The White Lord of Hogwarts

Chapter 26 The thinnest book in the world is... (for further reading)
Love is looking at the twins, and the twins are also observing Love with fiery eyes.

One of them said in a singing tone: "Oh, you will definitely become an eternal legend! Because it's the first time I've seen the person who got the Sorting Hat stuck! You are really, really..."

"It's awesome!" The other of the twins picked up the words: "I bet I will never see that scene a second time in my life."

"how did you do that?"

"Is it really because there are many thoughts in your head?"

The two brothers sang together and cooperated very smoothly. Love couldn't resist them, so he could only change the subject: "The legend and so on are too exaggerated-the sorting ceremony is not over yet, and your brother Ron hasn't even been sorted yet." !"

The twin brothers were taken aback for a moment, then pointed at each other's hair and laughed.

"Really, this hair has become the business card of the Weasley family. We have never worried about which house Ron will be assigned to. If he is not in Gryffindor, we will look up to that kid instead. .”

"Yeah, those who can jump out of the shackles of the family are really powerful people. The whole family is Gryffindor. I'm tired of seeing it!"

Although the two said so, they still turned their gazes forward.

The initial M of Love's name is relatively late, and there are only three students behind him, including Ron Weasley, who starts with W.

"Lisa Dupin!"

"Ravenclaw!"

"Ron Weasley!"

"Gryffindor!"

Perhaps it was an illusion, but the sorting hat processed the sorting much faster, and the rest of the students came to conclusions as soon as the hat touched their heads.

"Cut, happiness is gone!"

"Our little brother has finally become an ordinary person." The twins looked disappointed.Ron was sorted into Gryffindor, which took a lot of fun out of the pair.

Amid the applause of everyone, Ron ran straight to Harry and sat down. Looking at his expression, he could only describe it in four words: the rest of his life.He had been worried about being sorted into Slytherin or Hufflepuff just now, and now that worry had disappeared.

Now that the sorting ceremony was over, the twins turned their energies back to Love, and one of the twins offered to introduce herself, "Hey, I'm Fred and I'm sitting next to George, so don't mess with us." Confused, George hates being called Fred the most. Of course, I can offer a secret to tell us apart, which is that George has a birthmark on his ass, and I don't have..."

"My name is Love, Love Moen." Love interrupted Fred hastily. God knows what his reputation will become if he continues talking.

As for the method of distinguishing Fred and George, Love's method is simply not to distinguish. Anyway, he thinks that the twin brothers will probably act together all the time. Then he only needs to call one of them by name, or Don't call anyone's name, just use "hey" or "hello" instead of the name, which is a first-class prevarication method.

After the sorting ceremony, Professor Albus Dumbledore stood up, looked at the students with a smile on his face, and stretched out his arms to them: "Welcome! Welcome to Hogwarts to start a new school year! At the banquet Before we start, I would like to say a few words, which are: Idiots! Scream! Dregs! Twist! Thank you all!"

After this strange but brief pre-dinner speech, a host of food appeared out of thin air on the table's plates: roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops, lamb chops, sausages, steaks, boiled potatoes, baked potatoes, Crisps, Yorkshire pudding, pea shoots, carrots, gravy, ketchup and mint hard candies.

Looking at the meals in front of him, Love couldn't help but sigh: the meals at Hogwarts are too mediocre.The sumptuous dishes in front of us look very attractive at first glance, but in fact, they reveal the poor imagination of British dishes everywhere. A large amount of high-quality meat is simply roasted, and the seasoning is only some common sauces. juice.Love's evaluation of this form of cuisine is: there is a beauty of the Western Zhou Dynasty.

The vegetables that accompany the meal are even more of a nightmare. To sum it up in one sentence, it is the fancy cooking of potatoes and 99 ways to eat carrots, which disappointed Love very much.In a way, Indian gooey dishes are better than these British dishes.

Hogwarts proved with strength that the thinnest book in the world is the British cookbook.

Seeing Love sigh, Fred and George were a little puzzled.

"What's the matter? Are you regretting that your belly is not big enough?" Fred asked with a smile.

Love: ...

He hesitated for a while, not knowing whether to speak his mind.

"Huh?" Fred noticed the change in Love's mood. After a little analysis, he came to a slightly surprising conclusion: Love seems to be disgusted with these dishes?
"You don't think these dishes are rich enough, do you?" Fred's eyes widened, as if he had seen a ghost: "Which country are you the prince of?"

His voice not only attracted the attention of his younger brother George, but also the ghost Nick who was sitting on one side, and Harry, Ron and Percy who were sitting opposite.

This was the first time they had heard that someone felt that the banquet dishes at Hogwarts were not rich enough.

"The richness is very rich, but I think the canteen is a bit wasteful in the processing of these raw materials." Seeing so many people looking over, Love also simply pointed out the problems with these meals.

"Look at these beef, most of them are marinated and roasted. This is a very delicious way, but it is too wasteful to treat all of them like this. You can use part of it to make beef goulash and curry beef. , Potato Stew, or Beef Wellington—this is because I considered that this is Western Europe, so I didn’t list the ways to eat beef in Central Asia and East Asia!”

These words directly silenced the people present.

It would be fine if Love was messing around, everyone would just laugh it off, but what Love said now seems very reasonable, is the Hogwarts recipe really a bit too monotonous?

Listening to the names of the dishes reported by Love, the steaks on the plates of many little wizards were no longer delicious.

"And chicken, in my opinion, the school's handling of chicken is almost a nightmare," Love couldn't stop bombarding the dishes: "In my opinion, it's almost impossible to spread some sauce on the chicken and stuff it in the oven." It’s a waste of money. We can obviously remove the chicken breast, cut it into willows, and put flour and bread crumbs to make fried chicken tenders. We can obviously stew or roast chicken wings and drumsticks with spices and vegetables to produce a hundred kinds of flavors. Chicken racks could be deep fried and made the most delicious snack, but we did nothing but put the whole chicken in the oven, what a sacrilege to life!"

"The fried chicken rack is so delicious! Just imagine, in the dead of night, you are chatting with your friends, when someone brings out a fried and crispy chicken rack, and another person brings out a bottle of iced drink, how pleasant it is ?”

Listening to Love's words, the Adam's apples of the little wizards around all trembled obviously: Everyone was aroused.

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The second one is here!
(End of this chapter)