The noble lady who wears books has to fight monsters and upgrade

Lu Mei's voice "looked like urine", which made Guan Jingqiu suddenly wake up.

These are indeed "pee" and they are "dog urine".

Ji Jun used a dog whistle to attract a few nearby obedient puppies. Because these dogs were not big in size and therefore did not produce much urine, they were better in numbers.

Ji Jun looked at the "water pillars" pouring on Guan Jingqiu's head. There were about seven or eight of them!

To be honest, the total urine output is really not much, but as the saying goes,

It's not very harmful, it's extremely insulting!
Guan Jingqiu once saw Nangong Yan being embarrassed by "bird droppings". At that time, she dared to gloat in her heart.

Now, Guan Jingqiu suddenly felt that the world was dark when she was actually drenched in "dog urine"!
Mei Lin actually smelled a "smell", but she really didn't react.

Seeing Lu Mei blurt out, it was too late to stop her, so she pinched Lu Mei hard in her anxiety.

He hurriedly stepped forward and used a handkerchief to help Guan Jingqiu wipe the urine from her hair and clothes while holding back the smell.

Guan Jingqiu was ashamed and annoyed, and was in a hurry.

Ji Jun pretended to be concerned and regretful,

"Miss Guan, it seems that we are not destined. You just finished swearing, and you got wet with something like this. In this case, God will not help Miss Guan and us to rebuild our old relationship. This shows that God's will cannot be violated! For Miss Guan's sake, In terms of face and body, it’s better for Miss Guan to stay away from us sisters, lest the vows that follow will be fulfilled one by one, and Miss Guan’s face will become even more ugly!”

Hum!Guan Jingqiu, don’t you want to be a shameless, big-faced cat?

Aren't you sure that we are in the Marquis Mansion of Huai'an in broad daylight, so you don't dare to fight with you, and you want to beg for nothing and make us annoyance so much that you give in?

Well, to deal with a scumbag like you Guan Jingqiu, I have to use this method that will make you suffer unspeakably!

Ji Jun hates being teased most in her life. Guan Jingqiu just feels that she is shameless and keeps visiting her door again and again. Ji Jun and Ji Min live in the Huai'an Houfu. They have to take into account the reputation of the Huai'an Houfu. .

Over time, if I don't give in, the Huai'an Marquis will lose their temper. Hong Peiju and Yang will put pressure on your concubine if they can't deal with themselves and Ni'er!

Ji Jun and Ji Nin have no right to interfere with how Hong Peiju deals with your aunt, so they can't harm your aunt!
Naturally, Ji Jun and Ji Min couldn't just watch Hong Peiju take the opportunity to humiliate their aunt.

Ji Jun remembered a novel he had read, in which a group of bandits fell in love with a lady from a country squire's family. Naturally, the lady refused, so she hid quietly.

But the bandits tied up everyone in the village, old and young, and threatened to kill the entire village if this young lady didn't show up!
As a last resort, the young lady had no choice but to walk in front of the bandit herself and saved the lives of the entire village.

Now, Hong Peiju and Hong Meilin want to curry favor with Guan Baosheng, so they will naturally not miss the opportunity to make good friends with the Guan family.

Therefore, we can only start with Guan Jingqiu to make her less interested in Ni'er!
Guan Jingqiu was so angry at Ji Jun's sour words that she wanted to have an attack, but she couldn't. She was so angry that she felt dizzy.

In addition, it was already late autumn. In order to show her sincerity, Guan Jingqiu waited outside for Ji Jun and Ji Nian for a long time, and her body was no longer so warm.

I got wet with some more dog urine. Although I felt a little hot when I first got wet, it quickly cooled down. As soon as the cold wind passed by, my whole body was freezing!

Guan Jingqiu's body shook involuntarily a few times.
"Ah-owe",
"Ah-owe",
"Ah-owe"

Guan Jingqiu sneezed hard several times in a row, and then her nose and tears rushed out!
The maid didn't care about what was on the veil, so she helped wipe it again.

When Shaoyao heard this, his eyes lit up and he shouted loudly,
"Miss, miss! Miss Guan's last vow has come true!"

When Guan Jingqiu's maid called Xiaojie, she became furious and pointed at the peony and shouted,

"What are you talking nonsense! Are there grass in your ears? Our lady is sneezing, sneezing, do you hear that? It's not that fart!"

When it comes to voice, who is Shaoyao afraid of?Shaoyao immediately raised his voice a few steps and resisted,

"You just have grass in your ears. Not only do you have grass in your ears, your head is full of grass! You don't understand anything. What are you shouting about? Tell me, what is a fart?"

Xiaojie was stunned for a moment, but as Guan Jingqiu's maid, her brain was still good, so she immediately responded,
"A fart is a fart, what else can a fart be?"

Shaoyao said disdainfully,

"Listen up! If you don't say it, you are uneducated, it's terrible! One idiot is not an egg, and three idiots are chattering around randomly! Let me tell you, farts are "qi"! It's the "qi" discharged from that place! In the same way , sneezing is the "gas" expelled from the nose and mouth. They are both gas. One comes from above and the other comes from below. Is it true that you are you when you walk out of the gate, and you are not you when you climb out of the dog hole? Are you a dog? Aren’t you still you? Do you understand? Follow me and learn more! There will be no tuition fees this time!”

Xiaojie,

"..."

They are both maids, so why is the difference so big?

Is it really because of "culture"?
Ji Jun,
"..."

Meeting Shaoyao makes this time travel worthwhile!

What a simple philosophical principle this is!

It seems a bit like "a white horse is not a horse"!

Ji Min,
"..." Cousin, although I think "sneeze" and "fart" are really not the same thing, but why, I think what Shaoyao said is particularly reasonable!

Three people walk, there must be my teacher!
A teacher does not have to be better than a disciple, and a disciple does not have to be inferior to the teacher!
Conquer!

Begonia,

"..."

Shaoyao, I admire you so much!
You are so knowledgeable!

I said why I sometimes try not to sneeze in front of my master, but then I feel sick in my stomach, and then I feel better after that!
It turns out that it was that one who forced me to change the route. After getting lost, I scrambled left and right before I found a new exit!

Peony!You are really still studying diligently and diligently in your position as a maid, so that you are better than a "maid" out of "maid". You are the elite of our maid class and a talent of our maid sect!

Guan Jingqiu was already filled with smoke. She felt that if she stayed here for a moment longer, the two masters and servants would be mad at her!
When Mei Lin saw this, she knew that Guan Jingqiu had really failed today!She didn't bother to accuse the Ji sisters and wanted to take this opportunity to quickly win over Guan Jingqiu and gain a good impression.

So he stepped forward and said softly,

"Miss Guan, can you go to my room to wash up and change into dry clothes?"

Guan Jingqiu was so angry that she stamped her feet, ignored Mei Lin's invitation, and left the Huai'an Marquis Mansion in anger!

In the minister's house, after Guan Jingqiu had finished cleaning and put on clean clothes, she saw Guan Baosheng and Aunt Sun. She was suddenly filled with sadness and burst into tears!
Guan Baosheng had already learned about it from his maid Xiaojie. He said with a calm face,

"Why did you provoke those sisters again?"

Previously, Guan Baosheng turned a blind eye to the fact that Guan Jingqiu framed Ji Jun and Ji Nian in order to curry favor with Nangong Yan, Juqu Qingshan, and the head of Jili County.

However, the premise is that Guan Baosheng feels that his daughter will not suffer.

Now, seeing that her daughter had failed repeatedly and was now humiliated in public, she suddenly felt a deep hatred for the Ji sisters and even the Duke of Li Kingdom!
Guan Baosheng was born as a Jinshi. He was attracted by his father-in-law, who was the Minister of the Ministry of Civil Affairs, so he recruited his son-in-law.

His father-in-law supported Guan Baosheng all the way. In addition, Guan Baosheng was also tactful and good at maneuvering, so he was able to rise to his current position of minister.

However, Guan Baosheng has been in this position of minister for nearly ten years!

In the past, Guan Baosheng only wanted to be a highly respected minister and achieve the position of Prime Minister.

At least, he should be a senior member of the army. Seeing that many of his colleagues have stagnated when they reached the stage of serving as minister, Guan Baosheng felt somewhat emotional and disdainful.

However, now, Guan Baosheng realized that there was a huge difference in going from being a minister to being a minister.

The help from his father-in-law's family can no longer help him push forward.

When Guan Baosheng was in court before, he appeared to be honest and upright, but in fact, Guan Baosheng was very popular and would inadvertently do evil things to his colleagues.

But because he is usually cautious and even timid in doing things, he hides it very well.

Moreover, the most important thing is that after he harmed his colleagues, he was not the one who benefited, so it is difficult for many people to suspect him after being framed by him.

What Guan Baosheng was thinking at that time was that there were first-rank tutors in the position of minister, and there were not many first-rank positions such as prime minister, and they would go down one by one.That is, according to seniority and size, you can always be ranked.

Therefore, Guan Baosheng basically doesn't take sides. To be precise, he wants to take sides but doesn't know how.

Guan Baosheng is always worried about being on the wrong team.

On the prince's side, Guan Baosheng felt that there was hope for either one, but neither one had much hope.

The imperial relatives and several founding fathers basically looked down upon him.These people are quite disdainful of Guan Baosheng, who relied on "nepotism" to get to the position.

In particular, Guan Baosheng has not made much achievements in his position, and at best he has not caused any trouble.

The king of Jiangxia County said,

"Such a person will only protect himself at critical times, and may even betray his friends and relatives. Since we can't advance and retreat together with me, and we can't both suffer losses, why should I share the prosperity with him!"

Guan Baosheng also knew what these people were thinking, but he felt that it was better to wait and see when the situation was unclear.

As for other important officials of the Qing Dynasty, such as Prime Minister Qi and Shangshu Juqu, these people are not very close to Guan Baosheng.

Over time, Guan Baosheng also felt that he was "alone".

Until his eldest daughter Guan Jingzhu was selected as the "Prince Concubine", Guan Baosheng felt that he should consider promotion.

At the same time, Guan Baosheng even secretly thought that if his daughter married the fourth prince, he could consider supporting the fourth prince in their fight for the crown prince!
As for the third prince, Guan Baosheng is not optimistic.

Although the third prince's mother-in-law once dominated the harem, she is no longer there.

Guan Baosheng himself is a man, and he feels that a man's feelings for a woman cannot be that deep, and they are probably just pretending!
Or maybe this man is dissatisfied with all the women in front of him, so he feels that the one he loves the most is the one who will never come back!
Unfortunately, in the end, the joy was all in vain!
Seeing Guan Jingqiu crying out of breath, Guan Baosheng raised the corners of his lips slightly and said comfortingly,
"Stop crying, daddy will help you get revenge!"