Taking advantage of my girlfriend's youth, I tricked her into giving birth to me

ah?no?
Qin Xiaoyu's expression was immediately stunned.

I originally thought that Lao Chen was too arrogant to admit it, so I thought that I would let Jiajia come out and say something fair.

As a result, after the phone call, I didn't say anything.

Jiajia couldn't stand it any longer and took the lead in complaining about her makeup skills.

He also said that he is a makeup genius. Although Qin Xiaoyu is usually naive, he also understands what the word "makeup genius" means.

It's not a good word anyway, I guess it was just to make fun of myself.

Well, let's just say that it might be more appropriate to remove the word "estimate".

Be sure!
Jiajia was just making fun of herself.

"Smelly Jiajia, you actually laugh at me? I think you are quite fair in your speech, so I am kind enough to make a video call to you and ask you to come out and say some fair words."

"In the end, instead of speaking truthfully, you actually laughed at me? Are you speaking out of conscience?"

"Are you worthy of your conscience when you say this? My makeup skills are so good and awesome. In order to accompany Lao Chen to my cousin's company, I made a special effort to watch the short video carefully a few days ago. I followed several makeup bloggers and studied for several days.”

"I just think that if Lao Chen agrees, then I can go to my cousin's company with him, and then we can put on makeup."

"You also know that the company my cousin works for is a relatively large entertainment star company in our city. There are many female stars with such good figures, not to mention the big European ones. The key is that they are beautiful and so white."

"Compared with others, don't I look weak?"

"That won't work"

"It turned out that I spent a long time wearing makeup in there this morning. When I came out, Lao Chen couldn't help but laugh at me."

"I originally thought that I would ask you to come out and say some fair words, but you are actually... being too disrespectful, right?"

"Smelly Jiajia, if you don't say a few words of justice, be careful next time I see you, I will peel your skin off and cramp you to see if you dare to laugh at me in the future."

As Qin Xiaoyu spoke, he threatened him personally on the spot. Although it was in a joking tone, Wang Jiajia immediately changed his tune.

It's not that he's afraid, it's mainly that if he offends Xiaoyu, he will definitely not be able to walk away with nothing to lose.

Then I said in my heart, OK, OK, OK, OK.

Then let me praise you in front of your old man Chen.

If this play is not completed, I will definitely not have peace of mind when I look back.

If he doesn't get it right, he'll be bombarded on WeChat, which is too much for him to bear, and he can't stand the torment.

So Wang Jiajia immediately changed her tune and adjusted her facial expression.

He restrained himself for a moment, coughed twice on purpose, and then started talking nonsense seriously:

"Then what... I was just kidding, Xiaoyu, what do you think of your makeup? Well, it's unprecedented. This makeup is truly unprecedented."

Look at your eyeliner, look at your blush, how should I put it, it's simply...amazing."

The more Wang Jiajia talked, the more outrageous she became. She basically said all the complimentary words she could think of without conscience.

But at the end, when it was about to end, I couldn't hold myself any longer while talking, and just burst into laughter.

Then he burst out laughing:

"Pfft hahaha...cough cough cough, I'm sorry, I just laughed a little bit and I really can't hold it in anymore."

Chen Kai has always been very funny, but I saw Wang Jiajia’s reaction just now in the video.

He really couldn't hold himself any longer.

Qin Xiaoyu curled his lips, and for a moment his expression was that he couldn't laugh or cry.

Finally, she said: "Why does Jiajia say that too? Is my makeup technique so ugly? I don't think it's pretty good? It's not that bad, right?"

Qin Xiaoyu held a mirror in his hand and looked at it again and again.

The more I look at my makeup skills, it should be comparable to other girls, right?

Is it that ugly?
Otherwise, why are Lao Chen and Jiajia laughing at me?
After Chen Kai laughed for a while, he said helplessly:
"Okay Xiaoyu, since you want to put on makeup and go to your cousin's company, let me do it for you. Take off the makeup on your face first. Let's go to the bathroom. Use makeup remover to remove it first, and then I will put on your makeup. "

"I'm a man, so my makeup skills are definitely not very good. Compared with other girls, there should be a big gap."

"But compared with your makeup skills, I think I should be considered an expert."

Indeed, Qin Xiaoyu is a makeup genius.

Not to mention Chen Kai, anyone can probably beat him up.

But this is normal. After all, Qin Xiaoyu is so good at wearing makeup and usually doesn't wear makeup at all.

And it is really not suitable for heavy makeup. If she wears a little light makeup, Qin Xiaoyu's makeup is not particularly ugly.

Mainly because it doesn’t suit this makeup look.

So, when he just finished speaking, Qin Xiaoyu looked at him blankly.

Then he asked with a surprised look:

"Old Chen, are you kidding me? Do you know how to put on makeup? Really? Although it is quite common for boys to put on makeup now, I have never seen you wearing makeup before?"

"I didn't realize that you still understand this?"

"It's true or false. Don't fool me. I believe everything."

Qin Xiaoyu said doubtfully, and then Chen Kai pulled him to the bathroom and used makeup remover to remove his makeup.

Then I started seriously applying eyebrows, blush, and foundation.

I simplified it a bit and it took about 20 minutes.

This is nothing.

If other girls came to do their makeup, they would basically have to rush there for half an hour."

20 minutes passed. The phone was placed next to it, with the camera facing the ceiling.

So Wang Jiajia on the video phone couldn't see anything.

At this moment, he was particularly curious and said: "Chen Kai Xiaoyu, you two pick up your mobile phones and let me see what your old Chen has transformed into for you. Let me see if it looks good or not. Let me take a look."

Qin Xiaoyu picked up his phone, turned the camera to himself, and continued.

"Jiajia, take a look and comment. Does the makeup that Lao Chen put on me look good?"

As Qin Xiaoyu spoke, he looked at himself in the mirror.

Then he muttered to himself, although the makeup that Lao Chen put on himself just now is pretty good-looking, wouldn't it look just as good on me?

Qin Xiaoyu muttered to himself, but Chen Kai heard it and said, "Qin Xiaoyu, what did you just say?"

Qin Xiaoyu was frightened for a moment, and then immediately smiled naively:

"No, no, I didn't say anything just now. Old Chen, you heard wrong."

"is it?"

Qin Xiaoyu said guiltily: "Of course, I didn't say anything just now."

Then he asked Wang Jiajia in front of the camera: "How about Jiajia, how do you like the makeup that Lao Chen put on me?"

“Extremely beautiful”

Wang Jiajia immediately said: "And it's not just average, it's especially suitable for you. I'm serious Xiaoyu, compared with the makeup your Lao Chen put on you, the one you just put on yourself is simply not for people." It’s just for monsters to see.”

"Is it really that exaggerated?"

"It's true. I always speak responsibly, okay?"

"You won't say anything casually. You know this. You still don't understand me?"

Indeed, Qin Xiaoyu nodded, Jiajia's words have always been reliable.

What I just said should be the truth.

So I took a good look in front of the mirror, and the more I looked at it, the more I thought... it looked pretty good.

So Chen Kai said: "How about Qin Xiaoyu, you heard what Wang Jiajia said just now. Is the makeup I put on you really the same as the makeup you put on yourself? Can you make it clearer? Know"

"Oh, although I admit that the makeup you put on, Lao Chen, does look very good."

"But, the most important thing is because your girlfriend and I are good-looking."

"Otherwise, if I look particularly ugly, no matter how beautiful you put on makeup, it will be of no use, don't you think?"

What he said made sense. For a moment, Chen Kai couldn't refute:
"Okay, I guess you can break it off."

"Hehehe, but of course, my boyfriend's makeup is so good, and most of the credit must be yours."

"After that, if we attend any important occasions, such as after the National Day, the next New Year's Day party, or the Chinese New Year"

"Anyway, can you help me put on makeup for all important occasions?"

"I feel now that after putting on makeup, I feel a lot more energetic. I'm so beautiful."

"No wonder you like me so much, Lao Chen, and love me so much. When I look at this mirror, I see the girl in it. Even I love her a little bit."

Qin Xiaoyu said with a naive expression.

"Qin Xiaoyu, I've seen narcissistic people, but this is the first time I've seen someone as narcissistic as you."

Chen Kai smiled helplessly.

"Then tell me, do you like me or not? Do you love me to death? Do you admit it?"

Chen Kai said seriously: "I like it. I like it."

"But to say I'm in love to death is a bit too much. It's too disgusting. Can we change the adjective?"

"If you don't change, that's it. You just have to say whether you admit it or not."

Qin Xiaoyu saw that he was very arrogant and refused to admit it, and insisted on Chen Kai saying it in public, so they pulled each other off.

At this time, Wang Jiajia, who was in front of the mobile phone camera, suddenly felt like crying without tears, and instantly felt like a light bulb.

Then his expression gradually dropped from the smile just now.

In the end, I became suspicious of life, and it only took less than five seconds.

Then Wang Jiajia said depressedly: "Xiaoyu, I say you two... other people's love period is only ten days at most, and it will be over after a month."

"Why are you two still so tired after being well for so long?"

"Besides, forget it in private, I'm still here. Don't you two treat me as a human being?"

"You are still so annoying in front of me, can you consider my feelings? I am still single, so you should consider me at least."

Wang Jiajia said very depressedly.

But Qin Xiaoyu said instead: "Oh, what's the point? Jiajia, don't you have a rich relationship history?"

"Didn't you have many boyfriends?"

"Then you are so experienced. What does it mean for me and Lao Chen? Isn't it just a small scene for you?"

"Why do you still mind so much? It's as if you have never been in love."

Qin Xiaoyu said this casually without thinking much.

Because in my mind, Jiajia has a very rich relationship history, so I will definitely not mind.

Wang Jiajia couldn't say that she had never been in love at all. She was a dog-headed strategist and a theoretical master.

Then she had to laugh herself to death, which was not acceptable, so she said seriously:
"Of course I've been in love a lot, do I need to say that?"

"I just don't want you to feed me dog food. Okay, okay, you two insist on being tired, and I can't stand it anymore."

"I'm done. You two love Niwai, so go ahead and go. I won't accompany you anymore."

“No more being a light bulb here.”

"Bye, let's talk later when we have time. I'm still in the library right now, busy studying."

After Wang Jiajia hung up the phone, she lay on the table in the library and instantly became depressed.

I originally wanted to study and read books.

As a result, after this video call, I no longer had the mentality to study at all.

Wang Jiajia sighed, hey, if Xiaoyu knew that I had never been in love at all, he would definitely be laughed to death.

No, no, no matter what, you have to have a relationship. You are already in college. If you don’t have a sweet relationship, is it still called college life?
However, Wang Jiajia's major is a major with more meat than wolves. The ratio of men to women is extremely exaggerated. There are 70 people in the class, including 65 girls and only five boys. How can this be done?

There is no hope of being single...

You can't let Xiaoyu or Ranran introduce one to you, right?That
Didn’t he reveal that he had never been in a relationship and that he had very few male resources?
Just at this time, Zhang Ming sent a message: "Jiajia, didn't you tell me last time that you would help me chase girls?"

"I seemed to be chatting to death just now, and that girl stopped talking to me. Would you like to take a look at it for me and see how I respond?"

"You have so much experience in love, you must know it. You must have experience and know how to deal with it, right?"

Zhang Ming sent a chat record and showed it to Wang Jiajia:
"Good guy, according to Chen Kai's words, you are a straight man of steel."

"This is more than just chatting to death, this is simply sending God into the grave, right?"

After hanging up the video call, Chen Kai and Qin Xiaoyu just put down their mobile phones.

Then Qin Xiaoyu said with a smile: "Hehehe, Lao Chen, I didn't expect that your makeup skills are really good. Tell me honestly, in addition to doing makeup for me, have you also done makeup for other girls? ah?"

"Otherwise, you don't usually put on makeup yourself. How could you be so good at it, so experienced? So skilled?"

Qin Xiaoyu said sourly, feeling like his jealousy had been overturned.

Chen Kai smiled helplessly, and then he said:
"Qin Xiaoyu, what are you thinking about? Can't I see it on my phone?"

"I also saw it from my phone, so why don't I look as good-looking as your makeup?"

"Am I dumber? No, no, I'm so smart, how could I be dumb?"

Before Chen Kai could speak, Qin Xiaoyu added:
"Hehehe, by the way, Old Chen, since you helped me make my makeup look so good, shall I give you a small reward?" (End of Chapter)