Dragon Nation: Fujimaru-san is saving the world

Chapter 101 The Temptation of Nyarlathotep (This chapter is going crazy)
At the door of the Uniqlo locker room, a female commissioner and four male commissioners stood behind their hands behind their backs, waiting in full force.

They received a direct order from the Patriarch. Although it would be weird to come out to guard Uniqlo on the rest day, since Patriarch Yuan Zhisheng said it, there is nothing wrong with it.

The Japanese have always been stubborn and blind to the actions of their bosses.

Believe first, believe later.

But to be honest, the waiting time was still a bit long, and it was so difficult in a silent environment where several people didn't know each other and didn't talk to each other.

After all, this is not the task goal of force suppression, but to be a guard at the gate of Uniqlo, it is a bit embarrassing to say it.

Therefore, no one noticed. In the locker room, there was an imperceptible red light mixed in the white woven lamp, and it began to flicker.

Time passed by every minute and every second. After thinking about it, someone broke the balance after all.

"That (anosa)."

Among them, Commissioner A spoke first, hesitating in words.

"Fart fart."

Commissioner B's words are rude, and he is a typical commissioner of the Eight Schools of Sheqi, who is from the same school as the Yashana faction.

"I think he wants to say—" Commissioner C answered calmly. "No matter how easy it is for Miss Uesugi to have an accident, if Director Fujimaru is with you, there is no need to be so nervous, there is no need to-"

"Puff porphyr~"

Specialist A let out a pleasant breathing sound.

"You fucking just want to fart, don't you! Ahhh, it stinks—you ate Erlang for lunch, right!" Commissioner C couldn't maintain his calm personality, and complained with a distorted expression.

"I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back. I went to the popular recommendation on the review website. Don't say it, it's really not as good as Master Yue. The ramen made by Master Yue is not good, but the attitude immediately improved after being recommended by Director Fujimaru Yes, I added double garlic, double backfat, and double chili peppers." Commissioner A tried to justify his stomach.

"Isn't that all free?!" Commissioner D interjected, shocked.

"It's like this, Master Yue is like this." Commissioner B catered.

After the Genji Heavy Industries attack, most people in the executive bureau knew that there was another ramen chef in Tokyo who had a great status, high strength, and a good relationship with the current director of the executive bureau.

For this reason, there are quite a few commissioners who went to the "Holy Land Tour" and "on-site check-in".

At the beginning, I was a little happy, and developed side selling points such as oden and Erlang style ramen.

It turned out that the taste was not very good, but more and more people came to the parade, and they were too busy. Recently, they simply brought a ramen stall to Chiba next door, and set up a stall at the entrance of Disney.

After all, Master Yue needs to raise his eyes and cultivate his sentiments when he is old. Either look at female college students or primary school girls
It sounds weird.

In any case, the commissioners are naturally sad and regretful, and meeting their beloved chief during the holy land tour has become an unattainable luxury.

"Speaking of this matter—, I still have a photo with Director Fujimaru."

At this time, Commissioner A spoke again.He carefully took out a crumpled group photo from his breast pocket, and covered it with trembling hands, as if he had built a fire in a survival game and couldn't help but show off to others, but he was afraid that his teammates would come over and press the R button Dismantling him is the same contradiction.

After all, in a sense, it is already a collector's edition.

"Look, Senior Yabuki Sakura is also up there."

The other four commissioners couldn't help but came up together. They paid attention to the locker room from the corner of their eyes, and then carefully observed the picture in the photo.

An average older male, skip.

About two feet away from the man, a girl with orange-red hair bent over and leaned forward, with a cheerful and lively smile on her face, compared to a simple pair of scissors, but with a sense of youthfulness.

Next to the girl was a cool and beautiful woman. The girl with the name Sakura just tilted her head slightly, showing a polite and business-like smile, and folded her hands on her thighs, as if she was taking a formal photo.

If you look carefully, there is a ramen chef wearing a white turban squeezed into the corner of the photo, which is slightly blurred because of the speed, like a supernatural event.

When several commissioners saw this scene, their complexions changed drastically.

"Ah, little brother." Commissioner B changed his rude behavior before, as if he had made a big discovery, he put his hand in front of his mouth in surprise, and said as if there was something serious, "I think there is something evil in your picture. , I know that eminent monk in Sensoji Temple, why don't you let the master do it well and return it to you?"

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"Hey, speaking of which, I actually have some relatives from the Vatican in my family. Why don't you combine two swords, combine the east and the west, so that the evil things in this photo can't hide?" Commissioner D also said at the right time.

"This is excellent." Commissioner B smiled.

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Everyone praised the beauty of this photo, reprimanded the photographer for its poor composition, and the atmosphere was very lively, until another person suddenly shot a cold arrow.

"Speaking of—"

Commissioner C deliberately dragged the end of his speech, and said in an abrupt and deep voice.

"Which side are you guys on?"

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Everyone didn't react to the sudden words, but after turning their heads to look at the incomparably serious eyes of the speaker, and following them, they slowly realized something.

They stared at the two girls in the photo, close together, and thought.

The meaning of Commissioner B was captured by everyone, but they didn't expect that such a serious topic would be discussed in a place like Uniqlo, so they had to think carefully like the enemy.

After a long time, Commissioner A slowly raised his hand.

He looked stern, like a contestant who had survived to the late stages of a puzzle competition show, and he had to think carefully about every question before he reluctantly spoke.

He says--

"The director is 1."

"fart!"

"Correct, to the point, rational, reasonable."

"walk slowly."

The commissioners responded quickly, some were happy while others were worried, some thought it was true and some were undeniable, and several commissioners were immediately divided into several categories.But without exception, their faces were full of throbbing that hadn't been there before, full of excitement.

I saw, someone said again.

"Wrong! I think that Ms. Yabuki Sakura's calm appearance will definitely not be the weak side. On the contrary, she is the director. Don't look at the director's generosity, in fact, in private, she might be ashamed to hesitate. .”

A commissioner started a heated discussion with the momentum of discussing the topic of "modeling and solving method for electric excitation synchronous motor system driven by discrete state events".Others responded enthusiastically to his statement.

"I'll give you five hundred yen, and write another few hundred words."

"Director is 0? Wrong, deviant, nonsense."

"walk slowly."

Several people suddenly discussed these serious philosophical issues, fell into a storm of thinking, and the vindictiveness between each other turned into a mighty horse.

The horses roared and roared, as if they were about to trample on the heavens and the earth, shattering the void, and colliding with each other to create fiery sparks.

But suddenly, Commissioner A discovered that there was a person who had been drifting away from the topic. From just now, only the four commissioners were having a conversation.

"Commissioner E, why are you silent, are you shy?"

Commissioner A wondered.

"First of all, what is the name of Commissioner E? Why do you call me by the pronoun that is used in novels because you are too lazy to come up with a name?" Commissioner E is indifferent. Scars for dangerous hybrids.

She crossed her arms and kept her eyes fixed on Uniqlo's dressing room. She was meticulous and didn't seem to want to participate in the conversation.

"I'm just not interested in the question."

"What?!"*4
The four commissioners were stunned. How could someone in the world be so calm and ruthless, even disregarding the CP relationship of their boss?Are you the one who successfully reincarnated in the thousand-year Xuanbing?

"Don't get me wrong." Commissioner E frowned. She didn't like being misunderstood, so she explained. "No one in this world can completely avoid the joy of joining CP. I just simply don't want to desecrate Director Fujimaru."

"Oh? Then where is your ambition?" Commissioner A was suddenly puzzled.

There are very few commendable pairs in this huge executive board, could it be——

"You can't be the CP of the station director and the ghosts and dragons!!" Commissioner A turned pale in shock——then suddenly understood, and nodded slowly to confirm. "It's not impossible!"

"Prison tag?"

"It's a brand new path."

"Boring, I want to watch Director Jiuchi Roulin."

The other commissioners pondered carefully and stroked their chins, but Commissioner E was in a hurry.

"Nonsense!" Her pretty face was flushed, and she smacked her lips angrily.

"In the final analysis, why are women and girls paired together! Do you men like to see girls sticking together so much!"

"like."

"daisuki!"

"Here's a thousand yen, explain it in detail and stick it together."

"I can't hide it now!"

Several male commissioners spoke out and even beat back.

"In the final analysis, male and female cp is too bland, too secular, and too irritating for those of us who have been living in bloody winds all year round."

"agree."

"This is correct, dialectical, and in line with humanistic logic."

"That's right, the Commissioner of the Executive Board is like this."

Although what several commissioners said was wrong, Commissioner E's reaction was even more strange.

She blinked, then tilted her head immediately, and even several commissioners were silenced by what she said.

"Ah? What are you guys talking about? I'm not talking about heterosexual CP."

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The four commissioners froze for a moment.

what?
You don't prefer Director Fujimaru, but you also don't prefer the opposite sex CP, then you...
and many more.

and many more.

Is it
Da da!

Snapped!
Box click.

boom--

The dummy model next to him was knocked down, and several commissioners fled around in horror, trying their best to distance themselves from the female commissioner.

The reason is simple -

"What are you doing with such a big reaction?! Is this strange?!" Commissioner E couldn't help complaining and sarcasm when he saw the embarrassment of several people. "You guys can like girls, but I can't like boys!?"

The sound was like a drum at dusk and a bell at morning, like a flood that was raging to the sky. They couldn't refute for a while, and their necks were stuck.

"This"

Several male compatriots looked at each other, their souls were defeated by the spell, and they licked their lips tremblingly, and slowly got up from the ground after sorting out their mood.

They looked at each other halfway, then coughed, straightened their collars, and finally Commissioner A spoke first.

"You're right, it's okay, it's because our vision is narrow and we didn't take your feelings into account. How about this, to make up for it, let me tell you who you like, how about it?"

Commissioner A stretched out his hand to invite with a polite smile, and his words were sincere, and the eyes of the female commissioner naturally lit up when she heard this sentence.

"Really?"

She first glanced at everyone with joy, and everyone cooperated with trembling mouths, showing sincere smiles.Seeing this, Commissioner E Long was overjoyed, and she opened her mouth, speaking the sincere call from her soul.

"I like the cp of Crow and Senior Yasha."

"yue!"*4
Without a single pause, the four of them just vomited and fell to their knees on the ground with painful expressions.

"You!" Commissioner E was annoyed, and said in vain.

"Don't you all understand?! The seemingly calm and cold senior Crow who crazily criticizes the gold-rimmed glasses and the rough-spoken but delicate-minded senior Yaksha collide with each other!"

"Yue!——"*4
The four of them didn't even have the leeway to refute and pretend. Just hearing the words, they seemed to be degraded from one-star fighters to three-stage fighting spirits.

They know Mr. Crow and Yasha.

After all, that was the legendary first generation senior of the executive board!

Although it seems that the relationship is far away, after all, the keywords of "predecessor" and "first generation" are attached, which sounds very strong!There is a feeling of being an unknown person who is an expert in the world, and there is a tragic feeling that he will be brought back by the protagonist group as an important supporting role in the final battle, and finally be brutally killed by the villain.

Therefore, everyone in the executive bureau, big and small, are more or less fans of the two, or at least admirers.

But in their eyes, the bloody good brother who is decisive, clean and decisive, after getting involved in a carnal relationship
it is good--

What a foul language, what a devil's voice!
Several people showed Bengbu stunned expressions, their complexions turned blue.

"...That's all, as long as I can understand it." Commissioner E looked disgusted and waved his hand when he saw this.

In this way, several people barely got the right to breathe, and re-swallowed what they ate at noon into their throats.On the other hand, Commissioner D, who is honest and honest, hesitated a little, and ventured into admonishment.

"Even if you say that, at least the director does have a kind of arrogance, but Senior Crow and Senior Yasha are completely nonsense, right?"

Commissioner E paused and shook his head.

"Sincerity leads to spirituality, just like the legendary Joan of Arc who can hear the voice of heaven under the blessing of devout faith, and I can also hear the revelation given to me by heaven." Commissioner E put his hands next to his ears and said softly .

"Even now, I seem to be able to hear the voices of Senior Crow and Senior Yasha arguing!"

"Girl, let Sajia go, I really can't vomit anymore, I can't get out at all, and I can't leave until after cleaning." Commissioner B persuaded, he vomited the most because of his staunch temper, and now he can't find that Wild posture, pale complexion as if malnourished.

He and the other commissioners looked for resonance, and everyone nodded.

Except for one person.
The initiator of the topic, Commissioner A, is in a strange state at the moment.

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"?" Specialist B noticed something unusual.

"Commissioner A, why don't you speak? Are you dumb?" Commissioner B asked in confusion.

"You..." Commissioner A's voice trembled, he frowned, he was puzzled, he thought about it, and then he spoke in uncertainty.

"Didn't you hear?"

"Hear what?"

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"what happened?"

Several commissioners became more and more puzzled.

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At this time, Commissioner A seemed to be hiding a stormy sea and an abyss in his eyes.As an elite of the Executive Bureau, Yan Ling is [Yan Ling·Itachi] with serial number 59.

The releaser forms a large field with itself as the center, and builds a complex sound channel in the field, so as to grasp all the small sounds in the field.Although not particularly specialized in combat, it is very useful to assist.

Moreover, the speech spirit itself will have a certain positive impact on the user itself, at least Commissioner A's hearing will be a little better than ordinary people.

Therefore, he has the confidence to hear the voices that other commissioners have not heard.

So he started shaking his legs in fear, and then trembling, looked at Specialist B, slurring his speech.

"I heard it, I heard the voices of Senior Crow and Senior Yasha."

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Specialist B froze for a second.

"What are you talking about? Senior Crow and Senior Yasha have always followed everyone's lead. Isn't it normal to participate in this battle? Where is it? After all, they are the first seniors of the director. I have always wanted to look up at that The heroic appearance of the two, let me see let me see!"

Commissioner A saw Commissioner B's excited look with mixed eyes, but he still raised his hand tremblingly and pointed to the changing room of Uniqlo.

"Second room on the left."

"Really?!" Commissioner E was the first to burst into ecstasy.

"excellent!"

"As expected of a legendary commissioner, he even thinks differently from us. Instead of staying outside, he enters the locker room for surveillance!"

Several commissioners also became excited. After all, the other party is a man of the executive bureau. Although there are not many direct incidents, all the recent legends of the executive bureau are related to the two.

As a fan, why not pay your respects?
It is said that the other party has a docile personality and is easy to talk to.Since we met, there is no reason not to take a group photo.

They took steps towards the locker room, and as the action progressed, the voices in the locker room gradually became clear——

"Hey what are you doing?"

"Ha, you too anyway"

".Give me a hand to stop you."

"don't want."

Specialist B stopped.

Commissioner C stopped.

Commissioner D paused.

Commissioner E was stunned.

As the distance approached, the vague words gradually became clear.

"Hey, don't do this kind of thing here." Pleading bitterly, it was the retention of a person with half his dignity on the edge of a cliff, as if a crystal fell from a high altitude and shattered, even if it was glued, the cracks were filled.

But what responded to him were cruel words.

"Huh? What are you talking about? You just don't do unnecessary things! Otherwise, I will send those photos. Crow—you don't want the director to know about you, do you?" The voice was cruel and Urgent, warm and fiery, high and high as if everything is under control, and a cold lick that makes the hair stand on end.

"You!." The voice wanted to struggle, and the stern question was like a blood-stained kite, so thin and fragile when it fell on the hand, it seemed that it would be torn apart with a little force, and it was powerless to resist.

"...I see, then you can finish the work quickly." The paper kite shattered, leaving only the broken red, which fell to the ground.

"Hehe, first of all, can you tell me your age?"

".24 years old, commissioner of the executive board."

"Hey~ are you doing any exercise? I think you look pretty strong."

"...I'm not doing anything, but I was dragged to the gym by that guy Lixiang recently."

"What?! How dare you mention someone else's name in front of me!?"

"? You—wait, huh!!"

At that moment, something shattered.

After hearing the above words, the commissioners felt an inexplicable chill in their hearts.

They seem to have left the warm mall, this is not the entrance of Uniqlo, but an empty old castle.

Cold and damp moss covered this old building, and between the stone bricks, sticky and bloated reptiles walked wantonly, but most of the green plants had withered, showing a dark color like ink.

It was a dead place, which made people feel extremely uncomfortable and disgusted.The thick and nauseating air seems to be forced into the depths of your lungs, and there is only the sound of wind and sand in your ears, but it is clearly an indescribable thing whispering in your ears!

The commissioners wish they could protect their sanity, but that's not a hoarse ghost at all, it's an ugly deity!

Darkness descended on the overcast gray-blue sky, overwhelming the last visible rays of the sun and casting eerie shadows on the ground.God spread his hideous tentacles from the far horizon.

Yes!He woke up!Hell, I don't think I can leave!
Like a tie, the river in the distance began to twist, and dense animal corpses floated on the surface of the river, messy and ugly.

No!It's calling me!
No, please!

"Humph, hum, hum! (nasal vocalization)"

That damn sound! ! ! !
Get out of my head! ! —————

"Hmph ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Don't ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !
At that moment, all the commissioners collapsed, subconsciously moved their heads away from the locker room, turned their backs to the locker room and let out a scream of collapse, rolled their eyes and fell to their knees.As for Commissioner E, his nose became hot, and he fell to the ground with only his index finger stretched forward, pointing straight ahead. His "death" was miserable.

And just after the dead silence—

The curtain of the locker room was pulled open.

Li Xiang walked out of the dressing room with Eri Yi, and she slowly scanned the scene in front of her with a calm expression.

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Why is it better than I thought?

　ps: I have already described the abnormal mentality of the commissioner of the executive bureau. You can take it as the result of the excessively diffused spiritual elements of [Yan Ling Oracle].

　　What?You say I just want to go crazy?
　　
　　I can't say.

　　As compensation, I will consider writing more free chapters in the future.

　　Forgive me, I really can't stop my hands and my brain. (sad

　　If you don't understand the stalk of this article, then don't understand it, don't read it, you are correct, excellent, in line with the core values ​​of socialism, and have a bright future.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)