The noble lady who wears books has to fight monsters and upgrade

Chapter 202 Concubine Jiao Xian is a "scumbag"

Aunt Dan and the others were stunned, only to see that Shaoyao had rushed out of the room with a "swish".

Then Aunt Dan felt a not-so-strong stench spreading out.

"No, this girl is farting!" Nanny Lu screamed.

However, Aunt Dan suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in her eyes, which made her close her eyes immediately, and when she tried to open them, her eyes began to ache.

Aunt Dan didn't dare to open her eyes again, she subconsciously felt "poisonous", and quickly covered her mouth and nose with a handkerchief.

Immediately afterwards, "Ah, ah!" Mrs. Wang, Nanny Lu, and the two thick women around them sneezed one after another, and then tears and snot rushed down.

After a while, Aunt Dan tried to open her eyes a little, seeing the tearful faces of several people, she was even more convinced that Shaoyao was "poisoning"!
Aunt Dan hurriedly and quietly took out a pill from the small bag sewn on the cuff, and put it in her mouth when they were not paying attention.

As a pill slowly melted away, and a slightly bitter but refreshing smell wafted out of her mouth, Aunt Dan suddenly felt that the condition of her eyes was relieved a lot!
Aunt Dan thought bitterly,
"The people of Da Zhou are simply too cunning and insidious to fart to release poison!"

Shao Yao, who jumped out of the room at this moment, waved, and saw the bamboo leaves far away from the room, and rushed over immediately after seeing Shao Yao's gesture.

Shaoyao blushed, hurriedly said to Zhuye,
"Take care of Miss, I'll come as soon as I go!"

Then he took a few strides and disappeared like a rabbit in an instant, covering the faces of Ji Jun and the others.

Ji Jun asked Zhuye,
"what happened?"

Bamboo leaves blurted out without thinking,

"Sister Shaoyao went to the toilet!"

Go to the toilet?Could it have something to do with the fart just now?
The medicine used to prevent sneak attacks will not take effect so quickly!

Before Ji Jun could ask, Ji Min asked Zhuyedao,
"How will you be here?"

When I met Wang this time, I felt that Mai Dong came from Li Guogong's mansion, and I was worried that she would be embarrassed when facing the head of the house, so I didn't let Mai Dong accompany her.

Mai Dong was worried about the Ji family sisters, so he decided to hide outside and listen to the movement.

With such a big commotion, no shadow of Ophiopogon japonicus was seen, but bamboo leaves appeared.

Bamboo Leaf Road,
"Miss Mai Dong didn't know what she ate wrongly, and she has a stomachache! She has gone to the toilet five times in such a short period of time! Alas, it means that she has a good foundation. If it were me, I would have already got down!"

Ji Jun thought, in this day and age, without good refrigeration equipment, food is prone to spoilage, and Ophiopogon may have eaten unclean things, causing bacteria to grow, leading to "acute gastroenteritis"!
If it was in my time, fasting water, anti-inflammation, rehydration, and correcting ion disorders, with the body of Maidong, it will be cured in three days!
Bamboo leaves continued,
"Sister Shaoyao was worried that Mrs. Shizi and the others would be unfavorable to you. Originally, she asked Mai Dong to watch out. If something happened, she immediately called Uncle Pan and the others to come over. Later, Mai Dong couldn't bear it, so she let me stay here all the time. wait."

Ji Min nodded, but Ji Jun asked,

"Hey, how do you know that Shaoyao went to the toilet? Seeing her anxious look, it can't be something else? She didn't say anything!"

Seeing that Ji Jun was a little confused, Zhuye said in a strange way,
"Miss doesn't know?"

Ji Jun, "."

do not know.

Seeing Ji Jun's expression, Zhuye hurriedly stopped asking, and told Ji Jun honestly,
"Sister Shaoyao saw the big cousin's mother coming, and was worried that you two ladies would be wronged, so she hurriedly made some preparations in advance."

Ji Jun felt in his heart that something unexpected would happen, nine out of ten it was Shao Yao's "ingenuity" and "whimsical imagination"!
But what to do, if my maid got into trouble, I have to admit it!
Ji Yun asked with a strange expression,

"What did Peony prepare?"

Bamboo leaves became interested when they heard the words,

"Miss! Sister Shaoyao is amazing! Hearing that Mrs. Shizi is coming, she immediately drank a big bowl of hot and sour soup, then drank a big bowl of honey water, and chewed a few ice cubes! Finally, she ate another bowl of hot and sour soup. I took the medicine you gave us to treat constipation, miss, and to strengthen the effect, Sister Shaoyao took some of the medicine that can fart before!"

Ji Jun, "..."

I said why the fart smell is so strong this time!We all ran outside the room and we could still smell it!
We are also unlucky, the windows and doors of the room have drafts, and we are downwind!
Crying without tears!

No wonder the dogs didn't come over!
It is estimated that the ingredients in the smell are different, and it is too irritating, and the dogs are also confused!
"Genius!"

Ji Yun felt that Shao Yao should be awarded a "Shen Nong Award"!
However, she was very worried in her heart, but she couldn't express this worry-would it get into her pants?

After Uncle Pan heard the movement, he quickly brought people up, brought clean water to Wang and the others, and asked them to clean up.

Then he hurried to the nearby medical center to find a doctor. The doctor looked at it and said that there was nothing serious.Prescribed a prescription for clearing heat and detoxifying.

At this time, Wang and the others had no other discomfort except that their noses were a little blocked and their eyes were a little red, swollen and sore.

So, I left "Good Neighbor" full of anger.

Ji Jun and Ji Min hid at the door, watched Wang's carriage leave, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing Ji Min's brows furrowed tightly, Haitang stepped forward to comfort him,
"Miss, don't worry, Madam knows how much you are in the heart of the eldest cousin, she will not hurt the eldest cousin, nor will she harm you. When the madam's anger subsides, you can go and accompany her to ease the relationship. "

Ji Yun is worried about Shaoyao at the moment. She doesn't know if Shaoyao's "chaotic" combination of food and medicine will cause "accumulated" toxic side effects.

After all, she is a little girl, Ji Yun is very annoyed that she doesn't take her health seriously!
Seeing what Haitang said, Ji Jun smiled slightly and said,
"I won't go. The relationship between me and Mrs. Shizi is not an accompaniment. A few good words can ease the tension. As long as I don't leave the capital, as long as I continue to associate with your eldest cousin, as long as your son doesn't marry for a day, your son's marriage will be fine." Ma'am won't let me go!"

With cold eyes, Ji Min scolded softly,
"Haitang, why are you so confused? They won't give up until they get the secret from me. As long as I don't hand over the so-called secret to Concubine Jiao Xian, Concubine Jiao Xian and Aunt Jiao will not care for us sincerely and treat us kindly. us."

Seeing this, Haitang hurriedly said,

"Miss calm down, it's Haitang's fault."

But when Ji Jun saw Haitang's eyes turned red instantly, he knew that she was still wronged and dissatisfied.

It's no wonder that the Wang family is her old master, and the Liguo Duke's Mansion is the place where she lived since she was a child. It is normal for her to have feelings for them.

In Haitang's heart, she would rather see Ji Jun, Ji Min and Li Mi's brothers and sisters, as well as the eldest son and his wife Wang's family, and even the entire Liguo Duke's mansion all loving each other and being harmonious.

But things in the world are not so simple.

Ji Yun thought that she should also take this opportunity to tell everyone the truth behind it.

Ji Jun motioned for everyone to sit down freely, while Hai Tang poured tea for the two young ladies, and then, under Ji Min's motion, poured another small cup for herself and Zhuye, leaned over and sat down.

Ji Yundao,

"I remember I told you some stories about "scumbags". Some "scumbags" just take advantage of women's innocence and kindness, take advantage of women's deep love for them, and then cheat money and sex, and even cheat women into bankruptcy , or even ruined the country. And in the end they abandoned the woman or put her to death, and the "scumbag" hugged his new love, enjoying the wealth and glory brought to him by the sacrifice of all the women in the past, without guilt, He even thought that the previous women were too incompetent and contributed too little to him!"

Ji Jun said again,
"At that time, you all hated such a "scumbag", but now you think about it, Jiao Xianfei and Wang are not "scumbags"?"

Ji Min took a sip of tea lightly, lowered his head in thought.

Haitang also raised her eyes, looked straight at Ji Jun and said,

"Miss, forgive me for being stupid. I really don't understand!"

Ji Yun curled his lips into a slight smile and said,
"Look, Concubine Jiao Xian and Mrs. Wang have always talked better than they sang, but nothing has been implemented! From the beginning to the end, the two of them never gave us anything tangible or visible. Good thing, because, from the very beginning, they wanted to use me in vain, use me, and kick me away when I am worthless! Therefore, Mrs. Shizi refused to give me even a piece of promise! She dared not give me She just wants to take advantage of my feelings for you big cousin, take advantage of my unwillingness to be separated from your big cousin, in order to be able to get together with your big cousin, I will make compromises, accommodate his mother and make progress again and again! To put it bluntly, isn’t this “whoring for nothing”?”

When Ji Jun said this, it seemed that a small piece of flesh had been gouged out from his heart. Although it was not fatal, it was dripping with blood, stumbling, and aching.

Ji Jun suppressed the pain and laughed at himself,

"Young Master Da Biao is the future Duke of Li, who is of great importance to the country. I have been with him for a long time. Do you think the Holy One will let him go?"

Haitang looked at the bamboo leaf, and the bamboo leaf only cared about eating snacks.

Ji Min sighed and said,

"The Crown Prince of Guangning is someone close to the Holy Majesty. The King of Guangning and the King of Jiangxia County are both close friends of the Holy Majesty. They must have investigated the background of the cousin. Not only that, the Holy Majesty will also know that the cousin has special skills. He is a usable person, therefore, he acquiesces in eldest cousin, elder cousin, and son Huan to associate with us."

Haitang tentatively said,
"That's why Concubine Jiao Xian felt that you and the eldest lady were valuable, so she let the madam use the eldest cousin's marriage to deceive the eldest lady? Otherwise—"

Otherwise, it will take about three years for Li Mi to consider marriage, and Ji Jun will be tossed about in the "good neighbor", so what?

Three years later, it's not too late to solve it, so why is it so ugly to eat so hastily now?

Seeing that Haitang seemed to have realized something, but she was still confused, Ji Jun smiled and patted her on the shoulder,

"Think slowly, don't rush for a while. My lady and I hope that you will never encounter such a "scumbag", but hope is hope, and there is no guarantee that you will not encounter it in the future. But I hope that after we tell you, you can Have the ability to distinguish, don't be deceived by "scumbags", at least don't be deceived so hard!"

(End of this chapter)