ghost question

Zhao Laowai thought to himself: "This master of mine is really harmful. What the **** 'cinnabar lights lamp oil, gods and ghosts worry' is completely nonsense, this is good, not only put myself in it, but also me You have to be buried with him. Although the money is good, you have to spend your life."

Qin Yue asked: "Uncle Zhao, how did you escape then?"

Zhao Laowai said: "I've heard people say that this ghost is most afraid of human blood, followed by human saliva. At that time, I was also quick-witted, and I didn't care whether it was good or not. I turned around and spit at the female ghost. Don't you It’s really clever, when I turned around to push the door, it actually pushed open.”

Li Chen said: "When I was in elementary school, I learned a text called "Song Dingbo Catching Ghosts", which talked about the fact that he used saliva to cure ghosts. At that time, I thought it was fabricated by the author, but I didn't expect it to be true? After that, when you meet a ghost, you don’t need to do anything else, just spit on it.”

Zhao Laowai said: "Spitting does have a certain effect, but it's not too useful. It can only deal with some little ghosts with little ability. It still won't work if you encounter old ghosts with real thoughts."

Qin Yue asked: "Did you escape from that haunted house after opening the door?"

Zhao Laowai said: "It's not that easy. At that time, the ghost didn't expect that I dared to spit on her, so I was negligent for a while, which allowed me to take advantage of a loophole, and she caught me before I ran out. I came back. At that time, I felt that I couldn’t move my whole body, and my mind was very confused, as if it was stuffed with paste.”

"At that time, I thought, this is the end of my motherfucker. Poor young man like me has become a ghost's stand-in before I get married. I really don't want to be reconciled." Zhao Laowai spoke very humorously , the funny Qin Yue and Bai Lingling couldn't help laughing.

Zhao Laowai drank his saliva and continued: "But it may be someone like me, Lord Yan is unwilling to accept. Just when I was about to be murdered, there was a bell ringing outside the gate. The sound of the bell was very crisp. , it seems to have the function of refreshing the brain, and immediately I felt a coldness in my brain, and I immediately regained my sanity."

"Immediately, I saw the door slam open, and a mahogany sword with a yellow talisman flew in, sticking to my face and stabbing into the head of the female ghost behind me. The female ghost It was wiped out with just one scream."

"I just guessed who this person is outside? Why is he so powerful that he subdued such a vicious female ghost at once? Needless to say, he must be a fairy with a strong sense of demeanor. When I see that person, I will be completely overwhelmed." I was surprised. I used to think that I might be the ugliest person in the world, but I didn't expect there to be uglier than me."

"This man looks very strange. His head is flattened, his nose is big and his mouth is big, but his eyes are very small. The strangest thing is that his eyebrows are actually connected in a line. It's ugly, it's a hundred times uglier than my face being squeezed by hands. But standing behind him is a very handsome guy, like a white-faced scholar, and it's in stark contrast to him."

"But at this moment, I'm not in the mood to care about these things. It's good enough to save my life, so I ran over quickly. The ugly man asked me why I lived here. I said that I came to exorcise ghosts with my master. I didn't expect If the ghost is not expelled, the master will die."

"The ugly man took a look at my master's body, and said that it was really his senior brother. I know that the ugly man looks very ugly, but in fact he is a worldly expert with profound morals. .And my master is a big liar who walks the rivers and lakes and cheats on food and drink, so how could they be brothers?"

"After questioning, I found out that the name of this ugly man without borders is Taoist Yimei, and my master is named Taoist Yihe. The two are authentic Taoist disciples, just because my master is lazy and does not seek to make progress." , so I didn't learn any real skills, not as good as his junior brother's one-tenth of a millionth. But he is not useless, he still knows some superficial aspects of Taoism, so he went around the rivers and lakes, cheating food and drinking everywhere."

"However, his younger brother, Yimei, is profound in Taoism. After leaving the teacher, he came to this Ping'an Town and became a real person. But he doesn't care about fame and wealth. He doesn't charge a penny for exorcising demons and subduing demons, and he doesn't leave a name. number, so few people know about him."

"Originally, she wanted to subdue the fierce ghost in this haunted house, but Zhang Fuwang Zhang Laocai is very vicious and mean. He usually takes advantage of his family's money to bully men and women and do all kinds of evil, so he has never minded this nosy business. And He also accidentally saw me and my master today, he felt a bit like his senior brother, and saw us enter Zhang Laocai's haunted house, so he broke in in the middle of the night to find out."

"After listening to him, I have a solid foundation in my heart, and I can rely more on caring about what I said. From then on, I started to learn real Taoism with Daoist One Eyebrow. "

Qin Yue said: "Uncle Zhao, I really didn't expect your experience to be quite tortuous."

Zhao Laowai said: "The main reason is that the age of birth was not good. It was lucky to survive the chaos at that time. How good you are now. You don't have to worry about food and clothing, and you can still go to school. University knowledge."

Hearing what Zhao Laowai said, Li Chenjue felt a little ashamed.He is a college student in name, but has he really studied hard?From college to now, he hasn't even heard half of the lectures. He really feels sorry for his parents, and even more sorry for himself.

But this can't be blamed on him, since he went down to the ancient tomb, there have always been supernatural events happening to him one after another, one after another, and it can't be erased.He didn't understand why this happened, maybe this was the fate in the legend.

Li Chen secretly decided in his heart that after this matter is over, he must study hard when he returns to school, make up all the previous lessons, and learn some real things anyway, so that he can support his parents who are going to college .

Although the train journey took two days, the four of them chatted happily along the way, but they didn't find it boring.The main reason is that Zhao Laowai has a lot of knowledge, and his experience is a legend in itself, so it took a long time to talk about him.After arriving in Luoyang, it was time to get off the car, but the three of Li Chen felt that it hadn't been that long.

The four of them got out of the car, and seeing that it was getting dark, Li Chen said to Zhao Laowai: "Uncle Zhao, it's getting late today, let's find a place to stay and have something to eat, and we'll go to Beimang tomorrow." Mountain."

Zhao Laowai looked at the sky and said, "Well, let's do as you said."

Bai Lingling said: "I know that the water banquet in Luoyang is the most famous, let's try it."

Li Chen scratched her nose and said, "You just know how to eat."

Bai Lingling said: "What? Are you afraid of a treat?"

As she said that, she seemed to compete with Li Chen on purpose, and said to Zhao Laowai: "Uncle Zhao, as far as I know, the most famous wine in Luoyang is Dukang. Do you want Li Chen to buy you two bottles?"

Hearing her reminder, Zhao Laowai showed a little unbearable expression, and said to Li Chen: "Li Chen, what, it's okay if this little girl doesn't talk about it, but when you talk about it, I'm really addicted to alcohol. I just came up, you see, I can’t do anything today anyway, so why don’t you accompany Uncle to have a drink or two?”

Seeing what Zhao Laowai said, how could Li Chen say no, and hurriedly said, "Of course." The four of them found a restaurant called Donggang Shuixi, and went in.

At the beginning, Li Chen didn't understand what the water table meant, and he didn't know what it was until the dishes were served.It turns out that because of the climate in Luoyang, there are many dishes and soups, and one dish after another is served continuously like flowing water, so it is named Water Banquet.

This water banquet pays attention to 8 large bowls, 8 small bowls, 24 dishes, 8 cold dishes, 16 hot dishes, and the combination of meat and vegetables is very reasonable.Li Chen, Zhao Laowai and the others ate very happily, even Qin Yue, who usually eats very restrained, let go of the amount, and Bai Lingling was even more addicted.After eating, the four of them approached to find a small hotel, asked for two rooms and rested.

When Li Chen opened his eyes the next morning, he found that Zhao Laowai was not in the room.He looked at the time and it was just around 07:30, he didn't think much, closed his eyes and fell asleep for a while, when he opened his eyes again, he still didn't see Zhao Laowai, he looked at the time again It's past [-]:[-], it's almost eight o'clock, where did Zhao Laowai go?

Li Chen hurriedly got up and put on his clothes, and came to knock on the door of Qin Yue and Bai Lingling's room.When Qin Yue opened the door for Li Chen, Li Chen knew, "Qin Yue, have you seen Uncle Zhao?"

Qin Yue said: "I didn't see him, isn't he in the same room as you?"

Li Chen said: "I didn't see him when I got up in the morning. I don't know where he went. By the way, where is Lingling?"

Qin Yue said: "She's still sleeping there, and I won't wake her up even if I tell her. Now, you go to the door and ask the gatekeeper. If Uncle Zhao goes out, they will definitely see it."

Li Chen said: "Okay, I will ask now, please tell Lingling to get up quickly, we will set off for Beiman Mountain when we find Uncle Zhao."

Li Chen locked the door of the room and came downstairs. Just as an old man who was guarding the door was about to leave, Li Chen stepped forward and asked, "I want to ask, did you see that you came with us yesterday?" Has the old man gone out?"

The old man at the door thought for a while and said: "I see, the little old man went out at three o'clock in the middle of the night. I asked him why he went out so early, and he said that he was going to Beiman Mountain to see some terrain first. I don't know what it is." What's the meaning."

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