Raise your wife to be the richest man
Chapter 106 Girls Don't Have a Prostate 【Subscription】
Chapter 106 Girls Don't Have a Prostate 【Subscription】
What kind of experience is it to have a friend whose gender is erratic?
Song Ci felt that he was qualified to answer this question. He looked at Ding Shuo, who was pulling his T-shirt and blowing air with a small fan, with his feet shoulder-width apart.
It's not just Song Ci who finds it strange, but Tang Shi finds it even more strange. This kind of strangeness can't be expressed.
If you say he is a man, he boobs more than many girls, if you say he is a woman, with his legs crossed and his clothes pulled, Boob has seen more than half of it, he doesn't seem to take it seriously at all.
In this very mysterious state, Tang Shi didn't know and shouldn't remind him, at least hide his femininity well, he is still a woman.
There is a feeling that Song Ci knows everything.
Tang Shi, who hesitated to speak, looked at Song Ci, and Song Ci kicked Ding Shuo: "Can you restrain yourself, my wife is still here."
Only when Ding Shuo realized it later did he straighten his clothes with his legs crossed.
In front of his friends, he couldn't treat himself as a woman, nor could he treat himself as a man, neither seemed appropriate.
If Tang Shi is shy, he thinks there is no need for it. Anyway, you have me, and I am not shy. Why is she shy?
My brother, see what's wrong?
"I'm already restrained. I'm just a guy with long hair and a big boob. Even if I look like a girl, I'm still a boy." Ding Shuo replied, "Look, it's almost the same!"
Except for special occasions, he still admits that he is a boy, but on the surface, no matter how you look at him, he is a girl, and he doesn't have much talent.
She didn't feel uncomfortable at all, and Song Ci was too embarrassed to read it.After all, everyone was brothers before, with a good relationship.
This kind of brother, come here, I will show you the fierce, don't feel embarrassed, it is very embarrassing.There is no difference between the fakes and the real ones, but it is indeed a fake.
Even if you look at it, the weirdness is very awkward.
"It's not rare, I have it myself." Song Ci looked at Tang Shi, and then at Ding Shuo: "I have it for real."
Tang Shi, who blushed unceasingly, left a sentence of "I'll go cook" and ran home, obviously embarrassed to face such a topic.
This kind of aboveboard talk made me feel like I couldn't stand it.
If it wasn't for Ding Shuo being a man, she wouldn't let Song Ci bring him back to the yard, let alone listen to his blasphemy and foul language.
Why don't you look at it, isn't there Song Ci?It's rare to see you.
"What's the use really, and you can't do it." Looking at Tang Shi who fled, Ding Shuo smiled: "If you guessed right, you haven't started yet, right?"
From Tang Shi's performance, he could tell that he was so shy, blushing at every turn, completely unbaptized, and there were still some barriers that hadn't been broken.
That's easy, it's really useful with a hammer, but it can be seen from a distance but not played with.
Far water can't quench near thirst, do you understand?
Song Ci: "."
If it wasn't for the thousands of knives in his face and the insurance, Song Ci would have wanted to punch him.
Are you talking about people?
Noticing the look in Song Ci's eyes, Ding Shuo laughed and shook Jia Bo: "Kangkang, a million things are no worse than real ones!"
Whoo~!
Don't care how much you can shake, a fake is a fake, Song Ci doesn't have any perverted ideas.
Of course, Ding Shuo was also joking.
He used to be a man, and he didn't make such a fuss back then, but now it's different, he can change his personality and make a fuss.
No matter what, even if he turned into a protruding goblin, in Song Ci's heart, he was still that man.
Laughing to death, there was no fluctuation in my heart at all.
"Are you a man? Wocao, is your concentration so good?" Ding Shuo couldn't believe it.
Listening to his rough male voice, Song Ci's hair was black.
Some countries can really create some people who are not easy to call between boys and girls, and other people may still watch the fun, which is very difficult for former friends.
For his father's public denial of him, Song Ci felt that it was justifiable.
Indeed, rebellion!
"I knew you when I was wearing diapers, do you think I have an idea if you treat Jia Bo too much?" Song Ci curled his lips: "It's okay for you to seduce other people, I don't know your true face ?”
It's normal to be awkward, Song Ci doesn't have that perverted idea at all, to try the real one or the fake one.
Others may have it, but he really doesn't.
Coquettishly stroking his wine-red hair, Ding Shuo propped up his artificial chin and blinked: "I'm Ding Mei now."
"Get out!" Song Ci stretched out his fist and gestured: "You are very charming, do you believe that one punch can make you go back and have another operation?"
Ding Shuo: "."
Forget it, stop making trouble.
In case Song Ci really couldn't bear it, he would have to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to give him a punch. He had gone through thousands of cuts to become what he is now.
Seeing that he was getting serious, Song Ci sighed slightly, a little puzzled, why did he do this, even though he asked, he just said he liked it.
As a result, this guy, who has flourished abroad, is also a supermodel, an actor, and a boss, and he does it impressively.
I don't know why I want to come back, I'm obviously living a good life outside.
"Are you coming back this time to start a business?" Song Ci remembered what he said.
Nodding his head, Ding Shuo replied: "Ma De, there is someone over there who can't afford to offend.
He introduced that he is not a woman, and people became even more excited.What else can I do if I don't run?He can't afford to offend him, and he's a pervert, but it's easy to deal with him.
In foreign countries, there is no backer, and the ones who are interested in him are perverts, the kind who pick chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, he can't accept it.
When I came back, I always had to do something to support myself. I couldn’t go home. When he played a video with his family and saw his appearance, his grandparents were dizzy with anger, and so were his parents.
Later, he was kicked out of the house.
"Are you going to Baiyun?" Song Ci asked him.
"It's the same everywhere. Let's just stay here. It's a big city anyway. I don't plan to go back to Jinmen." Ding Shuo replied.
I can't go back, the family hates him.
It's not easy for Song Ci to say anything, some things are better not to be said, they just arouse sadness.
"You can figure it out yourself, but between brothers, there is something that you don't know whether to say or not?" After thinking about it, Song Ci still said.
Ding Shuo:?
Why can't you say anything?He is like this, what else is unacceptable?
After deliberating for a while, Song Ci said, "Standing or squatting?"
He didn't dare to ask Haw the question directly.
The main reason is that although I know that he is a man, the one in front of me is a woman, and there is a sense of familiarity and strangeness.After all, we haven't seen each other for many years, and we always have a video chat.
Ding Shuo: "."
do you respect me
He didn't want to answer this question: "You will know if you look at it."
Song Ci shook his head frantically.
He didn't dare to have such thoughts at all, he was afraid that he would go all the way on the path of perversion.
However, because people coveted him to come back, maybe there are still?
"Ahem, let's not talk about this." Song Ci changed the subject: "You can stay in my room at night, I live with my girlfriend."
Ding Shuo has no objection.
He didn't think of himself as a woman, especially in front of Song Ci.
It's okay to live together, he can guarantee that Song Ci is the one who is careful, and Tang Shi can't agree, after all, he looks really beautiful.
Just kidding, compared secretly, to be honest, the first one is not as good-looking as him.
During dinner, Tang Shi still couldn't hide her curiosity, and would look at Ding Shuo from time to time.
"Just look at it openly, and I won't say anything." Ding Shuo said, "Are you curious about me?"
Tang Shi shook his head and refused to admit it.
Anyone would be curious, right?The body of a daughter, the heart of a man, isn't this a strange combination?
"You women are duplicity." Ding Shuo thought for a while: "We're right, I'm halfway!"
Tang poetry: "."
You are so magnanimous!
If it weren't for Song Ci, she would never have come into contact with such a species that the creator could not have created in her life.
But this person was still Song Ci's friend, she had to ask Song Ci when she turned around, there were those strange friends around her, so she had to be mentally prepared.
The circle of their rich second generation is really wide!
"I've been looking for a house in the past few days, and then I'm moving out." Ding Shuo didn't want to bother Song Ci very much. With her identity, she was more open when she lived by herself.
"Okay!" Song Ci agreed.
Ding Shuo:? ?
Why don't you keep it?Please be polite!
No matter how beautiful she is, Song Ci doesn't regard her as a woman, and she still speaks and does things casually.
"Any questions?" Seeing his strange expression, Song Ci asked.
Shaking his head, Ding Shuo told him to go away.
Hey, if you change your gender, you will learn your temper, right?It's not the real thing, you are so arrogant!
After arranging a room for Ding Shuo without much chat, Song Ci went to Tang Shi's place.
She was still cleaning up the dishes, ready to wash the dishes and then tidy up the room. Song Ci wanted to live with her at night, and she was going to live with Liu Piaopiao.
Anyway, since the key is with her, she won't worry about having no place to live.
When Song Ci entered the door, he quietly took down a bunch of keys hanging on the nails at the door, and quietly hid them in other places, and then went to the kitchen without blushing.
Tang Shi was still concentrating on washing dishes when she was hugged by Song Ci.
"Stop being jealous, baby!" Song Ci whispered in her ear.
Tang Shi dodged, feeling numb in her ears.
Usually, when her hands were burned, she didn't feel anything when she pulled her earlobe. When Song Ci spoke in her ear, her breath rushed, and she felt weak.
She didn't understand the principle, she just knew that she was not used to it.
"I'm not jealous!" Tang Shi refused to admit that she was jealous, a little embarrassed.
It looks like a beautiful woman, but who knows it's a man, I really don't know what to say, it's even more impossible to be jealous, and I have no emotions at all when we meet.
The only emotion is curiosity.
She wondered what Ding Shuo was thinking, why did he have such an idea, and did it have a lot of impact on his life?There are a lot of questions, and she is not easy to ask.
impolite.
"It's fine if you don't eat it. I have a merciless request." Song Ci said.
Tang Shi shook her head: "No way!"
Since it was an unfeeling request, she probably wouldn't agree to it, so it's better not to say it, anyway, she wouldn't agree to it anyway.
She already knew Song Ci's character very well. When she said such a thing, it was absolutely impossible for her to agree to it. She could predict it.
"You let me finish at least!" Song Ci was speechless.
Tang Shi shook her head: "You didn't hold your fart well."
I'm not kind enough to ask you, I'm afraid you want to talk about staying together at night?
Might she say yes?Absolutely impossible, unless forcing her, intimidating her, threatening her.
Even if this is the case, she still has to resist a few words, and she will never agree immediately, she wants to save face.
Although she refused, Song Ci still wanted to say: "You have also seen that Ding Shuo plotted against me, can I ask you to protect me at night? I am afraid alone."
Tang poetry: "."
Song Ci can always find strange excuses, which is something he is very good at.
She doesn't know if Ding Shuo will plot against him, but Song Ci must have plotted against him, so there is nothing to say.
Protecting him, isn't that putting yourself in it?The personal bodyguard of the rich second generation?
"You can close the door!" Tang Shi said.
"No matter how strong the door is, it can't stop a pervert." Song Ci plausibly said, "Can't you agree to such a small request?"
Tang poetry:? ?
Do you have any misunderstanding about this point?
No matter how strong a door is, it can't stop a pervert. In a room, can she stop a hooligan?Obviously impossible, she probably gave up soon.
The problem is, it's only been so long, it seems a little too fast!
"You sleep on the sofa?" she asked Song Ci.
If it's sleeping on the sofa, it's not something that can't be considered. It's definitely not allowed to enter the room. She doesn't have much confidence in her control.
Always too soft-hearted.
"If possible, I can sleep on the floor, mainly because if I share a room with you, I feel more secure." Song Ci said nonsense.
I don't believe a word of Tang poetry.
Liu Piaopiao said that men can make up anything in order to explore and discover, and their IQ can temporarily surpass some scientists. Tang Shi firmly believes in this.
She has already discovered that Song Ci is like this.
"I can't guarantee your safety, who knows what you will do?" Tang Shi put the table and chopsticks away, and replied calmly, "Can you guarantee it?"
After thinking about it, Song Ci couldn't guarantee it either.
Where is the attractiveness? In another room, he felt that he would try his best to crawl to her side, but he would not answer honestly: "I won't, I promise!"
A man's mouth, a liar.
First, I guarantee the rules, then I guarantee that I will only touch it once, then I guarantee that I will only take a bite, and then I guarantee that I will be there. In the end, I have nothing.
"What guarantee do you have? Don't talk about personality, morality, and those things with your partner. You can throw them away at any time and pick them up early the next morning." Tang Shi looked at him.
Song Ci: "."
who is it?
Whoever revealed this secret to the opposite sex, men can’t say anything, pass the test by themselves, get started, and make it harder for male compatriots, can they be individuals?
"I'm different from them." Song Ci argued.
"What's the difference? Thick-skinned?" Tang Shi didn't believe it: "Either live on the sofa or live by yourself."
This is her bottom line.
Before the resistance of the mouth is developed, this is the bottom line, which hurts the mouth very much.
Seeing her being so determined, Song Ci had no choice but to nod, the sofa is the sofa, and they live in the same room, right?
As for entering the house, he himself didn't believe in his ability to restrain himself, let alone Tang Shi.
To be a beast, or worse than a beast?It's hard to choose.
"Then let's go to the sofa, I'd better rest assured here with you." Song Ci carried out the lies that Tang Shi didn't believe to the end.
It's just an excuse that everyone needs, and it doesn't matter if it's true or not.In many cases, without this excuse, things seem too straightforward!
After tidying up the kitchen, Tang Shi put down the armchair of the sofa and turned it into a single bed, then spread a quilt for him, and took pillows and blankets.
"Go wash up, it's time to sleep." Tang Shi said.
Song Ci was still secretly thinking about whether he could go to the bedroom, but Tang Shi didn't give him a chance.
When she went to sleep, Song Ci tried to push the door, and the fantasy was completely dispelled. He still couldn't enter this door, and he had to work harder.
He is still very good at comforting himself, at least he is living together, which can be regarded as a step forward.As long as you press every step of the way, you will succeed sooner or later, it's just a matter of time.
When people are in a hurry, anything can be done successfully.
Holding the mobile phone, Song Ci sent Tang Shi a message [Mr. Tang, I feel someone is outside the window, I'm a little scared! 】
Tang Poetry holding a mobile phone in the bedroom: "."
The mobile phone Sister Song Ci gave was much more expensive than the one she bought. She has just gotten used to the functions and plays with it for a while every day.
[How about I post a door god for you? ] Tang Shi replied to the news [Li Shimin said yes, do you want to give it a try? 】
The light of the mobile phone shone on Song Ci's face, and he could still see the regret of gnashing his teeth.
I don't have a chance for the time being, it's better to save yourself some grace.
【Good night! ] Song Ci sent a message.
Not at all muddle-headed.
It was Tang Shi's turn to feel sorry, so she didn't talk much, and good night, she couldn't sleep.
As soon as she thought that Song Ci was outside the house, she felt very energetic, not sleepy at all, and still had the slightest thought of going out to see Song Ci.
After thinking about it, Tang Shi, who pretended to go to the toilet by herself, opened the door to look at Song Ci, then went to the toilet, came out to look at Song Ci again, he was still there.
In this way, Tang poetry came and went several times.
Song Ci:?
What do you want to do?
You come and go like this, I can't sleep, and you won't let me in the house, and you won't let me sleep, what do you mean?Want to chase me away?
Still embarrassed to say?
"Tang Shi, are you. Are you constantly peeing?" Song Ci struggled for a long time before asking this question, and immediately added: "We can go to the hospital to have a look."
Tang poetry: "."
Are you a pig brain?
She didn't know what to say, she wanted Song Ci to resign from her bedroom and make a floor shop, but she couldn't say it directly, and now she just didn't want to say it, it was so embarrassing.
Why don't you say she has a kidney problem?
Song Ci's pig brain still doesn't know how to analyze girls' thoughts. He ruined a good opportunity, and he could have improved faster.
Love is like this, by accident, one day you still respect each other like a guest, but the next day you may be in a hurry.
After a good night's sleep, Song Ci opened his eyes in a daze when he heard the movement, and found that it was only midnight, and Tang Shi got up again to go to the bathroom.
It's not really a prostate problem, is it?
I looked it up with my phone, and just as Tang Shi came out, I saw the light of the phone: "What are you doing? You're not sleeping yet!"
Song Ci scratched his head, and said embarrassedly: "I just knew that girls only have prostaglandins, not prostate."
Tang poetry: "."
Whenever you watch an online class, a popular science education, or an action movie in bed, it’s more normal than a prostate check, right?
The circuit of the brain is a little different, isn't it?
"so what?"
"So, in your case, it may be an overactive bladder." Song Ci guessed.
Wearing slippers, Tang Shi walked to Song Ci's side in three steps and two steps, covered him with a quilt, and pounded him hard.
Song Ci was dumbfounded.
Isn't it just a minor illness?Is this unacceptable?
When he saw Tang Shi, he found that his face was held in his hands, and then he was bitten by her a few mouthfuls. After saying "You bastard", he went back to the bedroom.
Song Ci was even more confused.
This is different from the cohabitation he imagined!
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(End of this chapter)
What kind of experience is it to have a friend whose gender is erratic?
Song Ci felt that he was qualified to answer this question. He looked at Ding Shuo, who was pulling his T-shirt and blowing air with a small fan, with his feet shoulder-width apart.
It's not just Song Ci who finds it strange, but Tang Shi finds it even more strange. This kind of strangeness can't be expressed.
If you say he is a man, he boobs more than many girls, if you say he is a woman, with his legs crossed and his clothes pulled, Boob has seen more than half of it, he doesn't seem to take it seriously at all.
In this very mysterious state, Tang Shi didn't know and shouldn't remind him, at least hide his femininity well, he is still a woman.
There is a feeling that Song Ci knows everything.
Tang Shi, who hesitated to speak, looked at Song Ci, and Song Ci kicked Ding Shuo: "Can you restrain yourself, my wife is still here."
Only when Ding Shuo realized it later did he straighten his clothes with his legs crossed.
In front of his friends, he couldn't treat himself as a woman, nor could he treat himself as a man, neither seemed appropriate.
If Tang Shi is shy, he thinks there is no need for it. Anyway, you have me, and I am not shy. Why is she shy?
My brother, see what's wrong?
"I'm already restrained. I'm just a guy with long hair and a big boob. Even if I look like a girl, I'm still a boy." Ding Shuo replied, "Look, it's almost the same!"
Except for special occasions, he still admits that he is a boy, but on the surface, no matter how you look at him, he is a girl, and he doesn't have much talent.
She didn't feel uncomfortable at all, and Song Ci was too embarrassed to read it.After all, everyone was brothers before, with a good relationship.
This kind of brother, come here, I will show you the fierce, don't feel embarrassed, it is very embarrassing.There is no difference between the fakes and the real ones, but it is indeed a fake.
Even if you look at it, the weirdness is very awkward.
"It's not rare, I have it myself." Song Ci looked at Tang Shi, and then at Ding Shuo: "I have it for real."
Tang Shi, who blushed unceasingly, left a sentence of "I'll go cook" and ran home, obviously embarrassed to face such a topic.
This kind of aboveboard talk made me feel like I couldn't stand it.
If it wasn't for Ding Shuo being a man, she wouldn't let Song Ci bring him back to the yard, let alone listen to his blasphemy and foul language.
Why don't you look at it, isn't there Song Ci?It's rare to see you.
"What's the use really, and you can't do it." Looking at Tang Shi who fled, Ding Shuo smiled: "If you guessed right, you haven't started yet, right?"
From Tang Shi's performance, he could tell that he was so shy, blushing at every turn, completely unbaptized, and there were still some barriers that hadn't been broken.
That's easy, it's really useful with a hammer, but it can be seen from a distance but not played with.
Far water can't quench near thirst, do you understand?
Song Ci: "."
If it wasn't for the thousands of knives in his face and the insurance, Song Ci would have wanted to punch him.
Are you talking about people?
Noticing the look in Song Ci's eyes, Ding Shuo laughed and shook Jia Bo: "Kangkang, a million things are no worse than real ones!"
Whoo~!
Don't care how much you can shake, a fake is a fake, Song Ci doesn't have any perverted ideas.
Of course, Ding Shuo was also joking.
He used to be a man, and he didn't make such a fuss back then, but now it's different, he can change his personality and make a fuss.
No matter what, even if he turned into a protruding goblin, in Song Ci's heart, he was still that man.
Laughing to death, there was no fluctuation in my heart at all.
"Are you a man? Wocao, is your concentration so good?" Ding Shuo couldn't believe it.
Listening to his rough male voice, Song Ci's hair was black.
Some countries can really create some people who are not easy to call between boys and girls, and other people may still watch the fun, which is very difficult for former friends.
For his father's public denial of him, Song Ci felt that it was justifiable.
Indeed, rebellion!
"I knew you when I was wearing diapers, do you think I have an idea if you treat Jia Bo too much?" Song Ci curled his lips: "It's okay for you to seduce other people, I don't know your true face ?”
It's normal to be awkward, Song Ci doesn't have that perverted idea at all, to try the real one or the fake one.
Others may have it, but he really doesn't.
Coquettishly stroking his wine-red hair, Ding Shuo propped up his artificial chin and blinked: "I'm Ding Mei now."
"Get out!" Song Ci stretched out his fist and gestured: "You are very charming, do you believe that one punch can make you go back and have another operation?"
Ding Shuo: "."
Forget it, stop making trouble.
In case Song Ci really couldn't bear it, he would have to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to give him a punch. He had gone through thousands of cuts to become what he is now.
Seeing that he was getting serious, Song Ci sighed slightly, a little puzzled, why did he do this, even though he asked, he just said he liked it.
As a result, this guy, who has flourished abroad, is also a supermodel, an actor, and a boss, and he does it impressively.
I don't know why I want to come back, I'm obviously living a good life outside.
"Are you coming back this time to start a business?" Song Ci remembered what he said.
Nodding his head, Ding Shuo replied: "Ma De, there is someone over there who can't afford to offend.
He introduced that he is not a woman, and people became even more excited.What else can I do if I don't run?He can't afford to offend him, and he's a pervert, but it's easy to deal with him.
In foreign countries, there is no backer, and the ones who are interested in him are perverts, the kind who pick chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, he can't accept it.
When I came back, I always had to do something to support myself. I couldn’t go home. When he played a video with his family and saw his appearance, his grandparents were dizzy with anger, and so were his parents.
Later, he was kicked out of the house.
"Are you going to Baiyun?" Song Ci asked him.
"It's the same everywhere. Let's just stay here. It's a big city anyway. I don't plan to go back to Jinmen." Ding Shuo replied.
I can't go back, the family hates him.
It's not easy for Song Ci to say anything, some things are better not to be said, they just arouse sadness.
"You can figure it out yourself, but between brothers, there is something that you don't know whether to say or not?" After thinking about it, Song Ci still said.
Ding Shuo:?
Why can't you say anything?He is like this, what else is unacceptable?
After deliberating for a while, Song Ci said, "Standing or squatting?"
He didn't dare to ask Haw the question directly.
The main reason is that although I know that he is a man, the one in front of me is a woman, and there is a sense of familiarity and strangeness.After all, we haven't seen each other for many years, and we always have a video chat.
Ding Shuo: "."
do you respect me
He didn't want to answer this question: "You will know if you look at it."
Song Ci shook his head frantically.
He didn't dare to have such thoughts at all, he was afraid that he would go all the way on the path of perversion.
However, because people coveted him to come back, maybe there are still?
"Ahem, let's not talk about this." Song Ci changed the subject: "You can stay in my room at night, I live with my girlfriend."
Ding Shuo has no objection.
He didn't think of himself as a woman, especially in front of Song Ci.
It's okay to live together, he can guarantee that Song Ci is the one who is careful, and Tang Shi can't agree, after all, he looks really beautiful.
Just kidding, compared secretly, to be honest, the first one is not as good-looking as him.
During dinner, Tang Shi still couldn't hide her curiosity, and would look at Ding Shuo from time to time.
"Just look at it openly, and I won't say anything." Ding Shuo said, "Are you curious about me?"
Tang Shi shook his head and refused to admit it.
Anyone would be curious, right?The body of a daughter, the heart of a man, isn't this a strange combination?
"You women are duplicity." Ding Shuo thought for a while: "We're right, I'm halfway!"
Tang poetry: "."
You are so magnanimous!
If it weren't for Song Ci, she would never have come into contact with such a species that the creator could not have created in her life.
But this person was still Song Ci's friend, she had to ask Song Ci when she turned around, there were those strange friends around her, so she had to be mentally prepared.
The circle of their rich second generation is really wide!
"I've been looking for a house in the past few days, and then I'm moving out." Ding Shuo didn't want to bother Song Ci very much. With her identity, she was more open when she lived by herself.
"Okay!" Song Ci agreed.
Ding Shuo:? ?
Why don't you keep it?Please be polite!
No matter how beautiful she is, Song Ci doesn't regard her as a woman, and she still speaks and does things casually.
"Any questions?" Seeing his strange expression, Song Ci asked.
Shaking his head, Ding Shuo told him to go away.
Hey, if you change your gender, you will learn your temper, right?It's not the real thing, you are so arrogant!
After arranging a room for Ding Shuo without much chat, Song Ci went to Tang Shi's place.
She was still cleaning up the dishes, ready to wash the dishes and then tidy up the room. Song Ci wanted to live with her at night, and she was going to live with Liu Piaopiao.
Anyway, since the key is with her, she won't worry about having no place to live.
When Song Ci entered the door, he quietly took down a bunch of keys hanging on the nails at the door, and quietly hid them in other places, and then went to the kitchen without blushing.
Tang Shi was still concentrating on washing dishes when she was hugged by Song Ci.
"Stop being jealous, baby!" Song Ci whispered in her ear.
Tang Shi dodged, feeling numb in her ears.
Usually, when her hands were burned, she didn't feel anything when she pulled her earlobe. When Song Ci spoke in her ear, her breath rushed, and she felt weak.
She didn't understand the principle, she just knew that she was not used to it.
"I'm not jealous!" Tang Shi refused to admit that she was jealous, a little embarrassed.
It looks like a beautiful woman, but who knows it's a man, I really don't know what to say, it's even more impossible to be jealous, and I have no emotions at all when we meet.
The only emotion is curiosity.
She wondered what Ding Shuo was thinking, why did he have such an idea, and did it have a lot of impact on his life?There are a lot of questions, and she is not easy to ask.
impolite.
"It's fine if you don't eat it. I have a merciless request." Song Ci said.
Tang Shi shook her head: "No way!"
Since it was an unfeeling request, she probably wouldn't agree to it, so it's better not to say it, anyway, she wouldn't agree to it anyway.
She already knew Song Ci's character very well. When she said such a thing, it was absolutely impossible for her to agree to it. She could predict it.
"You let me finish at least!" Song Ci was speechless.
Tang Shi shook her head: "You didn't hold your fart well."
I'm not kind enough to ask you, I'm afraid you want to talk about staying together at night?
Might she say yes?Absolutely impossible, unless forcing her, intimidating her, threatening her.
Even if this is the case, she still has to resist a few words, and she will never agree immediately, she wants to save face.
Although she refused, Song Ci still wanted to say: "You have also seen that Ding Shuo plotted against me, can I ask you to protect me at night? I am afraid alone."
Tang poetry: "."
Song Ci can always find strange excuses, which is something he is very good at.
She doesn't know if Ding Shuo will plot against him, but Song Ci must have plotted against him, so there is nothing to say.
Protecting him, isn't that putting yourself in it?The personal bodyguard of the rich second generation?
"You can close the door!" Tang Shi said.
"No matter how strong the door is, it can't stop a pervert." Song Ci plausibly said, "Can't you agree to such a small request?"
Tang poetry:? ?
Do you have any misunderstanding about this point?
No matter how strong a door is, it can't stop a pervert. In a room, can she stop a hooligan?Obviously impossible, she probably gave up soon.
The problem is, it's only been so long, it seems a little too fast!
"You sleep on the sofa?" she asked Song Ci.
If it's sleeping on the sofa, it's not something that can't be considered. It's definitely not allowed to enter the room. She doesn't have much confidence in her control.
Always too soft-hearted.
"If possible, I can sleep on the floor, mainly because if I share a room with you, I feel more secure." Song Ci said nonsense.
I don't believe a word of Tang poetry.
Liu Piaopiao said that men can make up anything in order to explore and discover, and their IQ can temporarily surpass some scientists. Tang Shi firmly believes in this.
She has already discovered that Song Ci is like this.
"I can't guarantee your safety, who knows what you will do?" Tang Shi put the table and chopsticks away, and replied calmly, "Can you guarantee it?"
After thinking about it, Song Ci couldn't guarantee it either.
Where is the attractiveness? In another room, he felt that he would try his best to crawl to her side, but he would not answer honestly: "I won't, I promise!"
A man's mouth, a liar.
First, I guarantee the rules, then I guarantee that I will only touch it once, then I guarantee that I will only take a bite, and then I guarantee that I will be there. In the end, I have nothing.
"What guarantee do you have? Don't talk about personality, morality, and those things with your partner. You can throw them away at any time and pick them up early the next morning." Tang Shi looked at him.
Song Ci: "."
who is it?
Whoever revealed this secret to the opposite sex, men can’t say anything, pass the test by themselves, get started, and make it harder for male compatriots, can they be individuals?
"I'm different from them." Song Ci argued.
"What's the difference? Thick-skinned?" Tang Shi didn't believe it: "Either live on the sofa or live by yourself."
This is her bottom line.
Before the resistance of the mouth is developed, this is the bottom line, which hurts the mouth very much.
Seeing her being so determined, Song Ci had no choice but to nod, the sofa is the sofa, and they live in the same room, right?
As for entering the house, he himself didn't believe in his ability to restrain himself, let alone Tang Shi.
To be a beast, or worse than a beast?It's hard to choose.
"Then let's go to the sofa, I'd better rest assured here with you." Song Ci carried out the lies that Tang Shi didn't believe to the end.
It's just an excuse that everyone needs, and it doesn't matter if it's true or not.In many cases, without this excuse, things seem too straightforward!
After tidying up the kitchen, Tang Shi put down the armchair of the sofa and turned it into a single bed, then spread a quilt for him, and took pillows and blankets.
"Go wash up, it's time to sleep." Tang Shi said.
Song Ci was still secretly thinking about whether he could go to the bedroom, but Tang Shi didn't give him a chance.
When she went to sleep, Song Ci tried to push the door, and the fantasy was completely dispelled. He still couldn't enter this door, and he had to work harder.
He is still very good at comforting himself, at least he is living together, which can be regarded as a step forward.As long as you press every step of the way, you will succeed sooner or later, it's just a matter of time.
When people are in a hurry, anything can be done successfully.
Holding the mobile phone, Song Ci sent Tang Shi a message [Mr. Tang, I feel someone is outside the window, I'm a little scared! 】
Tang Poetry holding a mobile phone in the bedroom: "."
The mobile phone Sister Song Ci gave was much more expensive than the one she bought. She has just gotten used to the functions and plays with it for a while every day.
[How about I post a door god for you? ] Tang Shi replied to the news [Li Shimin said yes, do you want to give it a try? 】
The light of the mobile phone shone on Song Ci's face, and he could still see the regret of gnashing his teeth.
I don't have a chance for the time being, it's better to save yourself some grace.
【Good night! ] Song Ci sent a message.
Not at all muddle-headed.
It was Tang Shi's turn to feel sorry, so she didn't talk much, and good night, she couldn't sleep.
As soon as she thought that Song Ci was outside the house, she felt very energetic, not sleepy at all, and still had the slightest thought of going out to see Song Ci.
After thinking about it, Tang Shi, who pretended to go to the toilet by herself, opened the door to look at Song Ci, then went to the toilet, came out to look at Song Ci again, he was still there.
In this way, Tang poetry came and went several times.
Song Ci:?
What do you want to do?
You come and go like this, I can't sleep, and you won't let me in the house, and you won't let me sleep, what do you mean?Want to chase me away?
Still embarrassed to say?
"Tang Shi, are you. Are you constantly peeing?" Song Ci struggled for a long time before asking this question, and immediately added: "We can go to the hospital to have a look."
Tang poetry: "."
Are you a pig brain?
She didn't know what to say, she wanted Song Ci to resign from her bedroom and make a floor shop, but she couldn't say it directly, and now she just didn't want to say it, it was so embarrassing.
Why don't you say she has a kidney problem?
Song Ci's pig brain still doesn't know how to analyze girls' thoughts. He ruined a good opportunity, and he could have improved faster.
Love is like this, by accident, one day you still respect each other like a guest, but the next day you may be in a hurry.
After a good night's sleep, Song Ci opened his eyes in a daze when he heard the movement, and found that it was only midnight, and Tang Shi got up again to go to the bathroom.
It's not really a prostate problem, is it?
I looked it up with my phone, and just as Tang Shi came out, I saw the light of the phone: "What are you doing? You're not sleeping yet!"
Song Ci scratched his head, and said embarrassedly: "I just knew that girls only have prostaglandins, not prostate."
Tang poetry: "."
Whenever you watch an online class, a popular science education, or an action movie in bed, it’s more normal than a prostate check, right?
The circuit of the brain is a little different, isn't it?
"so what?"
"So, in your case, it may be an overactive bladder." Song Ci guessed.
Wearing slippers, Tang Shi walked to Song Ci's side in three steps and two steps, covered him with a quilt, and pounded him hard.
Song Ci was dumbfounded.
Isn't it just a minor illness?Is this unacceptable?
When he saw Tang Shi, he found that his face was held in his hands, and then he was bitten by her a few mouthfuls. After saying "You bastard", he went back to the bedroom.
Song Ci was even more confused.
This is different from the cohabitation he imagined!
Ask for a monthly pass
(End of this chapter)
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