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Chapter 192 Why Does Your Fart Have So Much Stamina?
Chapter 192 Why Does Your Fart Have So Much Stamina?
Zhou Biao and Li Mi sent back news for Ji Jun and Ji Min to inquire about Aunt Yin and Yin Xiao.
The whereabouts of Yin Xiao and Hong Yuren who accompanied the crown prince on a mission are also unknown.
So far, no relationship between Yin Xiao and Aunt Yin's family has been found.
Aunt Yin's father had a small grocery store, which was run by her elder brother, who was married and had a daughter.
Before Aunt Yin married into the Hou's mansion, she was already engaged to a stranger.
Aunt Yin's father and brother did enter the casino, but only this time, and then lost all their money!
Aunt Yin's father and brother didn't have a bad habit of gambling before, but they didn't know what was wrong. After entering the casino together that day, it was said that they kept losing, lost all their property, and owed debts!
Just at this time, someone was looking for an aunt for Hong Xianglin, and Hong Xianglin took a fancy to Aunt Yin's appearance, and helped the Yin family pay off the debt.
Then, Aunt Yin had no choice but to resign from her fiancé's family, and entered the Hou's mansion as Hong Xianglin's aunt.
After Ji Jun listened silently, with a blank expression on his face, he raised his eyes to look at Zhou Biao, and said,
"that's it?"
Zhou Biao nodded,
"that's it."
Ji Jun lowered his head slightly, smiled and said nothing.
Ji Min thought for a while and said,
"Cousin, do you think there is something wrong with it?"
Ji Jun asked,
"What do you think?"
Ji Min frowned slightly, shook his fan lightly and said,
"I can't say anything else, but there is one thing. Although Hong Xianglin is lustful, he loves money more. With money, he will gamble, go to brothels, and squander, but he will never spend so much money for an aunt!"
Ji Min asked himself or knew Hong Xianglin better than others.
That year in the famous brothel "Xiaohailou" in the capital, Hong Xianglin and a few cronies went there to court an oiran named "Zheng Li".
At that time, Zheng Li was the top card of Xiaohailou, with both talent and color.
On that day, Zheng Li was ingenious and came up with some questions about poems and poems, and also came up with a few riddles for everyone to rush to answer. Those who answered all the questions correctly could spend the night with her.
Unexpectedly, Hong Xianglin won the first place.
Later, when Ji Min went to the palace, and when he was talking about this to his close sisters, there was a female Yu Cai, who was also an official, but her father was a county magistrate.
When Yu Cainu was at home, she often followed her father in and out of the market, and often listened to her father and his colleagues telling some anecdotes and common things among the people.
Yu Cainu laughed and said,
"It must be that the oiran, Zheng Li, didn't want to receive guests that day, so he came up with such a plan! Moreover, I guess he also took a fancy to the good-looking young man of the Marquis of Huai'an, so he secretly handed over the answer to her proposition through someone, and planned to have a spring night with that young man of yours.
Seeing Ji Min's sudden realization, Yu Cainu covered her mouth and smiled,
"Think about it, with Hua Kui's ability, if no one else can answer the questions she asked, is it possible that your son is so talented that he can answer them?"
Thinking of this now, Ji Min thinks that he was really stupid and naive at that time, actually thinking that Hong Xianglin was pure "luck"!
But at this time, a wealthy businessman offered 500 taels of silver to exchange with Hong Xianglin for the opportunity to spend the spring evening with the oiran. Hong Xianglin agreed to the wealthy businessman's request without even thinking about it.
Although Ji Min had never met Zheng Li, since Zheng Li was the number one in "Xiao Hai Lou", naturally his appearance would not be too bad.
It can only be better than Aunt Yin, not worse than Aunt Yin.
Therefore, it is said that Hong Xianglin spent a lot of money for Aunt Yin, and spent so much money to help Aunt Yin pay off her debts, because she just took a fancy to Aunt Yin's good looks.
Ji Min didn't believe it.
Ji Jun nodded in agreement, and continued,
"I've said this, and I'll add it. I'll talk about gambling. I remember that it usually takes a long time for a certain person to become addicted to gambling. As far as I know, they all go from small money to big money. In the end, they may be unable to extricate themselves, or they may be caught in someone's trap. It's abrupt. You two sons, you have seen a lot outside, is this common?"
Zhou Biao frowned, thought for a while, shook his head slightly and said,
"Those people I know are addicted to gambling, but maybe because their families have money, or maybe they are restraining themselves. For example, what they often like to say is "Small gambling is fun, big gambling is harmful to health". No one has ever heard of someone who gambles and loses his fortune."
Ji Yun thought to himself, isn't it? Everyone you know is either rich or expensive. How dare you people gamble to that extent when you go to those gambling houses?
If there is any gambling house that dares to let you powerful county princes or princes lose their fortunes in gambling, it is estimated that the gambling houses will go bankrupt first!
Li Mi also thought about it and said,
"As for my subordinates, I don't seem to have heard of them. Because the mansion is very strict in selecting personnel, if any bad habits are discovered, they will not be used immediately. If the servants in the mansion dare to gamble in the mansion, they will be punished heavily and kicked out of the mansion. So I really have never encountered the situation you mentioned, cousin."
Zhou Biao nodded in agreement.
The corners of Zhou Huan's mouth twitched slightly, showing a smile of unknown meaning. After the audience finished discussing, he slowly opened his mouth and said,
"I think this is a bureau."
Ji Jun nodded,
"I agree with Prince Huan's opinion. The affairs of the Yin family and the people of the Yin family are all weird. I just feel very uncomfortable. You said that Aunt Yin cried to us when she saw us, and she cried to us when she saw us. No matter how you look at it, it looks weird."
Li Mi saw that everyone was a little troubled by this, so he comforted him,
"It doesn't matter. After all, we don't know much about Aunt Yin. We can send more people to pay more attention to her home. Besides, Shaoyao has already dug a trap for Mrs. Yin. Let's see if she falls into it."
Hearing this, Ji Jun nodded and said,
"That's right, let's take a look. I hope it's us who are more careful."
Ji Min lowered his eyes, hiding a trace of worry well, but this worry did not escape Zhou Huan's eyes.
Ji Min remembered that she would recall some things from her previous life in her dreams recently.
She had no memory of these things at first, but for some reason they appeared in the dream.Aunt Yin appeared in the dream, and it turned out that she had an intersection with Aunt Yin in the previous life.
At that time, she had been imprisoned by Meilin in the back house of the Marquis of Huai'an.
In my memory, there were two thick women holding her down desperately, and under Aunt Yin's stern gaze, they stared at the maid as they poured bowl after bowl of black concoction into her mouth...
Then, in a daze, Ji Min felt that Aunt Yin was stabbing her hand with something sharp, and muttered,
"Strange! Drink what you should drink, and smell what you should smell. Why hasn't he moved yet?"
Ji Min also didn't understand what kind of medicine Aunt Yin gave her or what she "smelled". As for what this "movement" was, she didn't know either.
After waking up, Ji Min told Ji Jun what happened in his dream.
Naturally, Ji Jun didn't know why, but she thought it must be related to Hong Xianglin and Meilin, and Aunt Yin was a pawn.And look again.
Back in Huai'an Marquis Mansion, when the master and servant were about to arrive at the Dangui Garden, they ran into Aunt Yin, who was dressed in bright clothes.
I saw the uncontrollable anger on Aunt Yin's face, and as Aunt Yin approached, a strong scent of powder surged!
The choking people involuntarily covered their noses!
And Shaoyao unabashedly sneezed several times in a row!
At the same time, Ji Jun and Ji Min smelled a stench in the strong smell of face powder!
And the most shocking thing is that the stench is getting stronger and stronger!It is also mixed with blood!
Ji Min wanted to vomit, but he held it back!
After Aunt Yin walked up to a few people, she glared at them and said,
"Hurry up and hand over the antidote!"
Peony couldn't bear it anymore.
"Aunt Yin, what are you doing? You either stink or smell good! You are both stinky and fragrant, it makes me panic!"
Aunt Yin was so angry at Shao Yao's words that her teeth "cracked" and almost gnashed her teeth.
"You still have the face to criticize me! Your stinky fart smoked me like this! What kind of garlic are you pretending to be! Give me the antidote quickly, and I will spare you!"
Ji Yun tried his best to suppress the tea that was about to vomit, and thought to himself, fortunately, fortunately, the weather is hot, so I didn't eat any snacks!However, after drinking tea and eating watermelon, it goes straight up!
However, he couldn't be embarrassed in front of Aunt Yin, before Shaoyao could speak, Ji Jun pretended to be calm and said,
"Why, Aunt Yin, stop pretending?"
Aunt Yin ignored Ji Jun, and still stretched out her hand viciously at Shaoyao, saying,
"An antidote!"
Shaoyao pinched her nose with her hands, and a strong nasal sound came out,
"No! I won't give you anything!"
Aunt Yin was furious,
"Why not give it?"
Shao Yao took a deep breath, exhaled slowly, and said,
"Just because you are uneasy and kind to our lady!"
Aunt Yin pretended to be wronged by the heavens and said,
"What evidence do you have that I am uneasy and kind to your lady?"
Aunt Yin's little servant girl also followed suit,
"That's right! Our aunt just came to the Hou Mansion a few days ago, first she was beaten by Master Xianglin, and then bullied by Aunt Wang, and she went to ask you for help. It's fine if you don't help, and we don't blame you! How could you do this to my aunt! Now, the whole Kejiju is full of Shaoyao's stinky farts! I said Shaoyao, you are really good. Other people's farts disappear after they are finished. Why is your fart so powerful? It's not good to wander in the woods, but you have followed us in Kejiju! I've heard of people! You are joining in the fun, why are your farts also joining in the fun! How many days has it been? Let no one live!"
Ji Jun had to praise secretly, to be honest, this little maid is really eloquent!
Although Ji Yun wanted to laugh very much, he had to hold back right now!
How can you increase the ambition of others and destroy your own prestige!
What the hell!We are so arrogant!Farting is different too!
Shao Yao was really angry, and the consequences were serious. She took a deep breath, exhaled, straightened her back, and just wanted to refute it with righteous words——
As a result, there was a sound of "Aw!"!
One couldn't hold back, and they all vomited out!
Ji Yun took a closer look, okay!One, two, three, four, five!
Desserts at "Good Neighborhood", watermelon, melon, grapes, cherries...
Not one of them!
(End of this chapter)
Zhou Biao and Li Mi sent back news for Ji Jun and Ji Min to inquire about Aunt Yin and Yin Xiao.
The whereabouts of Yin Xiao and Hong Yuren who accompanied the crown prince on a mission are also unknown.
So far, no relationship between Yin Xiao and Aunt Yin's family has been found.
Aunt Yin's father had a small grocery store, which was run by her elder brother, who was married and had a daughter.
Before Aunt Yin married into the Hou's mansion, she was already engaged to a stranger.
Aunt Yin's father and brother did enter the casino, but only this time, and then lost all their money!
Aunt Yin's father and brother didn't have a bad habit of gambling before, but they didn't know what was wrong. After entering the casino together that day, it was said that they kept losing, lost all their property, and owed debts!
Just at this time, someone was looking for an aunt for Hong Xianglin, and Hong Xianglin took a fancy to Aunt Yin's appearance, and helped the Yin family pay off the debt.
Then, Aunt Yin had no choice but to resign from her fiancé's family, and entered the Hou's mansion as Hong Xianglin's aunt.
After Ji Jun listened silently, with a blank expression on his face, he raised his eyes to look at Zhou Biao, and said,
"that's it?"
Zhou Biao nodded,
"that's it."
Ji Jun lowered his head slightly, smiled and said nothing.
Ji Min thought for a while and said,
"Cousin, do you think there is something wrong with it?"
Ji Jun asked,
"What do you think?"
Ji Min frowned slightly, shook his fan lightly and said,
"I can't say anything else, but there is one thing. Although Hong Xianglin is lustful, he loves money more. With money, he will gamble, go to brothels, and squander, but he will never spend so much money for an aunt!"
Ji Min asked himself or knew Hong Xianglin better than others.
That year in the famous brothel "Xiaohailou" in the capital, Hong Xianglin and a few cronies went there to court an oiran named "Zheng Li".
At that time, Zheng Li was the top card of Xiaohailou, with both talent and color.
On that day, Zheng Li was ingenious and came up with some questions about poems and poems, and also came up with a few riddles for everyone to rush to answer. Those who answered all the questions correctly could spend the night with her.
Unexpectedly, Hong Xianglin won the first place.
Later, when Ji Min went to the palace, and when he was talking about this to his close sisters, there was a female Yu Cai, who was also an official, but her father was a county magistrate.
When Yu Cainu was at home, she often followed her father in and out of the market, and often listened to her father and his colleagues telling some anecdotes and common things among the people.
Yu Cainu laughed and said,
"It must be that the oiran, Zheng Li, didn't want to receive guests that day, so he came up with such a plan! Moreover, I guess he also took a fancy to the good-looking young man of the Marquis of Huai'an, so he secretly handed over the answer to her proposition through someone, and planned to have a spring night with that young man of yours.
Seeing Ji Min's sudden realization, Yu Cainu covered her mouth and smiled,
"Think about it, with Hua Kui's ability, if no one else can answer the questions she asked, is it possible that your son is so talented that he can answer them?"
Thinking of this now, Ji Min thinks that he was really stupid and naive at that time, actually thinking that Hong Xianglin was pure "luck"!
But at this time, a wealthy businessman offered 500 taels of silver to exchange with Hong Xianglin for the opportunity to spend the spring evening with the oiran. Hong Xianglin agreed to the wealthy businessman's request without even thinking about it.
Although Ji Min had never met Zheng Li, since Zheng Li was the number one in "Xiao Hai Lou", naturally his appearance would not be too bad.
It can only be better than Aunt Yin, not worse than Aunt Yin.
Therefore, it is said that Hong Xianglin spent a lot of money for Aunt Yin, and spent so much money to help Aunt Yin pay off her debts, because she just took a fancy to Aunt Yin's good looks.
Ji Min didn't believe it.
Ji Jun nodded in agreement, and continued,
"I've said this, and I'll add it. I'll talk about gambling. I remember that it usually takes a long time for a certain person to become addicted to gambling. As far as I know, they all go from small money to big money. In the end, they may be unable to extricate themselves, or they may be caught in someone's trap. It's abrupt. You two sons, you have seen a lot outside, is this common?"
Zhou Biao frowned, thought for a while, shook his head slightly and said,
"Those people I know are addicted to gambling, but maybe because their families have money, or maybe they are restraining themselves. For example, what they often like to say is "Small gambling is fun, big gambling is harmful to health". No one has ever heard of someone who gambles and loses his fortune."
Ji Yun thought to himself, isn't it? Everyone you know is either rich or expensive. How dare you people gamble to that extent when you go to those gambling houses?
If there is any gambling house that dares to let you powerful county princes or princes lose their fortunes in gambling, it is estimated that the gambling houses will go bankrupt first!
Li Mi also thought about it and said,
"As for my subordinates, I don't seem to have heard of them. Because the mansion is very strict in selecting personnel, if any bad habits are discovered, they will not be used immediately. If the servants in the mansion dare to gamble in the mansion, they will be punished heavily and kicked out of the mansion. So I really have never encountered the situation you mentioned, cousin."
Zhou Biao nodded in agreement.
The corners of Zhou Huan's mouth twitched slightly, showing a smile of unknown meaning. After the audience finished discussing, he slowly opened his mouth and said,
"I think this is a bureau."
Ji Jun nodded,
"I agree with Prince Huan's opinion. The affairs of the Yin family and the people of the Yin family are all weird. I just feel very uncomfortable. You said that Aunt Yin cried to us when she saw us, and she cried to us when she saw us. No matter how you look at it, it looks weird."
Li Mi saw that everyone was a little troubled by this, so he comforted him,
"It doesn't matter. After all, we don't know much about Aunt Yin. We can send more people to pay more attention to her home. Besides, Shaoyao has already dug a trap for Mrs. Yin. Let's see if she falls into it."
Hearing this, Ji Jun nodded and said,
"That's right, let's take a look. I hope it's us who are more careful."
Ji Min lowered his eyes, hiding a trace of worry well, but this worry did not escape Zhou Huan's eyes.
Ji Min remembered that she would recall some things from her previous life in her dreams recently.
She had no memory of these things at first, but for some reason they appeared in the dream.Aunt Yin appeared in the dream, and it turned out that she had an intersection with Aunt Yin in the previous life.
At that time, she had been imprisoned by Meilin in the back house of the Marquis of Huai'an.
In my memory, there were two thick women holding her down desperately, and under Aunt Yin's stern gaze, they stared at the maid as they poured bowl after bowl of black concoction into her mouth...
Then, in a daze, Ji Min felt that Aunt Yin was stabbing her hand with something sharp, and muttered,
"Strange! Drink what you should drink, and smell what you should smell. Why hasn't he moved yet?"
Ji Min also didn't understand what kind of medicine Aunt Yin gave her or what she "smelled". As for what this "movement" was, she didn't know either.
After waking up, Ji Min told Ji Jun what happened in his dream.
Naturally, Ji Jun didn't know why, but she thought it must be related to Hong Xianglin and Meilin, and Aunt Yin was a pawn.And look again.
Back in Huai'an Marquis Mansion, when the master and servant were about to arrive at the Dangui Garden, they ran into Aunt Yin, who was dressed in bright clothes.
I saw the uncontrollable anger on Aunt Yin's face, and as Aunt Yin approached, a strong scent of powder surged!
The choking people involuntarily covered their noses!
And Shaoyao unabashedly sneezed several times in a row!
At the same time, Ji Jun and Ji Min smelled a stench in the strong smell of face powder!
And the most shocking thing is that the stench is getting stronger and stronger!It is also mixed with blood!
Ji Min wanted to vomit, but he held it back!
After Aunt Yin walked up to a few people, she glared at them and said,
"Hurry up and hand over the antidote!"
Peony couldn't bear it anymore.
"Aunt Yin, what are you doing? You either stink or smell good! You are both stinky and fragrant, it makes me panic!"
Aunt Yin was so angry at Shao Yao's words that her teeth "cracked" and almost gnashed her teeth.
"You still have the face to criticize me! Your stinky fart smoked me like this! What kind of garlic are you pretending to be! Give me the antidote quickly, and I will spare you!"
Ji Yun tried his best to suppress the tea that was about to vomit, and thought to himself, fortunately, fortunately, the weather is hot, so I didn't eat any snacks!However, after drinking tea and eating watermelon, it goes straight up!
However, he couldn't be embarrassed in front of Aunt Yin, before Shaoyao could speak, Ji Jun pretended to be calm and said,
"Why, Aunt Yin, stop pretending?"
Aunt Yin ignored Ji Jun, and still stretched out her hand viciously at Shaoyao, saying,
"An antidote!"
Shaoyao pinched her nose with her hands, and a strong nasal sound came out,
"No! I won't give you anything!"
Aunt Yin was furious,
"Why not give it?"
Shao Yao took a deep breath, exhaled slowly, and said,
"Just because you are uneasy and kind to our lady!"
Aunt Yin pretended to be wronged by the heavens and said,
"What evidence do you have that I am uneasy and kind to your lady?"
Aunt Yin's little servant girl also followed suit,
"That's right! Our aunt just came to the Hou Mansion a few days ago, first she was beaten by Master Xianglin, and then bullied by Aunt Wang, and she went to ask you for help. It's fine if you don't help, and we don't blame you! How could you do this to my aunt! Now, the whole Kejiju is full of Shaoyao's stinky farts! I said Shaoyao, you are really good. Other people's farts disappear after they are finished. Why is your fart so powerful? It's not good to wander in the woods, but you have followed us in Kejiju! I've heard of people! You are joining in the fun, why are your farts also joining in the fun! How many days has it been? Let no one live!"
Ji Jun had to praise secretly, to be honest, this little maid is really eloquent!
Although Ji Yun wanted to laugh very much, he had to hold back right now!
How can you increase the ambition of others and destroy your own prestige!
What the hell!We are so arrogant!Farting is different too!
Shao Yao was really angry, and the consequences were serious. She took a deep breath, exhaled, straightened her back, and just wanted to refute it with righteous words——
As a result, there was a sound of "Aw!"!
One couldn't hold back, and they all vomited out!
Ji Yun took a closer look, okay!One, two, three, four, five!
Desserts at "Good Neighborhood", watermelon, melon, grapes, cherries...
Not one of them!
(End of this chapter)
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