After being on a romance show, I'm screwed
Chapter 100 Help!
Chapter 100 Help!
On the first day, in the hut at night, everyone came back early except for Chu Ci and Gu Jigeng.
However, the next day's date was at night, and there were only two people in the hut, Chen Chuxi and Chu Ci, and the others were still dating outside.
"Good guy, are there just the two of us tonight?" Chu Ci sat on the sofa chatting with Chen Chuxi, who had regained his composure.
Chen Chuxi pointed to the dog lying at his feet and said, "Isn't there another dog here?"
"This guy is really a group of people who understand humanity." Chu Ci lamented what Gouzi had done before, and had to say, to a certain extent, this guy was a good wingman.
He also often used this trick when attacking girls in his previous life. He kept a cute and smart pet and hugged it, so that he didn't need to take the initiative to strike up a conversation with others, and the girl would take the initiative to strike up a conversation with you.
Especially the kind of small and cute pets, basically no woman can resist the wronged look. Once he brings such a pet or two, when he reaches a certain occasion, he will immediately become the most beautiful boy in it ,
Moreover, when you are holding a pet, others will be more confident and bold to strike up a conversation, and will not be embarrassed because of thin skin, and there is also a topic that can be easily opened so that everyone can chat naturally.
"Knowledge Points"
"I was wondering if I would be bullied by my cat if I brought it here." Chen Chuxi disliked Lin Ling's border shepherd very much, because it just kicked her, and she let her see it yesterday. When it came to that tragic scene...so much so that I didn't even vote for Chu Ci.
all in all,
It's all the dog's fault...
"How could it be?" Chu Ci looked at the huge but empty living room and said with emotion, "I didn't expect that there would be only the two of us tonight."
Chen Chuxi raised her chin lightly, cast a glance at him and said, "What's the matter, are you missing someone?"
"Nonsense!" Chu Ci said angrily, "You comrade, don't make jokes. I just didn't expect that they didn't come back tonight. Didn't you get home very early yesterday?"
Chen Chuxi heard him talking, and said a little unhappy: "Isn't it because someone took the lead and set a good example? Now everyone knows that we can continue dating for a while at night..."
Then she added in a sour tone: "But they probably didn't expect that someone who took the lead in dating until midnight yesterday would come back so early today."
Hearing her yin and yang lines, Chu Ci was a little embarrassed,
"Who do you say that someone is? Is this abominable?!"
"Yes, yes, who is this so-and-so person? It's so hateful, why don't we cut him off?"
Chuci:? ? ?
Big brother is not happy with this!Chu Ci felt a pain in his balls, sat up silently, and clamped his legs.
Chen Chuxi said leisurely: "Oh, I think of my three kittens again, so cute... It's a pity, I have to cut them off when they grow up."
Chu Ci: ...
"Why don't we cut it?" He asked cautiously.
"If you don't cut it, you won't be cute. This natural world is also amazing..." Chen Chuxi said nonchalantly, and her expression was so calm.
Chu Ci silently clamped his legs again... for some reason, he felt a little chilly.
Seeing his cowardly appearance, Chen Chuxi was immediately amused, covered her mouth with a light smile and said, "Hahaha, why are you nervous, I won't cut you."
Chu Ci nodded frantically, then quickly changed the subject:
"What do you say they are doing now?"
"I'm having a sweet date..." Chen Chuxi curled her lips unconsciously again, with an unhappy expression on her face.
When she thought that the other guests might still be enjoying their dates, but she returned to the cabin so early, she felt inexplicably uncomfortable.
And the key point is that Chu Ci didn't come back from a date with that person until midnight last night, but today he and he returned home so early.
Such a comparison... Chen Chuxi felt as if she had overturned the jar of jealousy.
Of course, she didn't think she was so-called jealous.
Just kidding, I will be jealous of my little brother and that big bear monster?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
She just felt that... Chen Chuxi thought for a long time but couldn't find a good reason. Finally, she looked at Bian Mu who was shaking her head at her feet, and thought to herself:
Anyway, it's all Gouzi's fault!
"Ahem, how about..." Chu Ci thought for a while, and said, "Let's go to the audio-visual room on the third floor? That place is pretty nice, and there are quite a lot of entertainment equipment. I've never been there before."
"No!" Chen Chuxi refused, then suddenly rolled her eyes, looked at Chu Ci's thin and thin dog figure, and said, "How about we go to the iron?!"
"???"
"Why are you jerking off at night?"
It's late at night, what's the iron?
Shouldn't you be masturbating something else?
Here it refers to licking and licking.
It's time to play games at night,
Shouldn't be hitting anything else...
Chen Chuxi looked at him with a "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and the naughty mischievous thoughts in her heart immediately came up. She smiled slyly and said, "It's the best time to play iron at night! I think Zhen Yuemeng can't do it every night. She almost has to go to the iron, she said that it is most suitable to exercise at night."
"Are you sure?" Chu Ci hesitated: "Is it possible that she didn't receive the letter before, and she felt uncomfortable and wanted to exercise to vent?"
"Stop talking nonsense, get on the number one!" Chen Chuxi said in a fan-like manner, "Put on your tights, it's time for the gym!"
Chu Ci was quick to wit, and quickly waved his hands: "I don't know, I don't know, I'm just Xiaobai, I don't know these equipment at all, and it will be bad if I get hurt."
He is not a fool, he still goes to exercise at night, how tired, is he uncomfortable lying down?
"Hmph, don't be afraid, big brother will be your personal trainer to ensure your safety!" Chen Chuxi stood up, with a pair of long legs that could be played for ten years, and said: "I will assist you tonight." exercise!"
Listening to her words, Chu Ci subconsciously imagined her wearing tights,
Still as my private tutor...
This...Don't say it, for a while, you still don't want to refuse...
"Ahem, okay, I really want to exercise." Chu Ci said with reason.
He is definitely not greedy for Chen Chuxi's body and wants her to be his personal trainer. After all, he only has deep respect and friendship for his elder brother.
It is simply because of Chu Ci's delicate body that he feels very worried and dissatisfied,
Man wants to fight!
"Okay! Let's go, I'm going to change my equipment too." Chen Chuxi's black silk skirt is really not good for exercising today.
"Received!" Chu Ci watched her leave with some expectation.
He doesn't know if the dates of other guests are sweet...but he knows,
The following activities will definitely be full of lust...
……
At this time, the other three guests,
There is no pair at all, which can be regarded as sweet.
Everyone suffers in their own way...
Chu Ci and Chen Chuxi may not even have imagined that the couple who hadn't dated outside actually started a different kind of date after returning to the hut.
But now those who are out on a serious date, are all suffering unspeakably.
Zhen Yuemeng and Ren Woxing have been living awkwardly since the previous quarrel, and because Ren Woxing had arranged it in advance, they will stay in the small confined space of the Ferris wheel for a long time. Zhen Yuemeng couldn't run away even if she wanted to.
"Help me, save me!" Teacher Xiao Zhen yelled inwardly.
……
While Lin Ling and Song Ke were shopping, Lin Ling made various complaints about him along the way, Song Ke was very angry, but he still had to keep smiling, and even had to help her carry the big and small bags...
As a future soldier and star of tomorrow, Song Ke's heart also collapsed at this time: "Ahhhhhh!! Help me!"
……
The pair of An Zhengzhi and Gu Jijie are also very difficult,
Along the way, An Zhengzhi asked all kinds of questions, but all he got was a cold answer.
Let this infatuated seed feel a little disheartened in his heart,
But he still persevered with his best self-touching and self-comforting.
"It's okay, I love her because I love her, not because she loves me..."
"If I still love her when she doesn't love me, then it means that I really love her!"
"This is also called true love!"
When An Zhengzhi thought about it, his heart was instantly filled with motivation, and he worked harder.
As a soldier, he has great execution ability. Once he decides something, he is really persevering and will not give up easily.
And Gu Jugen saw that it was useless to hint and alienate him, and it didn't dispel his enthusiasm. He thought in his heart that he had no choice but to reject him directly.
Therefore, Gu Jujiao found an opportunity to avoid the camera, took off the microphone, and said directly:
"I want to tell you something."
Seeing her solemn and mysterious appearance, An Zhengzhi felt ecstasy in his heart,
She actually deliberately avoided the program group. Could it be that she wanted to secretly confess to me, telling me that her previous indifference under the camera was all fake? !
That's all the arrangement of the script!
And now, under my pursuit, she is finally moved, can't she continue to pretend? !
An Zhengzhi felt that his inference was very reasonable.
He also took off the microphone according to the pattern, but he heard a sentence like a thunderbolt from the blue sky.
"You are a good person, I am also very grateful for your liking for me, but we are not suitable, I don't like you, and I also have people I like,
I don't want you to continue liking me meaninglessly, I don't want to hold you up and delay you, and make you more hurt in the future, so please don't like me anymore, we won't have any results..."
An Zhengzhi was silent for a long time,
He watched the evening wind blow Gu Kikyo's hair,
Then he smiled wryly and said, "I like you, not for the sake of results."
"What's the point of liking someone in order to seek a result and a purpose? In terms of relationship, it's not pure, is it?"
"Besides, how can it be meaningless to like someone?" An Zhengzhi said in a deep tone.
... Gu Kikyo was stunned,
She has also rejected a lot of suitors, but she has never encountered such a...
Could it be that the legendary liking for you has nothing to do with you?
I have to say that the logic of An Zhengzhi is simply invincible.
Too strong!
Gu Kikyo didn't feel touched at all, but felt very difficult.
She really didn't know what to do to make him stop liking her so much.
Is it possible to say directly, "Would it be annoying if you like me so much and pester me?"
Gu Jujiao opened his mouth slightly, but seeing his sincere expression, he still didn't say anything in the end.
But An Zhengzhi felt as if he had been sublimated at this time.
On the contrary, there is an inexplicable sense of sacredness in his heart, and he is more determined to continue to like her, no matter whether there is a result or not, no matter who Gu Jujiao likes.
……
The three couples who dated outside each had their own discomforts, but Chu Ci at home felt very good and active...
I saw Chen Chuxi wearing gray tight-fitting yoga pants and a tight top, with her hair tied into a ponytail and a headscarf. She looked youthful and energetic, but at the same time she was very irritating because of her overly sexy figure.
This kind of dress completely sets off her ecstasy thighs, and the extreme waist-to-hip ratio also makes people look like someone who came out of an anime from a distance, and even makes her breasts that are already full of grasping more prominent and appearing A little more elastic.
Anyway, at this moment, Chu Ci felt as if he was being gently scratched by a small paw, looking at her was very exciting.
So much so that time was ashamed to face her... When she sat down, she had to raise her legs.
Kun moved.
"Let's get started, please call me Coach Chen from now on. Hmph." Chen Chuxi said.
"Okay." Chu Ci has also changed into a suit of equipment now, the same gray suit, it seems that the two of them are somewhat compatible.
"Okay, the young man seems to be in good spirits, work hard tonight, work hard!"
...Chu Ci, there seems to be ambiguity in these words,
He felt a pair of carts approaching his face,
And the headlights are extremely dazzling.
The body is also very enchanting.
"For the first training, let's exercise the chest first, to develop the pectoralis major that men can't put it down." Chen Chuxi said very professionally.
"???" Chu Ci: "Brother, what is the pectoralis major that men love so much, are you driving?"
"What's your name, there is no big brother in the gym! Only the coach!" Chen Chuxi was a little immersed in the game, and said very into the drama: "And don't they? Men like men's chest muscles! I'll ask you, if you see A man's chest muscles are well trained, don't you want to touch them...?"
"Eh..." Chu Ci was speechless.
Could it be possible for him to say that he wants to touch girls' well-trained chest muscles?
"Brother said yes, then let's start, oh, no, it's the coach." Chu Ci said: "Why don't Coach Chen give a demonstration to the younger brother first?"
"Hmph." Chen Chuxi smiled complacently.
Then I sat on the chest pushing machine and gave a very standard demonstration with perfect posture.
Anyway, Chu Ci did learn...
(End of this chapter)
On the first day, in the hut at night, everyone came back early except for Chu Ci and Gu Jigeng.
However, the next day's date was at night, and there were only two people in the hut, Chen Chuxi and Chu Ci, and the others were still dating outside.
"Good guy, are there just the two of us tonight?" Chu Ci sat on the sofa chatting with Chen Chuxi, who had regained his composure.
Chen Chuxi pointed to the dog lying at his feet and said, "Isn't there another dog here?"
"This guy is really a group of people who understand humanity." Chu Ci lamented what Gouzi had done before, and had to say, to a certain extent, this guy was a good wingman.
He also often used this trick when attacking girls in his previous life. He kept a cute and smart pet and hugged it, so that he didn't need to take the initiative to strike up a conversation with others, and the girl would take the initiative to strike up a conversation with you.
Especially the kind of small and cute pets, basically no woman can resist the wronged look. Once he brings such a pet or two, when he reaches a certain occasion, he will immediately become the most beautiful boy in it ,
Moreover, when you are holding a pet, others will be more confident and bold to strike up a conversation, and will not be embarrassed because of thin skin, and there is also a topic that can be easily opened so that everyone can chat naturally.
"Knowledge Points"
"I was wondering if I would be bullied by my cat if I brought it here." Chen Chuxi disliked Lin Ling's border shepherd very much, because it just kicked her, and she let her see it yesterday. When it came to that tragic scene...so much so that I didn't even vote for Chu Ci.
all in all,
It's all the dog's fault...
"How could it be?" Chu Ci looked at the huge but empty living room and said with emotion, "I didn't expect that there would be only the two of us tonight."
Chen Chuxi raised her chin lightly, cast a glance at him and said, "What's the matter, are you missing someone?"
"Nonsense!" Chu Ci said angrily, "You comrade, don't make jokes. I just didn't expect that they didn't come back tonight. Didn't you get home very early yesterday?"
Chen Chuxi heard him talking, and said a little unhappy: "Isn't it because someone took the lead and set a good example? Now everyone knows that we can continue dating for a while at night..."
Then she added in a sour tone: "But they probably didn't expect that someone who took the lead in dating until midnight yesterday would come back so early today."
Hearing her yin and yang lines, Chu Ci was a little embarrassed,
"Who do you say that someone is? Is this abominable?!"
"Yes, yes, who is this so-and-so person? It's so hateful, why don't we cut him off?"
Chuci:? ? ?
Big brother is not happy with this!Chu Ci felt a pain in his balls, sat up silently, and clamped his legs.
Chen Chuxi said leisurely: "Oh, I think of my three kittens again, so cute... It's a pity, I have to cut them off when they grow up."
Chu Ci: ...
"Why don't we cut it?" He asked cautiously.
"If you don't cut it, you won't be cute. This natural world is also amazing..." Chen Chuxi said nonchalantly, and her expression was so calm.
Chu Ci silently clamped his legs again... for some reason, he felt a little chilly.
Seeing his cowardly appearance, Chen Chuxi was immediately amused, covered her mouth with a light smile and said, "Hahaha, why are you nervous, I won't cut you."
Chu Ci nodded frantically, then quickly changed the subject:
"What do you say they are doing now?"
"I'm having a sweet date..." Chen Chuxi curled her lips unconsciously again, with an unhappy expression on her face.
When she thought that the other guests might still be enjoying their dates, but she returned to the cabin so early, she felt inexplicably uncomfortable.
And the key point is that Chu Ci didn't come back from a date with that person until midnight last night, but today he and he returned home so early.
Such a comparison... Chen Chuxi felt as if she had overturned the jar of jealousy.
Of course, she didn't think she was so-called jealous.
Just kidding, I will be jealous of my little brother and that big bear monster?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
She just felt that... Chen Chuxi thought for a long time but couldn't find a good reason. Finally, she looked at Bian Mu who was shaking her head at her feet, and thought to herself:
Anyway, it's all Gouzi's fault!
"Ahem, how about..." Chu Ci thought for a while, and said, "Let's go to the audio-visual room on the third floor? That place is pretty nice, and there are quite a lot of entertainment equipment. I've never been there before."
"No!" Chen Chuxi refused, then suddenly rolled her eyes, looked at Chu Ci's thin and thin dog figure, and said, "How about we go to the iron?!"
"???"
"Why are you jerking off at night?"
It's late at night, what's the iron?
Shouldn't you be masturbating something else?
Here it refers to licking and licking.
It's time to play games at night,
Shouldn't be hitting anything else...
Chen Chuxi looked at him with a "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and the naughty mischievous thoughts in her heart immediately came up. She smiled slyly and said, "It's the best time to play iron at night! I think Zhen Yuemeng can't do it every night. She almost has to go to the iron, she said that it is most suitable to exercise at night."
"Are you sure?" Chu Ci hesitated: "Is it possible that she didn't receive the letter before, and she felt uncomfortable and wanted to exercise to vent?"
"Stop talking nonsense, get on the number one!" Chen Chuxi said in a fan-like manner, "Put on your tights, it's time for the gym!"
Chu Ci was quick to wit, and quickly waved his hands: "I don't know, I don't know, I'm just Xiaobai, I don't know these equipment at all, and it will be bad if I get hurt."
He is not a fool, he still goes to exercise at night, how tired, is he uncomfortable lying down?
"Hmph, don't be afraid, big brother will be your personal trainer to ensure your safety!" Chen Chuxi stood up, with a pair of long legs that could be played for ten years, and said: "I will assist you tonight." exercise!"
Listening to her words, Chu Ci subconsciously imagined her wearing tights,
Still as my private tutor...
This...Don't say it, for a while, you still don't want to refuse...
"Ahem, okay, I really want to exercise." Chu Ci said with reason.
He is definitely not greedy for Chen Chuxi's body and wants her to be his personal trainer. After all, he only has deep respect and friendship for his elder brother.
It is simply because of Chu Ci's delicate body that he feels very worried and dissatisfied,
Man wants to fight!
"Okay! Let's go, I'm going to change my equipment too." Chen Chuxi's black silk skirt is really not good for exercising today.
"Received!" Chu Ci watched her leave with some expectation.
He doesn't know if the dates of other guests are sweet...but he knows,
The following activities will definitely be full of lust...
……
At this time, the other three guests,
There is no pair at all, which can be regarded as sweet.
Everyone suffers in their own way...
Chu Ci and Chen Chuxi may not even have imagined that the couple who hadn't dated outside actually started a different kind of date after returning to the hut.
But now those who are out on a serious date, are all suffering unspeakably.
Zhen Yuemeng and Ren Woxing have been living awkwardly since the previous quarrel, and because Ren Woxing had arranged it in advance, they will stay in the small confined space of the Ferris wheel for a long time. Zhen Yuemeng couldn't run away even if she wanted to.
"Help me, save me!" Teacher Xiao Zhen yelled inwardly.
……
While Lin Ling and Song Ke were shopping, Lin Ling made various complaints about him along the way, Song Ke was very angry, but he still had to keep smiling, and even had to help her carry the big and small bags...
As a future soldier and star of tomorrow, Song Ke's heart also collapsed at this time: "Ahhhhhh!! Help me!"
……
The pair of An Zhengzhi and Gu Jijie are also very difficult,
Along the way, An Zhengzhi asked all kinds of questions, but all he got was a cold answer.
Let this infatuated seed feel a little disheartened in his heart,
But he still persevered with his best self-touching and self-comforting.
"It's okay, I love her because I love her, not because she loves me..."
"If I still love her when she doesn't love me, then it means that I really love her!"
"This is also called true love!"
When An Zhengzhi thought about it, his heart was instantly filled with motivation, and he worked harder.
As a soldier, he has great execution ability. Once he decides something, he is really persevering and will not give up easily.
And Gu Jugen saw that it was useless to hint and alienate him, and it didn't dispel his enthusiasm. He thought in his heart that he had no choice but to reject him directly.
Therefore, Gu Jujiao found an opportunity to avoid the camera, took off the microphone, and said directly:
"I want to tell you something."
Seeing her solemn and mysterious appearance, An Zhengzhi felt ecstasy in his heart,
She actually deliberately avoided the program group. Could it be that she wanted to secretly confess to me, telling me that her previous indifference under the camera was all fake? !
That's all the arrangement of the script!
And now, under my pursuit, she is finally moved, can't she continue to pretend? !
An Zhengzhi felt that his inference was very reasonable.
He also took off the microphone according to the pattern, but he heard a sentence like a thunderbolt from the blue sky.
"You are a good person, I am also very grateful for your liking for me, but we are not suitable, I don't like you, and I also have people I like,
I don't want you to continue liking me meaninglessly, I don't want to hold you up and delay you, and make you more hurt in the future, so please don't like me anymore, we won't have any results..."
An Zhengzhi was silent for a long time,
He watched the evening wind blow Gu Kikyo's hair,
Then he smiled wryly and said, "I like you, not for the sake of results."
"What's the point of liking someone in order to seek a result and a purpose? In terms of relationship, it's not pure, is it?"
"Besides, how can it be meaningless to like someone?" An Zhengzhi said in a deep tone.
... Gu Kikyo was stunned,
She has also rejected a lot of suitors, but she has never encountered such a...
Could it be that the legendary liking for you has nothing to do with you?
I have to say that the logic of An Zhengzhi is simply invincible.
Too strong!
Gu Kikyo didn't feel touched at all, but felt very difficult.
She really didn't know what to do to make him stop liking her so much.
Is it possible to say directly, "Would it be annoying if you like me so much and pester me?"
Gu Jujiao opened his mouth slightly, but seeing his sincere expression, he still didn't say anything in the end.
But An Zhengzhi felt as if he had been sublimated at this time.
On the contrary, there is an inexplicable sense of sacredness in his heart, and he is more determined to continue to like her, no matter whether there is a result or not, no matter who Gu Jujiao likes.
……
The three couples who dated outside each had their own discomforts, but Chu Ci at home felt very good and active...
I saw Chen Chuxi wearing gray tight-fitting yoga pants and a tight top, with her hair tied into a ponytail and a headscarf. She looked youthful and energetic, but at the same time she was very irritating because of her overly sexy figure.
This kind of dress completely sets off her ecstasy thighs, and the extreme waist-to-hip ratio also makes people look like someone who came out of an anime from a distance, and even makes her breasts that are already full of grasping more prominent and appearing A little more elastic.
Anyway, at this moment, Chu Ci felt as if he was being gently scratched by a small paw, looking at her was very exciting.
So much so that time was ashamed to face her... When she sat down, she had to raise her legs.
Kun moved.
"Let's get started, please call me Coach Chen from now on. Hmph." Chen Chuxi said.
"Okay." Chu Ci has also changed into a suit of equipment now, the same gray suit, it seems that the two of them are somewhat compatible.
"Okay, the young man seems to be in good spirits, work hard tonight, work hard!"
...Chu Ci, there seems to be ambiguity in these words,
He felt a pair of carts approaching his face,
And the headlights are extremely dazzling.
The body is also very enchanting.
"For the first training, let's exercise the chest first, to develop the pectoralis major that men can't put it down." Chen Chuxi said very professionally.
"???" Chu Ci: "Brother, what is the pectoralis major that men love so much, are you driving?"
"What's your name, there is no big brother in the gym! Only the coach!" Chen Chuxi was a little immersed in the game, and said very into the drama: "And don't they? Men like men's chest muscles! I'll ask you, if you see A man's chest muscles are well trained, don't you want to touch them...?"
"Eh..." Chu Ci was speechless.
Could it be possible for him to say that he wants to touch girls' well-trained chest muscles?
"Brother said yes, then let's start, oh, no, it's the coach." Chu Ci said: "Why don't Coach Chen give a demonstration to the younger brother first?"
"Hmph." Chen Chuxi smiled complacently.
Then I sat on the chest pushing machine and gave a very standard demonstration with perfect posture.
Anyway, Chu Ci did learn...
(End of this chapter)
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