The little ancestor of metaphysics, I have five top nephews and grandchildren
Chapter 5 Self-cultivation of the narcissist
Chapter 5 Self-cultivation of the narcissist
Chu Chuling glanced at the time and thought it was still early, so she bent down and said, "Xi Xi, why don't we go now, and then come back and finish the meal after shopping."
"Yeah." Little Milkman nodded.
Now that Nian Nian is not out of school, she also bought a lot of things for Nian Nian on weekdays. She is full of clothes and accessories. Today, after school, Nian Nian has to go to her little friend’s house to attend a birthday party. It must be very late when she comes back up.
She figured that she would not bring Nian Nian this time, "Let's go." When the two of them were about to walk out of the room, Chu Chuling turned her head and said to her husband and son, "Then let's go first, and wait for us to come back obediently at home." Then, her eyes vaguely fell on Tan Siran, a rebellious boy.
Obviously the smile was still kind, but Tan Siran could see a hint of warning from it.
He murmured in embarrassment and turned his head, only to see his father's movements were exactly the same as his.
Chu Chuling, who was firmly seated on the throne of the family, snorted coldly, and then took the little baby to go shopping happily.
On weekdays, Chu Chuling loves to buy some beautiful and shiny things to decorate her cloakroom. After having Tan Niannian, it is like owning a real-life dress-up doll.
Both Tan's family and her mother's Chu's family are rich and powerful, enough for her to say hello.
Seeing the big and the young leaving happily holding hands, the two people in the room looked at each other, "Why do I feel that we didn't recognize an elder, but added a real-life dress-up doll to your mother."
Hearing the word elder, Tan Siran only felt a pain in the head, "I really can't yell, she hasn't talked about Niannian, even you have to call her aunt." He covered his forehead with one hand, I really can't figure it out.
How did the great-grandfather create this little milk baby at such a young age? The key is that the two are really passed down by blood from father to daughter.
Not to mention the two of them, in the entire Tan family family, there is no senior elder than her.
"Let's learn from your mother." A beauty trick, who made the little milkman's head flutter, is indeed his daughter-in-law.
Tan Yanai: My wife is so beautiful!
……
Tan Siran sat on the sofa and scrolled through Weibo boredly. As expected, the news about his illegitimate daughter had already become a trending search.
He skillfully cut the trumpet and sneaked into a super chat called "Why is Tan Siran still not confused".
Not long after he debuted, there were little black people who slandered him, and other celebrity idols were so pissed off, why would they slander me.
On his side, this year's netizens are not good, there are only a few points back and forth, and there is nothing new.
He doesn't care about spraying anything, there are only two points, one is to say that his acting skills are poor, and the other is to spray his face.
Especially the latter, anything can be tolerated, but facial spraying is absolutely unbearable.The young master is naturally beautiful and beautiful, so the one who sprays his face must be blind.
Slender fingers slide up and down the screen.
Why is Tan Zha not muddled: Laughing, I haven't exerted my strength yet, Tan Siran is going to be muddled.
Huskies in the North: Don’t, my daily pleasure now is to come to Hei to talk about Siran. If he is confused, I will feel empty.
It doesn't matter: Upstairs, is this the legendary black out of love?
Jiuzhuan Dachang: One thing to say, that little milk baby is really cute, at first glance it looks a bit like Tan Siran.It's been three years since I've been talking about Siran, and I can't complain about it because of my good looks.
Tan Siran was in a good mood when he saw that even black fans recognized his face, and even gave him a thumbs up.
While walking around, a wechat message came from the phone to remind him that it was Song Tao.
Song Tao: The show has been picked up for you, and we will join the group the day after tomorrow. We will set off together tomorrow afternoon.If you have time, pack your luggage first, and you will definitely have to check your luggage when the time comes, so you can take it easy and don't bring anything that can't be seen.
Knowing who Tan Siran is, Song Tao joked on purpose.
Song Tao: By the way, you'd better hurry up and make up for it with your baby knowledge. Letting you appear on the show is to wash away the father's persona for nothing. Don't make me a child abuse scandal.
Tan Siran: Don't worry, don't worry, I can't handle a child?
He swears, isn't it just a little friend, what's the problem, except that he can't get on the breastfeeding, other things are fine.
Besides, at my aunt's age, the most troublesome time has passed, and now I just need to be emotionally stable.
As long as the little friends don't cry, they are easy to fool. Once they cry, their heads will blow up.
Song Tao: Remember what you said today. When the day you slap your face, I will print out the screenshot of today's chat history and paste it on your face.
He quit WeChat, opened Du Niang after thinking for a while, and entered in the search box: three or four-year-old little girl...
As soon as I entered these words, a series of related entries immediately popped up below.
What can a three or four year old girl eat.
What does a three or four year old girl like.
How to coax a three or four year old girl?
One hundred hair braiding tutorials for three and four year olds.
……
Wait, a hundred hair weaving tutorials?Are the entries already so voluminous now?Tan Siran went in curiously, with the little hair of a three or four year old kid, how many ways to weave it?
Click in, it is a graphic tutorial.As soon as he saw the graphic tutorial, he withdrew his hands faster than his brain.
What is it called?This is called emergency avoidance.
I am most afraid of graphic tutorials. The first step is as long as you have hands. The second step is to barely keep up. The next step seems to be something wrong.
Then, in a seemingly ordinary step, I suddenly discovered something was wrong.Then I couldn't keep up with the steps anymore, and no matter how I looked at it or changed it, I couldn't match it.
Handicapped people are most afraid of graphic tutorials, Tan Siran clicked on another entry and looked at it with gusto.
After an unknown amount of time, there was a sound in the distance. He thought it was Song's mother or father, but he didn't even lift his head.
A rustling sound was getting closer and closer, but the person on the sofa seemed to be immersed in the world of his mobile phone.
Suddenly his eyes went dark, Tan Siran's body trembled, subconsciously wanted to pull with his hands, and then one by one left kicked one right leg and five consecutive whips.If you dare to play such a childish game with him, you will be beaten.
"Guess who I am." The little milkman's voice was deliberately lowered next to his ear, and the raised hand was silently retracted.
The corner of the mouth curled into an indiscernible arc, Tan Siran only thought it was a little funny and a little...cute? "Let me guess, is it Tan Niannian?"
"Guess is wrong, guess is wrong, guess again." The little milk boy was very proud.
"Yeah, who is that, tell my brother, okay?"
Hearing that he claimed to be his elder brother, the little milk boy was not happy.His eyes lit up, Tan Siran looked intently, and the little milk boy in front of him was furiously akimbo, "Nephew and grandson, the generations should not be messed up, you are going to be spanked for calling yourself an elder brother in front of your aunt."
She learned how Tan Siran frightened herself and made a face when she was in the car.
Milk whirring is not only not scary but also very cute.Tan Siran laughed, "Isn't it because I didn't recognize my aunt just now? If you don't know, don't blame it."
(End of this chapter)
Chu Chuling glanced at the time and thought it was still early, so she bent down and said, "Xi Xi, why don't we go now, and then come back and finish the meal after shopping."
"Yeah." Little Milkman nodded.
Now that Nian Nian is not out of school, she also bought a lot of things for Nian Nian on weekdays. She is full of clothes and accessories. Today, after school, Nian Nian has to go to her little friend’s house to attend a birthday party. It must be very late when she comes back up.
She figured that she would not bring Nian Nian this time, "Let's go." When the two of them were about to walk out of the room, Chu Chuling turned her head and said to her husband and son, "Then let's go first, and wait for us to come back obediently at home." Then, her eyes vaguely fell on Tan Siran, a rebellious boy.
Obviously the smile was still kind, but Tan Siran could see a hint of warning from it.
He murmured in embarrassment and turned his head, only to see his father's movements were exactly the same as his.
Chu Chuling, who was firmly seated on the throne of the family, snorted coldly, and then took the little baby to go shopping happily.
On weekdays, Chu Chuling loves to buy some beautiful and shiny things to decorate her cloakroom. After having Tan Niannian, it is like owning a real-life dress-up doll.
Both Tan's family and her mother's Chu's family are rich and powerful, enough for her to say hello.
Seeing the big and the young leaving happily holding hands, the two people in the room looked at each other, "Why do I feel that we didn't recognize an elder, but added a real-life dress-up doll to your mother."
Hearing the word elder, Tan Siran only felt a pain in the head, "I really can't yell, she hasn't talked about Niannian, even you have to call her aunt." He covered his forehead with one hand, I really can't figure it out.
How did the great-grandfather create this little milk baby at such a young age? The key is that the two are really passed down by blood from father to daughter.
Not to mention the two of them, in the entire Tan family family, there is no senior elder than her.
"Let's learn from your mother." A beauty trick, who made the little milkman's head flutter, is indeed his daughter-in-law.
Tan Yanai: My wife is so beautiful!
……
Tan Siran sat on the sofa and scrolled through Weibo boredly. As expected, the news about his illegitimate daughter had already become a trending search.
He skillfully cut the trumpet and sneaked into a super chat called "Why is Tan Siran still not confused".
Not long after he debuted, there were little black people who slandered him, and other celebrity idols were so pissed off, why would they slander me.
On his side, this year's netizens are not good, there are only a few points back and forth, and there is nothing new.
He doesn't care about spraying anything, there are only two points, one is to say that his acting skills are poor, and the other is to spray his face.
Especially the latter, anything can be tolerated, but facial spraying is absolutely unbearable.The young master is naturally beautiful and beautiful, so the one who sprays his face must be blind.
Slender fingers slide up and down the screen.
Why is Tan Zha not muddled: Laughing, I haven't exerted my strength yet, Tan Siran is going to be muddled.
Huskies in the North: Don’t, my daily pleasure now is to come to Hei to talk about Siran. If he is confused, I will feel empty.
It doesn't matter: Upstairs, is this the legendary black out of love?
Jiuzhuan Dachang: One thing to say, that little milk baby is really cute, at first glance it looks a bit like Tan Siran.It's been three years since I've been talking about Siran, and I can't complain about it because of my good looks.
Tan Siran was in a good mood when he saw that even black fans recognized his face, and even gave him a thumbs up.
While walking around, a wechat message came from the phone to remind him that it was Song Tao.
Song Tao: The show has been picked up for you, and we will join the group the day after tomorrow. We will set off together tomorrow afternoon.If you have time, pack your luggage first, and you will definitely have to check your luggage when the time comes, so you can take it easy and don't bring anything that can't be seen.
Knowing who Tan Siran is, Song Tao joked on purpose.
Song Tao: By the way, you'd better hurry up and make up for it with your baby knowledge. Letting you appear on the show is to wash away the father's persona for nothing. Don't make me a child abuse scandal.
Tan Siran: Don't worry, don't worry, I can't handle a child?
He swears, isn't it just a little friend, what's the problem, except that he can't get on the breastfeeding, other things are fine.
Besides, at my aunt's age, the most troublesome time has passed, and now I just need to be emotionally stable.
As long as the little friends don't cry, they are easy to fool. Once they cry, their heads will blow up.
Song Tao: Remember what you said today. When the day you slap your face, I will print out the screenshot of today's chat history and paste it on your face.
He quit WeChat, opened Du Niang after thinking for a while, and entered in the search box: three or four-year-old little girl...
As soon as I entered these words, a series of related entries immediately popped up below.
What can a three or four year old girl eat.
What does a three or four year old girl like.
How to coax a three or four year old girl?
One hundred hair braiding tutorials for three and four year olds.
……
Wait, a hundred hair weaving tutorials?Are the entries already so voluminous now?Tan Siran went in curiously, with the little hair of a three or four year old kid, how many ways to weave it?
Click in, it is a graphic tutorial.As soon as he saw the graphic tutorial, he withdrew his hands faster than his brain.
What is it called?This is called emergency avoidance.
I am most afraid of graphic tutorials. The first step is as long as you have hands. The second step is to barely keep up. The next step seems to be something wrong.
Then, in a seemingly ordinary step, I suddenly discovered something was wrong.Then I couldn't keep up with the steps anymore, and no matter how I looked at it or changed it, I couldn't match it.
Handicapped people are most afraid of graphic tutorials, Tan Siran clicked on another entry and looked at it with gusto.
After an unknown amount of time, there was a sound in the distance. He thought it was Song's mother or father, but he didn't even lift his head.
A rustling sound was getting closer and closer, but the person on the sofa seemed to be immersed in the world of his mobile phone.
Suddenly his eyes went dark, Tan Siran's body trembled, subconsciously wanted to pull with his hands, and then one by one left kicked one right leg and five consecutive whips.If you dare to play such a childish game with him, you will be beaten.
"Guess who I am." The little milkman's voice was deliberately lowered next to his ear, and the raised hand was silently retracted.
The corner of the mouth curled into an indiscernible arc, Tan Siran only thought it was a little funny and a little...cute? "Let me guess, is it Tan Niannian?"
"Guess is wrong, guess is wrong, guess again." The little milk boy was very proud.
"Yeah, who is that, tell my brother, okay?"
Hearing that he claimed to be his elder brother, the little milk boy was not happy.His eyes lit up, Tan Siran looked intently, and the little milk boy in front of him was furiously akimbo, "Nephew and grandson, the generations should not be messed up, you are going to be spanked for calling yourself an elder brother in front of your aunt."
She learned how Tan Siran frightened herself and made a face when she was in the car.
Milk whirring is not only not scary but also very cute.Tan Siran laughed, "Isn't it because I didn't recognize my aunt just now? If you don't know, don't blame it."
(End of this chapter)
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