Rebirth 09 to be a male god

Chapter 17 Don't talk!
After sending Tang Wan home, Zhou Muyan walked home by himself, only to meet Xia Xiaoxiao who was sneaking around there halfway. To be honest, after Xia Xiaoxiao loosened her hair, Zhou Muyan was really uncomfortable and almost didn't recognize it. come out.

And Xia Xiaoxiao scolded Zhou Muyan, "Zhou Muyan, you are really inferior!"

Zhou Muyan was puzzled.

But I heard Xia Xiaoxiao scolding over there: "I've been watching from behind, I told you to take the initiative, why don't you take the initiative at all, what a great opportunity, lonely men and widows."

"Are you following me?" Zhou Muyan understood.

"Cough! It's just on the way." Xia Xiaoxiao was a little embarrassed.

"Follow the ghost road, your house has already passed by."

"Can't I go out and buy something?"

"You really eat the radish first and don't worry about it."

"Please, I care about you."

"Thank you."

The two can quarrel with each other with just a few words, without any sense of boundary. It is rare today that they don’t have to study at night. Zhou Muyan wants to go home early and write two more chapters. Now Zhou Muyan’s novel has 12 words published online. There are also 10,000+ words in the archives, and they will be put on the shelves in the next few days.

At this time, according to the plot of Zhou Muyan's novel, the protagonist has successfully left Xiangyang and became the prefect of Jiangxia. He holds the power of a county and begins to concentrate on development. A little bit of agricultural technology, then smelting technology, building a blower, then arranging Tang Dao, and finally training special forces, so happy, I finished writing [-] to [-] words.

Of course, this simple plot is definitely not enough to attract readers. To attract readers, women are definitely indispensable. A woman with bugs like Liu Biao’s wife can be a big fan at 50 to 60 words. Before that The protagonist needs to have another woman, and this woman can't be too casual.

So at this time, Liu Bei can appear on the stage. This year, Liu Bei and his two brothers fled to Jingzhou and hit it off with the protagonist. The protagonist has an uncle in his mouth, and Liu Bei has a nephew in his mouth.

In fact, Zhou Muyan doesn't hate Liu Bei, but most of the authors who write online articles these days are pro-Cao Huiliu. Although Zhou Muyan doesn't want to embarrass Liu Bei too much, but the plot requires it, Zhou Muyan can't help it.

In Zhou Muyan's plot, the protagonist and Liu Bei are neighbors. The protagonist holds a county in Jiangxia, trains troops and farms. On the surface, he has [-] county soldiers, but in private, he has already mastered [-] new troops. In addition, there are [-] Tang troops. Knife Special Forces.

After Liu Bei came over, he was stunned to see Jiang Xia's completely new appearance. He said with emotion that Jingzhou had such a paradise, and that he could write [-] words here, mainly to write about Liu Bei's various shocks in Jiang Xia, and the protagonist's various emotions. Kind of awesome, such as public toilets, such as distilled alcohol.

For example, the common people all praised the young master for not closing the house at night after he came, and the common people lived and worked in peace and contentment.

Liu Bei couldn't help but shed tears when he saw this, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei asked, "Why are you crying, brother?"

Liu Bei said, I originally wanted to find a place to settle down in Jingzhou, but now that Liu Cong is by my side, there is no place for me to settle down!

Such a refreshing feeling came, and at this time, the protagonist still has to treat Liu Bei as his uncle and nephew, drink with Liu Bei's three brothers every day, and then build a good relationship with Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun, let these famous generals help him train for free, and then he can also To blackmail Zhao Yun is to call it borrowing.

One day, the protagonist was drunk at Liu Bei's house, and wanted to go to the bathroom, but by accident, he went to the backyard and saw a young woman, how beautiful she was.

Just when the protagonist's heart was moving, Liu Bei also came back drunk: "Why is my nephew here?"

In this way, Liu Bei helped the protagonist introduce, it turns out that this young woman with lingering charm is the famous Mi family in history, and she used hundreds of words to describe the various beauties of the Mi family. Married to 20-year-old Liu Bei, when he was even more lonely, he met the protagonist, and it has been out of control ever since.

The plot is almost 30 words long. Zhou Muyan is in a hurry to go home and write a novel, but Xia Xiaoxiao doesn't like Zhou Muyan's hurry.

"Oh, it's not annoying to stay with Tang Wan for so long, but it's annoying to stay with me for a while?" Xia Xiaoxiao looked at Zhou Muyan angrily.

Zhou Muyan complained, "Can it be the same?"

"Why is it different, you value sex over friends!"

"Hey, I just value sex over friends, what's wrong!" Zhou Muyan said with a smile.

Xia Xiaoxiao was very angry, and planned to pinch it according to Zhou Muyan, but fortunately Zhou Muyan dodged it, Xia Xiaoxiao said angrily: "Take me to eat hot and sour noodles!"

"I treat you to eat the beauty you think?"

"If you don't invite me, I will tell your mother that you are in love!"

"I think you are pitiful. You can't even eat hot and sour noodles. Please have a good meal with mercy."

"Humph."

So the two of them ate two bowls of hot and sour noodles in the same old way. When Xia Xiaoxiao ate hot and sour noodles, his voice was louder than Zhou Muyan. As a result, it took twenty dollars a day.

During the meal, Xia Xiaoxiao kept asking Zhou Muyan how they got along with Tang Wan. Zhou Muyan said that they were developing very well. Xia Xiaoxiao, in fact, you could try to hold Tang Wan's hand just now.

"Isn't that presumptuous?" Zhou Muyan said.

"It's not presumptuous at all, you have to be thick-skinned to chase girls!"

"What's the difference between that and an old hooligan?" Zhou Muyan said solemnly.

Xia Xiaoxiao's novel Zhou Muyan was serious, and it was dark when they finished eating hot and sour noodles. The two went home together, and when they parted, Xia Xiaoxiao suddenly stopped Zhou Muyan.

"No! Return it to me next time Auntie gives you pocket money." Xia Xiaoxiao took out 100 yuan and handed it to Zhou Muyan.

Zhou Muyan was curious: "How do you know I have no money?"

"Please, I don't know how much you pay every month? You cut your hair and cut your hair this month, and you pretend to be rich, chasing after Logan? If you don't have money, you're chasing girls who are ass!" Xia Xiaoxiao said angrily .

Looking at the 100 yuan handed to him, and looking at the street lamp, Xia Xiaoxiao who was humming, Zhou Muyan smiled. After many years, Xia Xiaoxiao has never changed. The two grew up together. When you pick up a dime, you have to buy two pieces of candy to eat together.

"Why are you looking at me like that, why are you so panicked." Xia Xiaoxiao looked uncomfortable.

Seeing Xia Xiaoxiao's funny face, Zhou Muyan laughed: "Xiaoxiao, if I really can't find a wife in the future, I'll make a living and live with you."

"Get out, you can't find a woman, but I can find a man." Xia Xiaoxiao quickly interrupted Zhou Muyan's grotesque.

Xia Xiaoxiao's height of 1.6 meters [-] is a whole head shorter than Zhou Muyan's. Zhou Muyan's block made Xia Xiaoxiao's head into a mess: "Little boy, can the man you meet be as good as me?"

"You messed up your hair!" Xia Xiaoxiao protested.

After fighting like this for a while, Xia Xiaoxiao didn't feel anything wrong, but Zhou Muyan's movements suddenly froze.

"What's wrong?" Xia Xiaoxiao was curious.

"Cough! Xiaoxiao, I seem to have touched it."

"Stop talking!" Xia Xiaoxiao's pretty face flushed.

(End of this chapter)