mage in the late qing dynasty

Chapter 235 Roof God of War Zhao Wudi

[The little girl continued to explain: While human beings are researching biotechnology, they are also slaughtering the dwarves and plundering their sacred objects.

Moreover, a large number of crypt elves were taken away and undergone biological transformation, turning them into bloodthirsty and emotionless Styx elves.

The Styx elves returned to the Styx Cave, occupied it, and plundered the few remaining holy objects here.

Today, only one holy relic remains—the chamber pot of the Old Gods.

The Crypt Elf who painted the last mural has been killed by the Styx Elf. 】

Zhao Chuanxin was stunned.

The chamber pot of the old gods, can this be called a holy thing?
No wonder it was able to be left behind. It is estimated that the remnants of creatures would not look down on things like the chamber pot of the old gods. This is more important than the shroud...

[After the little girl's explanation, I smelled a faint odor in my nose. 】

Zhao Chuanxin: "..."

Did it smell like shit?

[We continued to walk forward, the space suddenly opened up, and I was able to straighten up. 】

[This place is full of dust, there are traces of the crypt elves who once lived, and there is a tall altar. 】

[The altar is empty, except for one thing - a strange looking but small and inconspicuous bottle. 】

【The little girl pointed to the bottle and said: That is the last sacred object of the crypt elves—the chamber pot of the old gods. 】

At this time, Zhao Chuanxin began to make up his mind.

It can be called a holy object, and it is also a chamber pot.

Could it be that using this chamber pot for urination will increase some incredible and indescribable abilities?
Don't blame him for thinking about it, this kind of sacred object that specializes in the next three roads really makes people think about it.

[We are not interested in this sacred object. 】

Don't worry, Zhao Chuanxin is a little interested instead.

He was busy writing:

[I went to get the old god's chamber pot. 】

Then use the "key" to take out the chamber pot.

There is something extra in Zhao Chuanxin's hand.

He was immediately shocked again: "This old ruler, it seems, is also very 'little'."

Because this chamber pot is too small, it is impossible for any normal man to use it.

The entire chamber pot is about the size of an egg.

It is also completely different in shape from the chamber pot that Zhao Chuanxin has seen.

At first glance, it is really inconspicuous.

But the more he looked at it, the more Zhao Chuanxin felt indescribably awkward.

This thing looks very strange, the whole body is black, and the material is unknown.Below is a small ring, which should be hollow, with a round opening on it.The whole is a closed space, but the small ring below and the bottle belly above are not intersecting.

That is to say, the ring below is integrated with the belly of the bottle, but the ring does not pass through the surface of the belly of the bottle, but it becomes a whole with the belly of the bottle.

This is simply a paradox.

Zhao Chuanxin pinched the ring below and shook it up and down, as if there was nothing inside.

He shook left and right inadvertently, but suddenly opened his eyes wide.

We all know that shaking a bottle of drink feels different than shaking a bucket of water.

It's harder to shake a boiler.

If you want to shake dozens of tons of water, no one can shake it.

Zhao Chuanxin shook it, but he didn't.

He didn't shake, just moved to one side casually, but very easily.

But once it was shaken vigorously, the egg-sized chamber pot in his hand weighed over a thousand kilograms and could not be shaken at all.

If it is heavy, Zhao Chuanxin holds it lightly in his hand.

Horizontal gravity?
He stood up tentatively, trying to stretch his legs.

But at this time, holding the old god's chamber pot will inevitably produce a force of shaking from side to side.

Then, he couldn't move the hand holding the old god's chamber pot.

my cao...

Zhao Chuanxin slowed down his movements this time, got up slowly, and could move this time.

He put the Old God Chamber Pot into the space and tried it, and he was not affected when the Old God Chamber Pot was in the space.

Take it out of the space and sit down abruptly.

As a result, I couldn't move my right hand, so I didn't sit down in a daze.

A light flashed in Zhao Chuanxin's head.

He raised his right hand high, then shook it vigorously from side to side, and lifted his lower legs secretly.

then……

His legs are in the air!
Zhao Chuanxin was stunned.

What is the principle of this?
He is addicted to playing here,
But in the eyes of others, that's not the case at all.

For example, Zhang Rong, the little girl next to them, their mother and daughter, and the passengers around them.

They all looked at Zhao Chuanxin like a madman.

Because at this time, Zhao Chuanxin was holding his right hand high.

When he held the old god chamber pot, others looked like he was making a fist.

I saw him holding his right fist high, but his right fist didn't move, but his arm kept trembling from side to side due to the exertion.

Zhang Rong was so embarrassed that he quickly lowered his voice and said, "Old Zhao, Lao Zhao, have you committed a shofar? Sit down, it's really embarrassing."

Even Mr. Zhao stopped calling, and directly called Lao Zhao Lao Zhao.

I can't afford to lose that person with him.

Who is Zhao Chuanxin?
Does he care about other people's eyes?

He said cheerfully, "Leave me alone, just pretend you don't know me."

He hasn't had enough.

And Zhang Rong: "..."

Zhao Chuanxin stopped shaking, put away the diary, and walked towards the middle of the train holding the Old God chamber pot.

But when walking and the train is moving, it is inevitable that it will shake from side to side.

So, everyone saw that he was like a legendary zombie, walking forward with such a weird posture.

The little girl said: "Mother, why does this gentleman not look very smart after eating clever soup?"

Her mother got up, pulled the little girl into the seat to protect her, and warned: "Stay away from him, this man is crazy..."

Not only that, but he also glanced vigilantly at Zhang Rong, who was obviously Zhao Chuanxin's friend.

Zhang Rong wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in, he felt ashamed.

Zhao Chuanxin played for a while, then returned to his seat with the Old God Chamber Pot.

I thought of the "I" in the diary again, and I smelled bad smell.

At that time, Zhao Chuanxin connected the smell with the chamber pot for the first time.

But you don't smell anything now?

Just as he was about to study it, Zhang Rong couldn't help it: "Old Zhao, I beg you, can you rest? We walked all night, aren't you sleepy?"

Seeing him about to collapse, Zhao Chuanxin smiled.

In the end, he still put away the old god's chamber pot, and as soon as his back was attached to the seat, sleepiness swept over him.

In the past two years, Zhao Chuanxin's biological clock has been completely adjusted, and his sleep is scary.

Staying up all night suddenly, the drowsiness is simply irresistible.

His head quickly started to work bit by bit. Before his consciousness disappeared, Zhao Chuanxin's last thought was - it's all because Zhang Rong didn't let me play the chamber pot, and he couldn't stand it anymore.

Then fell asleep.

Zhang Rong saw that Zhao Chuanxin's head was no longer on the opposite side, so he knew that he had fallen asleep.

But Zhao Chuanxin slept, but he didn't dare.

When Zhao Chuanxin woke up from hunger, he saw that Zhang Rong was still awake.

Zhao Chuanxin felt relieved, took out the canned food and ate some.

After eating, Zhao Chuanxin saw that there was an empty seat next to him, so he leaned against the window, half-lyed down and continued to sleep.

Zhang Rong: "Why did you fall asleep again? It's my turn to sleep."

However, Zhao Chuanxin had already snored slightly.

Zhang Rong couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Some people are naturally suitable for such a big job, and they can still fall asleep peacefully after the job is over.

At that time, he tried to assassinate the five ministers and escaped. He was worried, and he was in a panic. Not to mention how nervous he was, he couldn't sleep at all.

After being arrested, there was a sense of relief.

……

The next day, "Ta Kung Pao", "The Times", "Beiyang Official Daily", "Jiangnan Business Package" and so on, but everyone who received the news wrote immediately that the Forbidden City was bombed and Cixi was assassinated news.

National uproar!

Most of these newspapers report in a realistic manner, with an objective attitude, impartiality, and honesty.

After all, it involves Cixi.

Some official newspapers even concealed the embarrassment of Cixi.

However, this kind of thing does not mean that you can cover it up if you want to. After all, newspapers all over the world have reported it. If you don’t report it, someone will report it.

Among them, the most interesting is "Nu Bao".

This paper is bold.

The above blatantly published comments that were obviously biased towards Zhao Chuanxin's comments - the day before yesterday, Zhao Chuanxin bombarded the Compassion Palace.Later, he was transferred to Chuxiu Palace to assassinate Cixi.As I expected, Zhao Chuanxin may have aimed at the wrong location that day, thinking that Cixi lived in the Cining Palace.The most astonishing thing is that Zhao Chuanxin is single, and these things were done by him alone.Zhao Chuanxin shot from the roof of Chuxiu Palace. The gun he used was very special, a portable and expensive electric gun with continuous firepower.The eunuch Li Lianying injured his arm on the spot, while Cixi jumped out of the window to survive.After firing the gun, Zhao Chuanxin was besieged by thousands of Beiyang soldiers, but he still drifted away.Even those in the Beiyang Army who are the opponents have to sigh with emotion, saying that they have the ability of Lu Bu and the courage of the overlord.In addition, the folks named Zhao Chuanxin "Zhao Wudi"...

This article was written by an autumn heroine.

Sure enough, rubbing traffic is beneficial, and this issue of "Nubao" is a big hit.

As a result, the names of Zhao Chuanxin's "Zhao Wudi" and "God of War" spread like wildfire.

And Li Guangzong, who was entrusted by Zhao Chuanxin to talk to Qiu Nuxia, had already arrived in Tianjin Wei.

He didn't have time to handle the other things that Zhao Chuanxin had told him, so he hurried northward.

At the moment, there are several newspapers on his desk.

What he was holding was the "Nubao", and after reading the records on it, the sweat on his forehead was like a waterfall.

The more he was afraid of something, the more he wished he didn't know Zhao Chuanxin that well.

Instead, Herbert Ponting, who went north with him, read with relish the report on Zhao Chuanxin in The Times.

There was a sound of tsk tsk in his mouth, and he was overwhelmed.

"Mr. Zhao is really, really a hero of the world. He is the Robin Hood of the East! I think that if Mr. Zhao's incident is made into a movie, it will be very popular in both the East and the West."

Cixi is a popular figure at the moment, even in the West, her every move can attract people's attention.

The fact is, as Herbert Ponting said, if it is really made into a movie, it might really get a big box office.

It is best to write the title - Robin Hood of the East.

However, Li Guangzong wiped off his cold sweat and said with a wry smile: "This is not a good thing. Mister has caused a lot of trouble. Fortunately, Lugang Town sent a message in advance, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous. Also, don't even think about using the 'Oriental Robin Hood' It's a gimmick to shoot a movie. If you tell him that, he will probably kick you twice."

"Why?" Herbert Ponting was puzzled. "Oriental Robin Hood, this is a very high praise."

"Hehe, because he'll be offended when you describe him as your brash hero in England. Maybe he'll be happy to describe him as your hero."

"Ah this..."

Why does it seem that Zhao Chuanxin looks down on the great powers?
Or Li Guangzong understood Zhao Chuanxin, if Herbert Ponting really said it, maybe Zhao Chuanxin came up with two big arms!
In Lugang Township,

In the conference room, a group of people looked at each other.

There are several newspapers in front of Liu Guigui: "That's how it happened. Our god of war, Zhao Wudi, went to kill Cixi, almost killed the old lady, and forced her to jump out of the window to escape. Li Lianying was shot by him with a Madsen machine gun. Injured, that is, Madsen's caliber is not big, otherwise half of his arm must be crippled. The old lady became angry and ordered to hunt down and pass the salary to the ends of the earth."

A tabloid on the table vividly recorded how the aging Cixi jumped out of the window clumsily, and vividly described the scene where Cixi almost fell and was eaten by a dog.

This issue of the tabloid is probably out of print.

At this time, the core members of the insurance team felt like the heroes of Liangshan when the Song Dynasty attacked Liangshan.

A little drifting.

But thinking about the consequences, I was a little apprehensive.

Shuangxi slapped the conference table: "Fuck, or else it has to be a salary pass!
Te Te Niang's fun, if only I could see how Cixi jumped out of the window and threw dogs and gnawed shit.

It's a pity I wasn't able to join in on this matter.

As for the Qing court, what are you afraid of?If you dare to come, then do them! "

Er Fatty squinted his small eyes: "The matter of passing on salaries is very encouraging, but the Beiyang Army outside the customs has become a force, and they cannot be defeated head-on. It is better to prepare in advance and ambush them on the way."

Liu Guigui shook his head: "Thanks to Li Guangzong for letting us publish in the newspaper in advance, I asked Zhang Zhankui of Tianjin Wei that the Lafayette in the Forbidden City is currently only targeting the salary. As long as this drama continues, the problem will be solved." Not big."

Zhang Daquan, who is usually very listless, said: "The problem is, he doesn't know about our publication in the newspaper, does he? What if he is really angry..."

Liu Baogui's mood is also very exciting now, and he is honored.

Hearing this, he immediately shied away: "This idea came from Li Guangzong, let him explain it.

Besides, before confiscating the assets passed on, there were internal secret files.

Although his asset income will also be confiscated in the future, it will be additionally recorded in private and filed.

When he can come back in the future, what's his is still his, so just divide it up.This time, it was nothing more than an enhanced version of chanting slogans. The timeline may have been stretched a little longer, but the result was the same. "

In this way, everyone was relieved and began to discuss in full swing, what was Cixi's reaction at that time, and what pretentious words did Zhao Chuanxin say.

For example, Liu Guigui vowed: "With the character of passing on salary and pretending to be aggressive, I guess he can recite a poem, and it's not a problem for me to laugh at the sky."

Shuangxi shook her head: "What's the use of saying that, I think Chuanxin must be holding Cixi's collar, and slapping her face with her round arm."

"Fart, didn't you read in the newspapers that Chuanxin is on the roof, and there is no chance to get in touch with Cixi, let alone slap her. They also nicknamed Chuanxin the 'God of War on the Roof'. "

Big newspapers dare not publish Zhao Chuanxin's outrageous words.

Small newspapers, except for obscenity, have no access to inside information at all.

As for what Zhao Chuanxin said that day, everyone is really looking forward to it, and all readers want to know.

It's a pity that these words will not spread until a long time later, after the rotation of the Beiyang soldiers stationed in the Forbidden City.

Nanyang, the residence of Sun Gongwu.

Sun Gongwu held the newspaper and slapped his thigh straight: "Mr. Zhao is really a hero in the world! The name of the God of War is worthy of the name! It is a pity that Mr. Zhao is not willing to be used by me. Otherwise, our actions in Zhennanguan this year will not increase. Little odds!"

Japan,

Li Shutong had just finished performing "La Traviata" and left the stage.

After "La Traviata" was performed for the first time in February this year, it caused a sensation.Every game will be hot.

But after acting more, Li Shutong also passed the excitement.

He took off his wig and wiped off the heavy makeup on his face.Yes, in "La Traviata", he is a reverse woman.

He felt a little tired, lay down on the chair, picked up the newspaper on the table and glanced at it.

Then, his eyes widened: "Fuck!"

This Japanese newspaper reported the news that Zhao Chuanxin bombarded the Forbidden City and assassinated Cixi. Li Shutong was dumbfounded when he saw it.

Even if this matter is placed on Zhao Chuanxin, it is too tough!
But if you think about it carefully, isn't this Zhao Chuanxin?

What else is he afraid to do?

In addition to being close to people, the Japanese are also paying attention to Zhao Chuanxin.

Saito Kijiro and Shinoda Harasaku, who have been stirring up wind and rain in the Jianshima area recently, also read the newspaper.

He took a sip of tea and asked Zhice Shinoda next to him: "Mr. Xiaotian, what do you think of Zhao Chuanxin?"

Shinoda Harasaku has been a little swollen recently.

Not only did he show his face in front of Ito Hirobumi, but he also got in touch with the aristocratic Nishimiya Shousho.Adding Naoko Yuka always gives him the illusion that the friendship is about to be sublimated.

He said in an indifferent but slightly proud tone: "Zhao Chuanxin is just a man, nothing to be afraid of."

Saito Kijiro, who was born in the army, has a different opinion: "This person has always hated our Japanese Empire. He was able to escape unscathed after making a big fuss in the Forbidden City. This is not something ordinary people can do. I think we should take precautions .”

"Saito-kun, don't worry, Lugang Town has already kicked him out. In this way, he has no source of income, like a tiger that has lost its minions. In addition, the news about the incident I planned will appear in the Korean newspapers tomorrow. At that time, South Korea and our Japanese empire will fight against the Qing people with one heart! Even if Zhao Chuanxin comes, he will be helpless!"

Kijiro Saito couldn't help giving a thumbs up when he heard this, "Shinoda-kun's strategy on the newspaper is really a stroke of genius!"

Shinoda Harasaku bowed slightly: "Saito-kun is too much, it's just a small skill."

……

Zhao Chuanxin and Zhang Rong arrived in Fengtian, hired a local carriage, and rushed to Fushun City.

Zhao Chuanxin didn't think the carriage was dirty, and lay on the back with a piece of dog's tail grass in his mouth.

Zhang Rong sat on the shaft of the car and glanced back at him: "Old Zhao, Lugang Town doesn't want you anymore, why don't you go to Japan with me?"

"Manly man, if you fall, get up, get up and then fall." Zhang Rong thought that Zhao Chuanxin would say that you fell and then get up again, but Zhao Chuanxin said: "Get up and then fall, then lie down."

"..." Zhang Rong slapped the shaft of the car angrily: "How can this be done? If you fall down, you should get back up again, persevering, this is what a real man does."

"I'm not going, I have a nickname - Japanese Widow Maker.

I can't create so many widows, and then I will help those dead Japanese ghosts fill the void in their wives' hearts, right?
That's so immoral too, it's not good. "

After a long silence, Zhang Rong said, "What are you going to Yanbian area for?"

"Go and exchange military affairs with the Japanese and learn from each other. Didn't I tell you?"

"I read in the newspaper that the Japanese have wolfish ambitions to occupy the Jiandao area. I think you are going to fight the Japanese, right?"

"You are also a person who is going to study in Japan soon, and also learn a lot of etiquette from the Japanese, pay attention to etiquette!

This is military exchanges, not wars. "

Zhang Rong was stunned: "You will bow before you shoot, right?"

"That's not true, but I'll put my hands together and give them a break before I shoot."

The two of them were talking nonsense, when a group of horses and horses came running from a distance in front, people screamed for a while, and dust flew up.

There was only a "bang" gunshot, and someone shouted: "The carriage in front, quickly untie the horse, we will requisition this horse!"

(End of this chapter)