Beauty Comic Cultivation Record

"You've seen me!"

The Joker grinned with his signature smile, as if he was back home. He completely ignored Kalibak who was eyeing him covetously and looked around the room.

He casually picked up a luxurious high-energy pistol hanging on the wall and looked at the energy source emitting purple light from the gun.

He flicked the energy gun with his fingers out of curiosity.
"ding ding"

Hearing this crisp sound, the clown had a mischievous smile on his face. He held the gun handle with both hands and pointed it out of the porthole and fired a shot. A torrent of energy thicker than the entire porthole instantly burst out, and the hard armor layer of the spacecraft was directly torn apart and flew out...

A beam of white light instantly penetrated the swarming demon-like tide, creating a void zone hundreds of meters wide and ten thousand meters long...

"Nice gun!" The clown made a gun flower with his right hand and directly inserted the energy pistol into his waistband.

"Is it okay with you if I take it away?"

Kalibak grabbed the fragment of spaceship armor at hand and squeezed it. The alloy fragment seemed to be hit by a 10,000-ton hydraulic press.
The whole thing deflated, deforming and crumbling in his hands like mud.

"If you like I can give you two more!"

Kalibak clapped his hands and dropped the powder crumbs on his hands.

The Joker patted his suit pants which were bulging due to the gun.

He pulled at the upper half of his suit, trying to cover the gun.

After trying twice, he still seemed uncomfortable, so he tore the suit into two pieces and threw them on the ground.
Revealing the floral shirt he was wearing.

The energy gun embellished with energy gems and sparkling with starlight was clearly inserted outside the floral shirt, just like an old-time HK detective, walking around the city with a gun in his hand.

Patting the gun on his waist with satisfaction again, the clown laughed:

"You want to bribe me, but I'm worth a lot..."

Kalibak frowned and shook his head.

"Price is not a problem. As long as you can cooperate with us, Apocalypse Star, even if you just want a universe and become the master of the universe, we can satisfy you."

The clown touched his forehead and laughed as if he had suddenly realized something: "Apocalypse, it really is you! You have also set your eyes on this parallel universe. Things are really getting a bit troublesome!"

Kalibak waved his hand, signaling the guards who had gathered around after hearing the noise to retreat, and drove away the demons.

"If you, the Dark Multiverse, want this parallel universe, I can make the decision and give it to you!"

"What are the conditions?" The clown grinned, staring at Kalibak with playful eyes.

"We have something that has drifted into your dark multiverse. Return it to us and we can live in peace! Otherwise, there will be a fight to the death!" Kalibak said seriously!

The fight continues until death. After hearing what Kalibak said, the Joker's mouth widened even further, and his cheek was even torn with too much force, bleeding.

Fear! No, it was excitement, the excitement of seeing chaos about to break out.

He hated this boring life. Although he had created countless destructions in the dark multiverse for countless years, this kind of destruction was not as exciting as witnessing the dark multiverse and the real multiverse being destroyed together.

All the enemies encountered in the dark multiverse in the past were too weak, just like the bears used for performances in the circus, who would lose their temper after a few whips and were not challenging at all.

"Apokolips," a fun plan popped up in the Joker's mind, a plan that could drag that guy into the water.

It feels terrible that he can't control his life and death. He likes freedom.

The clown walked to a sofa fixed in the cabin and sat down, crossed his legs, and laughed:
"Oh, what are you looking for? Tell me about it. You should know that the area of ​​the dark multiverse is not smaller than the real universe. It is not easy to find something!"

Kalibak tapped his wrist, and his personal computer immediately projected a video clip, which showed the Laughing Bat playing with the black Rubik's Cube in his hand.

The Rubik's Cube, which seemed to be composed of several kinds of black air, kept changing in the hands of the Laughing Bat, looking extremely mysterious.

"This is what we want!" Kalibak gestured in a deep voice.

"Little Pudding! That's really interesting. Are you playing a game? Add me in!"

The Joker immediately recognized the scene in the video clip where Harley Quinn broke into the Dark Portal and rushed straight into the Dark Camp.

His little pudding has made great progress.

Relying on those powerful bone undead creatures, various powerful bombs, and those strange and bizarre magic weapons.

She was actually forced into the dark camp.

What a pity that they didn't even have time to reminisce about the past. This was a work of art he had made with his own hands, and he didn't want this toy he had modified to fall into the hands of that giant lizard.

That's why he mobilized the Dark Knights to drive this sweet little pudding out of the Dark Portal.

He remembered very clearly that the Laughing Bat did not have this thing in his hand at that time.

"No, this thing is a hand-held ornament of our king, I can't give it to you!" The clown shook his head with regret: "Or you can change it for another one!"

"Handheld device!" Kalibak felt the veins on his head throbbing. He didn't expect that the anti-life equation they had been looking for was just someone's handheld device.

The Joker reached out and touched the handle of the high-powered pistol and shrugged.

"Yes, that is just an ornament and a plaything in the hand of the Laughing Bat. But if you want it, I'm sorry, I can't help you. The Laughing Bat is the king appointed by Lord Barbatos to rule the dark multiverse, and I am just a poor clown. I can't help you!"

Kalibak heard some hidden meaning from the Joker:
"If we can help you take down that Laughing Bat!?"

The clown blinked and looked at Kalibak, and asked innocently:

"I don't understand what you are saying, but if our king unfortunately dies in battle, as his good friend, I have the responsibility to help him deal with his affairs, such as sending some relics to their original owners!"

"So, is it a pleasure to work with you?" Kalibak carefully observed even the slightest change in the clown's hair.

"Cooperation? I will not betray Lord Barbatos!" The clown said it very seriously, sincerely and honestly.

He said very seriously:

"I won't tell you that our great Dark King is near the twenty-seventh Dark Gate from the left. Will I tell you that he is followed by a group of 10,000 Dark Knights?"

Kalibak looked at the clown for a long time, and suddenly laughed:

"You are a smart man. You see, this is just a misunderstanding. We, Apokolips, have no intention of conflicting with the Dark Multiverse. Once we get our things, this misunderstanding will naturally be resolved.

You will return to the Dark Multiverse with the honor of conquering this universe, Mr. King!"

"It's a misunderstanding. That's great. I don't like killing, and I don't like being a king! Before joining the Dark Multiverse, I was just an ordinary person!"

The Joker looked at Kalibak helplessly:

"But, you know, in life, there are always some things that are beyond our control!"

"I fell in love with a lovely girl on Earth, and I don't want to be separated from her? I originally wanted to marry her."

The clown had a happy smile on his face...

"Hmm!" Kalibak remembered the human woman who bravely broke into the Dark Portal in search of "true love" in the video sent back by Tiger. He glanced at the Joker, hesitated for a moment, and ultimately did not tell the news of Harley Quinn's death.

"Someone come here!" Kalibak waved his hand, and one of his gods who was waiting not far away came up to him:

"grown ups!"

"Mobilize half of the army to surround this area. Take ****** back at all costs!"

Standing in front of the broken hatch of the spacecraft, Kalibak pointed to an area below and gave the order.

That is exactly the location of the twenty-seventh Dark Door from the left that the Joker just mentioned.

Perhaps because of the Joker's presence, Kalibak spoke vaguely about the anti-life equation.

"Your Highness, didn't you say before that we should hold our ground until reinforcements arrive? If we mobilize half of our forces, the entire front will probably collapse immediately, and the Demon-like Legion will suffer heavy losses..."

The god looked back at the clown warily and advised Kalibak in a low voice.

Kalibak waved his hand and said, "I don't want casualties, I just want the anti-life equation. Even if all the demons are killed, as long as you get the stuff back, I'll still count it as a great achievement for you!"

Kalibak was breathing heavily, and the hair on his face stood up because he was too excited, just like a lion with its hair standing on end.

Seeing Kalibak's appearance, his divinely sensible man shut his mouth and went to mobilize troops.

"The Eighth and Ninth Fleets are also under your command. Also, tell Cixiang to have her people cooperate well. I'll consider it as a favor I owe her!"

Kalibak's eyes were deep, that was the anti-life equation that even his father coveted, if he could understand the secret.

You know, it was because of the Omega effect that his father defeated his uncle and became the crown prince of Apocalypse and the king of the New Gods.

Although Kalibak did not experience this story personally, he had heard of it.

Before he was born, his eldest brother, Drax, was the crown prince of Apocalypse.

Apocalypse is still ruled by his grandfather Yuga Khan.

Then one day Drax claimed that he had found the powerful Omega Effect. When his father learned of this, he murdered his brother and took the power for himself.

This matter is an open secret in Apokolips. Darkseid did not deliberately erase the dark history of his rise to power.

In Apocalypse, power represents everything. Others will not care how you get the power. As long as you are strong enough, they will crawl at your feet.

Kalibak has no ambition to replace his father, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a desire for power.

…………

"Boom boom boom boom..."

Tens of thousands of warships from Apocalypse quietly arrived above a battlefield, and nearly ten million huge cannons quietly aimed at the battlefield and launched a salvo.

In order to prevent alerting the enemy, the Apocalypse Star generals in charge of the raid were all their own people who evacuated the battlefield in advance.

Billions of beams of light covered the vast sky.

The defenseless dark creatures and demons fell one after another under the intensive artillery fire.

In the blink of an eye, tens of millions of dark creatures were reduced to ashes in the warships' gunfire, and several legions of dark creatures were wiped out.

The commanders of the dark multiverse fleet had no time to react and mobilized warships and air forces to launch a counterattack.

The densely packed space fighters on these warships, the demon-like army roared into the sky,

Large groups of fighter planes surged over like dark clouds and pounced towards the void below.

At the same time, the nearby demon-like groups also left the battlefield and rushed towards the bombed area.

For a moment, the twenty-seventh Dark Gate seemed to have become the Ping'an County in the Battle of Ping'angrad. With it as the center, a black tornado of tens of thousands of miles was formed.

The demon-like tide that received the death order was as dark as layers of black clouds, rushing straight down.

.........

Near the Dark Portal,

The Laughing Bat, wearing a visor-covering helmet with only one mouthful of yellow teeth showing, rode on a dark dragon beast with wings on its back, followed by tens of thousands of dark knights.

Face these enemies coming straight towards you.

He just calmly took off his gloves which were also inlaid with silver spikes and waved his hands gently.

With a loud 'crackling' sound, a huge black thunderbolt crossed the entire void and struck hundreds of millions of kilometers away.

I don’t know why the lightning was so fast, but as soon as it appeared, it immediately reached the end of the distant horizon.

As the Laughing Bat clenched his long-nailed, dragon-claw-like hand, the sky suddenly turned dark, so dark that you couldn't see your hand in front of you...

The sudden darkness lasted for less than three seconds, and a huge bat shadow flashed in the darkness.

When the sky lit up again, the entire void was filled with blood, sticky, smelly plasma.

Nearly 100 billion demon-like troops simply disappeared.

Clap, clap, countless corpses that had been wrung out of water fell from a height and shattered like rag dolls.

"Amitabha! What a sin, what a sin!"

On Mount Sumeru, there were bursts of Sanskrit sounds and Buddhist chants, and large patches of golden light sprinkled on the battlefield.

The Laughing Bat raised his head, and a hint of cruelty flashed in his eyes under the mask. He waved his hand, and tens of thousands of dark knights behind him rolled up endless black fog and rushed straight towards Mount Xumi.

Chichichichichichichi…

The Buddha's light of salvation, representing the compassionate power of Buddhism, collides with the most violent and darkest force in the multiverse.

It was as if ice and fire collided, splashing countless thunder and fireworks, as if billions of miles of void were split into two in an instant, one half was shrouded in Buddha's light, a peaceful Buddhist light scene, and the other side was an extreme devil realm filled with black fog.

……

“You you you you…”

Kalibak, who had been paying attention to the battlefield, was dumbfounded at this moment. He stared at the clown fiercely with bloodshot eyes.

The Joker still looked at Kalibak with an innocent face:

"What's wrong with me, dear child? I'm not lying to you, the little bat is really there, and I really don't like him. A deteriorated little bat is not fun at all!
Tsk tsk, it's a pity that your people are all useless, even if I give you a chance you are useless!"

Kalibak was so angry that he almost vomited blood. He knew that the guy in front of him was not lying. He had the means to detect lies, but this guy deliberately concealed it from him.

He didn't tell him that the Laughing Bat was such a powerful being.

"You deserve to die!"

Kalibak didn't want to waste time talking to the clown anymore, so he opened his ten fingers and dug into the clown's heart. (End of this chapter)