ghost question

"As soon as I heard that he was going to bet with me on a hundred catties of millet, I immediately agreed, a hundred catties of millet! At that time, I could change my wife. Where can I find such a good thing?"

"At night, I came to the ruined temple again. At this time, Dali was smart. He found a big lock and locked the temple door. I didn't care about him. I just locked it if I wanted to. , anyway, the zombie was nailed into the coffin, what are you afraid of?"

"Actually, as long as I checked the coffin at that time, what happened later would not have happened. Maybe this is also my fate!" Speaking of this, Zhao Laowai sighed heavily.

Li Chen was excited when he heard that, seeing that Zhao Laowai stopped talking and was just drinking with his head down, he was a little anxious, and urged: "Uncle, you are really talking, I am listening hard."

Zhao Laowai came back to his senses, and then said: "When I slept until one o'clock in the middle of the night, I heard a creaking sound, like the sound of a door being pushed open. I didn't care at that time, I thought It was Dali who came to scare me again, so he scolded, I said Dali, you are really shameless, you have not been beaten enough, have you?"

"Following my scolding, I heard a bang, as if the door was being closed again. At this moment, I felt that the sound didn't come from the door, but from inside the ruined temple!"

"At that time, I thought that Dali was quite sensible, so I didn't think about anything else, and then I lay down to sleep. But I suddenly thought that something was wrong, because I remembered that Dali had locked the temple door outside. Could it be that there is another entrance to the ruined temple?"

"At this moment, there was a heavy breathing sound from the direction where the coffin was placed in the ruined temple. The sound was very depressing and deep, and my hairs were blown up when I heard it for a while."

"I lit the oil lamp I brought with me, and walked carefully towards the coffin. Before I took two steps, I heard another heavy breathing. I was so scared that I couldn't die, so I asked tremblingly, Who! Who's there?"

"As soon as I finished speaking, I saw that the coffin with the corpse trembled slightly. At that time, I thought it was my eyesight, so I rubbed my eyes and looked carefully. This time, I actually saw that The lid of the coffin was slightly tilted upwards. And I also saw that the two hands with pointed nails and pitch-black were supporting the lid of the coffin!"

"At that time, I felt a buzzing in my head, and I thought to myself, that stupid pillar is really a fraud, it seems that my life is about to be confessed here. I was still a little clever at the time, I've heard of this 'zombie can't get up three times', that is to say, if it can't get up before the third watch, it won't be able to get up that night."

"According to the time, it should be the first watch now. I didn't dare to think too much. I just ran two quick steps and jumped on top of the coffin. I unbuttoned my pants and poured urine on the coffin board. Because I heard the news at home The old man said that this human urine also has the function of warding off evil spirits. If there is nothing, using human urine can also play a little role. Don’t say it’s really good, the coffin will close immediately after pouring the urine superior."

"Seeing that zombie was temporarily blocked, I ran to the temple gate to escape, but found that the temple gate was locked tightly. Just when I was a little desperate, I heard Someone said, let me find out this time, right? I knew you wouldn't dare to stay here for one night, and you ran away after I left last time. "

"When I saw that Dali was looking at me from outside, I shouted at him, damn it, did you lift the lid of the zombie's coffin?"

"Smiled vigorously and said: 'That's right, I started it. It's called a hundred catties of millet, and you can change a wife. If it's not difficult, wouldn't it be cheaper for you?'"

"Seeing that my face was turning blue, this kid was very proud. He said mockingly: 'I didn't expect Zhao Daudao, who is famous far and wide, to be afraid sometimes. Hahaha, I finally caught you today.'"

"At that time, I scolded him a little angrily: 'I found out that you are really not a thing. If you can't afford to lose, don't gamble. Do you know that stupid pillar has really become a zombie!'"

"Strongly said in disbelief: 'Pull you down, don't lie to me there, I have never seen anyone become a zombie after death. If you admit that you lost, put the fifty catties of millet in the Give it back to me, and I'll open the door for you, what do you think?'”

"Although I feel sorry for the fifty catties of millet, the most important thing is to die, and I don't care about much, so I just nodded and agreed. Dali was still a little worried, reached out his hand and took out a piece of paper from his arms, and said to me :' Empty words are useless, you just need to press your fingerprint on this piece of white paper, and we will be fine.'”

"I was so angry at the time, so I scolded him: 'You bastard Dali, you are playing dirty with me, right? You fucking, let me open it up, and I'm not going to pay you back.' "

"Dali said without fear: 'If you disagree, then don't blame me, just stay inside.'"

"I saw that this kid was trying his best. I can only be a good guy who doesn't want to suffer the immediate loss, so I reluctantly agreed. After I made a bet, I urged him to open the door for me quickly, but this kid is as stupid as his mother's pig." , dancing there for a long time without opening the lock."

"As soon as I saw that it was going to be the second watch, I urged and scolded: 'I said Dali, can you please hurry up, the zombie will wake up again in a while, you want me to die, you, If I'm really dead, I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost.'" Dali was sweating too much, he said: "Don't worry, I'm driving you all the time. '"

"I scolded: 'You fucking stay here for a while, I'll go outside and drive it slowly for you, try to see if you're in a hurry.' Just then, I heard another 'squeak' , and the sound of the coffin boards being raised again sounded inside."

"I shouted Dali loudly: 'I copied your mother's Dali, you bastard, hurry up and open the door, that zombie is up again!'"

"Dali also heard the sound just now. He shook his hand and the key fell to the ground. He said to me: 'I heard someone say that as long as the coffin board is placed on top of the zombie's head, the corpse will not rise. What, I There is still an 80-year-old mother at home to take care of, and I really can’t be here with you, so please take care of yourself.” After speaking, the kid actually ran away.”

"He didn't turn around to look at me even if I screamed. In the end, I had no choice but to do as he said, and put the coffin on top of the zombie's head horizontally, so that the zombie really wouldn't move. I have finally escaped the second watch, but I don’t know how to get through the third watch safely.”

"At that time, I hated that Dali to the core. I thought that if I was lucky enough to survive, I would definitely go out and hack that Dali to death. This bastard is really a scam."

"Wait until the third watch, this time it's terrible, the zombie really lifted the coffin board and flew out, and then jumped out from inside. I saw that stupid pillar still looks like it was before, it's completely Completely turned into a zombie."

"The most obvious thing is that two long canine teeth burst out of his mouth, and his fingernails are like small knives. After jumping out, he began to sniff for something, as if he was 'smelling'. When he When it smelled my direction, it suddenly aimed at me, and rushed straight towards me."

"I panicked at the time and said to him: 'I said silly Zhuzi, don't attack me, you don't remember, last year I stole a chicken from a neighboring village and asked you to eat it with me. '"

"My words had some effect. The silly pillar stopped suddenly, as if confirming something, and looked at me carefully. I saw that it had an effect, so I said to him again: 'This time you think of me Well, we're good buddies.'"

"Silly Zhuzi was stunned for a moment, then suddenly showed a ferocious expression, and rushed towards me again. This time, what I said was useless, and the one he was chasing ran around the ruined temple. He is a body of flesh and blood, and there are always times when he gets tired, but he doesn’t feel anything at all as a zombie, and after a while, I can’t stand it anymore.”

"I just remembered a saying that I heard someone say that the reason why zombies catch people is because they can smell the breath of strangers. As long as you close your breath, zombies will not be able to find your trace. Thinking of Then I leaned against the wall and pinched my nose and mouth to keep myself from breathing."

"It really worked. After I held my breath, the zombie couldn't find me, but he didn't leave, and just kept smelling there. I was unlucky too. I ate a bit of it during the day. Plate of soybeans, and drank a lot of cold water, after being frightened just now, I couldn't help but want to fart."

"I'm holding my breath up here, and I'm holding my fart down here. Tell me what it was like for me at the time. It was really uncomfortable." Hearing what Zhao Laowai said was interesting, Li Chen couldn't help laughing.

"You sound funny. I was in that situation at the time, it was really uncomfortable. Finally, I couldn't hold it anymore, and a fart burst out. I was still thinking, this zombie can only smell Popularity, he must not be able to smell the fart, right?"

"Who would have thought that that shitty zombie would be good at smelling farts, so he charged over at once. I had a fart at first, but when I saw him rushing over, I forced myself to hold back. But it was too late , The zombie's hands were pressed on my face at once."

"Stop breathing all of a sudden, this zombie has no target, but maybe he felt that my face was soft, and then he squeezed hard. It doesn't matter if he squeezes like this, he made me like this It's a bad look."

(Today is also two updates, one will be in the next chapter.)