England 1986

Chapter 23 Cousin, can you give me a green cow?
After introducing each other, William tilted his head and looked Alan up and down.

This kid is only four years old this year, but his personality
Very nasty!
Even when Allen served overseas in the first two years, he heard a lot about it.

Given that his mother is Diana, it can be said that he has been under the attention of millions of people since he was born. In this era, in Great Britain, Little William is the top class!
It should be at the beginning of this year, and his glorious deeds were also revealed in the paper media.

It is said that William was annoyed when he was playing with the children at school, and said something on the spot that almost scared their teachers to pee.

The original words were "When I become king, I will let my knights cut off your heads!"

Ordinary children say this kind of thing, maybe adults will treat it as a brat and make fun of it.

But if this brat is called William, it will be different. If there is no accident, he can really be the king!

This is a little scary.

Later, this incident was exposed, and the pervasive media released the news.

but.
For the sake of Daying's final face, the words reported in the newspaper were slightly modified and changed to "When I become king, I will let my knights kill you all!"

Changed from beheading to killing.

Think about the brat who can say such words, his character is definitely not Wen Wen Jing Jing's type.

"Cousin, my mother showed me photos of you when you were a child. Is your green cow still there? Can you give me one of those green cows?"

"???"

What the hell is a green cow?

The smile on Allen's face was a little awkward, he didn't know what the green-haired cow William was talking about.

William looked at Alan with a puzzled expression, and then turned to look at Diana, also a little puzzled.

"Alan! Have you forgotten? Didn't you like riding a bull when you were young? I showed William the photo of you riding a bull. He admired you very much!"

Diana added some off-court tips to Allen at the right time.

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Which bastard exposed my dark history again? !
Was it that old guy from Huth?
After Diana's reminder, Allen finally remembered what the green-haired cow William was talking about!

Speaking of this incident, it was really a sad tear.

As a good boy who was born and grew up under the red flag, Allen had never ridden a horse in his previous life!
But after coming to this world, riding a horse is an essential skill for noble children!
Whether it is various social activities or the usual polo gatherings, hunting, etc., the skill of riding a horse is required, but
Allen won't!
Alan, who just crossed over, couldn't ride a horse!
If you let him ride a bicycle, or ride a small electric donkey, then he is fine.

But riding.
Meng Yi saw the tall horse raised at home, the horse's back was taller than his standing up straight.

How can he ride this?
He had just arrived at the time, and he couldn't even speak English. In addition, he couldn't ride a horse.
Simply, Allen made up a lie and told the old earl that he thought riding a horse was boring and not mighty!
He wants to ride a bull!

It has to be a cow raised by himself!
In this way, you can also use this as an excuse to refuse many unnecessary social activities.

In Great Britain, basically every nobleman can ride a horse, but not many people have ever ridden a cow.

But the old earl saw that the youngest son finally became less introverted and spoke instead, so he simply let him get a Scottish Highland cow for Allen.

At that time, in order to cover up, Allen required that it must be a calf. He had to raise it by himself and cultivate the emotional relationship between himself and the mount!

And this kind of Scottish Highland cattle fit his requirements very well.

This kind of cow is a kind of long-haired cow. When I was a child, the Scottish Highland cow was short and fat. Its golden-red hair is a bit like the big golden retriever among pet dogs. It looks very cute, and its personality is very docile and very It is close to people and can be kept as a pet.

But once this kind of Scottish Highland cattle grow up, their character will become very tough, and a pair of extremely exaggerated horns grow very domineering.

Moreover, the biggest feature of this kind of cattle is that they have strong hair, especially on the head. The adult Scottish Highland cattle have very long hair, and a long golden-red hair blocks the eyes of the cattle and hangs down. They want to see the road ahead clearly. Just like a human being, a cow shakes its head and throws its long hair aside to reveal its eyes and see the way ahead.

The visual effect is full, known as "killing Matt in the cow".

As for the cow raised by Allen, he had some bad tastes at the time, so he asked the beautician at home to help him dye the long hair on the cow's head green, and also gave the cow a hairstyle similar to that of Elvis Presley.

At that time, Allen rode on his beloved Killer "Green Hair" bull, and took a very powerful photo.

Now it seems that William, who was still in his childhood, was attracted by the mighty figure and handsome bull in Allen's photos at that time.

The corners of Alan's mouth twitched. Wasn't it purely a spoof when he first arrived at the time? Why did this kind of thing get out?

He met William's expectant gaze.

It's hard to refuse, but... really let him ride a bull?

Allen glanced at Charles from the corner of his eye, seeing that he didn't seem to have any interest in expressing his opinion, but Diana, who was opposite, saw Allen's eyes, and moved her eyes away.

"What is not good to learn, you have to learn how to ride a bull"

Allen muttered in a low voice, and suddenly raised his eyebrows.

Are children extremely curious about many novel things?
That.?

He turned his head and glanced at Little William next to him.

This person is still young, his mind is not particularly mature, and many consciousnesses and values ​​​​have not yet formed. In addition, his personality is a little rebellious. Can he take advantage of it?
And as the Earl of Carmarthen, the serious guard family of the dignified Prince of Wales, it is not illegal to contact the future Prince of Wales in advance, right?
Besides, Allen is still William's distant cousin, so it would be reasonable for the cousins ​​to have more contact with each other?

And in the process of contact, if he instilled a little bit of oriental thought and values ​​into this brat, it would become understandable, right?
I can't handle your grandma, I can't handle your father, can I still handle you a brat?

I believe that if the queen knows that his lovely grandson has become more "excellent".

It must be a pleasant surprise, very gratifying, right?
After figuring this out, Allen instantly put on a smile like treating his own brother and said, "William! Cow. I can't give it to you."

"what?"

This is the case with bear children, all emotions can be seen intuitively on the face, hearing Alan's rejection, William was very disappointed and frustrated.

"But... I can take you with me to catch a calf myself, are you interested?"

"!"

"Really? Where to catch it?" William's face was instantly filled with surprise.

"Have you heard of Carmarthen County? Our family's fief, when you are not busy, you can go there to find me, and I will take you to catch the calf."

Allen's voice was full of temptation. The temptation to catch a calf with his own hands is far from being resisted by a four-year-old brat.

...

"Mom, can I go to Carmarthen with my cousin this afternoon to catch calves?"

William looked at Diana and asked expectantly.

(End of this chapter)