Sports God

Chapter 142 Dortmund's "hard currency"

Chu Chao didn't attend the post-match press conference at all, and quickly slipped away through the special passage.

Mainly... because he was afraid that the fans would block him.

Although, even if they are blocked, there is a high probability that they will not do anything else, they will only cuddle, kiss, and so on like perverts molesting beautiful women.

But who can bear it?
A big fat man weighing more than 300 kilograms is enough to "wrap" himself into his fat body if he really wants to hug him.

It's tiring to think about it.

Just tease, not responsible for hugging.

……

The season has just started, and the pace of the team's games is still relatively slow.

Single race a week.

The daily training time does not exceed eight hours.

For other players, this kind of training intensity is enough to squeeze out their physical energy, leaving nothing behind.

However, Chu Chao said that it was very easy.

Besides training, I have other things to do.

The most important thing is to get a driver's license.

Driving schools in Germany are similar to those in China, with the same process, registration, theory, and driving.

It's just that the tuition is more expensive, about [-] Euros.

It will be more difficult to pass the exam, and the average pass rate is only about 60%, which can avoid road killers to the greatest extent.

Chu Chao has signed up and passed the theory test.

But, when practicing the car...

Soon, he discovered that he was surrounded by crowds in the driving school.

As a novice driver, when reversing, there are almost [-] or [-] people looking at you at the same time, talking constantly, and making strange laughter. It really is... a lot of pressure.

Even if he has reached level [-] of his racing skills, he can be regarded as a proper old driver.

But this treatment of being watched...

Gee.

Chu Chao calculated carefully, the city of Dortmund is full of 60 people, and the South Stand of the Westfalenstadion can accommodate 3000 people every day.

Not counting other fans.

If, taking the family of three as the unit, and excluding the old, weak, sick and disabled...

It is almost no exaggeration to say that at least one out of every five Dortmund families is a fan.

Moreover, as long as you are a Dortmund fan, you are almost certainly your own fan.

With this density, there are not so many people in the town of my hometown who know me.

The cool thing is...

In Dortmund, Chu Chao has already felt—brother, there are people everywhere.

Even if you go to a supermarket, as long as you don't wear sunglasses or a mask, even if there are bodyguards around, someone will come up and ask for a group photo with a smile.

Even more so in the neighborhood.

Almost everyone who recognizes himself will come to say hello, which makes people feel a kind of happy trouble.

That's almost superstar treatment.

His first show, scoring six goals in one game, has completely conquered these Dortmund fans.

……

"Hey, Chu, Marcos is sick today, let me be your coach, let's go!"

"You can go anywhere you want!"

"By the way, remember my name, my name is Carl."

When practicing driving today, as soon as he arrived at the driving school, Chu Chao suddenly discovered that the coach had changed, from the original fat white guy to another fat black guy.

Carl looked about forty years old, a typical blue-collar worker, muscular, fat, dark complexion, tanned, not natural color.

Chu Chao glanced at him and couldn't help shaking his head and smiling.

"I guess you made some agreement with him?"

"Damn it, are you betting on me again!"

This kind of thing...

It happened once two days ago.

This group of people, like taking turns buying tickets to go to the zoo to see giant pandas, actually traded their "right to accompany the driving test" in various ways in private.

The coach of the driving school will also take the initiative to send messages in the group of friends and report points at any time.

Then a group of German guys with nothing to do will come together to watch this novice, a rookie, practice driving.

Carl opened his mouth wide and let out a hearty laugh.

"Don't worry, there is absolutely no deal this time. It's just that after I accidentally drank too much, he insisted on boxing with me, and then unfortunately...under my fist, he suffered a little bit. Minor injury."

Chu Chao: ...

What a ruthless person.

Open the door and get in the car.

"Which route are we going today?"

This "training car" is a BMW, with manual transmission, and the handling is quite good. Of course, the co-pilot has brakes.

Even Chu Chao didn't know that BMW even had a manual transmission?

After learning about it, I realized that domestic BMWs do not have manual transmissions, and there are quite a lot of them in Germany as the country of origin.

Moreover, the foreign impressions of manual transmission cars are all "boutique models", which are completely different from domestic "low-end models".

It's like another retro trend.

However, a car with a manual transmission is indeed more fun to drive.

Carl thought for a while: "High speed?"

"Ok?"

Chu Chao glanced at him: "Are you sure?"

The high-speed road test is the last step of the road test. I haven't taken the night test yet. Logically speaking, it's not my turn here yet.

"Of course, 1 sure. Let's go, rookie, in case of any accident, I have brakes here."

After hesitating for a moment, Chu Chao said the classic line.

"When I'm driving, you'd better not step on the brakes, otherwise it's easy to destroy the car's oil clutch balance at the limit."

Hearing this, Carl was slightly taken aback.

Immediately, he showed a provocative smile.

"Whoa, let me see, how fast can you go?"

"Is it as fast as you are on the field?"

"Don't worry, just drive! I'm the coach, and I agree."

After taking a deep look at him, Chu Chao fastened his seat belt, turned on the ignition, stepped on the clutch to the bottom, and blasted the accelerator. When the speed reached [-], he started off in third gear. The engine buzzed and black smoke came out. The car kicked off and rushed over.

This is what you said!

Ugly!
Carl felt a push back, but he didn't panic at all, instead he let out a presumptuous and proud laugh.

"accelerate!"

"Continue to accelerate!"

"Your gas pedal is one-tenth of my level."

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone, clicked to take a picture, took a selfie, and took another picture of Chu Chao.

Chu Chao: ...

He drove out of the gate of the driving school at lightning speed all the way, and after crossing two urban roads, he went directly to the expressway.

There are no tolls on German highways, not even toll booths.

Chu Chao only discovered this after practicing the car in the past few days. After further searching, he learned that 70.00% of the toll highways in the world are in China.

Of course, understandable.

The main reason is... the land area is so big, proud of it!

The area of ​​the entire Germany is about the same as a province.

Moreover, there are places in China where expressways are all free, such as Qiongdao, but the price of gas will be high.

The oil price in Germany is about two euros per liter, which is about 15 yuan, which is much more expensive than in China.

Moreover, due to various indescribable reasons, the price is still rising.

Don't be too expensive.

Anyway, you can buy it.

If it is farther away from resource pipelines, such as the United Kingdom, some places have already started queuing up to stockpile oil.

The driving school's car, the driving school's oil, and the driving school's engine are all booming, and I don't feel bad at all.

As soon as he got on the highway, Chu Chao stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.

Chu Chao really didn't know the model of this manual transmission BMW, but the acceleration performance was not bad. Almost instantly, the car's speed soared to [-].

Because it is a coach car, I can only walk "slowly" along the right lane.

Yes, compared to other cars on the highway, the current speed is really slow.

"You can definitely go faster."

"Hey, you're slow as a tortoise."

"Come on! Show off your [-]-meter sprint speed! Hey? By the way, if you race a car for [-] meters, who is faster?"

Carl chattered in the co-pilot.

Chu Chao stared at him like an idiot: "Why the hell don't you let me compare with the plane?"

Carl: ... laughing and making pig noises.

Taking advantage of his smile, Chu Chao eased off the gas pedal slightly, and stepped on it to the bottom again.

The speed quickly went up to one hundred and fifty.

The car doesn't float at all.

Such a wild speed made Chu Chao feel the passion very quickly.

Suddenly, I thought of a joke I once saw.

It is said that when the speed of the car was [-], I stretched out my hand out of the car window and felt the shape of the wind. It was D.

At sixty, it was C.

What about one hundred and fifty?
After hesitating for a moment, taking a deep breath, Chu Chao lowered the driver's window and stretched out his hand tentatively.

The wild wind is coming...

Chu Chao soon had a clear feeling...

One hundred and fifty, it is the palm of the Tathagata!

The wrist is about to be bent!
"What are you doing?"

Carl asked curiously and doubtfully.

Chu Chao shook his head and smiled, but did not answer.

The feeling of running wildly on a high-speed unlimited speed is really cool, it is extremely good.

Karl kept urging to speed up, speed up...

Chu Chao naturally increased his speed to over 220 without knowing it.

Then it became obvious that the motivation was not enough.

This... is the limit.

Looking at the cars that overtook him, Chu Chao was speechless.

"This car is nothing short of rubbish!"

"I bought a super sports car, and when I get my driver's license, I swear I will surpass all the cars that pass me on the road!"

Carl rested comfortably on his arm.

Just as he was about to promise a few words, his face suddenly changed, he sat up straight with his waist straight, and looked at the rearview mirror with his head.

"Fack! Slow down! Slow down! A police car is coming up from behind!"

Chu Chao's heart also trembled.

Quickly switch to the rightmost lane, and at the same time gradually reduce the speed evenly until the car stops and turns on the double flashing lights.

I felt a little uneasy for no reason.

"Are you all right?"

"It's not illegal, is it?"

Chu Chao looked at Karl and asked.

Carl pursed his lips: "Who knows?"

The police drove over quickly, stopped in front, turned on the double flashing lights, and five policemen jumped off the five-seater car almost at the same time.

The one in the lead walked up to the driver's window in a serious manner and knocked on the window glass.

Chu Chao rolled down the window.

Exchange a glance with him.

Then the man couldn't help laughing.

Chu Chao:? ? ?
"I'll just say it! I'll just say it! This car must be Chu's practice car!"

He laughed at his colleagues, and then looked at Chu Chao with a smile: "Sir, you are not speeding, but I will issue a ticket to you, five people, each with a signature."

Chu Chao: ...

are you crazy!

It turned out to be for this!
Are you undisciplined?

"Will you run naked on the court for me?"

Chu Chao took the paper and pen he handed over, but he didn't write in a hurry, but asked very seriously and solemnly.

Like a priest interrogating a lost lamb.

Traffic police:? ? ? ?

After a moment of astonishment, he laughed out loud again.

"Are you serious?"

"That's a crazy idea!"

"Chu, do you have any hobbies? Uh, I mean the kind..."

Chu Chao shook his head, continued to suppress his smile, and teased him solemnly: "No, this is a ceremony. One night when I was dreaming, I dreamed that Maradona told me that as long as I could make 1 people I run naked on the court, and he gives me the gift of never getting hurt."

Chu Chao has already figured out how to deal with the problem of "not getting hurt".

In football, no player is immune to injury.

Some things still need to be rationalized.

Although this reason sounds ridiculous, at least it is enough to bluff people, and it can attack and retreat as well as defend.

he:! ! !

Seeing Chu Chao's extremely serious expression and tone, he was stunned.

I am a little bit emotionally convinced, but my rationality is still struggling.

"Please help me and tell all my fans about this. Please."

"As for you... make a bet, okay?"

"If I can score three goals against Bayern Munich and help the team win, would you consider it?"

he:……

Excited and hesitant.

Beat Bayern!

Score three goals!

But... streaking?
Can you draw an equal sign?
As for the status of "traffic policeman", he didn't think about it at all, and he didn't have any sense of professional dignity. It was just a job.

Wearing this suit is the profession.

Take off this suit, when you speed, you will still be checked.

Chu Chao didn't wait for his response, and quickly signed the five names, handed the paper back to him, and waited for them to get out of the way, restarted the car and started on the road.

Suddenly, he realized that Karl was also staring at him dumbfounded.

"What happened to you?"

Karl suddenly moved closer, as if swearing to a priest, and said solemnly: "If you can really do what you said, defeat Bayern and score three goals, then... I can."

Chu Chao: ...

Go away!

The chest hair is showing!

"What you can help me most now is to help me get a driver's license as soon as possible."

"Then, let me focus on training and competition."

"Really, Carl, if you can help me get it done within three days, I swear, in the next game, I will dedicate the first goal to you."

Carl's face was flushed with excitement, and he was panting heavily.

He quickly took out his mobile phone and started making various calls to see if there was anyone who could handle this matter, come and be happy.

All kinds of bad words were mixed in during the period.

However, the tone and voice are all excited.

……

three days later.

Sure enough, Chu Chao got his "temporary driver's license".

At present, it is just a piece of paper, and it can be changed into a formal driver's license when it is officially [-] years old.

However, this is enough.

As long as you follow an adult with a driver's license in the car, you can drive arbitrarily.

I have bodyguards myself, of course there is no problem.

Moreover, most of the time, this item does not need to be checked.

To be honest, Chu Chao himself was a little surprised that the matter went smoothly.

Don't know how Carl did it?
But he just really nailed it.

It's just an extra thousand euros.

Of course, Chu Chao didn't care about the money and water.

A problem that can be solved with money is not a problem.

Without relationships and contacts, if you want to spend money, you don't know where to spend it.

When handing over the temporary driver's license to Chu Chao, Karl also remembered his "titled version" goal, reminding Chu Chao not to forget.

This……

Naturally, there is no difficulty.

Fair trade.

The young man is not deceived.

Just a goal.

Chu Chao now feels that maybe his "titled goal" in Dortmund will become the hard currency of this city!

The football atmosphere in this city is really great.

Chu Chao almost wanted to present them with a mobile red flag of "Football-Friendly City".

Damn, foreigners, don't do business every day.

Instead of thinking about how to serve the country, I just think about having fun.

However, in this kind of environment, I certainly feel like a duck to water.

Just like the classic line in "The Three-Body Problem", the gravity of reality in China is too heavy, and everyone is too tired to live. No matter how powerful you are, it is difficult to get rid of the gravity of reality.

But here, apparently not.

Like floating.

Chu Chao is completely in a "vacation" mentality now.

Come down!

……

After getting the driver's license, it's natural to... pick up the car!
The Ferrari 812 I am thinking about.

Super big toy!
The car has already been modified.

According to my own requirements, I made a full set of painting of bumblebee elements.

Now that he got his driver's license, Chu Chao couldn't wait to have it.

The domestic price of this car is more than 600 million, the lowest, not including various insurance and handling fees.

However, due to tax-free reasons abroad, it only cost 35 euros, which is almost enough to win.

After all, only one-third of the price was used.

Triple the fun!
When going to pick up the car, Chu Chao was once again surrounded by crowds, not surprisingly.

Several female employees of the car dealership ran over excitedly and insisted on posting them.

When pasting it, he moved up enthusiastically, as if he wanted to squeeze into Chu Chao's body.

This picture...

Seeing that, Bai Xiaolu was speechless and unable to complain.

There are a lot of flirtatious sluts out there.

In fact, she has already felt it.

In the past two days, even when I was in the community, many girls would come to strike up a conversation when I was walking on the road.

They are really enthusiastic.

Especially the granddaughter of the team chairman's family, Beth!

She runs to her home almost whenever she is free, in the euphemistic name of learning languages ​​and communicating with each other in German and Chinese.

Learn a foreign language!
Learn your sister's foreign language!

The point is, because of her identity, she can't say anything yet.

Moreover, she has not acted excessively for the time being, just like a good friend.

German tea tea!
Pissed off!

……

After a lot of work, Chu Chao finally went through all the formalities, mentioned the car, and then went directly to the co-pilot and opened the door.

"Go!"

"Take you for a ride."

Bai Xiaolu was slightly taken aback.

"Don't you need an adult to accompany you?"

She thought of this rule.

Chu Chao was also stunned.

Miscalculation.

Two-seater sports car.

The co-pilot is accompanied, where is the girlfriend?

"Uh……"

"How about...you sit on my lap?"

Chu Chao suddenly said with a smirk.

White Deer: ...

He pursed his lips.

So how fast do you have to drive?

Take off?
……

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(End of this chapter)