The noble lady who wears books has to fight monsters and upgrade
Chapter 180 Don't use bean buns as dry food, weasels are also wolves!
The first thing Xu Momo and the little maid Cai'er did when they ran back to Dangui Garden was to go straight to the latrine, and then they vomited violently.
It turns out that this is a medicine developed by Ji Jun based on the principle of bionics. When the weasel encounters an enemy, it will emit a particularly unpleasant stinky fart.After a person eats it, if he is not frightened and does not exert force violently, nothing will happen.
But when you are frightened, especially a sudden and strong fright, such as kidnapping, seeing a scary scene, etc., especially when you encounter extreme force such as desperately pulling and breaking free, then the whole person is highly nervous, and this medicine will Will work right away!
What it showed was that there was a sudden cramping pain in the abdomen, and then the stinky farts popped out one after another like a cannonball!
And the strength of the fart increases with the degree of tension and pulling, the denser the "fart" and the stronger the smell.
The most important thing is that the smell of this fart is very pungent to the nose and eyes.
The nearby dogs can quickly smell the "stinky smell". Under the guidance of the strong "stinky smell", they will move when they leave, follow the guidance of the smell, and quickly recognize those people whose body these smells are relatively strong. light.
Because, Ji Jun had trained the dogs before: the ones with no "stinky smell" and the ones with abnormally strong "stinky smell" were his own people.
Chen Guogong's people were naturally contaminated with some "stinky smell" during their tussling with Madam Xu and Cai'er, but after all, they didn't emit it themselves, so the "stinky smell" on their bodies was relatively weak.
These well-trained dogs bite people with light "stink"!
Therefore, this group of dogs bought time to rescue Madam Xu and Cai'er!
Next, because the dogs who can distinguish "stinky" are small in size, and for the convenience of ambushes, Ji Jun also focused on selecting a few dogs that are not very big. Therefore, it is a bit difficult to deal with a few skilled people. Powerless.
However, Li Mi's hidden guards who were in ambush arrived at this time and subdued them with stones as hidden weapons!
After Madam Xu finished purging, she immediately changed her clothes, and leaned softly on the chair as if she had collapsed, with a look of shock.
The little maid Cai'er was fine, she recovered quickly, and she was more embarrassed.Ji Jun rewarded her with a little money and asked her to buy two new clothes before rewarding herself.
If this drug is not induced, it can always live in peace.And once it is triggered, after the stinky fart is discharged, people will have continuous diarrhea in the next few days, which will also have a certain impact on the human body.Ji Jun also couldn't bear it, so he gave the little maid some compensation.
It was already a surprise that the little maid was not "robbed", and she got so much money for letting out a lot of "smelly farts", she suddenly smiled, because her usual monthly money was not so much at all!
Seeing this, Shao Yao enviously said to the little maid,
"You are so lucky!"
Ji Jun rolled his eyes at Shao Yao and said,
"What's the matter, you've lost money again, are you short of money?"
Shaoyao hurriedly waved her hands,
"No, no, miss, I didn't mean to envy Cai Er when she got silver. I just feel a little pity. Why didn't I meet a few people who came to rob me!"
Ji Jun was surprised.
"It's really not a big deal! Some people are looking forward to the pie falling from the sky, while others are looking forward to being kidnapped! Are you tired of living a good life?"
Shaoyao pouted,
"Isn't this your magic elixir, miss! If they dare to rob me, I will rush out with a loud fart. I will first make them feel dizzy, and then beat them violently. Humph! Beat them up!" My own mother wouldn't recognize them!"
Ji Min couldn't help choking for a while, Hai Tang helplessly looked at Shao Yao shaking her head and sighing, then hurriedly took a snapshot of Ji Min.
Ji Jun patted Shao Yao on the head and said,
"Pull it down quickly, see what you can do! Aren't you afraid to scare me out of your ladyship? Fortunately, we were prepared in advance this time, and if they move quickly, they will take advantage of Mammy and Cai'er. We fainted before using all our strength, and if Mammy and Cai'er wake up before venting, I'm afraid we will have a lot of trouble!"
Shaoyao covered her head and muttered,
"Miss, you are right, am I not angry? I think they are too shameless. First they missed Miss Baojiang, then they missed you, and now they have their eyes on Madam Xu and the others! It seems that our Danguiyuan People, even the tallest ones are missed by them!"
Ji Min laughed,
"Don't worry, with this time, they will stop for a while!"
Ji Yun thought to himself, it is true, these people always think that we are easy to bully, and they have already expressed our position to Chen Zhuoxin in Chen Guogong's mansion, Chen Zhuoxin is still not giving up!
It seems that it is never the eloquence that can teach people, but the south wall!
Mother Xu took a sip of warm water slowly and smiled,
"Miss, I really don't know, this weasel is also very powerful. At my age, I didn't pretend to be a wolf with a big tail, but I became a weasel once!"
Shao Yao's eyes brightened, and she said seriously,
"Mommy, you can't underestimate the weasel! Don't use the bean buns as dry food, weasels are wolves too!"
"Pfft!" Nanny Xu spat out a mouthful of water!
Immediately afterwards, there was another cramping pain in the abdomen!
Then, amidst everyone's astonishment, Nanny Xu rushed out in two quick steps!
Concubine Jiao Xian disliked Meilin from the first time she saw her.
Because Concubine Jiao Xian saw herself in Meilin's eyes.
It's just that the persistence and longing in my eyes back then was for Li Jie.
But the madness in Meilin's eyes was for the royal family's wealth and high honor.
The selection of Meilin made Concubine Jiao Xian feel uneasy, because Meilin was not good enough to go to the final round of the prince's concubine selection in terms of family background and appearance.
But the person behind him pushed Meilin to this position as easily as he had sent himself into the palace back then.
It means that the person behind her will place another eyeliner or puppet in the royal family, instead of just her as before, so Concubine Jiao Xian feels a serious threat.
Outside the palace, Chen Guogong replaced Bao Jiang with a servant girl to humiliate her.The person who sent her the news even revealed that Chen Zhuoxin colluded with Meilin outside the palace! .Does it mean that Chen Zhuoxin will replace her as a partner?
Chen Zhuoxin himself has his own people in the palace. Although he and Concubine Jiao Xian have a common master, but Concubine Jiao Xian knows that after these years of stumbling cooperation between Chen Zhuoxin and her, if there is a new Chen Zhuoxin is more willing to give up her choice!
Concubine Jiao Xian didn't know whether the person behind her was desperate or disappointed in her and wanted to give up her in order to support Meilin.
In order to pretend to be calm, Concubine Jiao Xian couldn't ask questions yet, so she could only pretend to be domineering and scold Meilin.
Vent out your anger at the big and small enemies in the palace!
Concubine Jiao Xian felt that she would never be able to reach the goal she wanted to achieve. No matter how hard she tried in recent years, she could not go any further.
When she first entered the palace, she was supported by her youthful vigor and the endless hopes and dreams in her heart, step by step from a low-level concubine to today.At that time, Concubine Jiao Xian felt that she was getting closer to Li Jie.
But ever since she became one of the "four concubines", Concubine Jiao Xian found that the distance between her and Li Jie has never been shortened.
She made friends with the Wang family, one is to inquire about Li Jie's news, and the other is to spy on the secrets of Li Guogong's mansion.
The people behind him just told her that the Duke of Li's mansion had a secret suppressed in their blood, but now this secret was going to be taken from Li Jie's children, namely the Li Mi brothers and Ji Yu.
Under her strong protest, she finally decided to only attack Ji Min.
But now it seems that it is difficult to find secrets in Ji Min.
In fact, the biggest problem facing Concubine Jiao Xian is that the people behind Concubine Jiao Xian don't know how to unlock the secrets of Ji Min.
Rather than finding the secret, it is better to find a way to unlock the secret, but this method feels illusory.
Concubine Jiao Xian has been flattering the emperor for many years.But I didn't get a single word from the emperor's mouth.
After more than ten years, Concubine Jiao Xian also suddenly thought, could it be the emperor, and she didn't even know where the method was?
Recently, the Dali Temple and the Ministry of Internal Affairs have found new clues about Chen Meiren's death. Many clues point to Concubine Jiao Xian, which makes Concubine Jiao Xian very annoyed!
It really wasn't her doing it!
However, Concubine Jiao Xian, who has lived in the palace for many years, doesn't know whether it is true or not, is it really important?
"Mother Concubine, how are you doing these days? My son found some soothing medicinal tea for you, I hope Mother Concubine is safe and healthy!"
A gentle voice, accompanied by a slender and tall figure, slowly approached, and the Fifth Prince bowed to salute.
Seeing the tall young man with a handsome figure, Concubine Jiao Xian lost her senses for a moment. Immediately, the corners of Concubine Jiao Xian's mouth rose, evoking a forced smile,
"The emperor still misses his concubine mother? Concubine mother thought, thought... thought you had decided that concubine mother had harmed your mother, and would never set foot in Fuyuan Palace again!"
The Fifth Prince said sincerely,
"Mother Concubine, these years, Mother Concubine's kindness to the child is as great as a mountain, and the child will never forget it. No matter what others say, the child will not be shaken."
Concubine Jiao Xian was very pleased when she heard the words, and motioned for the fifth prince to sit down.
Then he ordered someone to brew the tea brought by the fifth prince, and after a while, he picked up the tea and took a sip slowly, with a satisfied smile on his face, he asked,
"The matter of Qiu Wei is very important, the emperor should not be too tired."
The fifth prince's downcast eyes looked unclear, and he should be respectful.
It turns out that this is a medicine developed by Ji Jun based on the principle of bionics. When the weasel encounters an enemy, it will emit a particularly unpleasant stinky fart.After a person eats it, if he is not frightened and does not exert force violently, nothing will happen.
But when you are frightened, especially a sudden and strong fright, such as kidnapping, seeing a scary scene, etc., especially when you encounter extreme force such as desperately pulling and breaking free, then the whole person is highly nervous, and this medicine will Will work right away!
What it showed was that there was a sudden cramping pain in the abdomen, and then the stinky farts popped out one after another like a cannonball!
And the strength of the fart increases with the degree of tension and pulling, the denser the "fart" and the stronger the smell.
The most important thing is that the smell of this fart is very pungent to the nose and eyes.
The nearby dogs can quickly smell the "stinky smell". Under the guidance of the strong "stinky smell", they will move when they leave, follow the guidance of the smell, and quickly recognize those people whose body these smells are relatively strong. light.
Because, Ji Jun had trained the dogs before: the ones with no "stinky smell" and the ones with abnormally strong "stinky smell" were his own people.
Chen Guogong's people were naturally contaminated with some "stinky smell" during their tussling with Madam Xu and Cai'er, but after all, they didn't emit it themselves, so the "stinky smell" on their bodies was relatively weak.
These well-trained dogs bite people with light "stink"!
Therefore, this group of dogs bought time to rescue Madam Xu and Cai'er!
Next, because the dogs who can distinguish "stinky" are small in size, and for the convenience of ambushes, Ji Jun also focused on selecting a few dogs that are not very big. Therefore, it is a bit difficult to deal with a few skilled people. Powerless.
However, Li Mi's hidden guards who were in ambush arrived at this time and subdued them with stones as hidden weapons!
After Madam Xu finished purging, she immediately changed her clothes, and leaned softly on the chair as if she had collapsed, with a look of shock.
The little maid Cai'er was fine, she recovered quickly, and she was more embarrassed.Ji Jun rewarded her with a little money and asked her to buy two new clothes before rewarding herself.
If this drug is not induced, it can always live in peace.And once it is triggered, after the stinky fart is discharged, people will have continuous diarrhea in the next few days, which will also have a certain impact on the human body.Ji Jun also couldn't bear it, so he gave the little maid some compensation.
It was already a surprise that the little maid was not "robbed", and she got so much money for letting out a lot of "smelly farts", she suddenly smiled, because her usual monthly money was not so much at all!
Seeing this, Shao Yao enviously said to the little maid,
"You are so lucky!"
Ji Jun rolled his eyes at Shao Yao and said,
"What's the matter, you've lost money again, are you short of money?"
Shaoyao hurriedly waved her hands,
"No, no, miss, I didn't mean to envy Cai Er when she got silver. I just feel a little pity. Why didn't I meet a few people who came to rob me!"
Ji Jun was surprised.
"It's really not a big deal! Some people are looking forward to the pie falling from the sky, while others are looking forward to being kidnapped! Are you tired of living a good life?"
Shaoyao pouted,
"Isn't this your magic elixir, miss! If they dare to rob me, I will rush out with a loud fart. I will first make them feel dizzy, and then beat them violently. Humph! Beat them up!" My own mother wouldn't recognize them!"
Ji Min couldn't help choking for a while, Hai Tang helplessly looked at Shao Yao shaking her head and sighing, then hurriedly took a snapshot of Ji Min.
Ji Jun patted Shao Yao on the head and said,
"Pull it down quickly, see what you can do! Aren't you afraid to scare me out of your ladyship? Fortunately, we were prepared in advance this time, and if they move quickly, they will take advantage of Mammy and Cai'er. We fainted before using all our strength, and if Mammy and Cai'er wake up before venting, I'm afraid we will have a lot of trouble!"
Shaoyao covered her head and muttered,
"Miss, you are right, am I not angry? I think they are too shameless. First they missed Miss Baojiang, then they missed you, and now they have their eyes on Madam Xu and the others! It seems that our Danguiyuan People, even the tallest ones are missed by them!"
Ji Min laughed,
"Don't worry, with this time, they will stop for a while!"
Ji Yun thought to himself, it is true, these people always think that we are easy to bully, and they have already expressed our position to Chen Zhuoxin in Chen Guogong's mansion, Chen Zhuoxin is still not giving up!
It seems that it is never the eloquence that can teach people, but the south wall!
Mother Xu took a sip of warm water slowly and smiled,
"Miss, I really don't know, this weasel is also very powerful. At my age, I didn't pretend to be a wolf with a big tail, but I became a weasel once!"
Shao Yao's eyes brightened, and she said seriously,
"Mommy, you can't underestimate the weasel! Don't use the bean buns as dry food, weasels are wolves too!"
"Pfft!" Nanny Xu spat out a mouthful of water!
Immediately afterwards, there was another cramping pain in the abdomen!
Then, amidst everyone's astonishment, Nanny Xu rushed out in two quick steps!
Concubine Jiao Xian disliked Meilin from the first time she saw her.
Because Concubine Jiao Xian saw herself in Meilin's eyes.
It's just that the persistence and longing in my eyes back then was for Li Jie.
But the madness in Meilin's eyes was for the royal family's wealth and high honor.
The selection of Meilin made Concubine Jiao Xian feel uneasy, because Meilin was not good enough to go to the final round of the prince's concubine selection in terms of family background and appearance.
But the person behind him pushed Meilin to this position as easily as he had sent himself into the palace back then.
It means that the person behind her will place another eyeliner or puppet in the royal family, instead of just her as before, so Concubine Jiao Xian feels a serious threat.
Outside the palace, Chen Guogong replaced Bao Jiang with a servant girl to humiliate her.The person who sent her the news even revealed that Chen Zhuoxin colluded with Meilin outside the palace! .Does it mean that Chen Zhuoxin will replace her as a partner?
Chen Zhuoxin himself has his own people in the palace. Although he and Concubine Jiao Xian have a common master, but Concubine Jiao Xian knows that after these years of stumbling cooperation between Chen Zhuoxin and her, if there is a new Chen Zhuoxin is more willing to give up her choice!
Concubine Jiao Xian didn't know whether the person behind her was desperate or disappointed in her and wanted to give up her in order to support Meilin.
In order to pretend to be calm, Concubine Jiao Xian couldn't ask questions yet, so she could only pretend to be domineering and scold Meilin.
Vent out your anger at the big and small enemies in the palace!
Concubine Jiao Xian felt that she would never be able to reach the goal she wanted to achieve. No matter how hard she tried in recent years, she could not go any further.
When she first entered the palace, she was supported by her youthful vigor and the endless hopes and dreams in her heart, step by step from a low-level concubine to today.At that time, Concubine Jiao Xian felt that she was getting closer to Li Jie.
But ever since she became one of the "four concubines", Concubine Jiao Xian found that the distance between her and Li Jie has never been shortened.
She made friends with the Wang family, one is to inquire about Li Jie's news, and the other is to spy on the secrets of Li Guogong's mansion.
The people behind him just told her that the Duke of Li's mansion had a secret suppressed in their blood, but now this secret was going to be taken from Li Jie's children, namely the Li Mi brothers and Ji Yu.
Under her strong protest, she finally decided to only attack Ji Min.
But now it seems that it is difficult to find secrets in Ji Min.
In fact, the biggest problem facing Concubine Jiao Xian is that the people behind Concubine Jiao Xian don't know how to unlock the secrets of Ji Min.
Rather than finding the secret, it is better to find a way to unlock the secret, but this method feels illusory.
Concubine Jiao Xian has been flattering the emperor for many years.But I didn't get a single word from the emperor's mouth.
After more than ten years, Concubine Jiao Xian also suddenly thought, could it be the emperor, and she didn't even know where the method was?
Recently, the Dali Temple and the Ministry of Internal Affairs have found new clues about Chen Meiren's death. Many clues point to Concubine Jiao Xian, which makes Concubine Jiao Xian very annoyed!
It really wasn't her doing it!
However, Concubine Jiao Xian, who has lived in the palace for many years, doesn't know whether it is true or not, is it really important?
"Mother Concubine, how are you doing these days? My son found some soothing medicinal tea for you, I hope Mother Concubine is safe and healthy!"
A gentle voice, accompanied by a slender and tall figure, slowly approached, and the Fifth Prince bowed to salute.
Seeing the tall young man with a handsome figure, Concubine Jiao Xian lost her senses for a moment. Immediately, the corners of Concubine Jiao Xian's mouth rose, evoking a forced smile,
"The emperor still misses his concubine mother? Concubine mother thought, thought... thought you had decided that concubine mother had harmed your mother, and would never set foot in Fuyuan Palace again!"
The Fifth Prince said sincerely,
"Mother Concubine, these years, Mother Concubine's kindness to the child is as great as a mountain, and the child will never forget it. No matter what others say, the child will not be shaken."
Concubine Jiao Xian was very pleased when she heard the words, and motioned for the fifth prince to sit down.
Then he ordered someone to brew the tea brought by the fifth prince, and after a while, he picked up the tea and took a sip slowly, with a satisfied smile on his face, he asked,
"The matter of Qiu Wei is very important, the emperor should not be too tired."
The fifth prince's downcast eyes looked unclear, and he should be respectful.
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