The ministers begged me to ascend the throne
Chapter 98 Meal
In Lanyuan Pavilion, just when He Xiang was in a hurry to go to the Kunde Hall to ask for the silver-bordered tribute, Sun Kui sent back the silver-bordered tribute.
When He Xiangjian saw that there were only two or three flowers left in the silver-bordered tribute, his expression became stiff.
Sun Kui struggled to tell He Xiang the truth.
"Eunuch Sun, why did His Majesty the Tenth Highness take away the minister's silver-bordered tribute?" He Xiang thought it must be the emperor's prank.
Seeing He Xiang's eyes, Sun Kui instantly understood what he was thinking.
"It has nothing to do with the emperor, it is His Royal Highness who wants to come to Lanyuan Pavilion to pick orchids."
The word "pick" is very bad for He Xiang, and it makes him immediately think of picking flowers and vegetables.
"What is the Tenth Highness doing picking orchids?"
Sun Kui looked at He Xiang with hesitation on his face.He Xiang's face was not very good-looking, if he told the truth, would he be angry?
Seeing Sun Kui's hesitant appearance, He Xiangdeng immediately had a bad feeling.
"Your Highness the Tenth Highness picked orchids for fun?" At this moment, He Xiang's chest began to heave a little.
"It's not for fun." Sun Kui thought about it carefully, and decided to tell the truth, "The Tenth Highness is for eating."
He Xiang thought he heard it wrong: "Eunuch Sun, what did you just say?"
"Your Highness the Tenth Highness picked your orchids to eat. He said that orchids look a lot like leeks, so he wondered if orchids are as delicious as leeks..." Before Sun Kui could finish his sentence, He Xiang blushed flushed.
Grand Master Liu on the side was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
He Xiang's breathing became short of breath, and he said in disbelief, "It looks like a leek, for eating?"
"Yes, His Highness the Tenth Highness didn't know that it was a silver-bordered tribute, and thought it was an ordinary orchid."
"The flowers on the plant were eaten by His Royal Highness?"
"Yes, His Royal Highness also said that the taste is good..."
Sun Kui didn't stop talking, when he saw He Xiang fainted, he was so frightened that he shouted: "He Xiang! He Xiang! He Xiang!"
He Xiang was so angry that he passed out.
Zhao Yao, the culprit who made He Xiang stunned, was trying his luck on the sunflower and Huo Cai in the bowl.
For the past two days, Zhao Yao got tired of eating these dishes every meal.He didn't like vegetables very much, but now he eats them every meal, which really tortures the child.
Emperor Wu of Zhou suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch Zhao Yao's small mouth open, and then stuffed a chopstick of sunflower directly into his mouth.
Zhao Yao who was forcibly stuffed with vegetables: "..."
Emperor Wu of Zhou stared at Zhao Yao deliberately and said, "Let me eat it."
Zhao Yao glared at Emperor Wu of Zhou angrily.
"If you don't eat, I'll spank your ass."
This threat was very useful, Zhao Yao cowardly swallowed the food in his mouth.
"You are not allowed to lick the vegetables." Liang Zhaoyi frowned and said, "You choked on the licks last time, did you forget?"
Emperor Wu of Zhou picked up another chopstick and stuffed it into Zhao Yao's mouth, "Chew it for me."
Zhao Yao pouted, and then chewed bitterly a few times.Just when he was about to swallow, his mouth was pinched again by Emperor Wu of Zhou.
Emperor Wu of Zhou looked at Zhao Yao's mouth and saw that the vegetables had not been chewed, so he pinched his youngest son's face angrily.
"Chew it and eat it."
Liang Zhaoyi added: "Each mouthful of food is chewed twenty times." The child just swallowed the food he didn't like.
Being looked at "viciously" by Emperor Wu of Zhou, Zhao Yao reluctantly chewed it another twenty times.Emperor Wu of Zhou squeezed his mouth open again to check whether he had chewed the vegetables.Make sure he's chewed up the food before letting him swallow it.
After that, Emperor Wu of Zhou kept feeding Zhao Yao himself.To be precise, it is a strong plug.
Zhao Yao wanted to bite Emperor Wu of Zhou angrily, but he didn't dare.
He knew that his father would bully him when he came to Kunde Palace for dinner.
Under the pressure of Emperor Wu of Zhou, Zhao Yao ate a lot of dishes.
After Zhou Wudi finished feeding Zhao Yao, he flicked his head with his fingers, and said with disgust: "It doesn't make people worry about eating, and let me feed you."
Zhao Yao puffed his face, and retorted in a low voice: "I didn't let you feed it. Besides, you were feeding me, you were forcing me to eat..."
Before he finished speaking, his little face fell into the "magic claws" of Emperor Zhou Wu and was kneaded into various shapes.
Zhao Yao hummed angrily.
In the end, it was Liang Zhaoyi who rescued him from Emperor Zhou Wu's "magic catch".
"I asked you to copy "The Analects of Confucius" a hundred times, did you copy it?" Emperor Wu of Zhou asked, "If you didn't copy it well, I will spank your ass."
Zhao Yao clutched his little butt and said, "Copy it."
"Bring it to me to see."
Zhao Yao ran to his study on short legs and asked Tong Xi to help him carry the "The Analects of Confucius" which he had copied a hundred times.
"One hundred times, one time is not less."
"Really, let me take a look." Emperor Wu of Zhou picked it up and saw Zhao Yao's dog-like characters, his brows immediately frowned, "What kind of characters are you writing? A dog can write better than you?"
"Then let the dog write it."
Emperor Wu of Zhou picked up a copy of "The Analects of Confucius" copied by Zhao Yao and knocked his little head, "Your handwriting is ugly, you are not ashamed, you are proud of it."
"Father, you are unreasonable. I just learned to write. It has not been three months." Zhao Yao said bitterly, "My hand is almost broken."
"I have never seen such an ugly word."
"Then you saw it today...it hurts..." Zhao Yao's face was pinched again by Emperor Wu of Zhou, "Father, you are a strong man." Let him only learn to write for three months, and write words like the fourth brother and the eighth brother. Isn't it difficult for such a beautiful word?
"I think you haven't practiced calligraphy well."
"I copy books every day, where do I find the time to practice calligraphy?"
"If you study hard, will I punish you for copying books?" Emperor Wu of Zhou knocked Zhao Yao's head again, "I am stupid in reading, who is to blame."
Liang Zhaoyi had something to say to Emperor Wu of Zhou, so he asked Zhao Yao to go back to his study to read.
Zhao Yao was eager to leave, otherwise he would be beaten by his father again.
When Emperor Wu of Zhou saw that Liang Zhaoyi sent Zhao Yao away, he knew she had something to say.
Liang Zhaoyi first told Emperor Zhou Wu about Liang Run's purchase of land.After hearing this, Emperor Wu of Zhou said that he would send someone to do the job well.Liang Zhaoyi told Emperor Wu of Zhou about the revision of history.
Emperor Wu of Zhou did not think of the matter of compiling history.Since he ascended the throne, he has been busy with quelling the rebellion and recuperating at the same time. Other things have not been thought of for the time being.Besides, there are historians in the court, who record every day.
Liang Zhaoyi said that the history of this dynasty should be recorded, but the history of previous dynasties and previous histories must also be collected and corrected, so that history can be passed on from generation to generation.
If we don't sort out the history now, it might be broken in the future.
After hearing what Liang Zhaoyi said, Emperor Wu of Zhou felt that compiling history must be done.
"Why did you suddenly think of asking me to compile history?" Emperor Wu of Zhou did not call himself "zhen", but "I".
"It's Yaoyao. He has always liked to read history books. After reading the history books of the previous dynasty two days ago, he asked me for the history books of the Zheng Dynasty. I said that there were not many history books of the Zheng Dynasty left, so he asked why..." Liang Zhaoyi Forget the "Historical Records" mentioned by Zhao Yao, and truthfully tell Emperor Wu of Zhou why she suddenly suggested to him to collect historical materials and compile historical books.
After hearing this, Emperor Wu of Zhou said in a gentle voice, "I will talk about it tomorrow morning." Emperor Wu of Zhou has always acted vigorously and resolutely.What he thinks is right, he will do it immediately, and he will never procrastinate. "It's just a matter of finding something for those civil servants to do."
The two didn't talk about business any more, they started chatting.
Emperor Wu of Zhou liked to chat with Liang Zhaoyi very much.Liang Zhaoyi was not like other concubines who spoke cautiously or meant something in front of him.She chatted with him whatever came to her mind, openly.Also, she never played tricks in front of him, nor would she ask him for anything.She treats him as her husband, and tells him what she knows, or what she reads in a book.
Liang Zhaoyi likes to read books.Everything she read in the book would be shared with Emperor Wu of Zhou.The same is true for Emperor Wu of Zhou.
The two can talk for a long time about a small matter.
Emperor Wu of Zhou still had memorials to be approved, so he did not stay in the Kunde Palace for long.Before leaving, he hugged Liang Zhaoyi into his arms and kissed her ear.
Liang Zhaoyi hugged Emperor Zhou Wu back, and said softly: "The emperor takes care of himself, don't be too tired."
Emperor Wu of Zhou said softly, "Okay."
Liang Zhaoyi and Zhao Yao sent Emperor Wu of Zhou to the gate of Kunde Hall together.
Seeing that Emperor Wu of Zhou asked Sun Kui to take away the "Analects of Confucius" that he had copied a hundred times, Zhao Yao complained in his heart: Father really wants to carefully check the "Analects of Confucius" that I copied!He is not very busy, why is he so free to check my transcription?
Father, he deliberately bullied him!
When the figure of Emperor Wu of Zhou was out of sight, Liang Zhaoyi took Zhao Yao's hand back.As for the poppies, they didn't show up.Every time Emperor Wu of Zhou came to Kunde Hall, they would disappear automatically, and they would not disturb Emperor Wu of Zhou and Liang Zhaoyi.
Sitting on the imperial chariot, Emperor Wu of Zhou flipped through the Analects of Confucius copied by Zhao Yao.
"Your Majesty, this servant forgot to tell you that He Xiang fainted out of anger when he learned that His Majesty the Tenth Highness ate the flowers of the silver-bordered tribute." Sun Kui reported respectfully, "The imperial doctor said that he was furious."
When Emperor Wu of Zhou heard the words, he laughed and said, "I really fainted from anger."
"Your Majesty, at first He Xiang thought it was you who asked the Tenth Highness to come down to play tricks on him."
"Am I that boring?"
Sun Kui said silently in his heart: You have.You used to play tricks on He Xiang with orchids.
"Xiao Shi, that bastard, won't let it go until he eats fried orchids." Emperor Wu of Zhou knew his youngest son's temperament very well.
At this time, in the Bodhi Nunnery far outside the capital, Kong Yao was accepting the presiding over the shaving.
For safety reasons, they deliberately choose to shave at night.
Sun Kui: Only His Royal Highness dares to talk back to the emperor.
Zhao Yao: What's so great about this?
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When He Xiangjian saw that there were only two or three flowers left in the silver-bordered tribute, his expression became stiff.
Sun Kui struggled to tell He Xiang the truth.
"Eunuch Sun, why did His Majesty the Tenth Highness take away the minister's silver-bordered tribute?" He Xiang thought it must be the emperor's prank.
Seeing He Xiang's eyes, Sun Kui instantly understood what he was thinking.
"It has nothing to do with the emperor, it is His Royal Highness who wants to come to Lanyuan Pavilion to pick orchids."
The word "pick" is very bad for He Xiang, and it makes him immediately think of picking flowers and vegetables.
"What is the Tenth Highness doing picking orchids?"
Sun Kui looked at He Xiang with hesitation on his face.He Xiang's face was not very good-looking, if he told the truth, would he be angry?
Seeing Sun Kui's hesitant appearance, He Xiangdeng immediately had a bad feeling.
"Your Highness the Tenth Highness picked orchids for fun?" At this moment, He Xiang's chest began to heave a little.
"It's not for fun." Sun Kui thought about it carefully, and decided to tell the truth, "The Tenth Highness is for eating."
He Xiang thought he heard it wrong: "Eunuch Sun, what did you just say?"
"Your Highness the Tenth Highness picked your orchids to eat. He said that orchids look a lot like leeks, so he wondered if orchids are as delicious as leeks..." Before Sun Kui could finish his sentence, He Xiang blushed flushed.
Grand Master Liu on the side was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
He Xiang's breathing became short of breath, and he said in disbelief, "It looks like a leek, for eating?"
"Yes, His Highness the Tenth Highness didn't know that it was a silver-bordered tribute, and thought it was an ordinary orchid."
"The flowers on the plant were eaten by His Royal Highness?"
"Yes, His Royal Highness also said that the taste is good..."
Sun Kui didn't stop talking, when he saw He Xiang fainted, he was so frightened that he shouted: "He Xiang! He Xiang! He Xiang!"
He Xiang was so angry that he passed out.
Zhao Yao, the culprit who made He Xiang stunned, was trying his luck on the sunflower and Huo Cai in the bowl.
For the past two days, Zhao Yao got tired of eating these dishes every meal.He didn't like vegetables very much, but now he eats them every meal, which really tortures the child.
Emperor Wu of Zhou suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch Zhao Yao's small mouth open, and then stuffed a chopstick of sunflower directly into his mouth.
Zhao Yao who was forcibly stuffed with vegetables: "..."
Emperor Wu of Zhou stared at Zhao Yao deliberately and said, "Let me eat it."
Zhao Yao glared at Emperor Wu of Zhou angrily.
"If you don't eat, I'll spank your ass."
This threat was very useful, Zhao Yao cowardly swallowed the food in his mouth.
"You are not allowed to lick the vegetables." Liang Zhaoyi frowned and said, "You choked on the licks last time, did you forget?"
Emperor Wu of Zhou picked up another chopstick and stuffed it into Zhao Yao's mouth, "Chew it for me."
Zhao Yao pouted, and then chewed bitterly a few times.Just when he was about to swallow, his mouth was pinched again by Emperor Wu of Zhou.
Emperor Wu of Zhou looked at Zhao Yao's mouth and saw that the vegetables had not been chewed, so he pinched his youngest son's face angrily.
"Chew it and eat it."
Liang Zhaoyi added: "Each mouthful of food is chewed twenty times." The child just swallowed the food he didn't like.
Being looked at "viciously" by Emperor Wu of Zhou, Zhao Yao reluctantly chewed it another twenty times.Emperor Wu of Zhou squeezed his mouth open again to check whether he had chewed the vegetables.Make sure he's chewed up the food before letting him swallow it.
After that, Emperor Wu of Zhou kept feeding Zhao Yao himself.To be precise, it is a strong plug.
Zhao Yao wanted to bite Emperor Wu of Zhou angrily, but he didn't dare.
He knew that his father would bully him when he came to Kunde Palace for dinner.
Under the pressure of Emperor Wu of Zhou, Zhao Yao ate a lot of dishes.
After Zhou Wudi finished feeding Zhao Yao, he flicked his head with his fingers, and said with disgust: "It doesn't make people worry about eating, and let me feed you."
Zhao Yao puffed his face, and retorted in a low voice: "I didn't let you feed it. Besides, you were feeding me, you were forcing me to eat..."
Before he finished speaking, his little face fell into the "magic claws" of Emperor Zhou Wu and was kneaded into various shapes.
Zhao Yao hummed angrily.
In the end, it was Liang Zhaoyi who rescued him from Emperor Zhou Wu's "magic catch".
"I asked you to copy "The Analects of Confucius" a hundred times, did you copy it?" Emperor Wu of Zhou asked, "If you didn't copy it well, I will spank your ass."
Zhao Yao clutched his little butt and said, "Copy it."
"Bring it to me to see."
Zhao Yao ran to his study on short legs and asked Tong Xi to help him carry the "The Analects of Confucius" which he had copied a hundred times.
"One hundred times, one time is not less."
"Really, let me take a look." Emperor Wu of Zhou picked it up and saw Zhao Yao's dog-like characters, his brows immediately frowned, "What kind of characters are you writing? A dog can write better than you?"
"Then let the dog write it."
Emperor Wu of Zhou picked up a copy of "The Analects of Confucius" copied by Zhao Yao and knocked his little head, "Your handwriting is ugly, you are not ashamed, you are proud of it."
"Father, you are unreasonable. I just learned to write. It has not been three months." Zhao Yao said bitterly, "My hand is almost broken."
"I have never seen such an ugly word."
"Then you saw it today...it hurts..." Zhao Yao's face was pinched again by Emperor Wu of Zhou, "Father, you are a strong man." Let him only learn to write for three months, and write words like the fourth brother and the eighth brother. Isn't it difficult for such a beautiful word?
"I think you haven't practiced calligraphy well."
"I copy books every day, where do I find the time to practice calligraphy?"
"If you study hard, will I punish you for copying books?" Emperor Wu of Zhou knocked Zhao Yao's head again, "I am stupid in reading, who is to blame."
Liang Zhaoyi had something to say to Emperor Wu of Zhou, so he asked Zhao Yao to go back to his study to read.
Zhao Yao was eager to leave, otherwise he would be beaten by his father again.
When Emperor Wu of Zhou saw that Liang Zhaoyi sent Zhao Yao away, he knew she had something to say.
Liang Zhaoyi first told Emperor Zhou Wu about Liang Run's purchase of land.After hearing this, Emperor Wu of Zhou said that he would send someone to do the job well.Liang Zhaoyi told Emperor Wu of Zhou about the revision of history.
Emperor Wu of Zhou did not think of the matter of compiling history.Since he ascended the throne, he has been busy with quelling the rebellion and recuperating at the same time. Other things have not been thought of for the time being.Besides, there are historians in the court, who record every day.
Liang Zhaoyi said that the history of this dynasty should be recorded, but the history of previous dynasties and previous histories must also be collected and corrected, so that history can be passed on from generation to generation.
If we don't sort out the history now, it might be broken in the future.
After hearing what Liang Zhaoyi said, Emperor Wu of Zhou felt that compiling history must be done.
"Why did you suddenly think of asking me to compile history?" Emperor Wu of Zhou did not call himself "zhen", but "I".
"It's Yaoyao. He has always liked to read history books. After reading the history books of the previous dynasty two days ago, he asked me for the history books of the Zheng Dynasty. I said that there were not many history books of the Zheng Dynasty left, so he asked why..." Liang Zhaoyi Forget the "Historical Records" mentioned by Zhao Yao, and truthfully tell Emperor Wu of Zhou why she suddenly suggested to him to collect historical materials and compile historical books.
After hearing this, Emperor Wu of Zhou said in a gentle voice, "I will talk about it tomorrow morning." Emperor Wu of Zhou has always acted vigorously and resolutely.What he thinks is right, he will do it immediately, and he will never procrastinate. "It's just a matter of finding something for those civil servants to do."
The two didn't talk about business any more, they started chatting.
Emperor Wu of Zhou liked to chat with Liang Zhaoyi very much.Liang Zhaoyi was not like other concubines who spoke cautiously or meant something in front of him.She chatted with him whatever came to her mind, openly.Also, she never played tricks in front of him, nor would she ask him for anything.She treats him as her husband, and tells him what she knows, or what she reads in a book.
Liang Zhaoyi likes to read books.Everything she read in the book would be shared with Emperor Wu of Zhou.The same is true for Emperor Wu of Zhou.
The two can talk for a long time about a small matter.
Emperor Wu of Zhou still had memorials to be approved, so he did not stay in the Kunde Palace for long.Before leaving, he hugged Liang Zhaoyi into his arms and kissed her ear.
Liang Zhaoyi hugged Emperor Zhou Wu back, and said softly: "The emperor takes care of himself, don't be too tired."
Emperor Wu of Zhou said softly, "Okay."
Liang Zhaoyi and Zhao Yao sent Emperor Wu of Zhou to the gate of Kunde Hall together.
Seeing that Emperor Wu of Zhou asked Sun Kui to take away the "Analects of Confucius" that he had copied a hundred times, Zhao Yao complained in his heart: Father really wants to carefully check the "Analects of Confucius" that I copied!He is not very busy, why is he so free to check my transcription?
Father, he deliberately bullied him!
When the figure of Emperor Wu of Zhou was out of sight, Liang Zhaoyi took Zhao Yao's hand back.As for the poppies, they didn't show up.Every time Emperor Wu of Zhou came to Kunde Hall, they would disappear automatically, and they would not disturb Emperor Wu of Zhou and Liang Zhaoyi.
Sitting on the imperial chariot, Emperor Wu of Zhou flipped through the Analects of Confucius copied by Zhao Yao.
"Your Majesty, this servant forgot to tell you that He Xiang fainted out of anger when he learned that His Majesty the Tenth Highness ate the flowers of the silver-bordered tribute." Sun Kui reported respectfully, "The imperial doctor said that he was furious."
When Emperor Wu of Zhou heard the words, he laughed and said, "I really fainted from anger."
"Your Majesty, at first He Xiang thought it was you who asked the Tenth Highness to come down to play tricks on him."
"Am I that boring?"
Sun Kui said silently in his heart: You have.You used to play tricks on He Xiang with orchids.
"Xiao Shi, that bastard, won't let it go until he eats fried orchids." Emperor Wu of Zhou knew his youngest son's temperament very well.
At this time, in the Bodhi Nunnery far outside the capital, Kong Yao was accepting the presiding over the shaving.
For safety reasons, they deliberately choose to shave at night.
Sun Kui: Only His Royal Highness dares to talk back to the emperor.
Zhao Yao: What's so great about this?
In the end, I still humbly ask for a monthly pass!Please leave a message!
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