I'm the funeral host, and I'm the one who pays attention to Scared Eagle Sauce!

Chapter 122 Buddhist peace talisman fights against Hades?The last one was burnt!
Please rest assured.

Don't make guesses or anything like that.

"I said you boy, you don't listen to my suggestion at all?"

a villa.

It happened to be noon.

Tie Cong looked at Wu Mian in front of him, hesitant to speak.

Now all the guests on this mysterious day have an accident!
Either a death sentence or a crime sentence, basically the kind that comes with ruin.

But Wu Mian still looked very calm at the moment.

This makes tearing the onion very incomprehensible.

Could it be that at this time he still thought that Yama was a vegetarian?

"Brother Onion, if I really want to turn myself in, I'll die."

Wu Mian said while eating lunch.

"I didn't ask you to turn yourself in. Didn't you sign an agreement with the victims? You can go back to your current nationality at the last time!"

Of course, Tie Cong knew that asking Wu Mian to surrender was basically impossible.

But apart from surrendering, there are two remaining.

When he first arrived, he thought the other party had done it.

That's why it's so leisurely.

In the end, when I asked the other party, they didn't do anything, which was simply out of line.

Especially at this noon, when mysterious host guests are thundering together every day, he can still be so calm, amazing! !
"Brother Onion, I asked my mother, and she said that the second method is tantamount to giving others a chance to catch me."

Wu Mian replied.

"There are indeed traces, but even if it is exposed, it will only have a little impact, and it will not have a big impact on you! But if you don't sign a non-disclosure agreement, then you will be miserable! Let this shit go to the public when you have something to discuss." We discussed it."

How could Tear Onion not know that if this matter is done, it will definitely leave a handle.

But the agreement is real, the money given is real, and the other party is equivalent to agreeing!
Even if there is a follow-up incident, it is not a criminal incident.

But if you don't get an understanding in advance, it will be troublesome when it comes out.

If it gets bigger, it will definitely involve criminals.

"It's not necessary, it's not necessary, Brother Onion, look!"

Wu Mian took out a piece of jade in his hand.

On the top is the appearance of a Buddha.

"???"

Tear Onion was a little dazed seeing this.

That expression seems to be asking, what does the other party mean by this!
"This is the safe jade talisman my mother asked for from the White Horse Temple, the most efficacious temple in China. As long as you wear it on your body, you will be safe."

Wu faced to introduce the jade pendant around his neck.

This is what his mother just begged for him this morning.

"The peace talisman asked by the temple? You want to fight against the king of Hades? Don't you fucking know that a fox has been burned?!"

The shredded shallots are incredible.

No wonder the other party is so calm.

It turned out that he was asking for a peace talisman.

But are you sure you're not suspected of fighting skills?
After all, you use Hades spell over there, and you use amulets here.

Recall that the last fight has been burnt.

"It's not the same, Brother Onion, Tuyu Qingming on the foot pot chicken is just a little fox, and I am a Buddha, you know, Buddha! According to what my mother said, this King of Hades can only be regarded as the middle level of the heavenly court." The cadres are in charge of the underworld, and if the Buddha is Ksitigarbha, he is beyond the existence of the king of hell, not to mention there are other Buddhas, so it is safe!"

"Besides, if something really happened, I would have been in an accident a long time ago. Why is there no news at all now? This proves that he has no way to cast a spell on me."

Wu Mian's expression at this time was somewhat confident.

"Cattle!"

What else can I say about this wave of tearing onions.

Only one thumbs up.

"Brother Onion, let's not talk about these unlucky things. How about going to the movies in the afternoon? I made an appointment with a little internet celebrity on time! She has little sisters, happy every day!!"

I only saw Wu Mian at this time and asked.

And that look is full of meaning.

"No, no, I'm going to squat for a while in the afternoon."

Tear Onion rejected the other party.

See a movie?
Movies these days are a total waste of time!boring! !

It would be better to watch Yama's live broadcast.

By the way, support the other party's business.

"Aren't you going to pay that Zhang Lingtian again? That's outrageous! All right, then follow Brother Onion!"

Wu Mian has nothing to say.

After all, everyone has his own ambitions!
What can he do if he can't tear the onion.

Then you have to enjoy yourself in the afternoon and evening!
In this way, after half an hour, Wu Mian, who finished his meal, went to find his little internet celebrity.

As for tearing the onion, he lay silently on the sofa and played with his mobile phone.

"Brother Onion! You two are left!"

"My onion, are you going to cool it down? Woooooooo!!"

"It's over, it's over, Cong hasn't spoken since the show, and Mian'er over there has already replied that it's all right!"

"You can hide from the first day of the new year, but you can't hide from the fifteenth day. The science guards are going to sacrifice their lives for science after all. A moment of silence."

Tear the onion to open the bib.

As a result, I saw the comments of a large water friend.

Everyone said whether he was going to be cold.

Otherwise, why not reply a message now.

Everyone replied.

[Tear Onion: Everything is fine, please stay safe and don't be impatient, and please don't spread rumors about Boss Zhang, the other party is just an ordinary funeral person, and finally believe in science. 】

Tear Onion edited a post and sent it out.

Although he also reads scarves, he mainly logs in to the trumpet during this time.

Therefore, the large size is basically not uploaded very much, and naturally there is no reply.

Of course, he didn't expect that this matter would become so outrageous in the end.

Almost all the hosts and guests of Mysterious Every Day won the bid.

Only him and Wu Mian are left now!
Wu faced Fang Fang's mother to help him ask for a jade pendant from the White Horse Temple, and he had nothing, so he could only pay tribute to the other party during Boss Zhang's live broadcast in the afternoon.

And he also asked himself that there seemed to be nothing criminal about it.

Boss Zhang will definitely not look for his own business.

"Alive!!"

"Familiar shredded onion, great guardian of science!!"

"Very good, then the trumpet should speak next, hurry up, Xiao Wang is online!!"

"Blind guess, what Xiao Wang wants to send must be, 'Today is another day to strengthen faith, Lord Hades, please forgive me.'"

See the tuba online.

Some water friends have set their sights on Xiao Xiaowang, who was beaten to death by the other party but refused to admit it.

[Xiao Xiaowang: Looking forward to Boss Zhang's live broadcast in the afternoon, our funeral shop is about to restock, and I would like to recommend Boss Zhang's goods to everyone, it's really super cheap. 】

Sure enough, after the large account was sent out, the trumpet went online.

"Did you peek at our comments!!"

"Didn't you say that today is another day to strengthen your faith? You're gone!"

"It's over, it's over, I think Wumian and you will have a thunderstorm within three days!"

"Purchases from Baishipu? You said that you are planning to pay tribute to Lord Yama, and we believe you!"

But the water friends expressed their dissatisfaction with the other party's speech.

Also funeral shop purchases.

"Little Wang: What are you talking about? What are you paying tribute to? Our family is running a funeral shop and we are just preparing to buy some goods. Boss Zhang doesn't like cheap and beautiful things."

Little Wang issued a clarification.

"Do you read our letter?"

"Scallion! Your double-faced role is really getting better and better!"

It's okay if the other party didn't send it, but once they did, everyone started to make fun of it.

At the same time, the atmosphere of Ping An's funeral has become particularly strange.

"Boss, nothing will happen to the noodles and green onions, right?"

Li Tiantian watched her favorite stars turn over one by one, and now her mentality collapsed.

Her favorite is noodles and green onions!
These two had an accident, and her heart really couldn't bear it.

"Will you believe me when I say yes?"

Zhang Lingtian asked with a wry smile.

At this moment, he really felt that someone was playing an international joke on him.

So outrageous!

In just one noon, all the guests of Mysterious Every Day except Wu Mian and Tie Onion were all thunderstorms!

What cheating in the college entrance examination, what endorsement collapse, what tax evasion, what surrogacy, what time management master, etc.!
It's just that one thing is more outrageous than one thing.

"Wow—, so they are real pills!!!"

Li Tiantian collapsed!

"Then I said nothing will happen to them. Are you in a better mood?"

Zhang Lingtian continued to ask.

"Boss! Don't talk ironically to comfort me, just say that the scallions and noodles are because of some thunderstorm? I can accept it!"

Li Tiantian looked at her boss after the sadness flowed upstream.

"Look, no matter how I answer, you think something will happen to them, so you can't do it, Tiantian. You think from the bottom of your heart that something will happen to your favorite star. The problem is actually you, not me."

Zhang Lingtian's expression suddenly had a deep meaning, today he will use magic to defeat magic!

"???"

Li Tiantian was suddenly a little dazed.

"So the boss Cong brother and the others will be fine?"

Su Wei also became interested.

"If I say it's nothing, you believe it's true. If I say it's true, you believe it's absolutely true. So is my answer important?"

Zhang Lingtian took a sip of tea.

"This……"

Su Wei was a little dazed by the boss's remarks.

But if you think about it carefully, it seems to be the case.

"Is the boss's scallions and noodles sure nothing will happen? I won't make up my mind anymore! Give me an accurate answer! I will definitely believe you! Really!!"

Li Tiantian asked her boss with an unusually firm expression.

"I can only say that as long as you insist on not committing a crime, nothing will happen. If you are involved in a crime, something will happen sooner or later."

Zhang Lingtian replied lightly.

"Wu Mian will definitely not commit crimes. After all, the other party is so good. As for Principal Cong, he will definitely not commit crimes. A rich second generation of this level generally has no brain problems."

Li Tiantian murmured.

"Okay, that's the end of this matter. If we didn't bring the goods in the morning, we must bring the goods in the afternoon!"

Zhang Lingtian explained to the Baishipu members.

They put all the money they got before into production, and also spent 180 million to acquire a manufacturer of urns!
Now their business is not only yellow paper and shrouds, but also urns.

Of course it's just an ordinary urn.

As for the kind of jade or high-grade wood urn, it has to be a little later.

"clear!!"

When Li Tiantian heard that nothing would happen to her favorite star Cong He Mian, she was immediately full of energy.

"I'm going to prepare the live broadcast room for the boss, and move the urn in!!"

Su Wei is going to move the urn now.

As for Jiang Xiaohan, he was dealing with shopping cart inventory.

Especially the urn is the product of the urn manufacturer they just talked about, and the stock is limited.

Have to set the inventory in advance!

Speaking of which, their boss has been watching the factory for a long time, but he has been watching it without money.

This time when I went to Xiangjiang Toilet TV Station, the boss got a bonus of 200 million in addition to the program fee of 130 million.

All fees are after tax.

That is to say, the TV station pays taxes for them.

After getting the money, the boss directly set up the factory for the urn.

All the formalities were completed from yesterday evening to this morning.

Remember that it was clearly pre-tax in the previous contract.

I don't know why the program group helps their boss pay taxes.

To know that so much money is not a small tax!
However, Jiang Xiaohan didn't know that a certain office of the toilet TV station was crazy! !
"Crazy!!!"

Yan Tao looked at the hot search for the scarf.

Except for Wu Mian and Tie Onion, all the guests on my show were basically down!

He suddenly felt that Mr. Wang was the real wise man.

Otherwise, with Yan Wang's set of procedures, can he, the chief director, escape?

Don't talk about him, even the director and producer will be unlucky!

Chunjiang Satellite TV was the best example before.

"But Brother Tao, all our people are gone now, how can we record the show next time?"

Seeing Brother Tao's excitement right now, the assistant director was a little dazed.

"Isn't there still Wumian and tearing onion? As the only lucky one who survived, the next time our show is broadcast, it won't be crowded! Even if the number of people watching the live broadcast online reaches 2000 million!"

Yan Tao was not worried at all.

After all, there is still Wumian who is responsible.

No problem with their shows!
"But guests, everyone will be intimidated!"

Now their program is very popular.

It directly killed the Happy Big Stupid Camp and went up.

After all, they have been on the hot search list for a long time.

This is not the result of their hot search, but the real search of netizens.

"Don't worry, it will only be easier for us to invite guests in the future."

Yan Tao smiled.

The whole person looks full of special meaning.

"Huh? It will only become easier to invite guests in the future?"

The assistant director was a little dazed when he heard this.

Why can't he understand the director's brain circuit.

If he was a guest, you said that you invited him to a show where almost all the guests were spared, how could he return it to you even if he didn’t run so fast.

Basically, the show is declared cool!
"Of course, when the time comes, our program will directly invite stars who want to participate in the program in the form of invitation letters! Even Fang Xiaolong, the son of a certain international superstar, we can invite over! After all, once the mysterious post is published, you don't want to come. , you just have a problem!!!"

Yan Tao's expression was a little excited!
So exciting!
Fortunately, he is such a clean director.

Ordinary people can't stand Hades!

"hiss--"

The assistant director gasped when he heard this sentence.

Good guy, this is really a big deal! !

"Mysterious daily invitations are called mysterious posts, and Boss Zhang's words are resident guests. What a happy stupid camp, compared with our Hades handling cases every day, it is far behind!"

There are also different chains of contempt in TV stations.

Just like the director of the Happy Big Stupid Camp, he walks with his head up.

He felt so upset!
Now is a good time to let the other party see which program is the next one!
Speaking of which, he had to plan well.

Then choose a candidate.

It's not just the entertainment circle, any academic circle, business circle, etc. are fine.

The pattern is opened directly! !
Steady as an old dog!

The more he thought about Yan Tao, the more excited he became.

However, among the guests who had been on Mysterious Everyday at this moment, except for the two who were cold, all the others were suffocated.

"Shouldn't it be so outrageous! Everything about me abroad can be exposed!"

Shuangzi was the first to frown.

After all, the impact of this incident on her was simply devastating.

【Apology letter】

[After the incident was exposed, I experienced unprecedented pain and suffering, and conducted deep reflection and introspection. I feel deeply ashamed and guilty for what I have done. Here I sincerely apologize to everyone!At the same time, I will do my best to overcome all difficulties in accordance with the final punishment decision of the taxation department, raise funds, pay back taxes, and pay fines! 】

After Shuangzi, it's ice water.

The other party directly published a letter of apology on his scarf.

Followed by Xiaozhu, the other party announced that he would temporarily withdraw from the circle.

"Xiaowei, I don't think everyone wants to make such a fuss about this matter, so you can withdraw yourself."

It was also on this day that the leader of the toilet table found Wei Jia.

The contract was terminated.

As for outstanding students.

It can only be said that the other party has spread to another circle this time, even involving his inner father and the person in charge of the local education department.

In short, the impact is great.

There are also a lot of people who have been dealt with.

Of course, that hasn't happened yet.

Everything is still in the initial stages.

They all have a strong desire to survive.

[System prompt: The live broadcast of Ping'an Baishipu has started, come and watch. 】

[System prompt: User Shui'er tipped 1000000 Doucoins! 】

[System prompt: The user is unhappy and rewarded 9999999 Doucoins! 】

[System prompt: The high school student tipped 9999999 coins! 】

……

[System prompt: Pigman rewarded 9999999 coins! 】

The next second Boss Zhang started broadcasting.

Various special effects fly throughout the live broadcast room.

"A grand occasion!"

"By the way, is this a group of celebrities coming to pay tribute?"

"Nonsense! If I were a star, I would pay tribute too! Look at the big thunder at noon! If you say it was an accident, you must be out of your mind!!"

"One or two is an accident, this bunch doesn't look like an accident at all."

Seeing this grand event in the live broadcast room, everyone was amazed.

However, what is even more outrageous is that in addition to the reward, Zhang Lingtian found that the 99999 inventory hanging out of his funeral shop was instantly depleted!

The yellow paper flashes in seconds!

The shroud shines in seconds!

The urn flashed in seconds!
Sell ​​goods for 10 minutes and chat for two hours.

At five o'clock Zhang Lingtian was broadcast.

"Boss, all those who gave us rewards today are trumpets, just registered! Except for a little Wang!"

Jiang Xiaohan analyzed today's account.

"I've made it very clear. Don't give a reward. It's useless. Obedience to the law is more important than anything else. As a result, these people don't believe in evil, so just help me donate half of the money."

Zhang Lingtian shook his head helplessly.

But the money from these celebrities was easy to earn, so he accepted it, and used half to expand the funeral shop and donate the other half to Chunjiang Charity.

All the accounts of the other party are now public.

So don't worry.

"clear."

Jiang Xiaohan nodded.

At this time, a piece of information on the Internet quietly climbed up.

[Find Wumian!The other party brought a female Internet celebrity to watch a movie together!Is it a new girlfriend? 】

This is a picture in a movie theater. Wu Mian is watching a movie with a beautiful girl.

"why!!"

On the other side, looking at the movement of the scarf, a woman's beautiful eyes turned red.

The whole look is unbelievable, because he clearly said that she is the only one! !
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