my name is ferguson

In the dressing room at Jig Lane, all the players were huddled in the dressing room before going out to participate in the fourth round of the League Cup. They all clenched their fists and stared at the flashing TV, with angry eyes About to explode the TV.

On the TV, the figure of Moyes being interviewed by the BBC appeared, and he fired at the whole Burleigh with an angry face: "Richard? No, I have never heard of such a coach, let alone such a chairman. ...Is he a coach? Isn't he a private detective? Otherwise, how could he report and expose things that others don't even know..."

The edited video continued to play, and Moyes, who was interviewed by the BBC, changed his angle and continued: "Oh, I remembered, Richard, a football hooligan, shoveled Alan Pardew away and used a very dirty Means won West Ham, they didn't deserve it."

Moyes, mobbed by reporters outside the Everton gates, gave yet another interview: "What? George Clegg at Burleigh? Samir Nasri? David Nugent? Ashley Young? Come on, who can find an adult to play against us? We are not a youth team! Should I send a youth team to play in the League Cup? Everton's youth team has its own league and cup to play in."

Moyes was once again interviewed by reporters in front of the car door in the parking lot: "Merdesacker? Vermaelen? Are you still the backbone of the defense with these two names? Why don't you mention Adams and Campbell?"

Moyes had just walked out of the house to give an interview: "Don't, don't-he-fucking mention Burleigh to me again, I'm tired of it, don't mention Richard's name in my ear, why don't you let that guy die! "

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After everything was played, the TV went into a blue screen state, and Burleigh's cubs stared at the TV like crazy and hadn't turned around.

Li Cha got up slowly from his seat, stood in front of the TV, pointed to Moyes who had disappeared and asked, "Who can tell me, how did I, and the Burleigh Club offend this bastard? Who can tell me?" How is this going!"

"As the owner of a club, I can't respond to these boring scolding, but you can respond on the pitch instead of me!"

"I've discussed it with the fans. I'm going to be on the commentary stand and I'm going to be on the pitch. Guys, you're going to hear my voice all the time on the field. At the same time, my eyes will be on every minute and every second. They're all staring at you!"

"Now, get the hell out of there and tell Moyes and Everton that if they want to bully someone, they've got the wrong guy!"

There was no crazy roar in the Burleigh locker room, and Burleigh players walked out of the locker room quietly with angry trembling.

As long as you are a player, you have a competitive spirit, and with a competitive spirit, you have arrogance. How can a proud person be insulted by others! !

Allen came to Li Cha's side and gave a thumbs up when all the players walked out: "Boss, you are too shameless... No, you are too IQ."

"That's because you are not familiar with me, Alan." Li Cha responded with a smile.

Allen was stunned for a moment and asked, "What about after we are familiar?"

"Actually, I'm still very sinister..."

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On the court, Moyes walked to the coach's bench with anger. Under such circumstances, it is impossible for the head coaches of the two teams to shake hands with a smile on their faces, especially when Moyes heard Richard's voice when he didn't see Richard's figure. when.

"Everyone, I am Richard, the chairman of the Burleigh Club. You must have seen the recent news reports. The person standing next to the coach of the visiting team is insulting me and Burleigh's Ever on TV programs and newspapers. Daton manager Moyes..."

Moyes gritted his teeth and stared at the commentary stand, thinking: "Are you instructing your fans that if there are unnecessary sundries in their pockets, should they spot them and throw them on their heads?"

"The grievances between us... I will explain in a moment. Now, I announce the lineup of both sides. Burleigh's goalkeeper is Green Garner, left back Tom Kennedy, right back Matthew Ballas, center back on the stand Vermaelen and Merdesacker, who were called by coach Moyes as absolutely unable to become the backbone of the defense. The midfielder is Lars Diarra and coach Moyes from the first season of Everton. Despise Gascoigne, we have Ashley Young and Samir Nasri on the wings, David Nugent and George Clegg on the front line, which Moyes labeled as 'non Grown-ups' combination, according to Moyes, our team doesn't even qualify to play against the Everton reserve team."

Immediately, there was an uninterrupted wave of huge boos on the court, and Moyes hid in the rain of debris while hiding in the coach's bench, while swearing at Richard.

"What? Coach Moyes, what are you talking about? Please speak up, our fans are so enthusiastic that I can hardly hear my own voice! Besides, I am a commentator today, and I will not talk to you Bickering, let alone being rude like you, swearing at the head coach of the home team."

The yelling of the fans became more serious, and they all scolded Moyes!

"Moyes, go back to Goodison!"

"Everton will die today at the hands of these 'kids' who haven't killed anyone for days!"

Now the phrase 'I haven't killed anyone for several days' has become a famous saying of Burleigh, and almost every fan will say it.

Li Cha took the opportunity to quickly add: "The visiting team's roster? We don't care who is on the field for the visiting team. I don't think anyone in Jig Lane wants to know, right?"

"Ye~~~~~~!!!" Li Cha's provocative speech immediately aroused the support of the fans, and it almost turned into a question-and-answer mode.

beep.

The referee's whistle sounded, Wayne Rooney passed the ball to his partner Kevin Campbell, Campbell passed the ball back, and the game officially kicked off.

Richard was eloquent on the commentary stage, but Gascoigne told his teammates again on the field: "Diarra, do you remember what the boss said when he arranged the tactics? Rooney will often retreat very deep The ball, you have to press forward and go to the opponent's half to grab Rooney's ball! Besides, Rooney is a very hot-tempered guy, try to stimulate him and make this genius disappear on the court."

Diarra nodded and fixed his eyes on Everton's genius. His task today was to make this little player disappear, but for Rooney's stimulation, Richard fired the first shot.

"Wayne...Rooney? God, I swear I just saw this player on the pitch, he is so short, is it Moyes' tactic to let such a player out of our players' crotch Drill down and kick the ball into the goal?"

Rooney, who had just received the ball, immediately stopped and looked up at the commentary stand. He really, really wanted to take off his Everton jersey and rush up to beat up that guy named Richard. .

"Wayne, be careful!"

bump!

The moment Diarra snatched the ball, he slammed into Rooney, and Rooney was knocked to the ground...

beep!

Just 1 minute into the game, the referee called a foul. Diarra quickly retreated, but Gascoigne walked up to Rooney. A genius who has inspired the whole of England, but are you sure you are a genius? Compared with me?" After saying this, Gascoigne immediately backed off, and Rooney wanted to kill someone at this moment.

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