Three Kingdoms: The Guan Family's Rebellious Son, Long Blessing Jing Xiang
Chapter 79 Who Is the Father?
Chapter 79 Who is the father of this three-acre land?
Time flies, two days passed in a flash.
On this night, the night wind was warm, and Guan Yu and Ma Liang sat on the soft bed in the study.
On the table in the middle, a chess board was placed, and the two played chess with great interest.
Guan Yu went first with the white pieces in his hand, and Ma Liang held the black pieces. The two played against each other for more than a hundred hands, and the situation on the chessboard gradually became clear.
Ma Liang also slowly opened the chatter box.
"Jingnan has a bumper harvest this year. The counties of Changsha and Guiyang alone have harvested a full 30 shi of grain. The armory from Changsha City also arrived in Jiangling this morning, a total of [-] knives."
There is joy in Ma Liang's words.
Guan Yu squinted his eyes, and dropped the white piece in his hand onto the chessboard, blocking Ma Liang's attack.
"In this way, the supplies for the Northern Expedition have been fully replenished." Guan Yu stroked his beard, "If it is true that according to the "Xiangshui delimitation" agreement, there will be no supplies from Changsha and Guiyang counties. When will the idea be completed?"
Ma Liang's expression darkened, Luo Zi's hand shook slightly, and Hei Zi fell to the ground.
He could hear that when Guan Yu said these words, his tone was filled with infinite joy and even some fear.
A mere "Letter of Guilt", in exchange for the safety of the three counties, is really a big profit!
Ma Liang picked up the fallen sunspots and threw them on the chessboard again, "Although the fourth son is not as outstanding as the 'Hong Qigong' for keeping the three counties of Changsha, it is enough to show his foresight and foresight. In this regard, I can't help but admire Ah, or maybe this is the reason why he showed his sharpness, and even hurt Guan Gong by mistake!"
"That kid..."
Guan Yu squeezed the white piece in his hand.
In fact, in his heart, he recognized Guan Lin's excellent eyesight, but he would not show this "recognition" in words and deeds, Guan Yu changed the subject, "Recently, I haven't heard any reports about the follow-up battle of Hefei! "
As Guan Yu said...
Doing the math, it has been seven or eight days since Zhang Babai defeated Sun Shiwan in the first battle.
But in the direction of Hefei, the weather is calm...
This quietness was too weird, and it also made Guan Yu worry a lot.
Ma Liang gave birth to another son, "Could it be possible that Guan Gong thought that there was still hope for Marquis Wu in the battle of Hefei?"
When this question was raised, Guan Yu subconsciously recalled that before, Zhou Cang mentioned to him the "unashamed" words left by that kid Guan Lin at the Mi's gambling house.
"Ha ha…"
Thinking of this, Guan Yu couldn't help laughing out loud, and Ma Hao asked curiously, "Why is Guan Gong laughing?"
Guan Yu's hand that was about to drop his hand paused, raised his eyes and smiled and said, "Does Ji Chang think that if a person doesn't get hard in front of 10 people, can he still get hard afterward?"
Ah... hard... hard!
"Hahahaha...hahahaha..." Ma Liang laughed suddenly, and his smile was a bit unrefined, "Guan Gong, Guan Gong, how could you say such a witty phrase, hahaha..."
Ma Liang was amused by Guan Yu's words, and after a while, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.
He opened the mouth and said: "Speaking of which, after counting the time, the letter sent to Chengdu will arrive soon. My lord and the military adviser will definitely breathe a sigh of relief when they see the letter and know the results of the battle in Hefei and that Jingzhou is safe! I don't know... They see How should you feel when you read Guan Gong's sinful letter?"
Hearing this, Guan Yu raised his eyes and pondered, "Brother and Kong Ming...hehe, that kid deserves it!"
at this time…
"Treading" footsteps came from outside the door, "General Guan", but saw Zhou Cang striding into the study, and bowed to Guan Yu with his hands clasped.
"Where's Yunqi?" Guan Yu asked, seeing that Zhou Cang was alone.
Just now, he specially asked Zhou Cang to call Guan Lin, just to take advantage of Ma Liang's presence and ask about the follow-up matters of the Hefei battlefield.
Since this kid was right about the first battle, let's just listen to his views on the development of the situation in the Hefei battlefield.
only…
Zhou Cang searched the entire Guan mansion, and there was no sign of Guan Lin.
Having said that, this is not the first time Guan Yu called Guan Lin for questioning.
But recently, it was too difficult to find Guan Lin in the Guan mansion.
This kid leaves early and returns late...he is mysterious all day long.
As for where he went?Who are you with?
Zhou Cang also asked everyone, but no one knew!
Even when he returned home and when he left the mansion has become a mystery.
"Report to General Guan, Fourth Young Master is not in the mansion!"
Zhou Cang reported the truth.
"Not here again?" Guan Yu frowned, as a father, he wanted to see his son once, why did he find it so difficult!
Guan Yu's voice was low, "Isn't Hong Qigong's case already closed? What? His thief Cao's mansion is busier than his father's business?"
Speaking of this, Guan Yu added another question: "What has Yunqi been doing these past few days?"
This problem was difficult for Zhou Cang again.
He was a hulking man, scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, and said eagerly: "General Guan also knows about Fourth Young Master's temperament, if he finds out and sends someone to follow him, he will definitely..."
Zhou Cang's words still have lingering fears.
The implication is, this young master, I, Zhou Cang, dare not send anyone to follow.
But under the gaze of Guan Yu's cold Danfeng eyes, Zhou Cang couldn't help but add a sentence: "If General Guan has an order, tomorrow, the last general will send someone to secretly protect Fourth Young Master Zhou Quan."
Zhou Cang was also speechless.
——"You father and son are both masters!I'm a grandson, can't I? 』
Just as Zhou Cang's voice fell...
"No need!" Guan Yu sighed, and said coldly: "You are right, according to this kid's temperament, if he was found to be staring at him, he would question me in public if he didn't keep it right, let me do it again. A letter of guilt!"
This…
Ma Liang heard all the conversation between Guan Yu and Zhou Cang.
He found that Guan Yu had changed...and this change was very sudden.
He will take the initiative to think from Guan Lin's perspective, and will deliberately take care of Guan Lin's mood.
Although the words were somewhat cold and his father was aloof, the relationship between father and son was tantamount to a great relaxation, and even Guan Gong no longer had the "overbearing" that he used to have.
I have to say, this is a huge change for Guan Gong!
"Guan Gong..." At this moment, Zhou Cang spoke again.
Guan Yu raised his eyes to signal that he would speak up if he had something to say.
Zhou Cang continued: "Although the Fourth Young Master was not found, just now... I received the news from the spies in the city that Hong Qigong has disappeared!"
Well…
As soon as these words came out, Guan Yu and Ma Liang raised their heads together.
It seems that the two have a stronger interest in "Hong Qigong".
"Yes..." Zhou Cang was about to speak when Guan Yu stood up suddenly.
"Wait!" Guan Yu looked back at Ma Liang, "Ji Chang wait for me a moment."
Generally speaking, it must be for urination.
Sure enough, Guan Yu strode out of here, Zhou Cang was going to follow, Guan Yu signaled him to stay here...
Soon, Guan Yu's figure disappeared into the dark night.
There are three huts in Guanfu, but they are all far away from this study.
At this moment, the "Hong Qigong" reported by Zhou Cang was whetting Guan Yu's appetite, Guan Yu didn't bother to go to the latrine, he just walked to the corner of the courtyard outside the study, and walked step by step towards the dark place.
When he arrived at the darkest place, he paced forward, just as he took off his pants, he found someone on the other side of the wall.
Guan Yu poked his head out.
But... in the dark, a young man was crossing his legs, facing the corner, humming a melody and extremely urinating ditty, while letting the "Zizi" sound resound from the corner.
Guan Yu was taken aback, who would be so courageous?Dare to pee in front of his study in Guan Yu's mansion.
Looking for a good angle, taking advantage of the moonlight, Guan Yu's Danfeng eyes glanced at the young man's cheek in the darkness.
In an instant, a familiar face appeared.
"Yunqi?"
Guan Yu exclaimed...
The one who urinates and urinates anywhere in Guan's mansion is actually his son who has "valued more and more" recently-Guan Lin, Guan Yunqi!
Speaking of which, Guan Lin just came back.
For the past two days, he was exhausted.
The Beggar Gang has just been established, although he, the "true" leader of the gang, does not need to show his face, but he still needs to set many sect rules himself.
In addition, there needs to be items that can represent his "true" leader and call the shots.
As well as the daily tasks of these two thousand disciples.
No way, let them eat dry rice every day!
In addition to the routine begging, Guan Lin set foot in Jiangling City and selected many important points. While begging, these beggars need to pay close attention to all information in their respective Dianwei and collect all information.
Because, for the time being, the intelligence collection has not been specific to a certain person, so... cast out the net, and pay attention to their every move and every move of all the important and respectable people in Jiangling City.
Besides, how do beggar gang disciples get promoted?
The rights corresponding to each generation of disciples?
And how to distinguish disciples of different generations?
... It can be said that Guan Lin has to arrange and arrange everything in person.
Besides, there is the plan to make money...
Guan Lin also repeatedly deduced, trying to ensure that nothing goes wrong.
These two days, Guan Lin was really busy. He wished he could break his head into two pieces and use it. He was exhausted like a dog.
It is not an exaggeration to say that when he returned to Guan Mansion, he was already groggy and his head was about to explode. It happened that his bladder was swollen and he wanted to urinate, so he simply peed in the corner outside the Guan Mansion's study.
Anyway, it was so dark that even if someone saw it, they wouldn't know who it was.
He was urinating, while happily humming a very "advanced" poem in later generations - "Let's go pee together, you, peeed a line; I, peed a hole!"
At this moment, he suddenly looked up and saw his father!
I was taken aback...
It's okay to see Dad, he is also peeing.
This is a bit... a coincidence, isn't it.
Guan Yu: "..."
Guan Lin: "..."
Guan Yu: "..."
Guan Lin: "Father, you read "Spring and Autumn", how can you urinate anywhere? Isn't this unhygienic?"
Guan Yu was dumbfounded for a moment, his red phoenix eyes opened and closed, and the stare was bigger than the copper bell.
——"Is this the villain's first complaint? 』
He opened his mouth, but found that what he wanted to say was preempted by Guan Lin, and he was speechless.
Is the rhythm wrong?
Who is the father?
Guan Yu was still entangled in it, but Guan Lin didn't intend to spare him at all.
"Father, you have read "Spring and Autumn" in vain. If you want to let the people in the city know that you urinate everywhere, then... your tall image will collapse in an instant!"
Speaking of this, Guan Lin changed the subject, "Father, you don't want others to know about your casual urination, do you?"
same recipe...
The same taste, last time it was Guan Yinping, this time it was Dad.
Guan Lin felt that he had firmly gained the upper hand. Looking at his father's eyes that almost turned green, it was obvious that this "little threat" was very useful, and he would use it more in the future!
"Cough cough..." Guan Yu coughed lightly, "Aren't you also here to urinate everywhere?"
"That's different." Guan Lin held his head high and held his chest high. He didn't look like he had done anything wrong. He was confident, "The so-called upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Dad urinates anywhere, and children follow suit, so naturally they will urinate everywhere." Solve it... The source of this matter lies with Dad!"
Uh…
Guan Yu felt a "bang" in his heart, as if he had been punched heavily by Guan Lin. Although this kid didn't practice martial arts, his words were like punches, and the "strength" was not light!
For a moment, Guan Yu fell into inexplicable embarrassment.
But Guan Lin, "Huh", "Ah"... two consecutive modal particles came out, and the tone was extremely high...
Guan Yu quickly whispered: "What are you talking about? Keep your voice down!"
After all, Guan Yu was defeated by "saving face".
Guan Lin pointed at the corner, "Dad, your urine is not right. The urine is a bit short. Dad is over 50 this year, right? You must be temperate and love yourself!"
——"Your uncle! 』
Guan Yu's anger came from his heart, because he was nervous just now, that's why he peed so short!
At the moment, he restrained his mind, and the muscles between his waist and abdomen were tense.
Zizizi... A torrent poured down like the Huangguoshu Waterfall, like a flood opening, directly smashing a deep hole in the corner of the wall.
After this operation, Guan Yu pinched his waist, muttering in his heart.
——"Boy, compared with your father, you are still far behind! 』
When Guan Lin saw this scene, he couldn't help giving a thumbs up.
"Father, the kidneys are not bad, but...but..."
but…
Guan Yu was convinced too.
——"What's the matter?Under such prehistoric power, wouldn't it work? 』
Seeing that, Guan Lin said softly: "But it's okay... It's just that Dad's urine is slightly cloudy, and the bubbles linger for a long time, which is mild high blood pressure! Dad should start paying attention, I know a 70-year-old Old man, his urine is much clearer than yours!"
blood pressure?
clear?
Is this a rhetoric in medical art?
Guan Yu didn't know medical skills, so he thought Guan Lin saw something, but soon, he shook his head.
When did this kid study medicine?
Can he see a hammer?
He said high blood pressure means high blood pressure?He said that if it is clear, is it clear?
What kind of blood pressure, I have never heard of it.
Just when Guan Yu was still thinking about it, Guan Lin put his chin in his mouth, thought for a while, and immediately said:
"Actually, it's not very serious, just be careful! Don't be too nervous, and make sure you sleep well, and... Dad, you have gained weight recently, so you need to control your figure."
If it wasn't for God's nervousness, guaranteed sleep, and body control, if it weren't for... fearing that this kid would talk nonsense and gossip about that Guan Yu would urinate anywhere, Guan Yu would have punched him directly.
This kid has to figure out, who is the father of this three-acre land?
"Ahem..." Guan Lin, on the other hand, spread out his hands after talking eloquently, "Father, I'm leaving!"
Turn around... Take a step, like the gesture of a winner.
Can just take a step.
"Wait!" Guan Yu couldn't help asking the question, "Is my father asking you for a question? Come with me..."
"I can't do it today." Guan Lin waved his hands again and again, "My child's brain is about to burst, hurry up tomorrow, hurry up tomorrow... When my head is relaxed, I will chat with my father again."
While talking, Guan Lin took another step to leave...
——"Is this kid rejecting me? 』
——"Why did you reject him under such circumstances? 』
Guan Yu was a little dumbfounded.
"Stop..." He snorted coldly. He wanted to force Guan Lin to go to the study, but he was still afraid of this kid.
After all, Guan Yu still has face.
He would always think that if this kid spread the word about tonight...then...
Guan Yu couldn't think about it at all, and couldn't bear to look straight at it!
"Father? What's the matter?" Guan Lin asked back.
Guan Yu was patient and opened his mouth: "After the first battle in Hefei, there has been no movement for a long time. What will happen on the next battlefield? Tell me briefly!"
Oh... this one!
Guan Lin pursed his lips, and he also admired his father's persistence.
He simply broke off his fingers and counted.
Because his head was a little dizzy and tired, he didn't care to organize his words, and said casually: "That Zhang Wenyuan hasn't shocked Xiaoyaojin yet, right? Then... five days, six days, seven days, that's one and a half days It's over! The Battle of Hefei will be over soon..."
Guan Lin is too tired...
Can't think so detailed, but roughly, he remembered.
After Zhang Babai defeated Sun Shiwan, only a few days later, Sun Shiwan was stabbed again without a long memory. The difference is that this time... the stabbing was worse than last time, and Sun Shiwan was stabbed back to his hometown. !
That's right...
Guan Lin thought about it carefully and made sure that he was right, so he waved his hand again, "Let's go!"
"stop!"
Guan Yu sneered again.
He felt that his majesty was being trampled on by this kid, but unfortunately, he couldn't do anything.
Guan Lin turned his head helplessly, "What's the matter? Dad, if you have something to say, can you finish it at once."
Guan Yu gritted his teeth slightly, and opened his mouth with great difficulty.
After a long time, a low voice came out of his mouth.
—— "Don't talk nonsense about what happened tonight!"
...
...
(End of this chapter)
Time flies, two days passed in a flash.
On this night, the night wind was warm, and Guan Yu and Ma Liang sat on the soft bed in the study.
On the table in the middle, a chess board was placed, and the two played chess with great interest.
Guan Yu went first with the white pieces in his hand, and Ma Liang held the black pieces. The two played against each other for more than a hundred hands, and the situation on the chessboard gradually became clear.
Ma Liang also slowly opened the chatter box.
"Jingnan has a bumper harvest this year. The counties of Changsha and Guiyang alone have harvested a full 30 shi of grain. The armory from Changsha City also arrived in Jiangling this morning, a total of [-] knives."
There is joy in Ma Liang's words.
Guan Yu squinted his eyes, and dropped the white piece in his hand onto the chessboard, blocking Ma Liang's attack.
"In this way, the supplies for the Northern Expedition have been fully replenished." Guan Yu stroked his beard, "If it is true that according to the "Xiangshui delimitation" agreement, there will be no supplies from Changsha and Guiyang counties. When will the idea be completed?"
Ma Liang's expression darkened, Luo Zi's hand shook slightly, and Hei Zi fell to the ground.
He could hear that when Guan Yu said these words, his tone was filled with infinite joy and even some fear.
A mere "Letter of Guilt", in exchange for the safety of the three counties, is really a big profit!
Ma Liang picked up the fallen sunspots and threw them on the chessboard again, "Although the fourth son is not as outstanding as the 'Hong Qigong' for keeping the three counties of Changsha, it is enough to show his foresight and foresight. In this regard, I can't help but admire Ah, or maybe this is the reason why he showed his sharpness, and even hurt Guan Gong by mistake!"
"That kid..."
Guan Yu squeezed the white piece in his hand.
In fact, in his heart, he recognized Guan Lin's excellent eyesight, but he would not show this "recognition" in words and deeds, Guan Yu changed the subject, "Recently, I haven't heard any reports about the follow-up battle of Hefei! "
As Guan Yu said...
Doing the math, it has been seven or eight days since Zhang Babai defeated Sun Shiwan in the first battle.
But in the direction of Hefei, the weather is calm...
This quietness was too weird, and it also made Guan Yu worry a lot.
Ma Liang gave birth to another son, "Could it be possible that Guan Gong thought that there was still hope for Marquis Wu in the battle of Hefei?"
When this question was raised, Guan Yu subconsciously recalled that before, Zhou Cang mentioned to him the "unashamed" words left by that kid Guan Lin at the Mi's gambling house.
"Ha ha…"
Thinking of this, Guan Yu couldn't help laughing out loud, and Ma Hao asked curiously, "Why is Guan Gong laughing?"
Guan Yu's hand that was about to drop his hand paused, raised his eyes and smiled and said, "Does Ji Chang think that if a person doesn't get hard in front of 10 people, can he still get hard afterward?"
Ah... hard... hard!
"Hahahaha...hahahaha..." Ma Liang laughed suddenly, and his smile was a bit unrefined, "Guan Gong, Guan Gong, how could you say such a witty phrase, hahaha..."
Ma Liang was amused by Guan Yu's words, and after a while, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.
He opened the mouth and said: "Speaking of which, after counting the time, the letter sent to Chengdu will arrive soon. My lord and the military adviser will definitely breathe a sigh of relief when they see the letter and know the results of the battle in Hefei and that Jingzhou is safe! I don't know... They see How should you feel when you read Guan Gong's sinful letter?"
Hearing this, Guan Yu raised his eyes and pondered, "Brother and Kong Ming...hehe, that kid deserves it!"
at this time…
"Treading" footsteps came from outside the door, "General Guan", but saw Zhou Cang striding into the study, and bowed to Guan Yu with his hands clasped.
"Where's Yunqi?" Guan Yu asked, seeing that Zhou Cang was alone.
Just now, he specially asked Zhou Cang to call Guan Lin, just to take advantage of Ma Liang's presence and ask about the follow-up matters of the Hefei battlefield.
Since this kid was right about the first battle, let's just listen to his views on the development of the situation in the Hefei battlefield.
only…
Zhou Cang searched the entire Guan mansion, and there was no sign of Guan Lin.
Having said that, this is not the first time Guan Yu called Guan Lin for questioning.
But recently, it was too difficult to find Guan Lin in the Guan mansion.
This kid leaves early and returns late...he is mysterious all day long.
As for where he went?Who are you with?
Zhou Cang also asked everyone, but no one knew!
Even when he returned home and when he left the mansion has become a mystery.
"Report to General Guan, Fourth Young Master is not in the mansion!"
Zhou Cang reported the truth.
"Not here again?" Guan Yu frowned, as a father, he wanted to see his son once, why did he find it so difficult!
Guan Yu's voice was low, "Isn't Hong Qigong's case already closed? What? His thief Cao's mansion is busier than his father's business?"
Speaking of this, Guan Yu added another question: "What has Yunqi been doing these past few days?"
This problem was difficult for Zhou Cang again.
He was a hulking man, scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, and said eagerly: "General Guan also knows about Fourth Young Master's temperament, if he finds out and sends someone to follow him, he will definitely..."
Zhou Cang's words still have lingering fears.
The implication is, this young master, I, Zhou Cang, dare not send anyone to follow.
But under the gaze of Guan Yu's cold Danfeng eyes, Zhou Cang couldn't help but add a sentence: "If General Guan has an order, tomorrow, the last general will send someone to secretly protect Fourth Young Master Zhou Quan."
Zhou Cang was also speechless.
——"You father and son are both masters!I'm a grandson, can't I? 』
Just as Zhou Cang's voice fell...
"No need!" Guan Yu sighed, and said coldly: "You are right, according to this kid's temperament, if he was found to be staring at him, he would question me in public if he didn't keep it right, let me do it again. A letter of guilt!"
This…
Ma Liang heard all the conversation between Guan Yu and Zhou Cang.
He found that Guan Yu had changed...and this change was very sudden.
He will take the initiative to think from Guan Lin's perspective, and will deliberately take care of Guan Lin's mood.
Although the words were somewhat cold and his father was aloof, the relationship between father and son was tantamount to a great relaxation, and even Guan Gong no longer had the "overbearing" that he used to have.
I have to say, this is a huge change for Guan Gong!
"Guan Gong..." At this moment, Zhou Cang spoke again.
Guan Yu raised his eyes to signal that he would speak up if he had something to say.
Zhou Cang continued: "Although the Fourth Young Master was not found, just now... I received the news from the spies in the city that Hong Qigong has disappeared!"
Well…
As soon as these words came out, Guan Yu and Ma Liang raised their heads together.
It seems that the two have a stronger interest in "Hong Qigong".
"Yes..." Zhou Cang was about to speak when Guan Yu stood up suddenly.
"Wait!" Guan Yu looked back at Ma Liang, "Ji Chang wait for me a moment."
Generally speaking, it must be for urination.
Sure enough, Guan Yu strode out of here, Zhou Cang was going to follow, Guan Yu signaled him to stay here...
Soon, Guan Yu's figure disappeared into the dark night.
There are three huts in Guanfu, but they are all far away from this study.
At this moment, the "Hong Qigong" reported by Zhou Cang was whetting Guan Yu's appetite, Guan Yu didn't bother to go to the latrine, he just walked to the corner of the courtyard outside the study, and walked step by step towards the dark place.
When he arrived at the darkest place, he paced forward, just as he took off his pants, he found someone on the other side of the wall.
Guan Yu poked his head out.
But... in the dark, a young man was crossing his legs, facing the corner, humming a melody and extremely urinating ditty, while letting the "Zizi" sound resound from the corner.
Guan Yu was taken aback, who would be so courageous?Dare to pee in front of his study in Guan Yu's mansion.
Looking for a good angle, taking advantage of the moonlight, Guan Yu's Danfeng eyes glanced at the young man's cheek in the darkness.
In an instant, a familiar face appeared.
"Yunqi?"
Guan Yu exclaimed...
The one who urinates and urinates anywhere in Guan's mansion is actually his son who has "valued more and more" recently-Guan Lin, Guan Yunqi!
Speaking of which, Guan Lin just came back.
For the past two days, he was exhausted.
The Beggar Gang has just been established, although he, the "true" leader of the gang, does not need to show his face, but he still needs to set many sect rules himself.
In addition, there needs to be items that can represent his "true" leader and call the shots.
As well as the daily tasks of these two thousand disciples.
No way, let them eat dry rice every day!
In addition to the routine begging, Guan Lin set foot in Jiangling City and selected many important points. While begging, these beggars need to pay close attention to all information in their respective Dianwei and collect all information.
Because, for the time being, the intelligence collection has not been specific to a certain person, so... cast out the net, and pay attention to their every move and every move of all the important and respectable people in Jiangling City.
Besides, how do beggar gang disciples get promoted?
The rights corresponding to each generation of disciples?
And how to distinguish disciples of different generations?
... It can be said that Guan Lin has to arrange and arrange everything in person.
Besides, there is the plan to make money...
Guan Lin also repeatedly deduced, trying to ensure that nothing goes wrong.
These two days, Guan Lin was really busy. He wished he could break his head into two pieces and use it. He was exhausted like a dog.
It is not an exaggeration to say that when he returned to Guan Mansion, he was already groggy and his head was about to explode. It happened that his bladder was swollen and he wanted to urinate, so he simply peed in the corner outside the Guan Mansion's study.
Anyway, it was so dark that even if someone saw it, they wouldn't know who it was.
He was urinating, while happily humming a very "advanced" poem in later generations - "Let's go pee together, you, peeed a line; I, peed a hole!"
At this moment, he suddenly looked up and saw his father!
I was taken aback...
It's okay to see Dad, he is also peeing.
This is a bit... a coincidence, isn't it.
Guan Yu: "..."
Guan Lin: "..."
Guan Yu: "..."
Guan Lin: "Father, you read "Spring and Autumn", how can you urinate anywhere? Isn't this unhygienic?"
Guan Yu was dumbfounded for a moment, his red phoenix eyes opened and closed, and the stare was bigger than the copper bell.
——"Is this the villain's first complaint? 』
He opened his mouth, but found that what he wanted to say was preempted by Guan Lin, and he was speechless.
Is the rhythm wrong?
Who is the father?
Guan Yu was still entangled in it, but Guan Lin didn't intend to spare him at all.
"Father, you have read "Spring and Autumn" in vain. If you want to let the people in the city know that you urinate everywhere, then... your tall image will collapse in an instant!"
Speaking of this, Guan Lin changed the subject, "Father, you don't want others to know about your casual urination, do you?"
same recipe...
The same taste, last time it was Guan Yinping, this time it was Dad.
Guan Lin felt that he had firmly gained the upper hand. Looking at his father's eyes that almost turned green, it was obvious that this "little threat" was very useful, and he would use it more in the future!
"Cough cough..." Guan Yu coughed lightly, "Aren't you also here to urinate everywhere?"
"That's different." Guan Lin held his head high and held his chest high. He didn't look like he had done anything wrong. He was confident, "The so-called upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. Dad urinates anywhere, and children follow suit, so naturally they will urinate everywhere." Solve it... The source of this matter lies with Dad!"
Uh…
Guan Yu felt a "bang" in his heart, as if he had been punched heavily by Guan Lin. Although this kid didn't practice martial arts, his words were like punches, and the "strength" was not light!
For a moment, Guan Yu fell into inexplicable embarrassment.
But Guan Lin, "Huh", "Ah"... two consecutive modal particles came out, and the tone was extremely high...
Guan Yu quickly whispered: "What are you talking about? Keep your voice down!"
After all, Guan Yu was defeated by "saving face".
Guan Lin pointed at the corner, "Dad, your urine is not right. The urine is a bit short. Dad is over 50 this year, right? You must be temperate and love yourself!"
——"Your uncle! 』
Guan Yu's anger came from his heart, because he was nervous just now, that's why he peed so short!
At the moment, he restrained his mind, and the muscles between his waist and abdomen were tense.
Zizizi... A torrent poured down like the Huangguoshu Waterfall, like a flood opening, directly smashing a deep hole in the corner of the wall.
After this operation, Guan Yu pinched his waist, muttering in his heart.
——"Boy, compared with your father, you are still far behind! 』
When Guan Lin saw this scene, he couldn't help giving a thumbs up.
"Father, the kidneys are not bad, but...but..."
but…
Guan Yu was convinced too.
——"What's the matter?Under such prehistoric power, wouldn't it work? 』
Seeing that, Guan Lin said softly: "But it's okay... It's just that Dad's urine is slightly cloudy, and the bubbles linger for a long time, which is mild high blood pressure! Dad should start paying attention, I know a 70-year-old Old man, his urine is much clearer than yours!"
blood pressure?
clear?
Is this a rhetoric in medical art?
Guan Yu didn't know medical skills, so he thought Guan Lin saw something, but soon, he shook his head.
When did this kid study medicine?
Can he see a hammer?
He said high blood pressure means high blood pressure?He said that if it is clear, is it clear?
What kind of blood pressure, I have never heard of it.
Just when Guan Yu was still thinking about it, Guan Lin put his chin in his mouth, thought for a while, and immediately said:
"Actually, it's not very serious, just be careful! Don't be too nervous, and make sure you sleep well, and... Dad, you have gained weight recently, so you need to control your figure."
If it wasn't for God's nervousness, guaranteed sleep, and body control, if it weren't for... fearing that this kid would talk nonsense and gossip about that Guan Yu would urinate anywhere, Guan Yu would have punched him directly.
This kid has to figure out, who is the father of this three-acre land?
"Ahem..." Guan Lin, on the other hand, spread out his hands after talking eloquently, "Father, I'm leaving!"
Turn around... Take a step, like the gesture of a winner.
Can just take a step.
"Wait!" Guan Yu couldn't help asking the question, "Is my father asking you for a question? Come with me..."
"I can't do it today." Guan Lin waved his hands again and again, "My child's brain is about to burst, hurry up tomorrow, hurry up tomorrow... When my head is relaxed, I will chat with my father again."
While talking, Guan Lin took another step to leave...
——"Is this kid rejecting me? 』
——"Why did you reject him under such circumstances? 』
Guan Yu was a little dumbfounded.
"Stop..." He snorted coldly. He wanted to force Guan Lin to go to the study, but he was still afraid of this kid.
After all, Guan Yu still has face.
He would always think that if this kid spread the word about tonight...then...
Guan Yu couldn't think about it at all, and couldn't bear to look straight at it!
"Father? What's the matter?" Guan Lin asked back.
Guan Yu was patient and opened his mouth: "After the first battle in Hefei, there has been no movement for a long time. What will happen on the next battlefield? Tell me briefly!"
Oh... this one!
Guan Lin pursed his lips, and he also admired his father's persistence.
He simply broke off his fingers and counted.
Because his head was a little dizzy and tired, he didn't care to organize his words, and said casually: "That Zhang Wenyuan hasn't shocked Xiaoyaojin yet, right? Then... five days, six days, seven days, that's one and a half days It's over! The Battle of Hefei will be over soon..."
Guan Lin is too tired...
Can't think so detailed, but roughly, he remembered.
After Zhang Babai defeated Sun Shiwan, only a few days later, Sun Shiwan was stabbed again without a long memory. The difference is that this time... the stabbing was worse than last time, and Sun Shiwan was stabbed back to his hometown. !
That's right...
Guan Lin thought about it carefully and made sure that he was right, so he waved his hand again, "Let's go!"
"stop!"
Guan Yu sneered again.
He felt that his majesty was being trampled on by this kid, but unfortunately, he couldn't do anything.
Guan Lin turned his head helplessly, "What's the matter? Dad, if you have something to say, can you finish it at once."
Guan Yu gritted his teeth slightly, and opened his mouth with great difficulty.
After a long time, a low voice came out of his mouth.
—— "Don't talk nonsense about what happened tonight!"
...
...
(End of this chapter)
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