England 1986

Chapter 350 Write a letter to the Queen?

Allen smacked his lips, and he had been thinking about this just now, this time, if he wanted to fool around, he would definitely not be able to fool the boss.

But he had to do it, so that he could continue to enjoy decades of prosperity and wealth. On Camilla's side, Allen was determined to mess with her. threat.

Of course Allen chose to deal with the threat first!
It's just that Boss Cha can't be evil on Boss Cha because of this incident.

Although he encouraged Princess Anne first, Allen still felt unsafe, and it was necessary to add some insurance to himself.

Huh. At this moment, Allen suddenly felt that he needed a new backer for the top tank.

A backer who is more talkative than Boss Cha, and who can restrain Boss Cha, this person
Seems to be the only one left.

Thinking of this, Allen glanced at Huth.

Huth nodded firmly in Allen's half-confused and half-certain eyes.

Boss Cha, Huth didn’t have much contact with him, but he had heard a lot from the old earl before. Huth only knew that Boss Cha was a very narrow-minded and conceited person, but he was very conservative in certain situations. Rules, but also very generous.

For example, in some irresistible situations, he will not care so much.

"Then I write a letter to the Queen?"

Allen murmured somewhat uncertainly.

If this matter had been authorized by the queen, the effect would definitely be different.

But what about this rhetoric?
You can't ask the queen directly, can you?
Aunt Elizabeth, your son, my boss, Boss Zha, has fallen in love with an old woman you hate very much. Do you need your servants to do it for that old woman?Just write me back.

Gee
Allen estimated that if he really dared to write like this, he would not say whether the queen would receive the letter. Even if she received the letter, she probably would not pay attention to him.

Hmm. This matter has to be discussed in the long term.

First of all, Allen actually has no right to write directly to the Queen.

Although any ordinary person in the UK can write to the Queen, this is the official statement, and it seems to be true.

But Allen is no ordinary citizen.

He is not qualified to leapfrog and write directly to the queen.

Moreover, even if ordinary people write letters to the Queen, they must first be screened by the Queen's secretary to see if there is any poison on the envelope or in the letter, and whether they want to assassinate the Queen through other weird methods.

After confirming that the envelope is safe, you have to look at the contents of the letter. If it is messy, there is no need to reply to this letter.

Countless letters are written to the Queen every year from all over the world, and among them, very few are lucky enough to receive a reply from the Queen. It is still unclear whether it is the reply from the Queen's secretary or the Queen herself.

If Ellen wanted to write to the Queen, he would have to find a very valid reason.

such as
"Hey, Hut, do you think I can take advantage of the opportunity of Her Majesty's upcoming birthday to write a letter to Her Majesty?"

"!"

Huth's eyes lit up, and he felt that this excuse was feasible!

The following courtiers, on the queen's birthday, write a letter to the queen, this excuse is indeed acceptable.

But, can the queen see this letter?
It's hard to say.

Allen quickly stood up and picked up the special letter paper from the bookshelf.

Letter paper with a gold pattern, engraved with an abstract Hill family crest.

Taking out the pen again, after preparing everything, Allen stared at the letter paper in a daze.

I, the "Governor Ai" in Wales, is now going to "give a memorial" to Lafayette in Buckingham Palace in old London?

Just how should the form of this memorial be written?
Raising his head, under Huth's expectant gaze, Allen asked a little embarrassedly: "Uh, write a letter to His Majesty, how should I write this format?"

"???"

Huth was also a little surprised to be asked this question by Allen.

But Huth was indeed asked!
The old earl had never written a letter to the queen before, and Huth had no exposure to this aspect, he had only read the reprimand letter written by the queen to the old earl.

Back then, because the old earl beat Viscount Fox violently, the queen sent a letter to reprimand and ground the old earl at home for a period of time.

then no then
As for how to write a letter to that person, you can't just start with the format of "Hello, Your Majesty the Queen" like ordinary people, right?

"Master. I don't know either."

"Why don't you check it? Go to the library! I can't believe that my family didn't write a letter to it before. Go check the information and bring it to me!"

Allen stared, it didn't matter if he didn't know it himself, but Hut wouldn't, so he had some excuses to get angry and signaled Hut to investigate quickly!
When Huth stood up and just walked to the door, Allen stopped Huth again and said, "Look at the editor in the editorial department, Rowling, and see if she is there. If she is still there, ask her to come over." .”

"Yes, I know, master."

Hu Te nodded, turned around and closed the door.

The study fell into silence again.

Allen looked at the empty letter paper and scratched his head.

In fact, he has a more ruthless trick, but he dare not use it.

The main reason is that this trick always gives him the feeling of hitting mosquitoes with a cannon.

Moreover, this move required too long a time to prepare, and involved many other aspects, it was not something he could do with a single shot.

For example, in ancient China, if you want to harm someone, in general, besides spreading rumors, there are two other well-known ways, one is fortune-telling.

In theory, this thing is very popular in Great Britain. It’s not that there are fortune-telling here, but many people in Great Britain are also superstitious, and they believe in these metaphysics.

For example, horoscopes, tarot cards, and witchcraft all have a market.

But in this regard, there are no famous people now, and there is no such thing as in the ancient times of Huaguo, where a certain master showed someone his face, touched the bones of his hand, and said that this child has the appearance of an emperor, which is very lethal.

Apart from this method, only auspiciousness is left.

For example, a stone tablet was dug out in a certain place, and it recorded a certain name or a certain person's deeds, which is very similar to a certain person today.
This lethality is even greater.

This trick can also be used in Great Britain, but it is more troublesome to use it.

If this kind of thing is too early, it will not be convincing.

Can't we just bury the stele last week and dig it out?

Everyone, look at the English above, good guy, the brand new stone tablet says Elizabeth died in Karami.
Isn't this a disturbance? Anyone with a discerning eye will know that it is looking for trouble.

But if you want something older, ancient English and modern English are not the same thing in Great Britain.

It would be fine if it was changed to Huaguo, whether it is official script or Xiaozhuan, at least it has inheritance and future generations can recognize it.

but english
If you take out an English record from 800 years ago, not even 600 years ago, in today's Great Britain, there are really not many people you can know, and many English words have evolved differently.

If this thing is not recorded in ancient English, it will appear very unreal, and if it is recorded in modern English, it will be very fake.

So. This trick requires a lot of prerequisite preparations!
After thinking about it for a while, Allen decided to take advantage of the Queen's birthday coming soon, and write a letter to the Queen's birthday first, with a little more rigorous wording, and then bring some of his own style.

What blessings are like the Atlantic Ocean, and the Alps are better than the Alps, first give the queen a whole lot, and finally mention my own thoughts a little cryptically.

Hmm. This is the safest way at present.

"dong dong dong"

"Come in!"

Allen didn't even raise his head, and first wrote down some beautiful words and phrases that he was familiar with to flatter on the draft, and then translated them directly from Chinese to English, and then beautified them a little.

Such words and sentences are not used by anyone in Daying at present, so they will appear very high-end!
"Boss, are you looking for me?"

Hearing this voice, Aite raised his head slightly, looked at Rowling's appearance, and was startled, good guy, what's wrong with those red eyes?
"Sit down and say, what are you?"

Allen couldn't understand what happened to Rowling, was she bullied?

It shouldn't be, in this castle, apart from him being able to bully people at will, other people can be wronged for no reason?

"woooooo"

When Rowling heard Alan ask this, she felt aggrieved and sobbed in a low voice, her words were incomplete, as if a black-hearted boss was oppressing the employees.

Looking at Rowling who was sitting in front of him with pear blossoms and rain, Allen rang the bell and asked the servant on duty outside to bring some hot towels to wipe Rowling's eyes.

After she finished crying, Rowling shyly began to explain to Allen.

Didn't Rowling finally write the first book of "Harry Potter" some time ago.

She gained a little money and fame as a result.

It's not that she didn't have money before, and Alan's salary was not low, but people
Mentality will change. According to the changes in a person's long-term living environment and the people he comes into contact with daily, people will also change accordingly.

Just like Allen is the best example, if you let him suffer now, it would be better to kill him.

The same is true for Rowling. She has changed from a fresh graduate to the current middle class.

He drives his own car to work in the castle every day, has an identity card issued by the Earl's House, and is superior to others wherever he goes, especially in Wales.

With the money, the colleagues around her are all social elites from prestigious schools. The daily contacts are either internationally renowned directors or big stars, as well as people from all walks of life in Wales who she thought were superior, such as MPs and hospital leaders.

With more knowledge and experience, Rowling's mentality changed.

And when her mentality changed, the boyfriend she met in school before became more and more disrespectful to her.

Her boyfriend, who was casual and free and easy before, is now classified by her as trash and unmotivated.

Her previous love and tolerance were also characterized by her as weak, useless, and lacking in assertiveness.

Anyway, nowhere is pleasing to the eye.

Then, if things go on like this, the two of them can't get along. The two who were about to get married suddenly fell into a cold war. On Valentine's Day in February, they had planned to go on vacation together, but they didn't care about it. Some time ago, the two had been in a cold war for more than a month, and Rowling officially proposed to break up a few days ago.

She felt that her current boyfriend was no longer good enough for her.

Although her boyfriend was very angry, even though her boyfriend knew where she worked, he didn't dare to come here to trouble Rowling, and he didn't even dare to say a harsh word, just highlighting an incompetent rage.

However, although they broke up for a few days, Rowling suddenly became sad today. What made her sad was not the breakup, but her boyfriend had a new love in the past few days.

This made her a little unacceptable. In her opinion, it was fortunate that they broke up early, otherwise she would be the one who was cheated on.

"???"

Allen blinked, what kind of bullshit logic is this, you broke up, and he found a new partner, isn't that very reasonable?

Can't you find someone new after breaking up?
But Rowling is her own person after all, so it's okay to quarrel with her over this trivial matter.

"Huh, falling in love will only affect your work. If you are in love, you should write scripts and novels well. Falling in love is a dead end, and writing novels is the right way. Afterwards, you will become more famous and earn more money." , hire a few male models, isn't it better than your ex-boyfriend?"

"what?"

Rowling, who was still crying, was a little confused when she heard Allen's comfort.
She's just drifting away, but her own character is not so let go. As for hiring a few male models in the future, it's exciting to think about.

"Okay. I've given you a task, you just..."

Allen touched his chin and suddenly his eyes lit up. Rowling's current mental state is not bad, which is more suitable for his task.

"You just write a few small essays with a mentality of being green, about a woman cheating on a man, about how the man was humiliated, how he endured the humiliation, and how he endured it without shame. There are many specific events, but there must be a sense of the picture, do you understand?"

"."

Rowling stared blankly at Allen, and couldn't even bother to cry. What kind of request did the boss give her for this task? There must be no specific incidents, and there must be a sense of imagery. Isn't this pure fiction?
There are more psychological activities to be described, with a sense of substitution, the key is to describe from the perspective of a man
This is too embarrassing, right?

"Boss, I"

Rowling was just about to say how hard the job was.

Who knew that Allen would not give her a chance at all.

"Within half a month, at least five small essays, within [-] words, five or six hundred words are fine, the kind that are convenient for newspapers, and after finishing, I will let you take a half-month vacation and go to Gambia. Play casually, and all expenses will be reimbursed to you."

"Boss, I can definitely finish it!"

Rowling's words changed in an instant following Allen's reward conditions. I have heard that Gambia is a paradise for rich women. Although there seem to be some fragmentary complaints in the recent period, the previous impression has been deeply ingrained. Lin also wanted to learn more and see if the little black stick was invincible as in the legend.

"Okay, let's go."

Allen waved his hand and let Rowling go down first.

To deal with that Andrew, a small composition is essential, but Alan has no time to write this kind of thing himself, so this kind of work is left to his screenwriter.

A female screenwriter with a background in romance novels personally writes a small composition, so I ask you if you are afraid? !

When Allen was preparing for the big fight against the junior, Huaguo in mid-April went to Shanghai.

A press conference with a high lineup and high specifications was officially held at 10 am.

A banner with a red background is hung on the rostrum.

"Warmly Celebrate the Establishment of Sister City Relationship between Wales - Carmarthenshire and our city"

"The first phase of the Shanghai-Shanghai investment plan in Carmarthenshire was officially launched, and the medical special research group was established"

(End of this chapter)