Emperor Wu Shihuang's handwriting, do not go out of the Milky Way border

Chapter 102 Modern Immortal Cultivation No.1

Can cultivation methods be used?
Hearing this, the old man Li Yunshan on the other end of the phone was obviously stunned for a moment, and the old man Cheng Yuanmo who was pacing in the room was also stunned for a moment.

But soon, the old man Cheng Yuanmo came to his senses, and hurriedly turned his head to look out the window.

as predicted.

A boy about thirteen or fourteen years old was lying on his window excitedly, happily looking at the photos in his office, with a shocked expression on his face.

"This is a great merit, this is a great merit!"

"I've been looking for this cultivation method for hundreds of years but haven't found it. Although I can fly to the sky and escape from the earth now, I'm only short of a cultivation method!"

"Where did you find it?"

"With it! I can become a fairy in no time!"

Xiao Wu said happily, looking at the photos on the desk, dancing and dancing with excitement!
Hearing this, the old man Li Yunshan on the other end of the phone also came to his senses: "Dean Cheng, this is."

The old man Cheng Yuanmo was also a little helpless, seeing that the boy was about to climb over the window excitedly, he hurried up to stop him.

"Professor Li, this is a patient of mine. I have delusional disorder. I always feel that I am an ancient hero, or the legendary fairy Xiaowu! Slow down!"

The dean's window is not very high. Before the old man Cheng Yuanmo came over, the boy climbed in with all his strength, but he couldn't stand still and fell to the ground with a thud.

"Xiao Wu!"

The old man Cheng Yuanmo hurried up to check, but the latter got up nonchalantly, touched the dust on his face,

"It's okay, Dean, I just said that I can fly through the clouds, you saw it! Sometimes I can turn into an airplane, but this place is too small to use it."

Excitedly running to his desk, Xiao Wu flipped through the photos and exclaimed.

"It's really a method of cultivating immortals, it's really a method of cultivating immortals!"

"Hahaha!"

"With these cultivation methods, I can go to Nebula M78. All the monsters on Earth are no match for me!"

Xiao Wu said happily, picking up the photos one by one and looking back and forth, drooling all over the floor, not even noticing that even the photos seemed to be held upside down.

Hearing these words, both Cheng Yuanmo and the old man Li Yunshan on the other end of the phone felt a little helpless.

"You don't care?" Old Li Yunshan asked.

"It's not necessary, they are all poor children. For mental patients, you can't be hard-pressed. Except for a very few, caring and understanding, guiding them with the thoughts in their minds, and using a certain amount of appropriate drugs is the way to deal with them." The best form of treatment."

The old man Cheng Yuanmo stepped forward and patted the boy's head: "And those who can walk in the garden now are relatively stable. It's just delusional disorder. If it's serious, I won't open the window."

"It's troublesome to do one line of work." The old man Li Yunshan expressed his feelings.

"Hahaha, it's okay, now it looks like you are more troubled than me." Old man Cheng Yuanmo joked.

While the two were talking here, two nurses came hurriedly outside the door. Seeing Xiao Wu who was looking at the photos in the dean's office with great excitement, they hurriedly bowed and spoke in embarrassment.

"I'm sorry, Dean, to bother you. We didn't take good care of him. We'll take Xiao Wu away."

The old man Cheng Yuanmo waved his hands with a smile, not caring much, while the two nurses also breathed a sigh of relief, turned their heads to look at Xiao Wu who was watching them vigilantly, and changed their faces.

"Jie Jie Jie~"

"Come on Xiaowu, go back to take medicine with my brother obediently~"

Seeing this scene, Xiao Wu not only did not have a scared expression, but instead had clear eyes, put on a shelf, took a photo and rolled it into a bamboo tube, waved it in his hand, and opened his mouth excitedly!
"Hey! Where did the monster come from!"

"My cultivation has not recovered yet!

"You don't want to disturb my practice!"

While talking, Xiao Wu jumped up and down in the room, trying to avoid it.

In order to avoid hurting the child, the two nurses didn't hit hard, but Xiao Wu is only a thirteen or fourteen-year-old child after all, how can he run faster than two tall nurses?
It didn't take long before he was caught by the collar.

"what!"

"Let go of me! Demon!"

Xiao Wu let out a scream like killing a pig, tried his best to break free, and continued to flee in embarrassment, calling for help while running.

"Master save me!"

"They want to catch me back to make alchemy and feed me poison!"

"That's not poison, Xiao Wu." The old man Cheng Yuanmo showed a helpless expression, stood in the corner with a smile and continued to call the old man Li Yunshan, but reminded the two nurses to be careful not to hurt Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu struggled with all his strength, but he still couldn't escape the clutches of the two monsters, and was taken out by the neck.

Before leaving, the photos in his hand were taken away and placed on the table.

"My cultivation secret book!"

"give me back!"

"Marshal Tianpeng gave it to me!"

After the photo was taken away, Xiao Wu's originally stable mood began to change drastically!

He yelled, struggled, and became emotional, completely different from the one in the dean's office.

Especially as he got farther away, his struggle became stronger, and he even had a faint tendency to attack, biting a nurse's arm with one bite!
"This guy"

The nurse gave up in pain, Xiao Wu saw the opportunity and wanted to escape, but when he was flipping over the guardrail, he tripped over a big somersault, fell to the ground again with a bang, and fell into darkness.

"Ouch!"

Seeing this, many nurses hurried over and brought him back to the room.

But for some reason, Xiao Wu wanted to leave here crazily, even if his attending physician came, it was useless, and he was kicked on the ass.

"How is this going?"

"Xiao Wu hasn't been like this for a long time, right?"

"What kind of madness did you suddenly have today?"

Numerous nurses had no choice but to drag Xiao Wu back into the room, but no matter how they tried to stop it, it was useless. Xiao Wu held on to the door frame tightly and did not let go, just dishonesty, knocking on the iron door desperately, even with both hands He didn't care about the blood spilled.

"Let me go!"

"I want to live forever, I want to cultivate immortality, the road to immortality is in front of me!"

"You are preventing a fairy from becoming a fairy!"

"Wow~ I'm going to send you all to hell~"

As he talked, Xiao Wu sang an opera he had heard from somewhere, obviously none of them were in tune.

Faced with all this, several nurses were a little helpless.

Talking and comforting from noon to sunset had no effect. In the end, the dry-mouthed nurse discussed with the doctors. In order to prevent Xiao Wu from making any radical moves, he found a special restraint belt and put Xiao Wu on his back. tied to a bed in a special ward.

And after being tied up, Xiao Wu suddenly wailed and yelled more and more crazily, always yelling about topics such as cultivating immortals and longevity, and the opera tunes in his mouth became more and more weird.
"Young people have good voices." Hearing Xiao Wu die angrily, an old doctor rubbed his neck, intending to come back later and take a sip of honey water.

And following Xiao Wu's yelling, many mentally ill people who had been active for a day and returned to the room suddenly also yelled!
"Hahaha, Xiao Wu is tied up again? He's sick again!"

"How courageous! Little brother Xiaowu has a full sky, round corners, sword eyebrows in sheaths, and eyes like dragons and phoenixes. This is the image of an emperor, Xiaowu? Call him Brother Wu! Leader!"

"The storm is coming, and the world is going to change. If you don't hand over the last intelligence code, you won't give up. They will pour pepper water into your mouth, but if you persevere, the wish of the hero Tiga will definitely come true." accomplish!"

Demons dance.

But in the face of all this, the doctors and nurses didn't care too much about it. It would be weird if the mental hospital could be quiet at night, and they would stop when they were tired.

They discussed with each other and left the special ward.

After an unknown amount of time, the wailing and screaming in the room gradually decreased, and at midnight, these screams all turned into snores.

And Xiao Wu, who was on the restraint bed, also cried out that he was tired, and just stared blankly at the ceiling.

As time passed, the night disappeared, and a white belly appeared in the distant sky.

Xiao Wu stayed up all night, staring at the ceiling with his eyes wide open, motionless.

Looking at Xiao Wu who had calmed down, a little nurse with a high ponytail yawned and pushed open the door, pushing a breakfast with medicine to feed Xiao Wu.

"time to eat."

Seeing the doctor in charge coming in, Xiao Wu's eyes lit up immediately, he lowered his voice, and said furtively: "This chivalrous woman, it's not safe here, I'll let you in on a secret, I know where there are peerless martial arts, as long as you learn it, Once riding the wind into the universe is not a problem."

"But now there is a problem, I want to shit, as long as you help me untie the restraint belt, let's go together."

Hearing this, the nurse immediately rolled her eyes, "Hold on, who wants your cultivation cheats? I heard that you made a big fuss in the dean's room yesterday? You are so brave."

"It's really disrespectful." Xiao Wu rarely refuted.

The nurse was a little surprised and knocked on his head: "Open your mouth and eat."

Without any resistance, Xiao Wu opened his mouth and ate a meal that wasn't rich but not unpalatable.

Waiting until obediently finished eating, Xiao Wu spoke again: "Don't really think about it, if this continues, the earth will be hopeless. Only I can save life on the earth from the dark universe!"

Seeing this scene, the little nurse suddenly became helpless: "Shut up from now on, talk less, and if there is no problem in observing for a day, I will let you go."

Xiao Wu immediately shut up and nodded repeatedly.

The attending doctor leaves.

Speechless for a day.

Xiao Wu was lying on the hospital bed, his eyes widened just like that, watching the sunlight coming in from the window, gradually sliding from the west to the middle, and then to the east wall.

It didn't take long for him to forget about the elf who wanted to shut up, and he was discussing something with an old brother next door who fantasized about living in World War II. It's nothing more than practicing and practicing, as well as becoming a god and fighting monsters.
The doctors in the monitoring room felt a little helpless when they saw all this.

Looks like more treatment is needed.

But the mood has indeed stabilized.

That night, Xiao Wu's attending doctor came again. After some conversations, he confirmed that Xiao Wu's mood had indeed stabilized, so he called for a nurse and opened his restraint belt.

"Hahahaha!"

"My God Erlang has escaped from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain again!"

"Comrade! Come and save me, my position is about to fall, ammunition and food are exhausted, and the enemy will feed me poison again, but it's okay, I can hold on!!"

"Hold on! Fellow Daoist, you can do it. When I practice the Longevity Method, I will save you! Look at my somersault!"

With tears streaming down his face, Xiao Wu leaned on the wall and yelled at the man next door, then rolled on the ground while pulling the sheet off the bed, yelling like a cloud.

Seeing this scene, his attending doctor showed a helpless wry smile.

"How is it? Has Xiao Wu's condition improved?"

"Do you think the situation has eased? This month's bonus has been wasted again."

"Ugh"

Dark as ink.

The bustling mental hospital was once again caught up in a group of demons dancing wildly.

Countless mental patients were yelling and communicating with each other. From time to time, there were strange and screams, and even the patrolling dogs outside the door shrank their necks.

"Stop making noise and sleep!"

The nurse's voice came from the loudspeaker, which gradually quieted down the noisy mental hospital.

Xiao Wu, who had discussed the possibility of cultivating immortals and raising pigs with an unknown brother for a long time, drank a large glass of water, wiped the water droplets from his mouth, and lay down on the bed.

The patrolling nurse's footsteps sounded outside the door.

Lying outside the door, he glanced at Xiao Wu who was sleeping peacefully on the bed. He nodded in satisfaction, and then continued to inspect the next room.

'Da da da'

The footsteps of the visiting nurse went further and further.

A ray of moonlight fell from the window, and the silver-white light illuminated the small room.

After an unknown amount of time, Xiao Wu, who had already fallen asleep, suddenly opened his eyes.

Instead of getting up, he turned over and turned his back to the camera.

Covered by the quilt, he carefully took out something from his sleeve.

The moon is shining brightly.

The silver-white light shone on Xiao Wu's hand, and with the help of the bright moonlight, one could see that what was in Xiao Wu's hand was nothing but a photo that had been placed on Cheng Yuanmo's desk earlier!
And it's a photo specially translated by the old man Li Yunshan! !

"The ancient formula of three pills? Good book, good book!"

After wiping his saliva, Xiao Wu shrank under the blanket, leaving only a gap to watch the photo, his eyes shining brightly.

"This is the cultivation method of wandering in the universe. After 3000 million years, it finally fell into the hands of my knight-errant Xiaowu."

"Hey, such a precious thing cannot be taken away by the monsters outside."

"When I finish practicing this formula, I will immediately leave the land of right and wrong and return to the sun."

Talking nonsense, Xiao Wu's eyes were bright, and he huddled under the blanket, and slowly started to read.

However, when Xiao Wu actually picked up the photo and began to read it seriously, his entire temperament seemed to have undergone earth-shaking changes.

His back gradually straightened, his expression gradually calmed down, his eyes that were originally filled with confusion and confusion gradually became sharper, and even his breathing began to gradually become calmer.

"Don't listen with your ears, but listen with your heart."

"Don't listen with your heart, but listen with your energy."

"When you are calm, you can be quiet, when you are quiet, you can be at peace, when you are at ease, you can worry, and after you think, you can gain."

"Bragging and breathing, exhaling the old and inhaling the new, after Haoran, it should be righteousness"

The peaceful chanting sound echoed under the white moonlight.

The young man who fell into hysteria, with bright eyes, read the ancient cultivation method in the narrow room, as if he had opened the door to a new world, intoxicated, with a relaxed expression.

When the world of hysteria merges with reality, where does the boy still see the slightest confusion?
Dark as ink.

In the psychiatric hospital in Sucheng, Xiao Wu slowly read the ancient cultivation method, his eyes that should be chaotic, like blue waves, calm and abnormal

And in the distant Qilian Mountains, under the dense forest pit, the weasel, who had practiced for more than ten days and swallowed countless remnants of heaven and earth spiritual energy, also slowly ended his cultivation.

It slowly opened its eyes.

At this moment, in the dark and silent underground river, there seemed to be two spots of golden light shining, silently illuminating the entire cave.
(End of this chapter)