One Piece: Starting to read the file from the dragon-footed man

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Play off, definitely play off.

Although Li Guanqi's nonsense sounds reasonable, the reason why it is called nonsense is precisely because of its untrustworthy nature of even punctuation marks, so people call it nonsense.

What's more, Li Guanqi's nonsense can almost be called explicit.

So out of politeness, Ji Ye only believed Li Guanqi's nonsense on the surface, but in fact he knew very well in his heart that everything that happened tonight can basically be summarized as a large-scale car rollover scene.

Well, I made a mistake...

If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have let go of my temper and went to make trouble with that stupid chess watcher.

Ji Ye thought with annoyance that at first he thought that a place like a military camp would have a righteous spirit, and its attributes would definitely be the best in the world of the sun. After reading the almanac, I forgot that today is the Ghost Festival, when the gate of hell is open.

Although logically speaking, if luck is not too bad, nothing too evil should happen.

It will be unlucky for two or three days if you hold on to death, and it will be almost as good as jumping into the brazier after returning home.

But who would have thought that after the midnight, it would be a good start, without any signs or warnings, which led to the development of things on the road to Huangquan from the very beginning.

Alas, I don't know if that foolish man watching chess will be afraid...

"Old Ji, I remember that there is a warehouse near here. I'll go and see if there are carts." When Li Guanqi spoke, his tone was full of strong fatherly love, "Anyway, you stay here Don't move around, I'll come back to meet you soon after I get the things?"

Ji Ye: "..."

Very good... Not only was I not afraid at all, but I was even joking around leisurely.

As a normal person, Ji Ye couldn't quite understand the inexplicable optimism in Li Guanqi's mentality, but he felt it was necessary to remind him.

"Although the region is different, since I have the same nine-year compulsory education as you..." Ji Ye raised his foot and kicked Li Guanqi's ass, "So I think you know that I must have studied "Back View" This Chinese text, right?"

Hearing this, Li Guanqi immediately grinned a rascally smile, while expressing that this kind of scumbag like me is like this, and doesn't care about the occasion when he speaks bad words, while jumping to the side awkwardly, intending to avoid Ji Ye's magical kick .

But I didn't expect that Ji Ye's act of kicking her butt was just a cover-up, and the real purpose was actually her footing.

So Li Guanqi saw Ji Ye swaying a shot, and then he came back to his senses again and found that he was lying on the ground in a posture of "facing the loess and back to the sky".

"What are you doing?" Li Guanqi lay on the ground and moaned, "Although you use your feet, do you know how much psychological damage you have caused me, who is just an adult but still a baby?"

"I don't know, and I don't want to know."

As soon as Ji Ye saw Li Guanqi like this, he immediately realized that the other party was probably going to make trouble for no reason again, so he showed a standard indifferent face almost reflexively, and then continued to the topic without hesitation.

"However, I think you must know the so-called 'one must be cool', 100% is the basic law of death in all horror films."

So that's why it's weird.

After all, Li Guanqi is a nerd, so it is impossible for Li Guanqi to knowingly commit such common sense that even she knows...

There are tricks.

Stepping on Li Guanqi who was still struggling in delusion, Ji Ye tried her best to judge Li Guanqi in a tone that she thought she was vicious, but in fact she was not vicious at all.

"You are simply pretending to die."

"Heaven and earth have a conscience." Li Guanqi lay on the ground, shouting for himself, "I just want to find a vehicle to transport these people on the ground away."

"Then you can buy it at the mall." Ji Ye was unmoved by the reasons given by Li Guanqi, and was very good at finding loopholes in the question stems, "Let's get rid of the excuse of saving money first, after all, gold coins and life Put them together, I think you still know which is more important."

"Although the reason I did this is not because of this, but if you think about it carefully... it really seems to be right?"

Li Guanqi was lying on the ground, in a very awkward posture, persistently twisting his arms and groping for his chin with his hands, showing a thoughtful expression and proceeding to analyze according to the logic given by Ji Ye.

"After all, if the money is spent, it will be spent, but if the life is gone, it seems that I can still choose to read the file and start again?"

After all, if you think so, rounding up, isn’t this equivalent to a perfect 100% recycling in another sense!
Good guy, Li Guanqi called out in his heart, good guy!

Thinking of this, Li Guanqi immediately turned his head to look at Ji Ye as if he had discovered a new continent, showing an eager expression, and said excitedly in a tone that he didn't know whether to complain or show off——

"You have to know that in the plug-in that the stingy guy of world awareness opened for me, except for the remaining broken system, which can barely be used as a map navigation, the map needs to be loaded by yourself, and there is no inferior product with voice navigation function. , and only file reading is the best thing to use!"

Ji Ye: "..."

Would you like to hear what you're talking about?
and……

Ji Ye arranged the known conditions in Li Guanqi's logic. No matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't figure out what kind of thinking logic was behind this idiot. After enumerating all the correct problem-solving formulas, he could still draw Such a result of a wrong answer.

In view of the condition that only death can read the file, Ji Ye, as a normal person, sincerely feels that this cheat is actually useless.

So Li Guanqi's tone of "Fuck, I'm taking advantage" made Ji Ye feel a little speechless.

But after getting along for half a month, Ji Ye has already developed some resistance to Li Guanqi's brain circuit, so after only 0.2 seconds of being stunned, he immediately speaks out to stop Li Guanqi's rampant and dangerous thoughts.

"I advise you not to think too far."

Ji Ye let go of his feet, reached out and pulled Li Guanqi up from the ground, and continued to ask seriously: "However, you really don't have any extreme ideas, right?"

"Of course, although I'm a bit of a schmuck in my mouth, I definitely won't be that schmuck in my behavior."

Even though he didn't think so in his heart many times, Li Guanqi assured him with all oaths, "Heaven and earth conscience, the sun and the moon can be seen, I really just want to go whoring a cart for nothing."

By the way, let's explore the reality behind the scenes. After all, although the so-called "one must be cold" is a 100% law of death in all horror movies, it is not in horror games...at least in terms of probability. 100%.

And if it is an exploration type, then the high energy of death will only appear in the middle and late stages, so it is completely reckless in the relatively safe early stage.

What's more, in case of unlucky accidents, the cheat of "reading files" is indeed her biggest and most invincible capital at present.

As for the price to pay—death?
Oh, on the premise that the world consciousness regards resurrection as a "radish", death is a mere "donkey" for Li Guanqi, as long as she can overcome her physical fear in the future, then everything will become unhealthy. worth mentioning.

Li Guanqi felt less and less awe of death in his heart, but he just pretended to be the same as ordinary people, and even patted his chest artificially in order to be more realistic, showing an expression of "I'm actually really scared".

Ji Ye: "..."

You'd better be really feeling "good, scared, scared".

Ji Ye kept an eye out, she didn't believe Li Guanqi's exaggerated acting skills, but she didn't continue this topic either.

"In short, the situation is special, so don't think about it for the time being tonight."

Ji Ye seldom made a decision, but once he made a decision, no one could refute it.

Especially with regard to Li Guanqi's matter, she has always been extremely vigilant, for fear that this guy will bite his teeth, stomp his feet, and step on a crooked path, without looking back.

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At this juncture, the dialogue scene between Ji Ye and Li Guanqi, which looks like a grandmother's foot wrap, left the audience in a fog.

They don't know what the meaning of the screen broadcasting this content is.

Boring, boring, and pointless.

Although most people don't say it, in fact, what they want to see in their hearts are actually more thrilling, exciting and cool pictures.

For example, the sudden appearance of a life-threatening ghost, elusive ghosts, disgusting and frightening zombies, or the ghost general that Li Guanqi said.

No matter how bad it was, the two paper figurines that had already appeared were enough to keep them talking about it for a while.

In any case, who would want to watch such boring things like chatting and farting in such a plot that is obviously a horror movie?

However, although most ordinary audiences think so, some audiences have a good sense of it.

Especially the world government, even if they are not happy with the content on the screen, they can still be said to be relieved.

After all, from the time it was shown on the screen to the present, the black material of their world government alone has almost contracted all the explosive points in the plot, thus feeding countless newspaper reporters in the sea, contributing to their career line, and never absent.

Of course, this also includes the things that Li Guanqi and Ji Ye analyzed from the location of the naval base in the last screen.

Although it seems that it only blackmailed the navy, it didn't mention the world government as the instigator behind the scenes, so most people don't know the tricks behind this incident.

But that's just for most of the uninformed.

And for those old fritters in the navy who are usually a little higher in official positions and have been in the officialdom for a few years, they are very clear about the inside story.

Almost immediately reflected the events of the year, and the people on his side were used as guns by the world government.

Although the person who was specifically used as a gun is not themselves, there is something called "collective sense of honor" that allows them to clearly distinguish their own people from outsiders.

At the beginning, the world government thought it was not a big problem. Anyway, it didn’t stop doing it before, and it hasn’t stopped now, so it didn’t take this “little thing” to heart at all.

Normally, you should eat and drink, and the navy's emotions should not be separated from your heart.

But who would have thought that the navies, who had been swallowing their anger in the past, broke out with great complaints this time.

Although there has not been any naval officials or cadres going to the high-level offices of the world government to ask the world government to give the navy an explanation, but in private, they have learned to obey the law and violate the law, and use soft knives to cut flesh behind their backs!

The "tools" that are usually easy to use, not only became a little out of hand this time, but also hit the bow of the boat with waves, turning them into a drowned rat.

This is specifically reflected in some tasks that require the cooperation of the two.

For example, some navies who seem to be more friendly, although they are smiling with you on the surface, but when everyone is doing tasks, they will secretly trip you up, and they are so slippery that you can't grasp it.

And some navies who seem to be more upright really didn't show a good face the whole time, and the cold snorts never stopped from the beginning to the end.

Even when the connector sent by the world government makes a decision, it is between suspicion and questioning. If you choose to judge the other party with conviction, you are not holding your fart.

Although it is true that they obeyed the orders when carrying out the task, but the eyes with [scum] written in the left eye and [scum] in the right eye made the staff of the world government feel very uncomfortable.

After all, although there are many shameless officials in the world government, there will only be more grassroots personnel with conscience.

People who are still kind-hearted because they have just entered the workplace, and have not had time to do "helpless things", basically cannot bear such silent condemnation.

I think this kind of look is more painful than looking at the knife on the body. It is the questioning and roaring that will make them unable to sleep peacefully when they sleep in the middle of the night.

It seems that they have to dig their hearts and lungs at all times to examine whether the souls in their chests are really as dark as the suits they wear, too dark to see the light.

This caused some delicate and sensitive people, even if they finally fell asleep, they would wake up in the dark time before dawn.

Lying on the bed in a daze, unable to remember the horror of the dream, only helplessness, hesitation, and confusion remained for a while, plus a little bit of self-doubt, and resistance to the coming dawn.

[This is too tortured. 】

Those low-level personnel of the world government all think so unanimously, and feel ashamed of their identities under such influence.

Although I really want to quit, but the world government is not like the navy, and has never resigned.

If you want to leave after boarding the pirate ship, you can only choose the only way to defect, and then offer a reward order, becoming like a pirate, but more suppressed and hunted by the world government.

It perfectly interprets what is called "dilemma" and "involuntary".

But the world government doesn't care about that.

These running dogs of the Tianlong people, vicious capitalists, stinking bureaucrats, royal nobles who never care about human rights, always care only about the use value of "tools", but never care about the thoughts of "tools".

They divide everything, including the "tools" in their hands, into grades and grades.

The ones that are easy to use should be regularly maintained and repaired; the ones that are not easy to use should be put in the corner to eat ashes and let them fend for themselves;
And what about the ones that hurt your hands?

It's very simple, it doesn't matter whether the "tool" is easy to use, anyway, since it will backfire, then just destroy it.

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Although the atmosphere in the barracks suddenly turned dark, the emotions of Li Guanqi and Ji Ye gradually became calm after a brief shock.

Even the older generation always say--after the supernatural, 36 strategies, go first.

But the premise is that if the incident is not in our spring...

"Speaking of watching chess, what is our next plan?"

Ji Ye took out a gold coin from his pocket, and while opening the system mall to buy a second-hand scooter, he stretched out his legs and pointed to the soldiers who fell on the ground.

"And what should these soldiers do? Under such circumstances, if they are piled up here to fend for themselves, there is a [-]% chance that they will end up in an accident, right?"

"Be confident." Li Guanqi nodded calmly and said, "It may be [-]%."

After all, life is impermanent, and accidents are always possible.

Lucky 0's aptitude made Li Guanqi always plan for the worst.

"And in terms of the horror atmosphere of the current posture, I don't think this is a copy that can let them lie flat."

Ji Ye: "Then this will be troublesome."

As Li Guanqi's only accomplice, Ji Ye was very familiar with the effects of the drug that Li Guanqi had used before, and he knew that that kind of thing could make people sleep until three days later after being tricked.

Li Guanqi, who was the culprit at the side, obviously thought of this, so his expression froze uncontrollably, revealing a trace of guilt, but it quickly faded away.

"So that's why the purpose of the cart is here?" Li Guanqi didn't mention the matter of drugging herself, and carefully showed off her scheming to change the subject, "Pile them all on top of each other, pile them together and push them on the cart." It’s easy to take with you when you go.”

"...Bring it with you?" Ji Ye sincerely expressed doubts, "I thought it would be good to send them outside the barracks?"

Li Guanqi groaned: "If the situation allows, it is indeed that way..."

But if the situation does not allow, such as encountering an air wall or a ghost hitting the wall, you can only carry it with you.

Li Guanqi didn't say the rest of the sentence, but Ji Ye vaguely got Li Guanqi's point.

Although Ji Ye really wanted to say that they probably wouldn't be so unlucky, something called the "sixth sense" kept telling her—"Yes, you will be so unlucky."

But the good news is that there is good news and bad news.

The good news is - it is indeed safe outside the camp.

There are birds, insects, and rabbits.The ecosystem is relatively normal.The lighting is dark, but the atmosphere is quiet and peaceful.

But the bad news is-

"We can't get out."

Ji Ye stood on the wall of the barracks, stretched out his hand to touch the air in front of him, obviously there was nothing in front of him, but he could clearly feel the obstruction from his fingertips.

It feels cold and smooth to the touch... It feels like a mirror, but it's actually not as fine as a mirror.

Ji Ye paused for a moment, then raised his hand and clenched his fist and slammed it down.

"------"

Strangely, there was no sound this time.

It's just that the originally transparent air was suddenly like the surface of a lake where stones were thrown into it. After a brief ripple, it regained its previous calm.

"Wow, good guy, it's quite fancy... the legendary enchantment has been created."

Li Guanqi leaned against the wall, took out a hammer from his waist, imitated Ji Ye and smashed it hard twice.

I found that the impact after the percussion is not only as hard as iron, but also has its own sound absorption effect.

"Fuck, is this thing Made in China? It's so resistant to manufacturing."

Li Guanqi's plan failed, so he made another plan and decided to burn it to see results, but he didn't expect that as soon as the flame on her side was ignited, it would automatically float towards the invisible barrier without wind, and then seemed to be eaten by someone. As well, it was quickly snatched away.

Fuck, this is really miraculous!
Li Guanqi's heart fluttered immediately.

If it wasn't for the fact that I don't know what kind of ghost thing belongs to "metaphysics" rather than "science", I would have to find a way to knock off two pieces and save it for future equipment.

After all, this thing is strong and silent, it can remove the impact force, but it is also resistant to high temperature, and its protection is first-class!
What a rare material, it's a pity that I can't take it away.

Li Guanqi is very disappointed that there is no free whoring wool to exploit.

But the good news is that since there is an enchantment, it must mean that if there is a boss in this dungeon, there is a high probability that it will be highly targeted, but the AOE range will not be too large. As long as it is operated properly, it should be able to rely on the positioning Avoid most damage.

However, it is not known whether it is a decryption escape class or a monster-killing exploration class.

Li Guanqi was still thinking about what to do in the future to pass the customs safely, when a sudden change occurred.

The surrounding temperature dropped sharply in an instant, and it was obviously summer, but snowflakes began to fall from the sky.

And I don't know when, the temperature that was still hot and dry suddenly turned into an uncomfortable chill.

"Get ready, watch chess."

Taking a deep breath, Ji Ye jumped off the wall.

"I'm afraid the hearse is already on the way tonight."

As if to reflect Ji Ye's words - scored twice.

The next moment, on the street that was obviously empty at this time, the sound of children clapping a ball suddenly came faintly.

Li Guanqi: "..."

It's numb, damn it... It's like my scalp is numb.