Three Kingdoms: The Guan Family's Rebellious Son, Long Blessing Jing Xiang

Chapter 360 What's the matter, your bones are itchy?

Zhang Fei, who is now in Dangqu Bameng Mountain, is not far from Guan Lin.

But the road to Shu is more difficult than going to the blue sky, and it is still quite difficult to walk by land.

It can be in stark contrast to the land route, since ancient times it is the easiest way to enter Shu along the river.

If Jingzhou enters Sichuan by water, there are two, one is the Han River between Xiangfan, passing through Nanxiang County, to Xicheng, and from here upstream to Hanzhong.

This is the most convenient way, but because Hanzhong was not captured, Xiangyang and Hanzhong could not be connected.

Then there is only another way to go, that is, the route that Liu Bei was invited by Liu Zhang to go west to Yizhou.

That is, starting from Jiangling, passing through Zigui, going up the river, passing through Berkshire, to Jiangyang, and from here to Chengdu via Luoshui River.

Of course, if the destination is not Chengdu, but "Dangqu", but "Bameng Mountain" Zhang Fei, there is no doubt that the next waterway will be much more convenient.

At dawn, after staying up all night, Guan Lin finally finished the latest chapter of "God of War: The Biography of Zhang Fei", which is about the battle between Zhang Fei and Cao Xiu. After the most glorious battle of Dangqu, he quickly encountered the battle of Waterloo...

At this moment, the paper of this chapter has been put into a bamboo tube, sealed with red lacquer, and departed from Xiangyang, first went to Jiangling by land, then took water from Jiangling, and then sent it to Zhang Fei by land.

It was daylight, and it was not yet time for the gates of Xiangyang City to open. In this matter, the gates dormant like giant beasts suddenly opened, and in an instant, a flying horse left the city, along the official road, straight all the way to the west!
Zhang Xingcai told the messenger that his father was waiting urgently, so he had to hurry...

Guan Lin also ordered the messenger to hurry up, because although Uncle Zhang was sure of winning the battle of Dangqu, he couldn't stand the fact that this battle was integrated with the subsequent battle of Xiabian. They must be connected together, and Uncle Zhang must be "connected all together"... Then, try to realize something as early as possible.

There are still some merchants and farmers waiting in front of the city gate, planning to enter the city when the city gate is wide open.

I never thought that the gate opened ahead of time, let alone that a fast horse whizzed by like lightning, before I could see the messenger's face clearly, the man and the horse had already disappeared at the end of the official road.

These merchants and farmers couldn't help but think to themselves:

——"In such a hurry?Could it be that something big happened! 』

Almost at the same time…

Guan Lin in the official office took a cup of morning tea from Zhang Xingcai and took a sip.

But because of the newly written chapters in "God of War Zhang Fei Biography", he couldn't help but draw his thoughts to the Bameng Mountain, the Dangqu battlefield...

He couldn't help but muttered in his heart:

——"Third Uncle Zhang, take your time playing, don't let this new chapter just blow you away before you receive it!" 』

can't float...

As soon as a person floats, he will soon be hit with a steel knife in the back.

Zhang Xingcai on the side looked at Guan Lin's sleepy and blurred eyes, knowing that he stayed up all night, and felt very distressed.

But... still told Guan Lin a message she received last night.

"Yunqi, do you know who is accompanying my mother and Mrs. Huang to Xiangyang this time?"

"Who?" Guan Lin asked subconsciously.

Zhang Xingcai blurted out: "It's the old general Huang Zhong Huang who fought with your father in Changsha... He is the one who escorted mother and Mrs. Huang to Xiangyang."

"Huang Zhong?"

Guan Lin mumbled the name again, and what came to his mind was a face like topaz, eyes like copper bells, gray hair, white beard fluttering, short and strong, with a big head and square face...

Then the most, most, and most important thing is the image of the old general who is old and strong, majestic, but soft-hearted.

besides…

Guan Lin also thought of the four words about this old general-a hundred steps through Yang.

He also thought of a weapon that Guan Lin had been neglecting, but it was the old general's killer weapon-bow.

That's right, Guan Lin has played with crossbows for so long, but he has never put any effort into the bow!

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The land of Bashu, within the territory of Baguo, Dangqu.

Today, the Bameng Mountain here... two armies of tens of thousands of soldiers from Wei and Shu are gathered. Zhang Fei and Zhang Yun are stationed at the entrance of the valley, blocking the entrance of the valley, while the other is condescending, waiting for an opportunity to break through!

If you count the Shu army stationed at "Wakou Village" not far from Bameng Mountain, and the soldiers and horses of Xiahoushang and Xiahoude stationed at "Dangkou Village", more than [-] soldiers have gathered in Dangqu, and [-] surname!

It seems that this place has become the eye of the storm in the entire Bashu area!
When it comes to the [-] people, it has to be mentioned that the Bacon (cong Ersheng) tribe originally lived here, and their totem is a white tiger with a dot in the middle.

Such a totem can be said to have a great origin...

During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, King Zhaoxiang of Qin had a white tiger that caused disasters in Shu, Ba, and Han, harming more than a thousand people. So King Zhao recruited those who could kill white tigers in the country, and rewarded thousands of families in the city with a hundred dollars of gold.

The ones who received the notice were the Bayi people here. They could be used as "crossbows" of white bamboos, and they could go up to the tower and shoot the white tigers...they were rewarded by King Zhaoxiang of Qin to the whole family.

Since then, this tribe has lived here from generation to generation, and it has been given no rent for a hectare of land (no rent for less than one hectare of land), ten wives are not counted (poll tax for only one person for marrying ten wives); Those who hurt people can be exempted from punishment according to the situation), and those who kill people can redeem their death with money (tàn) (the one who kills can use money to redeem his life) and a series of privileges.

As for the reason, it was to win over this Bayi tribe.

What Zhang Fei and Zhang He are fighting for is the Bacon tribe here who are "good at bows and crossbows"!
Today, more than [-] Bacon people are temporarily resettled in this Bameng Mountain...

Zhang He blocked them and prevented them from escaping.

Zhang Fei blocked Zhang He, pretending to trap Zhang He to death here!

The two sides were at war at the mouth of the Bameng Valley, and the whole situation was turbulent.

Zhang He today...

He stood on Bameng Mountain, a cliff in front of the "Mughead" army stronghold, overlooking everything at the foot of the mountain.

Qujiang flows through Quxian County, but it does not pass through it in a word, but forms a circle in the east of Quxian County, just like a Tai Chi.

Bameng Mountain is just in the center of the roundabout, surrounded by water, and there are mountains in the water!
And due to the evaporation of water vapor, Bameng Mountain is shrouded in clouds and mist all year round, so it is vague, and Zhang Yun can only roughly see Zhang Feijun's general cloth village!

The specific details need to be sent back continuously by scouts and horse explorers...

"What can I do..."

In stark contrast to Zhang Xi's "quiet as a virgin" is Han Hao who is on the side. He looks a little anxious, and he can't help stomping his feet in dejection.

This is because, during the five days when Zhang Fei blocked the entrance of the Bameng Valley, Zhang Yun, relying on flying pigeons to pass on letters, made an agreement with the two generals Xiahou in Dangkou Village to attack Zhang Fei's camp...

But who would have thought that Zhang Fei looked rough, but his camp was as solid as gold, with deep ditches all over and dense antlers.

He even took the lead and kept the key points, many places are one man guarding the gate and ten thousand men not opening...

Obviously, Cao's army was twice as strong as the enemy, and they were still attacking from front to back, but somehow they couldn't get in. The Taniguchi was defended like a rock by him, so they had to retreat in despair.

This caused the morale of the entire Zhang Yun army to plummet...

"If I knew this, I shouldn't have waited for Zhang Fei to attack Bameng Mountain. When he raided Wakou Village, he should... he should have gone to support it. It's better than being trapped in this mountain now. He can't attack, but we also Can't go down... eh... eh..."

Han Hao stomped his feet again and again...

These words were completely unpleasant to Zhang He's ears.

He was thinking, Zhang Fei...a brave and foolhardy man, when he raided Wakou Village, Zhang He didn't have to take the risk to meet his sharp edge, and fought steadily, Zhang Fei would definitely expose his weaknesses.

Unexpectedly, five days...instead of a stalemate for five full days, all Zhang Fei showed was bravery and strategy, which surprised Zhang Yun.

People say that he is good at attacking, but who would have thought that he guards the dangerous points...and the defense is so tight, where is there any lack of intelligence?

Zhang He was also drunk...

Could it be that he made a mistake in his judgment?
Isn't Zhang Fei a reckless man?
"call…"

Zhang He also let out a long breath helplessly.

But at this moment, "Report—" a soldier came to report, "The scouts found that the enemy general Zhang Fei was kicking Cuju with his soldiers in front of the formation at noon today. ..."

Well…

Cuju?drunk?
When the word "cuju" came to Zhang Xi's ears, he was not too surprised or surprised.

Cuju...As early as the Warring States period, it was a popular entertainment game among the people, and it has become a method of military training in the Han Dynasty...

During the Battle of Chibi, Cao Cao also organized his soldiers to pass Cuju training to maintain their state and physical strength. The so-called "the army is fine now, let's use Cuju"!
It is understandable that Zhang Fei let the soldiers maintain their state through Cuju.

But...drunk...

When the word "drunk" came to Zhang Xi's ear, he was alert and quickly noticed a different smell.

Based on his understanding, this black Zhang Fei would often miss things when he drank.

Even when Zhang Fei got drunk and threw Xuzhou, Liu Bei's wife was lost!
When Zhang Fei saw Liu Bei, Zhang Fei wanted to apologize by committing suicide, but Liu Bei stopped him and uttered the famous words: "Brothers are like brothers and feet, wives are like clothes; clothes that are torn can be mended; no?"

This sentence has been widely circulated in the market, and Zhang Xi knows it even more!

It's just that the cause and effect of "brothers are like siblings and wives are like clothes" is not because of Zhang Fei's "drunkness" mistake?

"Hehe..." Immediately, the corners of Zhang Yun's mouth opened, changing from the previous overcast clouds, and showing a few shallow smiles.

He said with emotion: "Sure enough, Black Zhangfei is still the same Black Zhangfei, he still drinks...he still makes mistakes!"

With a happy smile and renewed confidence, Zhang Xi quickly ordered the soldiers, "Lead the way ahead and find a place where the clouds and mists are thin. This general wants to see that drunk black Zhang Fei with his own eyes!"

It seemed that Zhang Yun had found Zhang Fei's weakness and the key to breaking the game all at once.

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At the foot of Bameng Mountain, at the mouth of the valley, and in front of the Shu army's camp, a Cuju competition is going on.

Cuju is the original form of "football". This sport, which has been popular in China for more than 300 years and originated from Linzi, the capital of Qi State in the Warring States Period, is now being held at the foot of Bameng Mountain in full swing.

Numerous soldiers watched, and the Cuju competition was very intense.

Speaking of which, in the ancient Cuju, there were 16 people on one side, and Zhang Fei staggered, and also participated in the drunken state. He was the "ball head", which was responsible for "kick-off" and "shooting".

To be more precise... is responsible for shooting the ball through the "Merry Eye"!
In the Cuju competition, there is a high net. There is a hole in the net called "Merry Eye". If you shoot the ball into it, you will score...it is called "one chip"!
According to the rules, the left team kicks off first, and all the balls are taken from the "ball head"...

Pass the ball to the "seeker", and then pass the ball between the five positions according to the rules. The hands are not allowed to touch the ball, the ball must not land, and finally pass back to the "ball head", and the "ball head" shoots the ball, that is, the ball passes through the "ball head". Merry eyes" is one point.

Because before each shot, it must pass through the other five positions, and the opponent can also grab it... Therefore, it is not easy for Zhang Fei as the "ball head" to kick the goal.

At this moment, the ball from Zhang Fei's team was cut off again.

Zhang Fei got angry and drunk, he yelled, "A group of idiots, they can't even protect the ball, fuck you, get off..."

Zhang Fei's tone was full of impoliteness.

Finally, he broke the ball back again, but this time... when he passed it to Zhang Fei, he made another mistake.

Zhang Fei's shooting posture was all set up, but he kicked lonely, but let the opponent intercept him. With a cooperation, he finally kicked the ball past the "Merry Eye".

With the sound of gongs and drums, the whole game ended, and Zhang Fei lost by one goal.

This time Zhang Fei will quit...

"I'm so angry...I'm so angry, I don't want to lose face for kicking something!"

Zhang Fei was furious, he exploded, because he was drunk, he picked up the pawn who just gave him a wrong pass.

This soldier is also a strong man, but when he faced Zhang Fei, he was like an obedient quail, and he was picked up by Zhang Fei without any effort, "No fighting spirit, all skills, no shame, no bottom line... the kick is right." What the hell? It was cut off twice... I can't beat you to death!"

Zhang Fei liked to whip his soldiers when he was drunk...

This is very famous in the barracks of the past.

But this time...

Originally, the soldiers thought that the rumors were wrong, because Zhang Fei led them to raid Wakou, so much money, horses...all were generously distributed to the soldiers, and the soldiers thought that Zhang Fei loved soldiers like sons?

Who would have thought... After being drunk, General Zhang seems to have returned to his original nature, becoming as brutal as ever!

Sure enough, Zhang Fei took the cane whip, and with the sound of "cracking", he whipped the soldier's body three times in a row, and the whip was bloody and bloody...

At this time, more than a dozen people from the same team begged for mercy, "General Zhang...please forgive him!"

"Grandma, you still plead for him, do you think you are right?" Zhang Fei looked furious, "If you lose this Cuju competition, none of you are innocent..."

That's right, no snowflake is innocent when an avalanche occurs!
Zhang Fei flicked the cane whip, and now...the city gate caught fire, which affected the fish in the pond, and the dozens of people also suffered.

This time it was the other party's turn to request, but there were no exceptions, it just made Zhang Fei flog more people...

Zhang Fei, who was drunk, did not make sense at all.

"I beat you to death, beat you to death—"

Zhang Fei was roaring, whipping, roaring, whipping... the whole valley reverberated, and the lingering sound lingered for a long time.

This scene was clearly seen by Zhang He, who ventured down from Mount Bameng to visit...

Han Hao on the side looked at the unimaginable scene in front of the Shu army in astonishment, "This... this is too... too incredible!"

As if, Han Hao felt that the scene in front of him was too weird...

So weird that he didn't believe it.

Who would have thought that a general would whip and punish his own soldiers in front of the battle, in front of the enemy and our army, like this... Will the soldiers still obey him?
"Haha..." Zhang He laughed out loud, "If it was someone else, I would still be suspicious, but Zhang Fei, he has always been like this... His temper, as long as he drinks, he will definitely make mistakes, and as long as he drinks, he will definitely whip the soldiers. This is his greatest weakness!"

Zhang He showed some sly eyes, as if suddenly, he felt that "breaking through", and even annihilating the enemy, did not seem to be a very difficult task.

"Zhang Fei is still floating. After blocking our army's attacks a few times, he felt that the camp was impenetrable. He looked down on us and dared to drink so drunk in the barracks. He will lose this battle!"

Speaking of this, Zhang Yun's eyes were as sharp as a knife.

The scene in front of him confirmed his conjecture, Zhang Fei was still that rough guy with no plans, and for such a rough guy, he would definitely reveal his biggest weakness, and then set himself on fire.

"What does the general mean? Let's join forces with General Xiahou on the outskirts and take advantage of the situation again?"

Han Hao asked.

"No!" Zhang He waved his hand. At this moment, Zhang He showed his usual "smart change", or cunning, and he stared at Zhang Fei's gate with piercing eyes:
"Continue to observe, and report the status of the enemy army to this general every day... How many people does Zhang Fei whip every day? When is he drunk? When is he kicking the ball? This general must know all these things!"

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"Three Generals..."

In the middle of the night, Wu Lan quietly entered Zhang Fei's camp.

Wu Lan heard about what happened at noon today, and came here after knowing that Zhang Fei was beating the soldiers after he was drunk.

You know, since resisting Cao Jun's attacks several times and forcing Cao Jun to retreat in embarrassment, there have been two or three days of peace, but Mr. Zhang is a restless master, and he can't help but want to drink once he is peaceful.

If there was no wine, the soldiers were ordered to buy it in nearby villages or county towns... After going back and forth, the entire military camp was filled with the smell of alcohol.

Especially the tent where Zhang Fei was.

This is a dangerous sign.

Who doesn't know, this Mr. Zhang has a weird temper, especially when he is drunk, it is common to whip soldiers...

On the other hand, she came here for whatever she was worried about. Wu Lan was leading troops on patrol today, and when she returned to the camp, she saw a group of soldiers with their heads downcast. It was as if, in just one day, the morale of the entire army plummeted to the bottom!

After careful questioning, I realized that... it was Mr. Zhang who whipped the soldiers again.

Wu Lan realized that this was very dangerous, so he immediately wrote a letter and sent it to Jiangzhou, presenting it to Liu Bei and Fazheng...

Then they came to Zhang Fei's army camp, but the strange thing is that Zhang Fei was not in the account...

Instead, a candle was lit on the table, and under the bright candle was a thick volume of books.

——"The three generals still read the art of war at night? 』

Wu Lan found it incredible, and while there was no one in the big tent, she went over to see what art of war Zhang Fei was reading.

It can be seen that it is neither "Sun Tzu's Art of War", "Wu Zi", nor "Six Secret Teachings", "Wei Liao Zi", "Sima Law" and other mainstream art of war. In terms of content... it seems to be a story.

Wu Lan couldn't help but opened the book, but saw a few large characters written on the cover:

——"God of War: The Biography of Zhang Fei"...

Among them, the content that is being opened is No. 20 five chapters - thick but fine, fake idiots, fake drunkenness, lure snakes out of holes, catch thieves in dreams!
This…

When Wu Lan saw this topic, she thought it was cool.

How can there be such a long chapter title.

You must know that the military books of the ancients were restricted by the weight, storage, and transportation of the bamboo slips. They paid attention to being highly concise, not talking nonsense, not writing long essays, and not wasting resources... Therefore, the words of Fu are often four-character, and the books of war and stories are often able to read. Save is save...

But this "God of War Zhang Fei's Biography" just looks at the title...it's so long, it's destined to be flooded!
However, considering the use of paper, it is actually okay and acceptable.

Wu Lan couldn't help but stare at the topic again, "Pretending to be insane, pretending to be drunk, luring snakes out of their holes? Catch a thief in a dream?"

He chanted it first, that is, this time...

In an instant, Wu Lan suddenly figured out something.

He repeated: "Pretending to be drunk, pretending to be insane... isn't it intentional to pretend to be stupid? Wait... the three generals, the three generals were drunk and whipped the soldiers during the day, could it be... intentional? "

Just when Wu Lan thought of this...

The sound of "Treading" footsteps suddenly came from the door, Wu Lan turned her head, but she was looking at Zhang Fei who had returned.

At this moment, his leopard eyes are round, and his eyes are piercing, waiting for Wu Lan...

Wu Lan felt quite pervasive...

But at this time.

Zhang Fei roared again: "General Wu, you are so courageous, you sent a messenger this afternoon, and you are the one who complained to my elder brother, right?"

"What's the matter? Your bones are itchy too? Do you want to get a hundred lashes from me? Coincidentally, my hand is also itchy!"

Hearing this, Wu Lan felt like her legs were weak with fright...

There is even a feeling of going to pee!
If it's written in the book "Cheating to be drunk, pretending to be insane", then what is Wu Lan?He's here to match Mr. Zhang's acting skills, is he here for a fight?
At this moment, Wu Lan felt bitter!

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(End of this chapter)