After being on a romance show, I'm screwed

Chapter 1 Unhappy?Come on beast!

"why?"

Life is impermanent, the large intestine wraps the small intestine!

Just now, the internationally renowned actress, the mother of Chu Ci's generation, started her own marriage urging order.

However, ordinary people urge you to marry at most by arranging a blind date for you, but Chuci's mother is better, and directly contacted a love observation variety show group to ask him to be a male guest.

Moreover, Chuci's mother will also be the star observer of the show, and she will eat melons and knock her son's CP.

At first, Chu Ci refused.

But listening to the acting skills of this movie queen mother immediately exploded, she deeply interpreted the anxiety of an old mother who suffers from her only son who has not yet had a relationship. Was trembling.

Chu Ci, who has always been soft but not tough, had to accept his mother's arrangement with a soft heart. After all, for him, he who inherited the memory and emotions of the original owner could not see his mother begging like this.

not to mention,
Chu Ci, who lacked maternal love since she was a child, experienced the care from her mother for the first time, and she was actually quite moved in her heart.

In her previous life, Chu Ci was involved in a small car accident and was hospitalized once, and her own mother never called to ask.

For him, mother's love and father's love can only be vaguely imagined in literary works.

Moreover, there are policies above and countermeasures below.

"Do you really think that putting me on a love variety show will make me get out of the singles? My mother is still too young."

Chu Ci, a scumbag who has played with his feelings for a lifetime, naturally knows how to reverse his ability to be single.

His only worry is that he became popular through the show, after all, his appearance is indeed too outstanding.

So Chuci decided to keep a low profile, try to be a little transparent in the show, and minimize the sense of presence through bad performance.

Let the audience only vaguely remember the existence of this handsome man but even forget the name...

Fame and so on are all stumbling blocks that hinder me from realizing computer freedom!
……

The program that Chu Ci will participate in is called "Soulmate", which focuses on the theme of soul mates.

He just thought it was a little ridiculous,

Don't you see that the soul in the previous life has become a beast.

Talking about looking at the soul, how many people are actually not superficial and external?

He never believed in soul mates. It was just everyone's fantasy. In reality, if someone really thought so innocently, he would only be played by high-ranking people.

Since the majority of young people long for love but remain single due to various reasons, they have no choice but to use cp to pin their demands.

Therefore, in the past few years, love dramas have emerged one after another, and some CPs have become a mess, and they can even achieve financial freedom by making money just by speculating on CPs.

And this file of "Soulmate" has made two innovations that are different from competing products in the market:

One is that the guests it selects are all older mother-fetal solo people who have never been in a relationship.

The second is that this program also innovatively adopts a parallel method of live broadcast and video broadcast, which is convenient for diehard fans to participate in the interaction at the first time.

The original intention and slogan of the program is: I hope that through this program, everyone will have the courage to love, believe in love and look forward to love again.

Chu Ci sneered after reading it.

Whoever believes in love is the loser.

In the relationship, it is always the one who loves more and the one who loves deeply, and the one who is tightly controlled.

And most of the lovers who think they are affectionate are just moved by themselves, they are potential licking dogs.

He is not interested in this kind of program at all, and he never expects to meet any kind of exciting female guests.

In other words, in this world, there is no woman who can make him truly moved and trusted... He also no longer has any illusions about love.

After participating in the romance show, it's over if it's bad!

It is equivalent to changing the accommodation environment to re-experience the collective life, and everyone still works normally.

……

The show was officially taped a week later.

It's just that a few days before the recording, the program team gave each guest a mobile phone, which contained the faceless circle of friends sent by each guest.

All you can see is the avatar, nickname, personalized signature and a few circles of friends.

It is said that in order to highlight the theme of soul mates, the program team asked everyone to choose a person who they like the most just by watching the circle of friends.

"This form..." Chu Ci felt a sense of sight in the honey of online dating.

It is indeed in line with the current fashion trend. Many people meet new friends through social software.

It's just that most of them are just fishing for fun.

"What circle of friends to post?"

Chu Ci curiously clicked into everyone's circle of friends to take a look, and found that some of them had already updated.

There is a girl nicknamed [Wei Xun] whose profile picture is the back of a beautiful woman. She took a picture of a halter in a floral skirt in the sunset, holding a bunch of bellflowers in her hand. With the filter, she looks like Xiaohong. Book delicate girl.

The copywriting is: [Does anyone know the flower language of Bellflower? ]

Chu Ci looked at her signature again,

[I like the sense of ceremony]

emmmmm...Chu Ci was a little puzzled at the beginning, with such a proper sense of sight of a high-level pure lust fishing master, has he really never been in love?
"Actually, it's also very reasonable. After all, the program group is asking for people who have never been in a relationship. As for whether they have made an appointment or not..." Chu Ci curled his lips, thinking about changing the group.

The second girl whose nickname is an apple pattern posted an ugly and cute green leather doll.
And her avatar is a sand sculpture expression, which gives people the impression of a sand sculpture funny girl.

Lively, enthusiastic, cheerful, and fun.

Chu Ci smiled. Based on his experience in reading women, most of the designs made by funny women will basically have a reverse in the back.

For example, she looks very extroverted, but she is actually very fragile, just pretending to be strong and optimistic.

Or, she actually has a very sexy feminine side too.

contrast,

It is a very useful means.

Chu Ci would like to see if this is a really funny straight girl or a scheming girl who deliberately created a down-to-earth humorous persona.

Of course, I don't mean to say that scheming is bad, after all, so what if there is scheming?Women don't love men.

The third female guest, whose nickname is Eve in English with a pattern of blue floor-to-ceiling windows, and her profile picture is also an emo comic face in cooler colors.

The personalized signature is written [um...]
The circle of friends also posted random photos of the scenery, which is a quiet lake, and the copywriting is called [The Fourth Day of the Junior Day].

It feels more quiet and introverted, and it is afraid of slow heat.

Chu Ci stayed in her circle of friends for a little longer, he instinctively felt that such a girl was more reliable and trustworthy,

But immediately sneered again.

His first love was also this type,
Looking at the quiet and good girl, she basically wouldn't say a few words with other men.

That's why Chu Ci, who was reluctant to start a relationship because her mother abandoned her family and son, was willing to trust her.

But what about the end?

It's not that after graduating from university, they broke up in half a year in a different place. The most ridiculous thing is that one month after the breakup, the other party got together with the man he met on social software.

What you think of as an obedient girl in life is called an obedient girl by many people on the Internet. She not only excels in academics, but also knows how to find a good job in advance.

Chu Ci also decided to change himself from then on, he didn't want to be a weak person in his relationship anymore.

Since then, began to doubt love.

The last female guest had a painting style that Chu Ci couldn't afford to offend.

Nicknamed eer, the profile picture is a beautiful woman, her face is blocked by long, wavy bright gray hair that hangs down to her hips.

Wearing a black ascetic suit, sitting on a chair in the dining room with legs wrapped in black silk, and a piano in the photo, the filter is a forest style, highlighting a high-end, sexy and style.

And click into the circle of friends to see, the pictures posted are even more irritating.

The backless outfit that is exactly the same as the female number one.

But if the female lead [Wei Xun] is a delicate and pure girl next door,
This one is a proper urban sexy girl.

In the photo, she was half-squatting in a black hip-wrapping skirt, and the upper back of the dress was completely exposed, almost reaching her waist.

But there is also a black ribbon linking the waist and neck, like wearing a black collar.

She also wore a peaked cap, and her bright gray wavy hair was hung on the side, with a cluster of off-white highlights at the bottom. This posture is convenient for showing off her waist-to-hip ratio and beautiful back.

"I'll go." This one is not only pregnant, she is already at the level of a pregnant emperor, and she has achieved the ultimate in sexiness and handling LSP.

And because she is dressed in a neutral overall, the originally very sexy temperament has a more abstinent feeling.

"You are a master, August Weiyang is not as good as you..." Chu Ci was deeply impressed.

There is one thing to say, she dared to post this kind of spicy picture in the love variety show and dating show, Chu Ci still admires it.

This kind of photo will not be a good wife and mother who is suitable for living, but a nightclub goddess Fan.

At the same time, he is even more suspicious of the so-called "selected guests are all solo singles with older mothers and fetuses".

Just this female fourth, how does it look like a mother's solo?It's like a little white dragon in the waves.

As expected, big waves, waves, women.

Chu Ci even felt that he could make an appointment with this girl after the show...

Due to his special personal experience, Chu Ci is now sensitive and suspicious and does not believe that there are such pure and loyal women and so-called true love in this world.

Of course, there is a saying that "the me you see in your eyes does not represent 1% of me, but it can represent [-]% of you."

Maybe his thoughts are due to his own despicableness.

The so-called wise man sees the wise and the prostitute sees the prostitute.

But in any case, Chu Ci, who has already developed this kind of thinking, has no expectations for the four female guests who are about to meet.

To put it bluntly,
In his opinion, for every goddess you hold in your palm, there may be more than one behind her...

Chu Ci is used to too many contrast tables, and it is difficult to have positive and beautiful fantasies about women.

Only hopeless negative suspicion.

Therefore, it is impossible to talk about love, the only way to find a peripheral staff member in the entertainment industry is to look like this.

As for the circle of friends and information of the other two male guests...

slightly.

Yes, in terms of numbers, there are only three male guests and four female guests.

Chu Ci couldn't help but feel that the program group would play, and with such a ratio, there was bound to be a woman who would be single, which would increase the pressure on the woman and push her to be more active.

This is to engage in female competition!Good first-hand pua means.

Chuci felt that it was impossible for this kind of love observation variety show to really produce pure feelings.

The program group deliberately created a closed and ambiguous environment where everyone must express their hearts. It is indeed easy to create an atmosphere of love, but Chu Ci believes that after the program, they may immediately bow down.

And the circle of friends of the two boys,
It is nothing more than something that implicitly expresses that one loves life and that one's interests and hobbies enrich real life.

What singing ski jump has everything.

Basketball, golf balls and small balls also rolled across the screen.

Chu Ci, who was not very interested, finally changed his avatar to a pure black screen in a bad way, and took a [.] for his nickname in an extremely perfunctory manner.

The signature is also a series of periods.

The whole thing is frustrating and boring, and just looking at it makes women not interested in hooking up.

In the end, the circle of friends he posted was also a big disappointment:
[Knowing that everyone has reached the age when they should be bald, I recommend the medical beauty hospital in Shangcheng District, the effect of hair transplantation is very good, and it is effective through personal testing]

Pictured: a strand of hair placed on the table.

this wave,
Kill eighty enemies and lose one thousand.

Chu Ci believes that no one will be interested in such things that harm others and benefit oneself, and he can also be a low-key little transparent in peace.

(End of this chapter)