mage in the late qing dynasty

Chapter 12 This guy peed his pants
Carpenter Li from Lugangling Village brought a cart of planks with a donkey cart.

"There is also this small iron pot made by the blacksmith for you. According to your requirements, an iron handle is welded on one side. The hammer and the ax are brought together. It will take a while for the next car board to work. I have it in my hand. There are no ready-made ones. The blacksmith’s house doesn’t have the foreign nails you want, I bought them at Yuanshengqing Department Store in the city, they are the only ones that have foreign goods.”

Carpenter Li has a very distinctive appearance, with a square face and a slightly covered sky.

Zhao Chuanxin paid all the money readily.

Looking at the silver dollar in his hand, Carpenter Li was a little taken aback.

It's not easy for anyone these days. People in the village usually trade something for something they build.Such as chickens, ducks, geese or eggs, or cloth, game from the mountains and so on.Some villagers also held a basket of eggs and half a hanging copper coin.

Only Zhao Chuanxin paid with silver dollars.

With several silver dollars in hand, Carpenter Li's heart beat faster.This is probably the legendary "money touches people's hearts".

If other people from the village came to him to work, he would usually put on airs.

But after seeing the silver dollar, Carpenter Li bent down uncontrollably: "Thank you very much."

"You're welcome, the board must be in accordance with the specifications, and the quality and quantity are guaranteed."

"That must be that must..."

This happened after Zhao Chuanxin held a small meeting with Zhao Zhongyi and Liu Guigui to discuss how to deal with the lock.

Zhao Chuanxin liked to pretend since he was a child, and when he grew up, with the improvement of aesthetics, he galloped on the road of pretending to be X.

The homes of later generations were designed by him and personally participated in the decoration.

The children all went home for dinner.

Now only Zhao Chuanxin and Ganfan are there.

He has confirmed that although he can have the most direct communication with Ganfan, at his age, he is a pure idiot in terms of IQ.

The last moment he "barked" at a grasshopper, Zhao Chuanxin told him not to make any noise, it just replied "OK", and continued to bark the next moment.

After all, even if it is a human baby, can you expect him to have a high IQ?

According to his requirements, the board has several specifications, long and short, thick and thin.

He picked up a piece of board casually, used the other piece attached to it as a ruler, and took out the elf carving knife to scratch it.

The feeling of silkiness arises spontaneously, and the place where it passes is like a flying blade in the novel Three-Body Problem, which can reach the level of nano-level cutting.

Looking at the wooden plank cut out in the shape of a crutch, the elf carving knife once again refreshed Zhao Chuanxin's cognition.

This thing is faster than electric "band saws" and "chainsaws".

The telescoping limit of the head of the elf carving knife is 5 cm, and the thickness within 5 cm, cutting wood is not much more difficult than cutting a piece of tofu.

Imagine drawing a line on the wood with a pencil, and the wood is broken when you draw it over. What kind of concept is this!
Capped my old baby!

Zhao Chuanxin continued to use wooden boards to make mats, compared to the thickness of the crutches, and scratched them with an elf carving knife.The two corners at the right angles of the crutches have been crossed, and the crutches have become worthy of the name, and the thickness is just right.

He measured with a crutch and cut a few boards.

After cutting the board, start to draw the line and make the dovetail.

Zhao Chuanxin has studied the tenon-tenon structure before. After studying for a period of time, he only learned to use dovetail tenon to make boxes. There are still a large number of netizens calling 666 on the public screen.

It's not for anything else, but because Zhao Chuanxin only used an electric trimmer to make the dovetail wooden box, which really bluffed a group of people.

In fact, this thing looks powerful, but it is actually very simple.

The sharpness of the elf carving knife is sharp, but sharpness is not everything.

At least, when making dovetail tenons, it is far less easy than trimming machines.

It took more than half an hour to complete the dovetail joints in batches.This is already considered slow for him.

Before it got dark, he took a mallet and hammered the dovetail into it to fit it well.

The wooden box has only five sides, and for the board at the bottom, Zhao Chuanxin dug a simple deer pattern.

A total of two boxes have been prepared, and more are useless.

Do this, it's getting dark.

Liu Baogui came and asked Zhao Chuanxin to eat.

The stove in his house was not on fire, so he could only eat and drink first.

But I didn't go to Zhao Zhongyi's house today. After all, no one's family has much food leftovers, but if a sheep is plucked for its wool, it will be bald.

Liu Guigui saw the wooden boards piled up in front of the door, and there was a pile of sand and yellow mud not far away, and he was in a daze.

"You did all this today?"

"correct."

"What did you do?"

"In exchange for sugar balls."

"..."

Although these children are not very big, the youngest is still wearing crotch pants.

But there are so many of them, more than 20 children, stimulated by the sugar ball, are rushing to work.

After eating, the three of them gathered in front of Zhao Zhongyi's house.

Zhao Zhongyi's mother-in-law leaned against the door frame, tears rolling in her eyes.

Liu Guigui was carrying a rusty hatchet, hey, it was another enchanted tetanus blade!
Zhao Zhongyi's weapon is relatively long, and the ash tree in the yard has already been attached to the gun.I don't know where the gun head is usually hidden.

The two looked at Zhao Chuanxin: "You don't have anything in your hands?"

"Forehead……"

Zhao Chuanxin took out the elf carving knife from his arms, which was a limited carving knife longer than a palm.

The veins on Liu Guigui's forehead were throbbing: "That's it?"

A little embarrassed, a little embarrassing, Zhao Chuanxin patted the devil vine on his waist: "And this!"

Liu Guigui was even angrier: "You just take a toothpick and a bundle of rope to fight the lock?"

What can I say?

Zhao Chuanxin patted him on the shoulder: "Be safe and don't be impatient, don't care about these details. There is a saying that is good, a man acts without regard to trivial matters!"

Liu Baogui trembled angrily: "Just do it, I'm afraid I'm going to be tricked to death by you!"

Zhao Zhongyi was a kind person after all, although he frowned, he didn't blame him.

"Okay, you two just need to be on the side drums, the rest is my business."

He was carrying a long gun, and a heroic spirit was born spontaneously.

Zhao Chuanxin couldn't help taking a look, and felt that he had re-acquainted with his great ancestor.

Zhao Zhongyi glanced back at the woman at the door, and turned his head resolutely.

The figures of the three were submerged in the darkness of Lugangling Village.

……

The three squatted in the tall grass beside the road, and the night dew wet their clothes.

Fortunately, the weather is not too cold.

Liu Baogui whispered: "Life and death are unpredictable today, but it's a pity that I haven't tasted the taste of women yet."

Zhao Chuanxin's palms holding the devil vine were sticky, and he was sweating from nervousness.

Having grown up so big, he has never fought with anyone, and he basically outsmarts when encountering problems.

Fighting to the death with others, this is the first time for a big girl to get on the sedan chair.

If he hadn't known the direction of history and how cruel those gangsters were, he would have felt the same as Zhao Zhongyi and Liu Guigui before.

But he still comforted and said: "Don't panic, first of all, even if we try our best, we may not die. This is the way in the world. Not necessarily tonight, we're just taking precautions."

The only person here who doesn't change his face or shake his hands is Zhao Zhongyi.

He half-closed his eyes, as if he was resting.The long gun was casually placed on his knees, keeping it in a state of easy access at any time.

Liu Guigui gritted his teeth and said, "I'm going to die, so let me just say a few words from my heart.

Zhongyi, you know, the daughter-in-law of Mrs. Zhang's family, that little widow is actually a little interested in you. "

Zhao Zhongyi was taken aback when he heard the words, and immediately shook his head.

I don't know if he means nothing, or if he means that he won't do what the little widow wants.

Liu Guigui continued: "I know she is interested in you, but you are ruthless to her. To tell you the truth, I actually care about her, and I have missed her for a long time."

Without waiting for Zhao Zhongyi to say anything, Zhao Chuanxin said: "If you are rare, go for it. What are you doing here gnashing your teeth? After today's business is over, I will give you a trick so that you can embrace the beauty."

Liu Guigui argued: "But, but, didn't you say that a friend's wife should not be bullied..."

"Fuck!" Zhao Chuanxin was happy: "The wife and children are hot on the kang, do you need to be here?"

Liu Baogui: "..."

Zhao Zhongyi: "..."

Liu Guigui stood up: "Oh, I want to pee again."

Zhao Chuanxin was dissatisfied and said, "Why do you urinate so frequently?"

"Aren't I nervous?"

At this moment, Zhao Zhongyi, who had his eyes closed, suddenly said, "Shh, someone is here."

Liu Guigui who was next to him quickly squatted down, and then Zhao Chuanxin heard the very, very subtle sound of water flowing.

This guy peed his pants...

(End of this chapter)