature Association will serve as a bridgehead. Let us guard the first hurdle of the wedding."

Everyone around applauded.

Ye Luo's face was also full of smiles. He also understood that if he didn't come up with something real today, he would never be able to see his wife.

However, Ye Luo was not afraid. What big scenes had he not seen?
"Come on! Today I will imitate Guan Erye and show you how I can defeat six generals and pass through five levels. Let you watch!"

"Okay! Then you better listen carefully." Chairman Li Wenzheng brushed his sleeves and said with a smile: "Teacher Ye, we are all aware of your attainments in poetry and prose. Today is your big day, so let's not talk about those poems and prose."

"No more poetry?"

"Ok?"

"What are Chairman Li and the others planning to do?"

Everyone was stunned. No one had discussed the topics they had prepared for today before. Even Ye Luo was a little surprised.

Chairman Li continued with a smile, "Our Ancient Chinese Literature Association is not only about ancient poetry and articles, let's take a look at this!"

As he spoke, Professor Feng Jiahua unfolded a scroll from the side, on which were two lines of characters written vertically in regular script.

Everyone unconsciously recited aloud, "A marriage of two flowers lasts forever; a husband and wife spend a hundred years together in the clouds."

"Ouch!"

"Couplet!" "I never thought that the Ancient Chinese Literature Association would bring out couplets."

Everybody couldn't help but marvel at it. The Ancient Chinese Literature Association has always regarded couplets as a "minor area of ​​ancient Chinese literature", but they didn't expect that they would bring this out to "block the door" today.

"Ha, it's reasonable to block the door with a couplet." Ye Luo said with a smile: "Is this couplet a gift?"

"Of course, Teacher Ye's wedding must have a small gift." Li Wenzheng said with a smile, "But, what comes next depends on your level."

Then, a middle-aged man appeared from behind Professor Feng Jiahua. He smiled and said, "Teacher Ye, please listen to the first couplet."

"Please say."

"My first couplet is," he said, deliberately drawing out the tone, "The moon is full in the sky, half full on earth, and full every month."

No matter what industry the people at the scene were from, they were all intellectuals. As soon as the first couplet came out, everyone immediately started to discuss.

Even Tang's father couldn't help but be a little surprised, thinking that this couplet was not simple.

"Teacher Ye, how about this first couplet?" Li Wenzheng said with a smile: "Ten minutes, if you can't come up with a couplet, you lose."

"ten minutes?"

The little cousin stood up for Ye Luo and said, "Isn't this too difficult?"

The people who were welcoming the bride also chimed in, "Old man, isn't this embarrassing?"

"You have to give it more time anyway."

“This is too short.”

Not only did the people who came to pick up the bride find it too difficult, even the other people who were blocking the door felt that the time was a bit too short.

After all, this is not an ordinary couplet!
Full moon, half moon.

The first couplet contains profound meaning, and it is not something that can be matched casually.

However, Ye Luo waved his hand and said, "What's ten minutes for? Not even one minute!"

Ye Luo cleared his throat, and before anyone could react, he had already said the second line, "At the end of this year, at the beginning of next year, at the end of every year, at the beginning of every year."

When this couplet came out, everyone in the Ancient Chinese Literature Association was stunned.

Especially the middle-aged man, his face was full of disbelief.

A few seconds later, cheers broke out in the living room.

"Wonderful!"

"It's absolutely wonderful!"

"How could they be so neat in such a short time? It's incredible."

"Teacher Ye is truly a god!"

Li Wen Zheng had to admit defeat, but this was not the end. He raised his chin towards the middle-aged man named Cao Ze, motioning him to continue.

"Teacher Ye, I have another couplet, please listen carefully." Cao Ze said: "Silkworms are the most powerful insects in the world."

This is a short couplet, and also a couplet composed of several characters.

The character "虫" (insect) under the character "天" (sky) is exactly the character "丝" (silkworm).

It's quite clever.

The others were trying to come up with the next line, but Ye Luo didn't give them time at all, "Hong is a bird by the river."

After saying that, Ye Luo did not forget to smile and said: "This is not difficult, let's do something more difficult!"

"Teacher Ye is still very courageous!"

"Hahaha, the Ancient Literature Association wanted to catch everyone by surprise, but they hit a wall again."

"This is the first time I've seen Teacher Ye make couplets. It's interesting."

"Don't underestimate Cao Ze. He is the best writer in the ancient literature world. If Mr. Ye is not careful, he might end up in trouble."

Everyone was talking about it.

Cao Ze is a man of talent. He said, "There is no mountain as beautiful as Wushan Mountain."

Ye Luo also opened his mouth and said, "What water can be as clear as the river water."

Cao Ze made another couplet, "There are islands on land and water. Boats can stop on the islands, but boats can't go on the islands."

Ye Luo replied in seconds, "Tianxin Pavilion, pigeons fall into the pavilion, the pigeons fly but the pavilion does not."

Cao Ze's forehead was covered with sweat. He gritted his teeth and took out the things he had kept at the bottom of his box, "Chaoyunchao, Chaochaochao, Chaochaohou."

Ye Luo smiled and said, "This is quite interesting. I agree with 'Water always grows, always increases, always decreases'."

Everyone was confused because they had not seen the words, so they did not understand the subtlety of the couplet. Until Cao Ze said confidently: "Teacher Ye, my first couplet is all about 'chao', which means 'chao' and 'tide'."

At this time, everyone was puzzled.

"What a wonderful combination!"

"All in one word?"

"I go!"

However, Ye Luo also had some ideas in mind. He naturally realized that the first couplet was not simple, so his second couplet was not as ordinary as it sounded.

Ye Luo replied: "What a coincidence, my second line also uses one word, I use '长' to represent '常'."

Someone nearby wrote out the couplet for the two of them, and when everyone saw it, their eyes widened.

Such couplets are really eye-opening!

"You are worthy of being Teacher Ye!"

Cao Ze reacted, clasped his fists and smiled. He was completely convinced.

Of course, everyone knew that this was not a competition, but just a good start for the wedding day.

Cao Ze still has a good pair, but there is no need to show it off, after all, there are others next in line.

It’s lively enough, that’s enough.

Of course, the pairing between him and Ye Luo really opened everyone's eyes.

Someone who was curious started to make a fuss, "Teacher Ye, why don't you write another one on the spot?"

"Yes, Mr. Ye, please give me another one."

Everyone hasn’t seen enough and just wants to broaden their horizons.

"Okay, I'll have another one then."

Ye Luo did not refuse. Today, he would accept everyone who came. After a little thought, Ye Luo said, "Where there is a will, there is a way. The 120 Qin passes will eventually belong to Chu. Heaven will not let down those who work hard. Even if you endure hardships, you can conquer Wu."

"it is good!"

"What a great connection!"

"Teacher Ye's moves are truly extraordinary. Who can compare to this level?"

"I'll hang this couplet in our school when I get back."

There was constant applause and cheers in the living room.

Even Tang Rou's parents, who were watching the fun from the sidelines, couldn't help but clap along.

This couplet really touched Director Tang's heart. The more I look at the falling leaves, the more I like them.

(End of this chapter)