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Chapter 261 Why Not Eat Minced Meat
Chapter 261 Why Not Eat Minced Meat
Ji Jun and Ji Min took a closer look and saw in front of them a plump woman in her early thirties. The woman had a pair of small triangular eyes, which were embedded in a face full of flesh, making her look particularly ugly.The skin is not dark, but it is a bit rough. If you look closely, you can see that there are still marks of "blackheads" and "acne". If Ji Jun's guess is correct, the person in front of him should be a "big fish and meat". "Type of.
The entire sebaceous gland secretes vigorously!
At this moment, "Exuberant Sebaceous Glands" was looking at the two of them with stern eyes, very unfriendly.
Ji Jun saw that she was fully dressed and guessed that she was a high-status nun in the palace or a female official.
But I don’t know why, in Ji Jun’s impression, this person looks like Jin Xi in "The Legend of Zhen Huan", not to mention the autumn cut, and even greasier than "Grandma Rong", which reminds Ji Jun for no reason. "Goddess".
Moreover, she is a "goddess" with a "big head and thick neck", not a "rich man and a cook"!
Ji Jun complained in his heart, have we seen it?What does it mean when you look like you want to eat someone?
But Ji Min knew this person.
She is the most capable and trustworthy nanny around Concubine Shangguan Shu, and she can also be regarded as a female official with some status in the palace. She is called Tian Yu.
Lady Officer Tian is older than Hou Nan. Although she serves different masters, she and Hou Nan have a common identity, and they are both the "matches" of Eunuch Hong.
Zeng Ji Min was shocked when he learned about this situation.
She didn't think Tian Yu was that outstanding. Although she had average appearance, she at least had status and status. The palace gave her a salary, and concubines and other palace masters also gave her rewards from time to time. No one could give her a reward. He is so stingy, so he is considered rich.
It’s not that you can’t find the “right match”, but if you want to find one, you have to find a handsome man with “red lips and white teeth”, “fine skin and tender flesh”, “versatile talents” and “gentle smile”, right?
But if you look at Eunuch Hong again, besides being a man, no, he is still a man who is missing something. Not to mention his sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, he is still a man with black and yellow skin. He stands in a brightly lit place with high spirits, like a "washed up" man. of potatoes”!
Ji Min once discussed this issue with Ji Jun. Ji Jun had never seen Granny Tian at that time, so he asked Ji Min to draw her to get a sensory impression. However, Ji Min found it disgusting and refused to draw!
Ji Jun could only rely on his imagination to ponder the "honor" of Aunt Tian, and quietly waited for Ji Min's "complaint" to end. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart, isn't this another form of "why not eat minced meat"?
If you don't look for the handsome and cute little fresh meat, you have to find an "old stick" as a treasure, and Grandma Tian is out of her mind!
Without him, there is no better choice.
Ji Jun looked at Ji Min and still didn't understand. He pointed at a sour steamed bun and a freshly baked pancake and asked,
"Which one do you choose?"
Ji Min pouted and said,
"I know my cousin is mocking me for not eating minced meat."
Ji Yun said patiently,
"I'm not mocking you, I'm trying to wake you up. Tell me, if Grandma Tian doesn't look for Eunuch Hong, who else can she look for? Eunuch Liang? Or Eunuch Wang, the factory owner? Eunuch Wu?"
Ji Min is still a little unconvinced.
"Eunuch Wang and Eunuch Wu are so powerful, how can they like Grandma Tian!"
Ji Jun laughed,
"You also know that Eunuch Wang and Eunuch Wu despise her, so why can't you understand that Grandma Tian falls in love with Eunuch Hong? Well, tell me, besides Eunuch Wang and Eunuch Wu, what other options does Grandma Tian have? I don't understand The situation in the palace, but I know there are not many men in the palace, tell me what other people are available, let’s talk together!”
Ji Min thought for a while, then lowered his voice and said a little hesitantly,
"For example, some imperial guards and imperial doctors... In the Great Zhou Dynasty, maids in the harem were allowed to marry female officials."
As long as she is not officially canonized as a concubine, she can marry freely.
This was also one of the reasons why Princess Lu wanted to change her identity for Ji Min in her previous life.
Ji Jun had no choice but to analyze it carefully.
"As far as I know, most of the imperial doctors and imperial guards not only have grades and family backgrounds, but even appearance is a screening criterion. After all, they hang around in front of the emperor all day long, and the emperor is upset when he sees them. Imperial doctors The guards and guards may not be of high rank, but because they serve the emperor closely, their own gold content is particularly high, and the famous ladies outside the palace look down upon it. Xiaojiabiyu must be waiting in line, leaving aside Xiaojiabiyu, there are also a large group of Yingying in the Qinlou Chu Hall Yanyan, tell me, which imperial doctor or guard is so ignorant that he must deal with such an old woman whose face is more anxious than her body?"
Ji Min nodded slowly after hearing this.
Gradually, Ji Min finally understood that besides Hou Nan, Nanny Tian and Eunuch Hong had other rivals.Why could such a wretched man as Eunuch Hong attract the favor of all the women in the harem?What Eunuch Hong is best at is trying to figure out the thoughts of women from deep palaces like Hou Nan and Tian Yu.Knowing what they need most, knowing what is the softest and most painful part in their hearts, so providing comfort to them when they need it most is invincible.
For example, Hou Nan, what she needs is power, if she can show her "talent" with the help of Concubine Jiao Xian's appreciation!
And then gain greater benefits by eliminating opponents for Concubine Jiao Xian.
For example, Hou Nan went from an unknown little palace maid to a fifth-grade female official!
However, this was far from satisfying her ambitions.
Hou Nan wants to revive her green tea religion.Then, become the leader who speaks the truth!
As for this Tianyu, he longs to be comforted.
Tian Yu entered the palace since he was a child, and because he was not beautiful, he could not become a concubine.
At the same time, because she handled things cleanly and neatly, she was gradually appreciated in the palace and eventually became a nun in charge.
And because she is good at assessing situations, she knows that she has no family background to rely on and does not want to get involved in the fights between the princes.So she worked hard to choose Shangguan Shufei, a high-ranking concubine without a prince, as her mistress.
This perfectly avoided being targeted by various forces during the fight for the crown prince's position.
At the same time, Concubine Shangguan Shu has a straightforward temperament and a relatively simple mind. Moreover, she does not have a strong natal family to rely on, so she is relatively easy to handle.
However, Tian Yu is also very smart. The most rare thing is that she knows how to measure. Tian Yu knows that in the palace, she must not do anything to bully the master, otherwise she will die miserably!
Because no matter how stupid and scheming Concubine Shangguan Shu is, Concubine Shangguan Shu is still the emperor's woman. No matter how unfavored she is, she is still a first-class imperial concubine!
What's more, Concubine Shangguan Shu and the emperor also have Princess Tong'an, and Princess Tong'an is deeply loved by the emperor. It can be said that although Concubine Shangguan Shu is old and beautiful, with an amulet like Princess Tong'an, Tian Yu must , and it is absolutely necessary to firmly control the big tiger skin of Concubine Shangguan Shu!
Therefore, when Tian Yu became the most capable nanny around Shangguan Shufei, the rising tide lifted all boats, and Tian Yu and Concubine Tian also ushered in the highlight moment of her life!She deserves a certain amount of dignity wherever she goes!
Concubine Jiao Xian put a lot of thought into trying to find out Concubine Shangguan Shu's every move.However, the deployment of manpower was repeatedly blocked. Finally, unexpectedly, Eunuch Hong helped her solve the big problem!
Ji Jun hoped that "excessive sebaceous glands" would be a bad sign, but based on the principle that doing more is worse than doing less, he respectfully said,
"I'm sorry for my poor eyesight, but may I ask this old lady which family's wife you are from?"
Ji Min, "..."
Cousin, are you doing this on purpose?How do you know that Tian Yu hates people calling her old?
Moreover, cousin, Tian Yu is quite old, but he’s not of the “Tai Madam” generation, right?
Is this going to piss her off?
Tian Yu was really furious. Sure enough, Hou Nan was right. These two little girls were not good people. They specialized in poking people's lungs!
Tian Yu angrily scolded,
"You speak without restraint! You speak without restraint! Is this the rule in your Duke Li's Mansion and General Zhenyuan's Mansion? Come on! Give me a slap!"
"Mother Tian, you have such a big arrogance! Who gave you the courage to shout and kill in the prince's palace!"
A scolding voice came from behind Ji Jun Ji Ni, and the head of Yangxu County arrived.
Ji Jun felt relieved. Even if Yangxu didn't come, she couldn't let Tian Yu bully her, but if Yangxu came and stirred things up, she would definitely get twice the result with half the effort!
Sure enough, Tian Yu had been sued beforehand, saying that the Ji sisters had harmed Hou Nan, and Hou Nan was taken away by people from Dali Temple!
Eunuch Hong kept coaxing Tian Yu and said that Tian Yu was the only one in his heart, but Hou Nan could help Concubine Jiao Xian with things, such as taking care of a disobedient concubine and secretly harming the little palace maid who was about to become a fairy.
Therefore, it is fair and just,
"Look, how can I let you do these dirty things? You don't want me to do it, right? But if you don't do it, and I don't do it, there will always be someone to do it for the master, right? I can't help it, my dear concubine Just let me be a low-level liar to deceive that bitch. I was just acting for the occasion. In the future, the Concubine Xian said that when the Thirteenth Prince inherits the throne, he will build us a big house outside the palace. By then, You are the wife that Ming Media is marrying!"
Tian Yu was convinced.
Therefore, she not only does not regard Hou Nan as a "love rival", but also as her family's "loyal lackey". She firmly believes that everything Hou Nan does is for Eunuch Hong and her own future!
Now, Hou Nan was imprisoned in Dali Temple by the Ji sisters. Tian Yu felt very guilty for not protecting Hou Nan, thinking that this was a slap in her face!
She wanted eight sisters from the Ji family to carry a sedan chair to invite Hou Nan back!
Facing Yangxu, Tian Yu's momentum did not diminish, he felt slightly blessed and said,
"County Master, I don't need to worry about this old slave teaching this girl who doesn't know etiquette a lesson!"
Yangxu County Lord snorted coldly,
"What if I don't allow it?"
Tian Yu straightened up, a sarcastic expression slipped from the corner of his lips,
"Then Tian Yu is offended! One of them disrespected the princess and came late for no reason! The other two spoke rudely to me. I must teach them a lesson today! Let them know what is honor and inferiority! What is etiquette, justice and integrity? !”
Having said that, Tian Yu took a step forward and deliberately refused to avoid Yangxu. His fat body almost hit Yangxu County Lord, and Yangxu had to take half a step back!
As the head of Yangxu County, he can still scare some people outside the palace.Facing people in the palace, especially those with some status, they are just empty-handed!
Tian Yu waved his hand, and the two women stepped forward and held Ji Jun down. Tian Yu sneered "hehe" and stepped forward again. As he walked, he raised his fat palms like pig's trotters and waved them at Ji Jun!
The author declares that the author is not good at naming, especially a unique name, which is even more difficult. Therefore,
If you have the same name and surname as someone else, or if the pronunciation is different, it is purely coincidental, please do not take a seat according to the number!
The author is deeply grateful to the friends who supported me, thank you for your encouragement!And urge more valuable comments and suggestions!
Seeking attention!Ask for collection!Ask for support!
(End of this chapter)
Ji Jun and Ji Min took a closer look and saw in front of them a plump woman in her early thirties. The woman had a pair of small triangular eyes, which were embedded in a face full of flesh, making her look particularly ugly.The skin is not dark, but it is a bit rough. If you look closely, you can see that there are still marks of "blackheads" and "acne". If Ji Jun's guess is correct, the person in front of him should be a "big fish and meat". "Type of.
The entire sebaceous gland secretes vigorously!
At this moment, "Exuberant Sebaceous Glands" was looking at the two of them with stern eyes, very unfriendly.
Ji Jun saw that she was fully dressed and guessed that she was a high-status nun in the palace or a female official.
But I don’t know why, in Ji Jun’s impression, this person looks like Jin Xi in "The Legend of Zhen Huan", not to mention the autumn cut, and even greasier than "Grandma Rong", which reminds Ji Jun for no reason. "Goddess".
Moreover, she is a "goddess" with a "big head and thick neck", not a "rich man and a cook"!
Ji Jun complained in his heart, have we seen it?What does it mean when you look like you want to eat someone?
But Ji Min knew this person.
She is the most capable and trustworthy nanny around Concubine Shangguan Shu, and she can also be regarded as a female official with some status in the palace. She is called Tian Yu.
Lady Officer Tian is older than Hou Nan. Although she serves different masters, she and Hou Nan have a common identity, and they are both the "matches" of Eunuch Hong.
Zeng Ji Min was shocked when he learned about this situation.
She didn't think Tian Yu was that outstanding. Although she had average appearance, she at least had status and status. The palace gave her a salary, and concubines and other palace masters also gave her rewards from time to time. No one could give her a reward. He is so stingy, so he is considered rich.
It’s not that you can’t find the “right match”, but if you want to find one, you have to find a handsome man with “red lips and white teeth”, “fine skin and tender flesh”, “versatile talents” and “gentle smile”, right?
But if you look at Eunuch Hong again, besides being a man, no, he is still a man who is missing something. Not to mention his sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, he is still a man with black and yellow skin. He stands in a brightly lit place with high spirits, like a "washed up" man. of potatoes”!
Ji Min once discussed this issue with Ji Jun. Ji Jun had never seen Granny Tian at that time, so he asked Ji Min to draw her to get a sensory impression. However, Ji Min found it disgusting and refused to draw!
Ji Jun could only rely on his imagination to ponder the "honor" of Aunt Tian, and quietly waited for Ji Min's "complaint" to end. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart, isn't this another form of "why not eat minced meat"?
If you don't look for the handsome and cute little fresh meat, you have to find an "old stick" as a treasure, and Grandma Tian is out of her mind!
Without him, there is no better choice.
Ji Jun looked at Ji Min and still didn't understand. He pointed at a sour steamed bun and a freshly baked pancake and asked,
"Which one do you choose?"
Ji Min pouted and said,
"I know my cousin is mocking me for not eating minced meat."
Ji Yun said patiently,
"I'm not mocking you, I'm trying to wake you up. Tell me, if Grandma Tian doesn't look for Eunuch Hong, who else can she look for? Eunuch Liang? Or Eunuch Wang, the factory owner? Eunuch Wu?"
Ji Min is still a little unconvinced.
"Eunuch Wang and Eunuch Wu are so powerful, how can they like Grandma Tian!"
Ji Jun laughed,
"You also know that Eunuch Wang and Eunuch Wu despise her, so why can't you understand that Grandma Tian falls in love with Eunuch Hong? Well, tell me, besides Eunuch Wang and Eunuch Wu, what other options does Grandma Tian have? I don't understand The situation in the palace, but I know there are not many men in the palace, tell me what other people are available, let’s talk together!”
Ji Min thought for a while, then lowered his voice and said a little hesitantly,
"For example, some imperial guards and imperial doctors... In the Great Zhou Dynasty, maids in the harem were allowed to marry female officials."
As long as she is not officially canonized as a concubine, she can marry freely.
This was also one of the reasons why Princess Lu wanted to change her identity for Ji Min in her previous life.
Ji Jun had no choice but to analyze it carefully.
"As far as I know, most of the imperial doctors and imperial guards not only have grades and family backgrounds, but even appearance is a screening criterion. After all, they hang around in front of the emperor all day long, and the emperor is upset when he sees them. Imperial doctors The guards and guards may not be of high rank, but because they serve the emperor closely, their own gold content is particularly high, and the famous ladies outside the palace look down upon it. Xiaojiabiyu must be waiting in line, leaving aside Xiaojiabiyu, there are also a large group of Yingying in the Qinlou Chu Hall Yanyan, tell me, which imperial doctor or guard is so ignorant that he must deal with such an old woman whose face is more anxious than her body?"
Ji Min nodded slowly after hearing this.
Gradually, Ji Min finally understood that besides Hou Nan, Nanny Tian and Eunuch Hong had other rivals.Why could such a wretched man as Eunuch Hong attract the favor of all the women in the harem?What Eunuch Hong is best at is trying to figure out the thoughts of women from deep palaces like Hou Nan and Tian Yu.Knowing what they need most, knowing what is the softest and most painful part in their hearts, so providing comfort to them when they need it most is invincible.
For example, Hou Nan, what she needs is power, if she can show her "talent" with the help of Concubine Jiao Xian's appreciation!
And then gain greater benefits by eliminating opponents for Concubine Jiao Xian.
For example, Hou Nan went from an unknown little palace maid to a fifth-grade female official!
However, this was far from satisfying her ambitions.
Hou Nan wants to revive her green tea religion.Then, become the leader who speaks the truth!
As for this Tianyu, he longs to be comforted.
Tian Yu entered the palace since he was a child, and because he was not beautiful, he could not become a concubine.
At the same time, because she handled things cleanly and neatly, she was gradually appreciated in the palace and eventually became a nun in charge.
And because she is good at assessing situations, she knows that she has no family background to rely on and does not want to get involved in the fights between the princes.So she worked hard to choose Shangguan Shufei, a high-ranking concubine without a prince, as her mistress.
This perfectly avoided being targeted by various forces during the fight for the crown prince's position.
At the same time, Concubine Shangguan Shu has a straightforward temperament and a relatively simple mind. Moreover, she does not have a strong natal family to rely on, so she is relatively easy to handle.
However, Tian Yu is also very smart. The most rare thing is that she knows how to measure. Tian Yu knows that in the palace, she must not do anything to bully the master, otherwise she will die miserably!
Because no matter how stupid and scheming Concubine Shangguan Shu is, Concubine Shangguan Shu is still the emperor's woman. No matter how unfavored she is, she is still a first-class imperial concubine!
What's more, Concubine Shangguan Shu and the emperor also have Princess Tong'an, and Princess Tong'an is deeply loved by the emperor. It can be said that although Concubine Shangguan Shu is old and beautiful, with an amulet like Princess Tong'an, Tian Yu must , and it is absolutely necessary to firmly control the big tiger skin of Concubine Shangguan Shu!
Therefore, when Tian Yu became the most capable nanny around Shangguan Shufei, the rising tide lifted all boats, and Tian Yu and Concubine Tian also ushered in the highlight moment of her life!She deserves a certain amount of dignity wherever she goes!
Concubine Jiao Xian put a lot of thought into trying to find out Concubine Shangguan Shu's every move.However, the deployment of manpower was repeatedly blocked. Finally, unexpectedly, Eunuch Hong helped her solve the big problem!
Ji Jun hoped that "excessive sebaceous glands" would be a bad sign, but based on the principle that doing more is worse than doing less, he respectfully said,
"I'm sorry for my poor eyesight, but may I ask this old lady which family's wife you are from?"
Ji Min, "..."
Cousin, are you doing this on purpose?How do you know that Tian Yu hates people calling her old?
Moreover, cousin, Tian Yu is quite old, but he’s not of the “Tai Madam” generation, right?
Is this going to piss her off?
Tian Yu was really furious. Sure enough, Hou Nan was right. These two little girls were not good people. They specialized in poking people's lungs!
Tian Yu angrily scolded,
"You speak without restraint! You speak without restraint! Is this the rule in your Duke Li's Mansion and General Zhenyuan's Mansion? Come on! Give me a slap!"
"Mother Tian, you have such a big arrogance! Who gave you the courage to shout and kill in the prince's palace!"
A scolding voice came from behind Ji Jun Ji Ni, and the head of Yangxu County arrived.
Ji Jun felt relieved. Even if Yangxu didn't come, she couldn't let Tian Yu bully her, but if Yangxu came and stirred things up, she would definitely get twice the result with half the effort!
Sure enough, Tian Yu had been sued beforehand, saying that the Ji sisters had harmed Hou Nan, and Hou Nan was taken away by people from Dali Temple!
Eunuch Hong kept coaxing Tian Yu and said that Tian Yu was the only one in his heart, but Hou Nan could help Concubine Jiao Xian with things, such as taking care of a disobedient concubine and secretly harming the little palace maid who was about to become a fairy.
Therefore, it is fair and just,
"Look, how can I let you do these dirty things? You don't want me to do it, right? But if you don't do it, and I don't do it, there will always be someone to do it for the master, right? I can't help it, my dear concubine Just let me be a low-level liar to deceive that bitch. I was just acting for the occasion. In the future, the Concubine Xian said that when the Thirteenth Prince inherits the throne, he will build us a big house outside the palace. By then, You are the wife that Ming Media is marrying!"
Tian Yu was convinced.
Therefore, she not only does not regard Hou Nan as a "love rival", but also as her family's "loyal lackey". She firmly believes that everything Hou Nan does is for Eunuch Hong and her own future!
Now, Hou Nan was imprisoned in Dali Temple by the Ji sisters. Tian Yu felt very guilty for not protecting Hou Nan, thinking that this was a slap in her face!
She wanted eight sisters from the Ji family to carry a sedan chair to invite Hou Nan back!
Facing Yangxu, Tian Yu's momentum did not diminish, he felt slightly blessed and said,
"County Master, I don't need to worry about this old slave teaching this girl who doesn't know etiquette a lesson!"
Yangxu County Lord snorted coldly,
"What if I don't allow it?"
Tian Yu straightened up, a sarcastic expression slipped from the corner of his lips,
"Then Tian Yu is offended! One of them disrespected the princess and came late for no reason! The other two spoke rudely to me. I must teach them a lesson today! Let them know what is honor and inferiority! What is etiquette, justice and integrity? !”
Having said that, Tian Yu took a step forward and deliberately refused to avoid Yangxu. His fat body almost hit Yangxu County Lord, and Yangxu had to take half a step back!
As the head of Yangxu County, he can still scare some people outside the palace.Facing people in the palace, especially those with some status, they are just empty-handed!
Tian Yu waved his hand, and the two women stepped forward and held Ji Jun down. Tian Yu sneered "hehe" and stepped forward again. As he walked, he raised his fat palms like pig's trotters and waved them at Ji Jun!
The author declares that the author is not good at naming, especially a unique name, which is even more difficult. Therefore,
If you have the same name and surname as someone else, or if the pronunciation is different, it is purely coincidental, please do not take a seat according to the number!
The author is deeply grateful to the friends who supported me, thank you for your encouragement!And urge more valuable comments and suggestions!
Seeking attention!Ask for collection!Ask for support!
(End of this chapter)
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